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First place? Let me see, I guess it will be the park cause I like to walk and talk with him.

Kanye West, Snoop Dogg (if he's single which he isn;t ) Rob Sneidder, Jack Black & Mike Shinoda

Well, I think its a give and take situation.

My boyfriend had a money problem before and I help him alot with it by doing extra work and as long as I have cash, I would just give it to him no matter what and will cut down all my expenditure and well as his. (well, we made a list of things which we need and dont need and cut it down untill we could afford, then we will go back to the same routine if we are stable) and then now that he is well off, he helps me back when I have a money problem and when it comes to paying for anything, we take turns but dont really bother so much about it cause money comes and goes. Its just paper and its made to be spend and made to be collected like recycling trash.

So it depends on you. Do you love her, trust her and is willing to support her as a partner no matter what? If yes, than the money will never be an issue.
And if she really cares for you, she will be able to do anything for you and will offer whatever she has in the future just like what you are doing for her.

Never allow it to be just one sided as this is the 21st century. Its no more in the Victorian days so after she goes to work, she might pay you back. The most important thing is that as long as you love her and you know she loves you and also that you both trust each other. Take it from someone whom have gone through it.

I personally think that in life, everything must be balance so the guy must be stern and emptional. Depending on the situation. Well,you don't want him to act up all stern when you are having a problem or someone died will you? And you wont want him to cry when in public right?

So both criteria should be in a man. That applies to females as well by the way

Oh and if your friend loves him, she should be able to accept him for who he is and accept his flauss otherwise, she could just tell him and explain to him in a nice way. But bare in mind, some people are just made emotional and they can't help themselves so it will take time.

There is such thing as love actually. You see, if love dont come and you feel like you really need that special someone in your life, try to make yourself occupy with many many activities like join a sports club, learn martial artds or arts or music, go for acting class. yoga, chess ANYTHING!!! And then by participating in all these activities and keeping yourself so busy you will gain 4 benefits which is:-

1) You dont feel lonely and wont really feel the need to desperately be with someone because you have your program and you have social buddied from the club
2) You will gain more knowledge, skills and benefits to raise your self esteem and also motivation.
3) You will make more friends and that set of friend will call you to join them in other activities and will surely introduce you to their friends so you will gain more friends
4) You will / might meet your dream partner at any of those social activities

I believe that you can never force love and you know why? Let say you have decided to marry the next thing that comes without even knowing the person or thinking if you are compatible, yeah, you might have a great wedding and a great honeymoon, Everything goes perfectly like the way you imagine but after that, you might not like the person or you are just not meant to match with each other. Thats why these days, alot of marriage had been broken down because people are to eager to just get married and then what? in the end, you are going to still end up single but with a BIG BROKEN HEART.

So its best to take your time, socialize more, get involve with activities and it will naturally come and remember one most important thing, if he/she is made to be yours, then eventually he/she will be yours.

Oh nooo, Please dont fight over this matter.

Persona82,
Yes, I believe that God created us to make the world balance and women were made to be intelligent at one part and the men made to be intelligent in another part. I think most people get it wrong and thinks one side is better off than the other but its not,

BuzyDiva,
No, Not all Nigerian guys are like that. I met alot of nice ones. Down to earth ones. And not all men are always thinking about sex all the time. Maybe the few which you have met are the rotten apples whom spoiled the name of other men as a whole lot. Please, dont have all this hatred for the opposite sex. After all, God created all of us and we bleed the same way.

You never know krama.

I found alot of people with a dirty brain around here many times.

Hi krama,
tried what? If tried so hard to make my parents get back together, than yes but if its the intimacy gadgets and porn movie, NOOOOOOOOOOOO NEVER, Heheh!

Hi nkc,
Thanks.

Poster,
Will pray for you in order for your parents to get back together as one. Besides, before when they got married to each other, they sweared in the Name of God on the "Till Death Do Us Part" so I think they should be together.

I'll say men and women are both intellignet in their own ways. Heres why.

In a males brain, the male is made to focus at one thing at a time. If you tell them to watch TV, sing and take care of the kids, some might do it but they cannot do it perfectly because they only can handle one thing at a time. Now this chracteristic has made them Intelligent because if you notice on earth, alot of skills are fully owned by men. Why? Because they focus on that thing and only that thing till they became a full grown professional and thats what made them intelligent.

Now, for the females. We females are made to do a few things at one time. So we can sit, Knit and watch TV and dance at the same time and we wont feel any stress if compared to the male dominant species. Although base on the statistics, most skills are fully succeeded and owned by men, but its proven that we can be multiskilled and also we could get many jobs done at one go which is why most females are more organize which makes us intelligent as well.

So I think to judge on which sex is smarter is a completely wrong thing cause God created us differently and we have our own uniqueness and if we work our differences as one, we will be a complete whole.

My parents were like yours too before but it was my father whom cheated on my mom. What I did was that I talk to my father and ask him if its true and that I will never get angry with him even if its true. he told me its true and so I ask him if he could tell me whats going on and so he told me that he misses my mom cause both are always distant due to work and that he is a man and he needed his sex life and my mom was not in the mood for months so he needed to get laid. Then I ask him, does he still love my mother or he has no feelings for her and he said he still love her. I told him I will not tell my mom what did he say to me but I will talk to her about the sex part and to enhance their sex relationship. You have no idea, I had to go through so many embarrassment just to keep my parents together. I went talking to my mother about her sex life, I went to the store to buy Porn movies and intimacy gadgets which was a complete embarrassment, I did many things and even I persue my mom to quit her job so that she could be with my father. Now, they both are still happily married for 30 over years. So sometimes I guess its always best to talk to your mom and ask her, she will tell you how she feels and why she behave as such. After all we are only humans and bound to make alot of mistakes in life which will affect other people but yet we dont realize it.

I always tell everyone that you shoudlnt' rush into love just because you need it. If its faited, you will find that person eventually so don't try so hard to find a partner just because you needed to. Havent you heard the phrase, if she/he is meant for you, then she/he will be yours?

I think the perfect soul mate is the person where you are able to tolerate and accept all of his/her flauss and also a person which you like spending your time with for the rest of your life. If these 2 criteria is not in that person which you are with, then move on with life and get on with the next person as they say, they are so many fishes in the sea.

I do believe that there is a perfect soul mate for each of us out there is just that I think before we were placed on earth, God somehow took each couple and throw them on earth like a dice and thats why we are scattered all around the globe and also because of that, we really have to search for our soul mate which can be frustrating but I think once found, its worth all the hard work.

Thanks Olulu.

Heres another one:-

What a Woman Says, and a Man Hears,
________________________________________
What a woman says:
"This place is a mess!
C'mon, you and I need to clean,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear
if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:
"blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW"

That sounds serious. I feel intimidated now. 

hey, why don't you post something as well?

Thanks Ituen

i know of people having this sort of issues cause they have a raging temper in them and its true they can't control theirselves cause its already built inside of them. People like this are usually affected by the past (Peer pressure, lack of self esteem, lack of self motivation, hatred, people whom constantly have no faith in them, mock them, look down on them, lack of family support and etc)and they keep it all in and when the time comes, thats when their raging temper has been unleashed but for some people, it immediately takes effect just as soon as they get angry.I have a family member whom is like that and so we had to send her for counselling and also send her to the professionals whom specializes with anger management. She first did not want to go but then she realized that everyone has left her and she was all alone so she decided to just go and now she is coping with it much better. When she is angry, she will cover her face with a pillow and shout or she would take lots of deep breaths or play the drums or sing or play any sports as long as she is contantly active in activities on not active with her emotions. So yeah, maybe you could get her some help by sending her to professionals.


If she refuses, tell her she will end up alone for the rest of her life and even you wont want to be her friend forever. Then she might feel the pressure and will be convinced to do it. Its all for the best.

Oh My God, Okay, is your girlfriend psycho or what? Why cant she just leave you alone. Its good enough that you two could talk on the phone daily. I think she wants you to be romantic but you are just not that person. Ask her why does she want you to be someone which you are not? If she she still insist, if I were you, just ignore her and dont bother untill she knows that you are not just that person. Besides, SMS is not the most important thing in the world,

Some people are just born in Koo Koo Land,

heheheheh!

Complaint

Penis Request:
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.



Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
locations.
You do not take initiative; you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the
assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely


The Management

Sleeping in Church
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One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea", said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In the church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him in the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister.

Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed."Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!"

Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice.

As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that dammned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" "Amen," replied the congregation.

A cucumber, a Penis and an Olive

A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."

The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."

The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"

Oh Thanks so much and sorry for the late reply. I got lost out of nowhere.

Oh Oh, Yikes!!! Hi Malaysia. Apa Khabar? (Direct translation to those whom are not Malaysian: How are you?) I'm so sorry that you have to experience such scenes but I also think that whether if its Nigerian or not, I think you shouldn't trust anyone and everyone. Like in Kuala Lumpur, there are alot of malaysian cheaters around and we dont trust them. We can never trust them or we will get shit ourselves.

When I hear your story, well, I am actually very stunned to hear it cause my boyfriend is Nigerian and he introduced me to all of his friends which are all from Nigeria as well but some from Ghana and Jamaica and Zimbabwe. Well, if theres a celebration on their achievement or their football team wins or birthday celebrations, they would drink and at times end up in fights (but not serious ones), they go to church together, they cook together, their like brothers and have never seen anything like you said and I like the way their life style is so I really feel so sorry that you have to witness the bad side of it. I guess its true when they say a few rotten apples spoils it all.

You see, I am from labuan and I studied in Kuala Lumpur so many years back to tell you the truth, all of the bad scenes which you have written, well, some of it I have experienced but its not from Nigerian people, its from our own Malaysian people but I take it like its not my day. So I guess in life, we all have to be very careful with whoever cause life is like a lottery. You are bound to come accross Hades but hope to learn from it for the future.

To the poster, if you have anything you would like to ask about Malaysia, feel free to ask me and I will be glad to be at your assistance.