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Lazy youths

Lazy Asswipes bringing up trashed up news

They sure as heck transfigured the church building.

Kudos to the transfigurers.

Industrial training on fleek..

Na so so theory person go learn?

Make una free the guy award am him first class joor..

They should check Saraki's account for their light.

When are we truly going to hear this dude rap, to at least for once deserve that toga "rapper".

Got music and politics wrong obviously.

Fellow headie...I hail oo. Next stop is bagging a headies award.

Progress and prosperity are always far from lands riddled with blood especially from the innocents cut down in their primes.

And they expect progress and prosperity in such a land filled with blood and souls cut down in their primes?

What evil...

Racoon:
Buhari always insult the sensibility of Nigerians by only addressing burning national issues when outside this country.

So he simply sat down back here in Nigeria while this scandal raged on & was even billed to commission projects in Ganduje home state of Kano while a lawmaker in a constituency today in the same Kano organized prayers for the success of Buhari and Ganduje in 2019 but failed to call on the same governor to resign.

Abeg which of the security agents are investigating this shame according to the president or of course it's just the usual propaganda charade of the APC?

Meanwhile, how can a sitting president made a statement and a media aid will find it offensive even asking journalists to yank off a portion with any form of rebuke from him?

Do it means the fella is not aware of the Ganduje-gate tapes or he just trying stupidly to patch up a highly publicized scandal of this nature?

Bro, this is so because most of our Nigerian journalists are unprofessional, asslickers and fidgety sensationalists who don't know their left from their right nor the right questions to ask.

You should see them in persons around these VIPs and you'd shudder in disbelief. They are rag tag insecured and easily intimidated lots.

We lack true press and journalists in Nigeria except a finger few who are been suppressed.

2buffagain:
Ladies and Gentlemen in Naija, I'll be 100 with you...

If you are dating someone and they are confarm travel abroad with a visa, and they say they are coming back for you....chances are you are better off just freeing them and remaining friends while you face your life where you are.

These chances are primarily determined by what country they are going to, and what visa they are using to go there.

Not every Visa is a Visa.
And visas are very restrictive about what you can and cannot do, and if you can even be allowed to apply for any other visa.

I'll take US as an example as I happen to know a lot about that.
When a person has at least a green card, they are on a home run to US citizenship.
A green card means a person has no serious limitation within the US besides voting (you can do that when you become a citizen).
It is also at this GreenCard level that your trans-atlantic lover can BEGIN the process of sending for you.

But the road to a green card is long and uneasy if you didn't win a US diversity lottery..
Seeing as Nigeria is one of the countries banned from the Us Visa lottery (a program whereby people gamble to win a US greencard), no Nigerian as at some years back can get a quick GreenCard through that route. They have to go the looooong route.

There are various do-able long paths to the US greencard e.g:
- Naija -> School in US -> OPT -> H1B -> Eb2/Eb3/Eb4 employment based GreenCard
- Naija -> School in US (PHD) -> Lots of exploits -> extra-ordinary person Eb1 GreenCard
- Naija -> Have $500k - $1M to "invest" in the US -> Eb5 Investor Greencard. The higher you spend the more the priority (tief tief agbada types love this one)
- Naija -> marry a US citizen or Greencard holder -> Marriage based Greencard.

_{each '->' sign can mean any where from 2-10 years!}

But all these things have been made longer and even sometimes down right unattainable by Trump.
Now, companies that had once hired people through the H1B won't even look at you unless you have an OPT, which means you have more time to "try to get" an H1B.....which you might still kuku not get.
Also, you need to basically be Elon Musk or Bill Gates before you can come in through the "Extra-ordinary person" route.
If you thought you had money before, Trump wants to raise the $$$ range for investing, so the #BigAgbada will probably have to tief more.

The insults are so bad right now that in the US, Trump is trying to fight their 13th amendment so as to prevent people who visit the US and give birth will now no longer have that child become an automatic US citizen.

Now if the UK was your target, it's even worse because Theresa May and her people are mimicking Trump's US anti-immigration agenda to the point of them going further by trying to deport black UK citizens with Caribbean origins(https://www.npr.org/2018/05/02/607652305/caribbean-immigrants-to-u-k-threatened-with-deportation).


The only thing still left open that these rulers have been unable to touch/complicate yet is Greencard by marriage...and this is where we continue our thread from...

This process also takes years before you can get your own greencard.
However it is important to keep in mind that:
- Marrying someone purely for a greencard is a scam and is thus a very serious punishable offense worthy of deportation and a ban from the US.
- The safest thing, is to simply marry for real, live in the same house, etc.
- Sensible marriageable people can smell a potential marriage scam from a mile away now and don't enter marriage with guys/girls who don't have papers.
- Since the prime marriage prospects avoid you, You'd probably have to pay someone with a complicated life to do the marriage deal with...and this person could be crazy.

There is also the risk of the person you are married to taking advantage, asking for more money midway and/or sometimes even cancelling your greencard application...meaning it was all for naught and you'd then have to go back home anyway in failure after all the suffer.

It's a hard long risky road, one that you in Naija may be totally ignorant of.
In fact sometimes one could deduce that if the same amount of time, hussle and abuse to get a greencard was spent building themselves in Naija, they probably would be farther in life themselves with more human dignity.

All that said...
The easiest thing for your boo to do is to marry a US resident FOR REAL (you don't wanna fake-marry someone you don't see yourself living forever with) and forget you so he/she can move on with their life. After marriage to a good person for a couple years, there will always come that strong urge to just BE DONE with the trans-atlantic wahala and move on with life. Divorce, recovery, and then the beginning of another battle just to send for you are seriously...is a serious long ting.


There are still some fairly easier, civilized countries to migrate to right now: e.g Australia, Canada (prepare for cold), etc. If it's US or UK, and they didn't go as residents, just move your life along.
Don't stunt the development of your life waiting for anyone. If you find something more stable where you are, go with that.

God bless you real good for taking out time on this. You could easily pass for an immigration lawyer.

Impressive work and spot on to the zeee.

I sanction and whole heartedly concur with your submission.

Nothing but the whole truth.

Those in favour say ayeee....

The ayes always have it

Post passed for how not to migrate. Other ways not to migrate is on my siggy

MartinsD12:
Lol the man go use vex pieces everything

I tell you...

She is a very honest and wise bride who seems unhappy about the high cost of her bride price.

She is mourning in advance for the plans the man has for her in advance.

The way that man dey smile, even me dey suspect am.

Dem don see babes gather na dey wan form Anthony Joshua to impress them.

Sissies

unite4real:
What magic. Did he contest for any primary in the state?

If your assertion is indeed correct, seeing how I am not sure about it, the big question now becomes "Why is it then a news"?.

Hmmm...

If it's a routine and standard search no wahala.It shouldn't be a muscle flexing or opponent-intimidation ploy.

Make dem allow us get peace for naija abeg even though say money no dey. If war gets inevitable, they should be prepared to taste the full unbridled wrath of the long-oppressed.

It will be a stream of blood flow from the oppressive elitist rogues.

Very athletic guy. Watched him play golf yesterday.

Abami Eda called it "government magic", I call it "INEC" magic.

Aren't they all commanders?

You keep killing top commanders on a daily without any negative effect on their command structure. I wonder what the strength of their army and command echelon is.

Lol...yeye girls...I miss that their site sha...it was the real definition of a true gossip site.

This guy dey feel himself sha....

Make all man sha hustle for this election. There won't be any major one until after four years.

Kai....such a pretty woman with obvious un-diagnosed mental illness. Quite sad to see a lineage wiped off just like that.

These stupid illiterate knuckle heads who managed to escape Nigeria all thanks to the holy desert just can't seem to hide their foolery even for 6 months. What a shame.

It is indeed true that even if you were monkey suit and tie and send him to obodo oyibo for education, on his arrival back to you, a monkey or at best an educated monkey is what you'd welcome back home.

Foolish lots.

Beautiful and very well put out. My dream for a Nigeria of our own and model. I'm definitely keying into this movement.

It sure won't be easy, but very well achievable.
We the youths need to start salvaging whatever is left of Nigeria's battery by these old idiots who weren't even in their 30's when leadership dropped on their laps.

We should be confining them to their deserved retirement homes.

mfm04622:
Who do you think did this?

also this is routine. Normal rotation of commanders that have been in operations so they go and see their families

Nice one then. But I still think the leadership of both the armed forces and paramilitaries are overdue for a reshuffle.

They have been made too comfortable...

Hogwash...

And the COAS plus his lieutenants are unshakeable.

A catchy and a cheeky headline.

Na waa...

If he is indeed still seeing his baby mama, that is so wrong on all levels and makes one wonder why he'd go through the rigours of marrying and bringing over another woman from Nigeria. How do you eat your cake and have it? It is either the one, or the other.

All these weak local men wey no dey fit forget their old pussies for Niger always making the same mistakes which most times always ends up bringing them to their knees.

The woman now understands the power she wields in the U.S and will mess the dude up if he isn't careful.

Does she live on snake Island with lalasticlala?

That is definitely not our Plantain island.

The dude had better be careful, going by her father's pronouncement on she and her sister.

Hmmm