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Saucekid, yes I do have a dictionary and it is located in my brain.

Manickal, Hey, Thats not true. There still have Virgins on earth. And ur, GOTCHA!

Oh man, You again? I have already commented about you in the last thread.

I was just wondering, what type of girls do you guys usually like in the sense of:-
1) Looks - Do you like the pretty ones, beautiful ones, cute ones?
2) Body type - Muscular, full figured, plump, slim?
3) Personality - Funny, sexy, Serious Romantic?
4) Any other factors

Feel free to comment. Thanks

1 year difference

I dont think people respects Virgins these days, For the guys, if most girls find out that the guy is a virgin, they will be known as a Looser and for girls whom are Virgins, they will be teased. Why? Maybe because they have nothin else better to do or maybe just plain jelousy?

I heard from a guy friend that whether she's a Virgin or Not, it makes no difference in the tightness of her private area so I dont know, Depends on individual I guess.

No, we both are born Catholics.

Yes Pennywise. I agree with the car part. Well, I always believe that if he's mine, then he will be mine no matter what. If he ends up with another female, then I know he is not meant for me.

No, just a few months more then we will get everything settled.

YIKES! 15 years old? Well, if its not true, than you must be bored thats why you're playing around here and if its true, I'm actually speechless,

He's doing the same thing for me. Its a give and take situation.

He wanted to get married but for me it isn't the right time because we are still trying to get his business up and also we wanted to get a house and a car before we get marry.

P/S: Remember, it takes 2 hands to clap

Hey pennywise, Yes exactly.

But she has to do it full heartedly and willing to do it for him otherwise, just don't do it and don't be with him. My own personal opinion.

But to be honest, I am not married but have been doing it to my boyfriend and I'm not thinking about marriage yet.

I dont know about you guys but heres what I do to show my love for him:-
1) Call him whenever I know he is free just to say Hi, Love you and take care.
2) at least once a week, I would send him a Love Ecard in broad day light
3) Whenever he has to watch a Football match, I would join him and support the team he is supposrting no matter what ( By doing it, I think I'm starting to get addicted to the game myself!)
4) Try to help him in all ways to make him suceed in his dreams / career / goal. E.g.: He wants to open a business but he needs more money so what I do is that I will work hard and when I have enough, I would give some to him to lessen his burden.
5) Pray for him every night before I sleep
6) I always tell him that he is a genious (well actually he really is a Genious!)
7) I always call him Handsome and down to earth (because he really is)
If he cries, I would cry with him (I'm good at that anyways), if he laughs, I would laugh with him but if he is angry, I would try to make him smile like telling him a joke or acting stupid infront of him ( I'm good at that too as I always do that to my friends and family)
9) Give him massages
10) If he is sick, I would cook for him, rub his body with warm water, tuck him to bed, sing for him untill he goes to sleep and kiss him on the fore head
11) Dont be too clingy with him cause everyone needs their space once in awhile so if he is out with his friends, I dont usually want to tag along especially if its a guy's night out.
12) Bake for him cookies or cake once awhile
13) Support him to the fullest
14) Trust him in whatever he does
15) Always ready and plan Plan B on the activities or things which he plans to do which I think that its a risk so that if his plan A dont work, than I could use my Plan B to safe the day.

I guess thats it from me.

First Impression:- His eyes The most important thing :- His personality (Down to earth and Humour is a PLUS PLUS) The rest I dont care and I am not bothered,

!44 Things A Girl Would Die 4 is A GUY WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR X 144 TIMES

Dear doctor, I really need your help as its killing me to see my sister so upset with her condition. I actually dont know what is my sister having and she is too embarrased to see a doctor but I will describe it you. At her anus area, theres a long pinkish stripe all along her anus hole and at the top of her butt just before the hole, theres this white dry patch and its flaky. Its colour pink and when try to remove it, it looks like a dandruff. When she scratch it out, it will regrow again and if dont scratch it out, it will be there forever. She has that same flaky skin condition at her elbow, small ones at her nect and alot on her scalp. Do you know what is that and how to cure it once and for all? Please Help and thank you so much.

P/S: Its not itchy or pain at all but I think it should be annoying cause it wont go away no matter how many types of creams she is using.

40 Reasons on why is it GREAT to be a Woman

1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.

2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.

3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without
having to picture them naked.

4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet
bowl.

5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because
she was being emotionally neglected.

6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a
passable standard at the same time.

7. Women live longer than men.

8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.

9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her
friends will notice.

10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).

11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's
problems.

12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.

13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

14. Women know the truth about whether size matters,

15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.

16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.

17. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without
thinking about either sex or football.

18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure
in a computer game.

19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.

21. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.

22. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.

23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in
their zipper.

24. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.

25. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake

26. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.

27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.

28. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.

29. Women can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as
a short woman's complex.

30. Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.

31. Women have total control over their eyebrows.

32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.

33. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while
she's drunk.

34. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.

35. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.

36. Woman don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.

37. For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe.

38. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.

39. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their
species stands for.

40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.

REAL FACTS ABOUT MEN.

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Eww,

Hey you guys wanna hear the real facts about men?

Ok, I have one.

It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow,

Heheh. Thanks guys. I have another one but dont have much time to type. I'll type when I'm free. See ya.

Oh wow! Really? I have a feeling you've been through this have you?

Thanks alot for your help.

Hey there, No. I come from Labuan Island, Malaysia. Well, my boyfriend is studying in Malaysia and usually we both would collect money to go travel. Yes, I actually think tha Nigeria is a very nice country to visit as a tourist and also the people are really nice.  Thanks for the advise.