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Crime › Re: Ex-convict Arrested Few Days After Leaving Prison Over A Similar Crime by gaby(m): 7:06am On Sep 19, 2018
It's in his blood.

The best solution will be to cut his wrists and allow the evil blood drain out completely.

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Crime › Re: Ex-convict Arrested For Stealing A Car Days After Release by gaby(m): 7:04am On Sep 19, 2018
It's in his blood.

The best solution will be to cut his wrists and allow the evil blood drain out completely.

Enjoy siggy
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Celebrates 38th Birthday, Shares Huge Testimony by gaby(m): 7:02am On Sep 19, 2018
Wow, happy birthday mummy J..tell baby J uncle P said hello.

Aunty Kemi, what do you say?

Pictures have started coming in to subtly respond to your vicious attacks.

Hope to hear your version on this possible conspiracy theory.

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Celebrities › Re: “Finally I Became A Mother”, Happy Birthday To Linda Ikeji as She Turn 38 by gaby(m): 7:01am On Sep 19, 2018
sisisioge:
In fact, we can call nurse abi na doctor Ruth to attest. We can also check the hospital's records grin


May God bless her and her son.
Lol...I believe Linda went through the throes of labour. I can see the pain in her eyes.

I know so because I have had to help a lady in labour all by myself..lol
Crime › Re: South African Armed Robbers Shot Dead After Opening Fire On Police.Graphic Photo by gaby(m):
Nice one.

Our Police need to go for shooting practice on armed attacks, not against unarmed innocents. They should head to South Africa for a course and also learn how to do Crime Scene Investigations.

Just check out the way they reduced the fats from the obessed robber in the back seat. He was deflated.

If not for the title of this story and the images of the people shown, one would have doubted this was a place in Africa.

Did anyone notice the quality of the road? I wonder when we'd revert to same. We once had them in this country and they keep outliving the recently constructed rods.

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Celebrities › Re: Ex-beauty Queen Dabota Lawson Flaunts Her Well-rounded Backside In Tight Outfit by gaby(m): 6:49am On Sep 19, 2018
Mtcheeew..

Don't even know what to call this...

Fake all round, ass looking like a boxer's glove...

Face looking like a hybrid of Indonesian, Thai, Malay, Filipino, Chinese and Japanese all in one face.

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Celebrities › Re: “Finally I Became A Mother”, Happy Birthday To Linda Ikeji as She Turn 38 by gaby(m): 6:45am On Sep 19, 2018
Wow, happy birthday mummy J..tell baby J uncle P said hello.

Aunty Kemi, what do you say?

Pictures have started coming in to subtly respond to your vicious attacks.

Hope to hear your version on this possible conspiracy theory.

Enjoy my siggy
Celebrities › Re: Is Don Jazzy Beefing Linda Ikeji (screenshots) by gaby(m): 6:44am On Sep 19, 2018
Hmm
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Celebrates Her 38th Birthday Today With A Beautiful Testimony by gaby(m): 6:39am On Sep 19, 2018
Wow, happy birthday mummy J..tell baby J uncle P said hello.

Aunty Kemi, what do you say?

Pictures have started coming in to subtly respond to your vicious attacks.

Hope to hear your version on this possible conspiracy theory.

Enjoy my siggy
Celebrities › Re: Ireti Doyle Welcomes Her First Grandchild From Daughter, Abimbola Kachi Ozofor by gaby(m): 6:36am On Sep 19, 2018
Beautifully beautiful.


My own grandchild is on the way.

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Celebrities › Re: Nigeria’s Famous Blogger, Linda Ikeji Celebrates Her 38th Birthday Today by gaby(m): 6:31am On Sep 19, 2018
Wow, happy birthday mummy J..tell baby J uncle P said hello.

Aunty Kemi, what do you say?

Pictures have started coming in to subtly respond to your vicious attacks.

Hope to hear your version on this possible conspiracy theory.

Enjoy my siggy
Celebrities › Re: Unlimited LA Hails Clarence Peters As Africa’s ‘hardest Working’ Video Director by gaby(m): 6:29am On Sep 19, 2018
Of a truth, Clarence is a hard and smart worker.

He works more and talks less.

Great and cool guy.

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Politics › Re: Durotoye Picks ANN Presidential Nomination Forms, thanks Nigerians by gaby(m): 6:20am On Sep 19, 2018
Beautiful
Crime › Re: Man wakes up, minutes before being buried in Delta. by gaby(m): 6:14am On Sep 19, 2018
wildkat:
And he will start telling his congregation how he died and went to heaven, and God sent him back to preach the gospel.
grin
Health › Re: More Nigerians Have Access To Phones Than Toilets - UNICEF by gaby(m): 9:29pm On Sep 18, 2018
Haven't you heard about the shitt hole gist UN?

Everywhere is a shitt-hole, who toilet help.

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Celebrities › Re: Beauty Instifanus Celebrates Ehis Tsapel, Her Husband-To-Be On His Birthday by gaby(m): 9:08pm On Sep 18, 2018
It is now becoming very obviously worrying to think the US (Americans) are apprentices when it comes to the number of billionaires Nigeria currently parades.

My only worry about this whole currency-name droppings is, if they are billionaires in Nigerian Naira, Kenyan shillings or the Zimbabwean dollars.

We seriously need to know and keep Forbes up to date on this, please.

They seem to still be operating an outdated and obsolete system of wealth tracking, which is really under-announcing our very own Billionaires.

This is racism!!!

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NYSC › Re: A Retired NYSC Director Response To Saraki NYSC Certificate Status by gaby(m): 7:18pm On Sep 18, 2018
Kemi's case has set a precedent for a new tool to use in gagging and flogging perceived opposition and dissents into line.

Let's see how this pans out.

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Celebrities › Re: See How Yemi Alade Is Suffering Her Lover by gaby(m): 6:45pm On Sep 18, 2018
Is that Johnnyhuh


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Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: 'Linda Ikeji Has No Womb, Can't Have Kids, Was Never Pregnant" by gaby(m): 6:43pm On Sep 18, 2018
We need to know if our JJ has had dinner oo and what his first poo looks like...

I'm surprised at the lull in photo ops since he arrived..

This is very unusual ooo

Werey aunty Kemi don make dem dey hide JJ now..

JJ bobo, This is Uncle P saying hello...

Stay strong and bring your family and us all more luck son....
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Blast A Lady For Defending Pastors And For Calling Him A Fool by gaby(m): 6:41pm On Sep 18, 2018
Nigerians and religion.

The surest way to incur the wrath of Nigerians is to attack their belief/Religion or even dare to hold a contrary view no matter how much sense you might think your opinion makes.

The best bet is to steer clear away from commenting or holding a debate with them.

A very dicey topic to even broach I must confess.

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Politics › Re: We Have Moved 10 Million Nigerians Out Of Poverty – Udoma Udo Udoma by gaby(m): 6:24pm On Sep 18, 2018
Very beautiful semantics...

Nigerians were grappling with poverty before this government came on board with a promise of change.

Upon succession on to the throne, Nigerians, however, have graduated or retrogressed into Chains, a far cry from the poverty they had hitherto been used to.

True claims by the FG.

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Literature › Re: Nigeria to Europe through the desert-A true life story by gaby(op): 3:44pm On Sep 18, 2018
HIGHESTPOPORI:
How do I buy this book?
If you are in Nigeria, my watsapp contact is on my profile. Buzz me and let's see how to send you a copy.
Politics › Re: Senator Saraki: Nigeria’s Presidency Not A Part-time Job by gaby(m): 3:29pm On Sep 18, 2018
Very good.

Well articulated, eloquently delivered and succinctly put.

We see how much of a full-time job being a member of the Legislature has been.

You guys are youthful, agile and very hard-working. The evidence are all around us to buttress this fact

Keep on the rhetorics and campaign bro, we are solidly behind you.

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Career › Re: What Can One Do With N42k Salary? by gaby(m): 3:08pm On Sep 18, 2018
To continue transporting yourself to the work that gives you the 42k, so you won't have an excuse not to show up for work.

A very big roller coaster to an un-ending circus cycle.

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Politics › Re: I Will Continue To Be Fair, Unbias In Appointment – Buhari by gaby(m): 3:02pm On Sep 18, 2018
We stopped caring oga, we've lived and dealt with it for over 36 months, the next couple of months can't definitely be worse.

Keep up with the great work as you deem fit..


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Crime › Re: Benue Lecturer Brutalizes Houseboy For Misplacing His Books by gaby(m): 2:41pm On Sep 18, 2018
A 6 year old house boy to a supposed lecturer??

There must be a mix up somewhere.

If this story is confirmed to be true, I'd love to be left alone for a couple of hours in a locked room with the said lecturer so we can do some review of some lecture notes.

Illiterate lecturer.

Even if you wear monkey suit, send am go America, e must still come back to you as monkey.

Foolish fellow, disguising as a lecturer.

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Crime › Re: Man wakes up, minutes before being buried in Delta. by gaby(m): 2:40pm On Sep 18, 2018
AngelicBeing:
tongue
I kid you not my firend.
Crime › Re: Man wakes up, minutes before being buried in Delta. by gaby(m):
Church don set...

Since the Government has defaulted in creating the enabling environment for businesses to thrive, everyone has got to go creative and resort to self-help in a bid to manoeuvre our ways out of this economic doldrums.

The politicians are getting creative by using babes for door-to-door campaigns after all.

I'm glad that he didn't take to poo-eating or the other sort of yahoo-yahoo...

My guy will now become Daddy GO at 25, while his mother will become GO's MUMMY.

Our God is a great God...

Watch out for this young man, Warri and the nation at large. A new PROPHET has landed.

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Politics › Re: Buhari's Door-to-door Agents Will Be Going To Houses To Preach The Gospel (pics) by gaby(m): 2:09pm On Sep 18, 2018
PDP....Share our moneyyyyyy

APC/BUBU...Share the oloshos...

Boys don hammer...

I hope they'll be going about with cartons of condoms on their heads including gels...

Buhari has won this election, INEC should just go ahead and issue his certificate of return un-opposed.

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Politics › Re: Babachir Lawal: I Earned N930,000 Monthly As SGF, Now I Earn N500 Million by gaby(m):
The thing really pain this guy.

You forgot to remember not to have accepted the appointment in the first place and concentrated on your 4,000 hectares of 'Crude oil' farmland abi.

Hope you didn't forget to pay taxes on your 500 Million naira income from your gold farm.

See him face like Nchi (grass-cutter)

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Crime › Re: Offa Robbery-abuja Court Summons Senate President Over Fresh Criminal Complaint by gaby(m): 7:45am On Sep 18, 2018
They should just quit with this kangaroo summons and counter- summons on a case they have failed to, and can not substantiate.

Nonsense people.

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