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cliqtips:
It's sickening how you made this up on your head.

Critical thinking isn't for dumbos like you.

Have you read about the many innocent kids been used/abused as maids, and even getting murdered?

Dumbo.

LoudlyMouthed:
Your head is there!
7 Crates of Beer for You!!

Orijin bitters, please.

A very good and exemplary mother.

If all parents, religious bodies, communities, and families will question the source of their ward's income while rejecting and ostracizing anyone with questionable sources of income, most of the societal ills we currently battle with will be cut in half.

Well done good mummy.
Even if it's a skit, it's a very commendable message.

Hopeless people dey promise people hope...

Thieves..

codedcoder:
Hello House,

I need some advice.

I just got a job in Poland and the work permit has been sent to me, as a software engineer I have dreamt of getting a second leg in a country in Europe and now this happened (a dream came through)

But then, the salary is small compared to what I am currently earning as a remote engineer.
Since it has always been my dream I have decided to give it a shot , get the PR and probably come back to Nigeria and now the thought of getting a house before leaving sets in. The total cash I have is 97m aside the investment in shares which is around 10m and also the pension worth 8m I don't have any other property even a car.

Therefore I have been in the lookout for a house in Lagos but those that meets my standard are between 50-60 million.

Please experts in the house, is it a smart decision to spend such amount of money in property at this point.

Save your cash in dollars and if possible invest it in the same Poland or anywhere else but Nigeria.

As it is right now, do you know that your account balance quoted above are mere figures?

Go to the bank and request to withdraw your funds na that time you go hear story say either the new currency no dey available or you can't withdraw the entire amount.

Until you are able to pull the cash out from the rotten Nigeria banking system and can touch, feel, and smell it, brother, it is still very audio.

Modified:

I just read you already have a major chunk of the cash in dollars, way to go.

No buy any house my brother. Na waste for now.

Way to go.

Cannibals..

MoneyMustBMade:
Gay kill you there

The exact same way it will kill you and the two idiots who had no business mating to bring you into the world as a curse.

Welcome to the world, bros.

The real "Emi Lokan".

A very good and exemplary mother.

If all parents, religious bodies, communities, and families will question the source of their ward's income while rejecting and ostracizing anyone with questionable sources of income, most of the societal ills we currently battle with will be cut in half.

Well done good mummy

Hahahhaha

This country na animal farm abeg.

What da eff?

What's this in God's name?

The country has been successfully setback to the pre-colonial era.

Kai...

E no go better for all of una and una entire lineage lailai

This confirms my submission on the other thread where they arrested some guy who was only helping them to print better versions of the worthless notes. The guy was doing a better job than they could ever do and I wonder why they'd arrest such a selfless citizen.

Bastards.

Oya, begin name them one by one..

We need to see pictures of them too.

A very good and exemplary mother.

If all parents, religious bodies, communities, and families will question the source of their ward's income while rejecting and ostracizing anyone with questionable sources of income, most of the societal ills we currently battle with will be cut in half.

Well done good mummy.

Catastrophic loss.

Nope, she isn't overreacting. I won't go generalizing that it's a woman thing but trust me if tables were turned and your sister's boyfriend or husband's siblings were to be doing the back and forth to their brother's house at the slightest discomfort, your sister would be raising the same hell.

I can't say for sure what is responsible for this behavior, I just feel most women are territorial and feel threatened when another female is seen to be encroaching on their space.

In conclusion, you truly need to man up and tell your sister to seat her ass down to build a life with her man. Stop making your house available for her as an option to run to at the slightest argument. Knowing that your house is always available for her to run to for refuge could be a part responsible for the many fights with her man. When it becomes clear that she can no longer find a place to run to at yours, she'd be forced to learn to work her issues out amicably with her guy.

My mama dey make one parable those days say "na woman wey see who dey nack am dey complain say kpekus dey pepper her, meanwhile, plenty dey wey no even see who ask dem say how far".


Una dooooooohhhhh

Klass99:
Nazgul, what did you delete?



Thank you very much Gaby, I share the same sentiment. I am always in shock and awe at how fornicators and adulterers like to tear apart gay people, conveniently forgetting all of them join are sexually immoral people and no sin is greater or lesser than the other.

The hypocrisy stinks to the high heavens and I can't deal.

Ole buruku

Is that the famous Joey Zaza in disguise?

I wish say na FBI kpake the guy with those fake bills.

Lol

The hypocrisy that we live as a people will make you keep shaking your head in disgust to no end.

Fornicators, liars, cheaters, adulterers/adulteresses, scammers, pedophiles, prostitutes/brostitues. All of the above listed are dignified and qualified as nothing serious for a sin but they'll a request for the head of someone whose own sin is being 'gay', according to them.

The laughable hypocrisy is the reason why I am always speaking up against the evil hate for gays.

I'm not better than them in any way.

We all get our own for body.

Since we can't help it, lets live and let live.

Very gory pics...

Too gory...

Whada....?

Ukraine is the latest cemetry courtesy of the Grand Comedian of The Federal Republic of Ukraine, Yeyeski.

The same spectators for the different games.

The final result will tell...

This one don run low on her medication...

Megalomaniac.

Him body go cool down soon.

Narcissist.

Bigotry, tribalism, and clanism given a new meaning by Buhari.

Nigeria was limping when Buhari came on board, but he had decided to unplug the country from the life support it was hitherto running on...kai

Nigeria has never been this divided along religious and ethnic lines.

What a shame.

Landlord..

It's his property and should come with portable water if that was promised during the rental negotiation.

As CBN and Nigeria Minting and printing no fit meet up with the printing, bros say make him help them na.

Wetin be the crime here?

Shebi banks dey complain say dem no get enough of the new notes.

Bros wan supply them.

It can't get more patriotic than this.

Death to you all thieving lazy logos

Bastards.

Poor kid caught in the middle of a fight between bitter exes.

Una just dey wake up? Lol

If e say no more sugar, salt, and other staples for you na wahala.

If e say no more housing for the poor, na so e go be.

Now, he's taken over the goose that lays the golden egg NNPC limited and a refinery sponsored and build in his name from our commonwealth.

They've already started the rigmarole with fuel scarcity and manipulation of prices ahead of his refinery's launch so as to make a killing with zero subsidy...lol

Nigeria Nigeria...

How did I end up here?

The original satan go look these ones with their costume shake head, bust laugh, say "God forbid"...

Funny stuff.

Somorika...strong land.