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sharpwriter:
Boss! It may happen when the new inflow of naija teachers begins

In fact, I dey pray make e happen...

By the time we dash them extra 2M immigrants all covertly sponsored by FG, dem go help us re-arrange the nonsense wey dem arrange as Nigeria.

Crime and punishment.

klawaaa:
Before you start running mouth here please read below: the moral is that you can be poor or rich anywhere and anytime.
It has been a long 7 years! The Dangote oil refinery has finally been completed and will be commissioned by the President of Nigeria �� on the 24th of this month (January) 2023.

Top 10 facts about the Dangote refinery

1) ❤️The Dangote oil and petrochemical refinery is a 650,000 BPD oil refinery.

It is the largest single train oil refinery on planet earth, the largest in Africa, the 7th largest oil refinery in the world.

It is capable of meeting the energy demands for both Nigeria �� and the entire continent of Africa.

2) ❤️Dangote announced he would want to build a refinery in 2013, at that time, it would cost $9 billion. It was not untill 2016 construction started.

3) ❤️The Refinery was originally meant to be built in the oil producing state of Ondo state but due to lack of political will on the Ondo State Government, Dangote moved the project to Lagos state which also has oil.

4) ❤️The Refinery along with the Petrochemical plant is expected to generate $20 billion yearly for Nigeria.

5) ❤️The Refinery will reposition Nigeria �� as an energy hub globally

6) The Refinery has the longest subsea gas pipeline in the world with a length of 1100km

7) ❤️The Refinery will generate electricity of up to 12,000MegaWatts.

❤️The Refinery is a $25 billion investment, the largest single investment carried out on the African continent by an individual and the most expensive industrial complex in Africa and perhaps the world.

9) ❤️The refinery will produce 50,000,000 litres (13,000,000 US gal) of Euro-V quality gasoline and 17,000,000 litres (4,500,000 US gal) of diesel daily, as well as aviation fuel and plastic products.

10) ❤️It will provide 135,000 permanent jobs and overall 300,000 direct and indirect jobs.

Bonus facts: ❤️The Dangote Oil Refinery will have a Nelson complexity index of 10.5 which means that it will be more complex than most refineries in the United States (average 9.5) or Europe (average 6.5). (The largest refinery of the world, the Jamnagar Refinery in India, has a complexity of 21.1.)

❤️ The Refinery has the most piles for its pile foundation on the planet. @mylagoslately

Dangote Oil Refinery a.k.a NNPC limited...the monopoly is getting cemented. Na small children una fit confuse with all these stories.

An individual could build a refinery yet, a nation couldn't revitalize existing and redundant ones. Instead, it pleased them to stand aloof, sponsor a private refinery, and want the Guinness books to take note.

Very laughable nonsense.

Make dem dey fool themselves.

keepingmum:
This is very false budgeting. I have lived in the UK for 2 decades.
Which city is charging £800 per month for rent?? 2bed rent is about £900 upwards depending on the city. The cities with cheaper rent are often cities with no jobs or villages.


I can tell you categorically that utilities - water/gas/electric for a 2bed is around £400 per month. Then there's council tax. As long as you have a non- student living in the flat/house, u will pay which is anywhere from £100 - £170pm depending on the borough.

This are core bills that MUST be paid before u move fmto feeding/tp to work/black tax (sending money back home), paying ur tuition, saving up IHS /course training for career advancement, personal savings.

What the thread poster said is a fact but 9ja will argue until they get here. This is why nigerians in the UK ignore the Japa crew because we can all see that they have been warned before they got on a plane but they refuse. Instead u want someone to accommodate u and ur family till u "find your feet". Forgetting that by "accomodating u, their own utilities bill goes up/feeding goes up, they run the risk of a neighbor reporting them for overcrowding, etc.

He who has ears, let him hear

If I by chance get the opportunity to a leadership position in Nigeria, I'd advise the government of the day or personally introduce a clandestine program to take advantage of the student visa route to sponsor and ship out thousands of Nigerian families to the UK make them reap the benefit of their enterprise called Nigeria.

By the time they get choked up, we'll be called to a round table to discuss a way out, then we can tell them, undo and let go of your knees on the neck of this country to also save your own country.

Common sense wey no common.
.make everybody chop the breakfast.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
You are right. Experience is the best teacher!

That is why I am now a qualified teacher on the topic....lol

MyVILLAGEpeople:
You went ahead to marry a whoooore even with all the evident redflags. These are the kinds of things that happens when a man refuses to use his brains and allowing emotions to override him!

Yes, you are right. I was 25, was on the silly fast lane so was making tons of money, throw in the inexperience and naivety to the mix and you'd get a clearer picture.

In all, it was my fault and I've always taken responsibility.

BISHOPCHARLIE

Abort mission bro, abort mission I say.

If you fail to listen or allow your dick control you, it won't end very well my brother.

I was in your shoes, saw all of these but thought it mattered not. Na when I don marry the disaster I come understand say truly truly, na long thing snake dey born.

I go put hand for woman wey her mama born 6 of dem for 6 different men. Some of the men her mother had kids with would also abuse her and her sisters...

She was busy bleeping every and all bodies around and without me go reach small boys wey I dey send on errand. Laslas I encouraged her to properly and efficiently disgrace herself by herself and for herself.

It ain't effing worth it.

If you desire to taste and feel disaster, by all means, go ahead.

Wetin my young eye see my big mouth no dey fit talk am finish.

Poor girl...

Everybody wey she dey code for say she no get money go dey say "na God catch her" lol.

Funny life.

I don't even understand why people sweat over issues like these.

You have a solid case here. Do the initial requisites of letters to the bank and CBN. If after all this nothing is still getting done, get a lawyer and sue them in court. Set precedence and this might bring an end to all this nonsense.

Pholy:
Registered Toyota AVENSIS 2012 for sale.

N2.5m
Negotiable.

Location. Gbagada.

09072257094.

Nice ride, great price.

nerilove:

Dude was tired of life already and chose this route for suicide.

Oversabi...

Him own shidren go shake their head.

albanikeh001:
Oga the colour on the Benz is called matte black. It's a unique colour loved by certain car enthusiasts

Oh, no wonder it's MAHZADIS

Miracood2:
Hope she enjoyed her day? Sir Gaby..

Yeah, she did, bro.

Thanks.

tempest01:
It is a dialogue not a speech. That is what is wrong.

I hear you.

He was dialoguing from a teleprompter.

I still see nothing wrong in him using a teleprompter.

Lol

Buhari don dey reach dem well well. The packaging no gree package again.

Na bottled beer dem dey sample now.

What's wrong with him using a teleprompter?

Make una find better thing take campaign for una preferred candidate abeg.

This is a non-issue for a campaign...

I cover my gbola with the blood of...

Make we all tie our girdles oh.

Even the urchins aren't escaping this however the case may be.

We are all in this together, head or tail.

Stand your ground and refuse to be emotionally and physically blackmailed whatever that means.

The kids aren't orphans they still have their father living.

Who dem carry for back no dey carry another person for back.

If the man is incapable of sorting his responsibilities, how about his family members?


They'd call you all the names in the world and books, tell them you can barely take care of your own family.

I already stated it here about a week ago that whatever amount of money Ronaldo decides to retire to when it's time for Messi to retire to the Arab Oyel money, his earnings will trump what Ronnie is currently on.

These Arabs don come to murder the beautiful game of football with their too much money.

Man just weak like over ripe dodo

Shuoo

Shameless duo...

This is eerily scary as Bleep

The world is indeed a mystery.

Weird coincidence.

E be like say na India dem manufacture this your own Mercedes from the name.

Beautiful.

She earned it.

Damseldammie:
Happy birthday angel, continue to grow in divine wisdom

Amen, thanks.

fluffybaby:
Hahaha. She is a beauty indeed. God bless her

Thanks, ma.

Borgamaame:
Sorry.

Just kidding...

Following you bumper to fender

Follow you go where?

Why I go follow you?

Where we dey go and na so you take follow people reach there?

Walahi Talahi, I dey am por dia pipa

Siuuuuu...

Harry Porter is busy loading the shayo boys onto the boat to relegation.

2elliot:
The end of the world will happen in your life time. The man of sin is already around and will soon be unveiled. Then, you will realise that you have been lied to.

Really?

Oh, I didn't know..

So, what should I do now?

Ishilove:
As in ehn. I shock

Ask me wetin person wan do with this kind money?
Money wey we meet and go leave for this world oh..

In fact...