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See them looking like my dog each time he farts and goes side eyeing me to know if I noticed his eff up because na better slap for nose e go chop.

Lazy amu robber youths...

Na gun be una withdrawal slip.

I will only commend this move if the same zeal and effort can be expended on better training, re-orientating, equipping and finally driving it down our police and military's skulls that their number one duty and priority is to safeguard and protect the Nigerian civilians whose taxes fund their salaries.

They need to be compelled to serve and protect us with stiff repercussions if they err on the contrary, not harassing and killing us with no questions or justice ever served.

Nice

Beautiful...

Orisha b'iya o si indeed

Nneka at all times

Ine n'ojie for shizzle

Our mothers nay parents deserve all dem accolades...e no easy at all

Israeljones:
As irritating and provoking as this thread is ,I don't know why I find this ur post more provoking...
How can u post this long rubbish on a sensitive thread as this...Are u normal?

Who no normal no fit do wetin the guy do sef.

The guy is abnormal. .

writeprof:
This is an idea that can fetch dough. Write it and you can connect with Ateke to sponsor the production. Ideas rule the world. You have one!

Thanks boss...na people like you dey ginger person joor...

This is heart/gut wrenching and plain evil. Why in heavens name will you be stupid enough to get shaku shaku unprotected, unprepared for its accompanying consequences and disturb a kid chilling on his own with God, bring him into this sin-filled world after bearing the pains of habouring him in your womb for good nine months plus the torture of bringing him forth in labour only to snuff life out of him in such a callous and dehumanising way.

Na God go punish you and render you fruitless forever.

Na to plug boiling ring make e hot red well well then chook am inside that your gutter you mistake for a punieee...

Murders pretending to be mothers all over....tueeehhh

Wetin happen to auto tune.

I'm not buying this excuse abeg. No vocal box on earth can be as damaged as brother waya waya DAVIDO's, but he keeps churning out hit singles back to back nonetheless. Una go tell us the real gist soon.

Take a cue Tekno my man, step into the studio and give us some baby panana...

On a more serious note, get well soon brother...

citadels:
hahahahahahaha. I don't finish ooo

Aunty, abeg you in the name of Jah Jehovah...no finish abeg, remain small for me. You hear...

It's so funny how most people here think the cynical commenters here actually took the pastors theatrics any serious, hence the talks of "most people commenting didn't watch the video".

Una too dey take nairaland serious. Most comments here are nothing but mere sarcasms and conjectures. Let's learn to go light-hearted sometimes and just wnjoy life...

charliboy654:
He was flying on a zip line, wats the big deal here?

You are the one trying to make a big deal out of an absolute no deal mate...

Belachelijk....

The negroid race is a wonder yet to be fully deciphered by those, whose task and calling it is to study behavioural patterns.

It matters not where they are situated or birthed, they keep exhibiting that true to type traits (stereotype).

Oyibo think say dem sabi, dem dey learn work. Dem dey do flying machine we don launch our own floating/flying man. Dia fada.

One love my people...

rastaLivity:
stop thinking you're that good, maybe the glass is half-empty after all.

Chaiiii....e be like say we don quarrel before bros even thiugh say I no sabi find trouble. Sorry you hear...

If yuzedo catch this Yusuf ehn...

Yanga dey sleep trouble go wake am.

I only hope she won't come and disturb our small blogosphere with stories of how one of her friends has been knacking her husband...

He had been advised well for once in the life of this confused administration.

PhenomenalMorgan:
Hmm so u charge people a payment for interpreting their dreams And it is ur type that will criticize pastors who own jets and the likes, SHAME!!

I feel sorry for people around you....

Such a sorry soul...

Who even placed a browsable phone loaded with data o your leprous hands?

Shameless farm tool used in tilling the ground.

Na blood her cheating and infidelity sickness dey, she'd do the same thing to the present dickhead.

Just look at what they are teaching that innocent lil girl...

Tueeeh to all useless "murders" and senseless dick headed gigolos

Na so...

Anything to trend, appear concerned or sentimentally play on potential voters emotions this election period is welcome.

Obstacles, temptations, triumphs and yet temptations to set you back to ground zero, staying focused and not yielding to the temptations will be your saving grace.

This could relate to your marriage, relationship or even job/academics.

Send me my payment.

Gucciblog:
A British man scammed of £20,000 after sending money to a fake African girlfriend he met online, actually believed he was going to meet with the love of his life at the airport in his home country. Simon Frost, 75, could not believe his luck when he was matched with Eva – a young beauty who spoke of setting up home with him.

But the woman in the pictures was really US porn star Briana Lee, 28, whose photo has been lifted repeatedly by cheats for this very purpose.Grandad Simon turned to internet dating after his wife of 10 years left him. He joined a website called Real Sex Contacts in February 2017 and two months later was introduced to Eva, supposedly a hospital worker from Ghanaian capital Accra.

She sent a picture, Simon fell in love and he was persuaded to part with more than £19,000. In an exchange of messages she even teased out information about his bank cards. But when the time came for them to meet in the UK in August this year, Eva didn’t show up and he has not heard from her since.

Simon, from Soham, Cambs, said he was speaking out to stop others falling for the same scam. He said: “I genuinely believed the relationship was real. I don’t understand why anyone would treat me like that.

I had good intentions and was looking for a genuine relationship.“It has put me off trying anything like this ever again. “I would rather be lonely than go through all of this trauma.” Simon said he and Eva had called each other “babe” and “husband” and talked of buying a house for a new life together. But she was spinning a web of lies to get him to part with his dosh. She said she needed cash to get court documents so that she could access her father’s £5million inheritance which included a stash of gold.

Simon sent £6,000 savings, £3,000 on credit cards and two £5,000 advances from payday loan company Amigo. He also paid £1,600 for Eva’s flight to the UK in August this year – when he expected her to repay him. But Eva failed to turn up and when he was unable to contact her it became clear he had been scammed.


https://zenithnaija.com/british-man-cries-out-after-being-scammed-of-n10million-by-african-lady-he-met-online/

lalasticlala dominique Mynd44

MUmu

Ateke the nollywood king.

The lazy nollywood practitioners don't know they should be thinking out and doing a movie titled "from the creeks to the throne" in honour of him? That's how to get good money from his ilks.

They can reach me to write them a good story...not those rubbish they disturb people with...

carlsmith7:
mad man

You wan get C.O abi...you dey call your lecturer mad man?

Lucky dude...

This is the real definition of that promo slogan..."buy one get one free..

Madam, you didn't spend a dime on that gaddem mirror and it is so fragile and easy to destroy even by a newborn. Why not just take it out and get rid of it and save us all this unnecessary tori.

No be every matter dem dey carry come online dey look for advise from people wey you sabi your situation pass.

Good to see her patronizing APC to grow APC.

Lol....

I've just ordered ASUU to call of this useless strike to get you guys busy. Pele

A cowardly scorned man when women yakpa like sand sand for outside...

Instead of me to kill person or myself because of woman, I go enter one village buy correct African dwarf goat a.k.a nkpi, murder and use am arrange better ukodo (yam and goat meat pepper soup).

God forbid...

You dey look for South African nyansh wey near ground na. You get better luck.

If na naija babe una for don naked her beat her anyhow. Yeye boys..na inside house una dey get power if una reach outside una go dey form civilised and gentlemen out of fear.

I trust Akwa Ibom and Cross Rivers folks when it comes to this, they got no chill at all.

Pure gutter for shizzle...

The bottled ones aren't any better...na just God and immune system boost.