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Got a few scars I regard as trophies of war. I sustained them on the razor-barbed fences of Melilla Spain while trying to breach my way across and into Europe.

Still keeping them for memory-sake though, will holla when I change my mind.

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People wey fit steal CBN plus Aso rock sef..

Keep shaking the table wizzy..

When dem go combine force begin dey you...we no dey oo

If you can make the kid, you better care for the kid...

Cool...

We need volunteers for nanny duties...

Very good...

Aunty Kemi dey hail una ooo

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Wizzy, you better tell Nike to stop producing your jerseys or you stop advertising it.

I dey advise you oo...

Jesuu...

My verdict is to have this guy locked up in a cell with Anthony Joshua or Floyd Mayweather.

Dude had gymed his sense away at the gymnasium man.

Nigerian panel beater no fit panel beat car like this sef, their hand too straight for this kind work.

What da...

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And after today, going forward

This dancer own campaign get as e be a swear...

Xisnin:
Power belongs to those who wants and seize it. Education is irrelevant.

Very right you are...

After all we are all enjoying Bubu together...

Repent ye of the hate madam to attract the positives of life to yourself.

In all, it's hard blaming you seeing how they live their lives for the gram. We go follow train baby J through the blogosphere by force.

Baby J, na me be uncle P o, make everybody begin introduce himself to our new nephew now.

Na fence wey fall say make goat climb am dey pose for selfie.

I was wondering if the old mama youngie that was displaying her wares on Facebook in a different thread wasn't our own very aunty Kemi by the way. We need photographs, forensic experts, to check it out, please.

Her points are very well valid though, knowing how everything about them has been Instagrammed, I see no reason why they wouldn't have given us a real-time video of the said delivery. That sure would have drawn much traffic and meant more money in the bank.

But who wan believe Kemi now?

This is one of the defects of being known as a recovered kolo...e get the way you go laugh dem go say e be like say the madness wan come back again. Nobody takes you serious any longer.

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kissval1388:
hmmmm... thanks dude

Na old man like me you dey tell thanks dude?

Come on say thank you sir...

Very laughable indeed that one of the states in the south-east with the most educated folks could have this dude lord over them and now proceed to make himself a kingmaker.

Saddening indeed.

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kissval1388:
lol bro am not due for marriage na... at least am still young

Perhaps you don't want to marry in life.

It'd be better you started knowing yourselves from this young and build it up as you add up in age.

He is a member of the shiit eating gang.

Those who want to reap from a farm they never cultivated.

The true definition of a lazy youth.

I spit on y'all

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Funny reporting.

We'll hear the true account of events that transpired very soon.

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Keep it up madam, it is definitely achievable. The like of you, is what we are presently enjoying/grappling with.

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Fayose should just decamp to Apc and save himself and us all, these unnecessary rants and show coatings.

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I was going to ask if he survived the crash.

Diligently praying for the liberation of Kogi, Nigeria and the citizenry.

Divine liberation is the surest bet.

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Go and ask that young lady out and make sure she accepts to be your future wife.

You have been presented with a vision to behold the flesh of your flesh, and bone of your bones.

For ye two shall become one, excel and do exploits together.

Invite me for the wedding to proclaim upon you two.

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Na dagger Fulani man go forget for your belle I swear.

He actually climbed the podium to give a speech immediately after Tinubu and he said, "what a privilege it was for him to do so right after the jagaban himself", and the hall went up in laughter...

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Lol...is this one news?

When Aso rock, the seat of government can be stolen, what's a frigging jet?

Nigeria my Nigeria.

If Amazon, Microsoft and facebook were Nigerian, they would have long gone missing. I kid you not.

Dangote be watching his back every minute before his businesses go missing.

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Aw

AmazingELixir:


Bros it's true ooh what we've seen from Tonto's king and Tiwa's baby boy combined would be child's play compared to what Linda Will unleashed on social media.

Guys brace up..

I kid you not bro, make we prepare well for the bombardments.

Drabeey:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnzwwnYHYL4/

At last, they've traded money for the baby!

form as if she's pregnant, meanwhile they've collected planned with one pregnant lady, collects the baby and show us she delivered on social media!


well, those words ain't mine.... ask aunty Kemi what she thinks and see her say those words!


but on a more sincere note.... That baby is a Bastard na... born out of wedlock!

Bastard of the highest order!

no one should mention me oooo

Just trying to understand what's happening with you.

Please change this attitude and mentality for the sake of those around you even of you hate yourself so much. Please..

Progress and prosperity are known to abhor traits like these, please turn a new leaf.
Thanks

Hallelujah, congrats to her.
But we are not out of the straits just yet, we'll still be shown pics of his placenta and his first poos. Dem never do original first shower o, naming never happen o, dem go still circumcise bros J ooo..in fact brace yourselves ..
Una go still read baby J first post here.

We are on a long thing and will have to grow with this baby on a daily. What to do?

Wishing all trying to conceive, and expecting mothers baby dust and a seamless delivery.


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Hallelujah, congrats to her.
But we are not out of the straits yet, we'll still be shown pics of his placenta and his first poos.
Una go still read baby J first post here.

We are on a long thing and will have to grow with this baby in a daily. What to do?

Wishing all ttc and expecting mothers baby dust and a seamless delivery.


Enjoy my siggy

Hallelujah, congrats to her.
But we are not out of the straits yet, we'll still be shown pics of his placenta and his first poos.
Una go still read baby J first post here.

We are on a long thing and will have to grow with this baby in a daily. What to do?

Wishing all ttc and expecting mothers baby dust and a seamless delivery.


Enjoy my siggy

Hallelujah, congrats to her.
But we are not out of the straits yet, we'll still be shown pics of his placenta and his first poos.
Una go still read baby J first post here.

We are on a long thing and will have to grow with this baby in a daily. What to do?

Wishing all ttc and expecting mothers baby dust and a seamless delivery.


Enjoy my siggy

Hallelujah, congrats to her.
But we are not out of the straits yet, we'll still be shown pics of his placenta and his first poos.
Una go still read baby J first post here.

We are on a long thing and will have to grow with this baby in a daily. What to do?

Wishing all ttc and expecting mothers baby dust and a seamless delivery.


Enjoy my siggy

Hallelujah, congrats to her.
But we are not out of the straits yet, we'll still be shown pics of his placenta and his first poos.
Una go still read baby J first post here.

We are on a long thing and will have to grow with this baby in a daily. What to do?

Wishing all ttc and expecting mothers baby dust and a seamless delivery.


Enjoy my siggy