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Why females should avoid a girl night out after they are married.
If this does not make you laugh out loud,you have lost your sense
of humour.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls.
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight.I promise
well the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3am a bit loaded I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door the cuckoo clock in the hall way started up
and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake
up.I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for comeing up with such a quick-witted solution in order
to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Ecen when totally smashed 3 cuckoo plus 9 cuckoo totals =12 cuckoos Midnight)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in.
I told him "Midnight" he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew I got away with that one! Then he said "we need a new cuckoo clock
When I asked him why he said well last night out clock cuckooed 3 times then said
Oh shit "Cuckoo 4 more times, cleared its throat cuckooed another 3 times
giggled cuckooed twice more and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Almost half of my family has gone through commiting suicide but most of us did not suceed. Come to think of it, I think most of us go through it because of one thing which is Self Pity.

But I can give you two good examples of succesfull suicide stories. The first one is my classmate. She is Half Malaysian and half Indonesian. In Malaysia, most Malaysian people would look down on Indonesian people and when they found out that she is mix blooded, they tease her, spit at her, threw stones at her and etc etc. One day she had enough that she hunged herself to death at the School Toilet.

The second story is my cousin. She fell in love with this guy but the problem is not their love, its the guys mother. She basically hates my cousin and constantly puts her down and treat her like a dog. She would complaint over everything she does and always call her useless/ugly/worthless etc etc and my cousin tried telling her fiance but her fiance is even too scared to stand up towards his mother and told her to be patient. Just one day before they got married, her fiance told her that after they get married, they have no choice but to stay in his mother's house because his mother wanted it that way. She went back home and the next thing I knew, she's dead. The police had notified that she drank acid and thats how her internal organs and her skin went melted.

based on a research, they say that the highest percentage of commiting suicide crimes is in Switzerland and it has to do with Dentist. They so called say that dentist commited suicide because they are sick and tired of seeing and smelling people mouth every single day and they get depress over it. I dont know,

talk to her and tell how you feel. if she loves you, she will try to change and if she doesnt, she might not bother so thats when you will know where you're standing at. I thought only Malaysian females are overpowering the males turn out to be theres other similar people as well, heheh!

Hey Siena, No he wants me to come to Nigeria. He even collected money for it and he say that we are going next month but he says that its better for me to get engage to him so that his family wont have doubts and the immigration will let me pass easily so I dont know. I find that strange,

Well, my boyfriend told me that he loves me because we have the same brain and that I am his other half. I dont see why not cause he does Plan A's and I do Plan B's incase if Plan A dont work than we will go for Plan B over every thing especially in the business which we are doing. And we are obsess with doing alot of activities together, Nice ones, stupid ones, crazy ones. Everything (but of course we let each other have our personal space too). We would want to call ourself as twins but not really really cause its more than that.

Yes! I completely agree and I myself hate all of the above regarding females except the being ugly part (well, if its to do with the physical/looks) because unfortunately, God made some of us that way. Can't help it dude.

And also most of the things mentioned is correct to most females because they are actually insecure of theirself and that they want to ensure that their guy is please with them I guess?

Although I'm not a male, but I have some things which I hate about females (my personal opinion):-
1) They like to add salt and pepper to a story and make it sound so dramatic at the end of the day (might cause them to be in trouble)
2) Playing the Hard To Get Game, STOP TORTURING THE MEN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, If you know he likes you and if you like him or think you like him, just give him chance and see how it goes,
3) Some girls are so obsess with their long hair that they keep swinging it. FOR CHRIST SAKE, who the hell cares about your hair anyways If it looks nice, then it will look nice without you having to swing it so just cut the crap.
4) Ordering food and only having a small bite and then you go telling everyone that you are on a diet. (You are damn lucky you are being bless with food, Bare in mind that there are many people out there whom are starving and wish that there is an insect for them to eat). If you are really on a diet, why dont stay home and eat grass like a goat or just dont order and dont eat.
5) Depending on the guy's money to satisfy you. Hello? This is like what century? Females and Males are all granted the freedom to have a career and to look for our own money so dont treat it like only the guy has to pay for everything, You should contribute as well.
6) Shop too much for clothes and shoes. Its not like you're gonna wear the whole closet. You will surely think that one cdress might be too tight, or one is too colourful and then you would leave it in your closet for years and never wore it. Just buy stuff based on your essential needs and not to overdo it. Besides, fashion changes all the time so just buy the necessaties and plan your financial needs for the coming future.

Now, thats what I get annoyed with other females. Sorry ladies but this is how I honestly feel. If you feel offended, than I apologize.

I dont mind whatever he wears as long as it doesnt look gay (ribbons, pink, shimmer, bling). That would be really weird,

My personal opinion is that she is really playing hard to get but at the same time, she likes you. Although I'm a female, I personally think that thats plain mean, and girls shouldn't do that ever!!! Cause you know why? If the guy does that to you, I'm sure you will feel like suffocating yourself and you might want to feel like commiting suicide so dont ever do that, and mind you, based on a research, a guy's heart is actually more emotional compare to a girls so please ladies, STOP TORTURING THE GUYS,

My dear, listen, let me tell you something which I think would be useful for you. If you like her and she is playing hard to get, if I were you, you play with the flow. Go and do exactly like what she did to you and then she will surely feel the pressure, But dont overdo it otherwise she would think that you are no longer interested. Do the same like she did to you but at the same time maybe write her memorable letters (not love letters yet) or give her something as a gift (cuddly stuff animals, bling) but of course dont do that too often as well. And then if she is still playing th game, maybe you could go out with a girl as a general friend infront of her and make her jelous.

See what happens,

Hey all, I was just wondering about something. I am a Malaysian and I have a Nigerian Boyfriend. According to him, it is very difficult for a Foreigner to get into Nigeria. He told me that if I were to get in, I have to be engage to him first and than it will be easier to get into the country. is that true? And how about tourist?