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Arik sure knows how to bring out d madness in pple....they have turned into the molue of nigerian airspace

veekid:

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so Femi use style mumu like this?

the whole tone of d write up sounds so childish. I cant believe grown men can behave as childish as this

ellahzy:
RIP English,chai Oristefemi don murder English o...

I knew he wasn't the one that wrote that statement while he was at the hospital

if it was written by him, the blunders would have been worse....trust me

hollas2jnr:
That's good news... Hahaha, let me check my software libraries, you'll hear from me. Good morning!

Good morning.pls i really need dis software. Pls hw can u help me, consider it as saving a soul.. pls respond

Abcruz:
That's what i used recently. It has all the features of the five softwares listed by the op. It's an incredible software. As a matter of fact, it recovers data even if the drive is not recognised by windos.

please im in dire need of dis software. Pls can u assist me?

ItsQuinn:
No I'm not I do it for fun .....stoke city just scored .....my ticket don waste.....again! ....never going to place my bet on man u ever again

the number of ticket man United spoil ystday ehn? I tink dangote is making a mistake he shldnt try to buy arsenal, man U needs his help

The revolution's gonna start from edo state and it will sweep westwards bfre going north.....the broom must be swept away

Thought d guy is a servant oo lols

Sijo01:
He should take down the first picture abeg
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Every other is cute. HML to him..... .... .... . I don't know why I find uniform men sexy and attractive

nice one... in DJ khaled's voice "we da best"

kudos to all those in the struggle. becoming a chartered accountant is not childs play at all. reminds me how i struggled too during my service year in 2010. the secret is never stop reading and never stop writing diet in, diet out. even when you fail, write again and again. thank God i qualified in 2015. i wish i can inspire others because i am just the ordinary type of guy, not the most intelligent but i read a lot and consistency paid off at the end. God bless you all and like they always say.....it is do-able

Na children full university these days.. wow

Op wat about d comb swag... we go hang comb for back pocket or ontop hair like pocupine lolz.. also d timbolo swag was d ish bk den mehn...no forgeting d basket ball swag boiz go carry nike hand band nd head band upandan dey form shaquille O'Neal... hw abt d bandaner swagg... abeg make i rest. Those days were mad fun

D guy didnt inform d pharmacist abt d fact he's asthmatic. As for me naija doctors r overated . A gud pharmacists is better dan a naija doctor in drug prescription. Only in surgical aspects doctors dey show demselves nd most of dem can only carry out surgery on mice nd cadaver. Lols sorry doctors, i sound like dis cos u guys hav lost my respect....na only women una sabi chase nd take advantage of

The truck drivers i see on a daily in lagos don't look like dey knw wat nairaland is, how much more read this. Here in nigeria d causes are: iliteracy, smoking substances to shine eyes, too many small boys driving trucks due to lack of jobs. So dey drive trucks like sport cars, scrap trucks imported into d country nd no regulation on truck quality being used for haulage, den d almighty bad roads like dat of tincan/apapa axis. So op u see? Our case here in naija is peculiar

Our great garki, source of education,
Where fountain of knowledge and wisdom abound
A place to achieve
A humble ideal
And our lofty dreams become fulfilled.
Knowledge is wisdom
Knowledge is power
Discipline and hardwork are our watchword
Symbol of peace and love......... Thats all i cld remember. Shout out to all Gss Garki abuja peeps especially 2003 set

PhilemonObende:
don't mind the ipods. We yoruba muslim believe that sacking of Christian army officer is in the best interest of our nigeria.

The Army rightfully belongs to our fulani muslim rulers and they have the right take over it. Afterall the islamic arabic symbol on the Army logo makes it our property as muslims.

i cant believe someone cld reason dis way.... smh can't say much lest i be joined in ur league *pitiful

isbish:
The Military is a professional institution that must never be basterdized by Politics. What becomes of our collective social security if the Military is politicized? We are doomed. I sincerely have never seen how the Military dabbled into politics like in the former administration of GEJ. Is it not obvious that the Military were massively involved in politics? So blatant it was that today the former army chiefs have been indicted in Massive loot. Imagine Badeh's town taken by Boko Haram during Gej's tenure. That's our chief of defence staff for crying out loud. He ought to have resigned but no. Its all about Money than his integrity.

Its no surprise the sack is happening! What do u expect when some stupid military officers show clearly that they hate the present C in C? Sack! Simple!

And what makes u think d present crop of military chiefs are not partisan i.e tilting towards apc. D military must be loyal to d president C in C and if dat president is changed dey r loyal to d next C in C. If u sack dem for der loyalty to d previous govt den u r d one destroying nd politicising d military because loyalty is utmost nd paramount in a military set up

Gud day mr kalan, pls im a graduate of accounting education second class lower. i would love to go for m.sc finance, please enlighten me more cos i am also a chartered accountant and finally, approximately how much will the program cost?

donsteady:
Abj police won't stop you anyhow

Having Abuja plate alone is enough reason for police to harass you #Rogertins

RECONSTRUCTION AND DUALIZATION: Benin-Ore-Shagamu Expressway.
Completion of Benin-Ofosu Expressway in Edo States
Completion of Ogoja Junction-Ikom Road in Cross River State
Construction of 15km Interstate road from Aiyegunle-Akoko Edo in Ondo and Edo States.
Completion of the Rehabilitation of access roads to Warri Refinery in Delta State.
Completion of the Dualization of Access Road to Onne Port in Rivers State.
Emergency reinstatement of Washout/Gully erosion at KM127+000 at Auchi along Okene-Benin road and Km14+000 along Auchi-Agenebode road in Edo State.
Rehabilitation of Asphalt Overlay of 2km Access Road to the Federal Science Technical College in Edo State.
Periodic maintenance of East-West-Odi Road in Bayelsa State
Construction of Ikot Ekpene Border-Aba-Owerri Road, Section I, Phase I in Akwa Ibom/Abia/Imo States. 21.95%
Rehabilitation of Calabar Ugep-Ogoja-Katsina Ala Road, Section I (Calabar-Ugep) in Cross River State. 53%
NEW UNIVERSITY BUILT BY PRESIDENT JONATHAN: Federal University, Otuoke, Bayelsa State. —South South.
RENOVATION OF AIRPORTS ACROSS THE NATION: Benin Airport
RENOVATION OF AIRPORTS ACROSS THE NATION: Asaba Airport
RENOVATION OF AIRPORTS ACROSS THE NATION: Calabar Airport
MASSIVE EROSION / DRAINAGE WORKS: Akwa Ibom State, Ravine, Dominic Utuk Avenue, Uyo
CONSTRUCTION OF THE NEW RAIL TRACK AJAOKUTA: These include: Ajaokuta – Warri line of 277km;
CONSULTANCY CONSTRUCTION OF IBAKA DEEP SEA PORT.: Under President Goodluck Jonathan consultancy on Ibaka biggest deep sea port. has been completed. Construction will commence in 2015.
[b][/b]above all i think we should all note that this man saw nigeria as one unit( a whole) and tried to spread projects across board rather than segregating us as we are seeing today. so OP i suggest u google jonathans achievements in general (NIGERIA) THAN just focusing on a particular region. Give that man his props, he tried his bit. yes he couldnt control widespread corruption under his nose but there again look beyond that he did well.

I subscribed my usual 2k plan nd was surprised to see 6Gb. I thought it was due to the fact dat i auto renewed,now i knw. Wow nyce one from glo

I remember wen i was little. On dis fateful day we were watching a movie on showtime movie channel wen one of those sudden hardcore scenes popped up. Usually d remote shld hav been by myside or wit my younger bro bt sadly it was on d centre table so we were helpless. Next tin my mom started shouting in benin "ehn ehn ehn ehn wat is dis" nd my dad was like " hehehe dey r really digging it" den mom was like " who put it in dis channel" i was like "its nosa" nosa said its me nd my mom banned us from watching movie channel from dat day onward. That started d era of sneaking to watch movies nd putting cnn on recall once we hear any footstep press recall to cnn nd cancel display lols

KingZeus:

what happeeeeen bro?

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Neva tried those methods befre. Bt still get it cos dey always feel d niqqa no sweats

Olympics na sex carnival?.... bt its kool sha after all d many many adrenaline nd dope lols

Somtimes its gud to be double sure, i used to allow benefit of d doubt untill i learnt d hard way. Gurls aint loyal

ive stopped subscribing my DSTV since i dont hav light to watch tv for d past one week i hav nt set my eyes on electricity in my house in amuwo odofin for up to 1hr. maybe dey flash it wen im at work though i wouldnt knw bt dis is very very bad

Totfulguy:
You are just probably a single, mummy's boy who is being fed by parents. If you have been fueling your car at 4,200 for 50 liters, and all of a sudden you are doling out N7,250 for the same 50 liters, you will not say what you are saying. People should 'suffer now so their children will enjoy'. Does your government not have the wit to create other sources of wealth in a country that is so endowed? When I hear this 'suffer now enjoy later' non.sense I just sorry for the ignorance in people. Are the children and family of those increasing the price of fuel suffering along with you? Gibberish!

help me tell dem ooo. befre d hike i fill my tank for 6k plus i.e 73 ltrs tank now i fill it for over 10k nd hw long will it last me in dis lagos traffic not to talk of generator cos light has been terrible lately. those dat wanna tell demselves d truth knws dat dis 145/ltr is wicked nd d average nigerian cannot cope. the earlier we support a reduction the better, no one is saying dey shld bring back d corrupt subsidy regime bt after removal of the subsidy it shldnt sell beyond 105 naira

In as much as dis is laughable lets excuse dis guys a bit pls. Although dey shld hav rehearsed d drill well befre coming in public. Bt der again if u knw parade well u will knw der r some drills we dont do all d time nd its only human nature to forget. It happens to everybody even some folks in d military who dont hav opportunity to perform certain parade drills regularly tend to forget nd need refreshers to perfect dem again. So all dos taking abt nysc here unless u just passed out from camp last week im nt sure u will remember all dos caricature parade u did in a yr from now. So lets chill a bit d only wrong dis police guys did was not rehearsing thereby disgracing der force in public wit a show of shame

The movement is slowly gathering momentum. But i cry at the dearth of activists in this country. After removal of subsidy pms shld sell for betwn 103 to 105. 145 is just outrageous