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juicee1:
pls stop this nonsense. Fashola is miles ahead of apkabio.

hilarious: transformation agenda of goodluck jonathan

PLEASE TELL US WAT FASHOLA HAS DONE?

Op is normal jare I personally don't get too moved by ukwu bt I luv bossoms nt too big. But give me a clean straight fine legs nd u got me anytime anyday. At a point I was looking at d legs bfre d face sef

omooba969:
Eeyaaah...pele.

yea sadder dan I even expressed here sef

Who haven't dated a Jehovahs witness babe will nt truly feel d pain. Myn was pain to d 3rd degree. Had to let go of my last relationship cos she was JW. We loved eachoda madly bt den she got reprooved(suspended) cos of me nd risked disfellowshiped. Her elders were against me den came her family too. Guys I had to let go cos I cldnt act nollywood movie. So sad nd I tot we r all one body in christ smh

Tobiee:
yeeepaaa!! Bros gently na.. With this ur iroyin!

tor call it documentary if u like. I dun seen a lot of tins dan to come up here wit news or make belive,so believe if u wanna

I can't count d number of girls dat summoned courage and approached me,i now see it as normal. I remember dis small gal during my unidays in 2008 wit big boobs,she lives arnd my area though. On dat fateful day I was goin to read she nd her frnds were walking towards my direction giggling, all of a sudden she stopped me nd was lik 'gud afternoon my name is blessing. I really like u nd I wanna be ur frnd' I stood shocked bt I asked her wat class she was nd she said ss3 nd I told her to face her waec

softysparky:
When in a commercial bus some will first ask you how much is transport fare, then ask if you are paying with 100 naira change, play with their hair, stare at you, step on your toe then say sorry, complain about traffic, bad roads, lasma, police or driver's driving and when all these green lights didn't work she will remember that she has been sweating profusely and look for a hand fan to fan you both (expecting you to say something like thanks).

If you still ignore her, she will keep reminding the conductor her bus stop for you to hear and do the needful before she gets down.

and if after all dis she isnt noticed?...... she go reach her bustop, get down nd go

darqly:
And that is how one young chap proposed to his heartthrob during some function at his place of work, an international university here in Nigeria. Trust oyibo now, they love all these mushy stuff, the VC burst out in tears when the words were displayed on a big screen
Anyway, girl said yes, kisses were exchanged, and ring went on finger. Fast forward 3 months later; Girl had returned ring after the fairy tale proposal had turned her to mini celebrity and her Nigerianness shone thru .Apparently, there was another goat, based in the UK, that was also eating her, er, the yam and she prefers foreign based goats to home-based bunsuru.

so so sad smh for gurls

Shhhh don't tell anyone I plan engaging my boo at a karaoke nyt after unleashing my usher raymond skills

Whether we castigate or support we all hv dat nigerian problem in us. Yes importing prohibited goods harms d economy.the same economy we look up to for jobs, d same economy we wish will grow like america's. Stop pointing fingers at d customs dey only implement policies laid down by our govt same policies meant to protect us all. Its regrettable our educated youths cant see d harm contraband importation does. Although d govt shld put in place measures to revamp our textile industry bt contraband like dis kills our textile industry

I agree wit olisa and its a confirmed fact that girls dat bleach smell horribly. in fact thats even one of my criteria for approaching a girl. if you bleach no way

Chiam55:
That your lame joke was funny

lolz hmmm aiit noted

Chiam55:
I nearly choked on my lunch reading this

This should come with a caution sign

and ur point exactly is......?

I remember way bak in 2004 I got admission to study economics at madonna uni. Nd I rejected d offer my dad forced me bt I refused my sister however went on to study biochemistry at dat elele campus nd she said a lot abt dis auntie philo so I don't doubt d op's story at all. So glad I didn't go der

I've always prayed getting married by 28 nd I just turned 28. Others factors r already in place already tnx to God. So soonest

wristwatch:
Really. U are the only one who view is different. I like it when her mouth smell fresh breathe with toothpaste.

my point is I don't mind kissing witout brushing
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Oh stop all dis fights already peeps nd discuss d topic. Dis na d reason I no dey gbadun naija forums.dey leave d topic nd discuss trivial insults

Funny enough dat toothpaste taste turns my kissing morale down so I can kiss witout brushing. If she brushes den forget kissing untill d toothpaste taste wears out

Abeg me sef hype myself jor gagewonda check him out he's cute oh ma gosh drops mic

Dey don't test me I do d testing #im in charge

nkemdi89:
Young creature so there is no more topic to discuss again to discuss in these world apart from the salary of serving force members. Oh my God mr SABINUS use your creative young mind to do something useful for yourself and your family infact for generation. If you are interested in joining the force go and join and stop being greedy. Even people like you are not suppose to be accepted in any force because you are going to compromise due to your basket mouth and greed. You won't be able to keep to the oath of secrecy and allegiance.

most of dem coming here to spill forgot dey signed somtin at d beginning called oat of secrecy.these are not necessary if nt dat pple don't get charged in naija. Well if naija works at all sef ders somtin called freedom of information act to enable u seek such information tru d proper channel not nairaland forum. So op carry go jor lols

this is the reason why i dont give a flying f*** abt girls on social media. too many immature girls on social media. i tink naija babes has a complex a serious one at that. if some1 says hello to dem it becomes a problem. they ignore pple just becos dey feel dey r fyn nd i ask myself if u want to ignore pple why d hell r u on social netwrks. pls ladies act matured if u r nt feeling a n**ga be matured enuf to tell him no one will die. nd d guy too no try at all disturbing himself for one ugly tin since 2013 smh

Borrussia:
Here comes the tale of a lunatic.

grammar doesnt tell u r knowledgeable. i dont come up on social media to curse ok, so i wont stoop

Borrusia:
It is quite obvious and peculiar that it is only the so called feminist that failed to acquiesce themselves to the fact that men are the most ultimate and special species in the milky way vis-a-vis somewhat blindly prolly to defend their over-bloated ego.

Who invented law, cars, electricity, fridge, shoes, clothes, houses, stove, gas-cooker, softdrinks and alcohol, plane, bicycle, accommodation of pets, space explore, computers, cell-phone, education, biro, and every damned thing Human can't do without! Is it females?

Though females to are smart and unique in their own ways, but if placed on a juxtaposition with the masculine gender; the result will be handicapped.

its funny hw dis guy feels because we r talking abt how knowledgeable pple are, he can come up here wit big big unrecognised grammar. brox abeg tone it down

Nigerian ladies could be intelligent bt they neva give demselves d opportunity to use their brains. dey focus too much on flimsy issues, nd girls are very lazy these days compared to d days of our mothers so dey allow d guys to do d thinking. bt on a serious note its appalling how most girls ive engaged on an intellectual level got low IQ d reason guys call dem 'pap brains' #No offence intended

This question is a no brainer jor

JayTeeA:
there's absolutely nothn that can justify cheating.. i bliv u ought to b faithful because u fear God.. all of these to me r just excuses to do what u v always secretly desired to do in ur hrt

may GOD bless you for this comment

hmmm all dis gals on here forming escape, meanwhile sh** did happen. trust me no one would admit dey were raped

funny enuf ive been chyked many times by ladies at least 3 times if im not mistaken. i dated one of dem nd couldnt dat two of dem. at a point the way ladies were chyking me i come dey fear hope say dem no swear for me hehehehehe

see project topic abeg wat a shallow topic

Wow well said

francescainnoce:
Nuf said... I'm commenting based on the fact that she is not showing any remorse whatsoever which means she isn't truly sorry which means she would do it again if given the Chance which means that the man has got himself much than he bargained for which means that a better approach will be just about the only way out..for peace..
Well I'm not judging the woman because this is only a side to the story however i understand what the man is likey going through atm...
Marrying an infidelity woman is like sitting on an upright sharpened sword...
May God take away every spirit of infidelity that might rise against me when I get Married... My mum told me that an infidelity woman brings badluck to her household and PLS tell me who doesn't want a prosperous and happy home....

Wow lols so I wasn't alone, felt dat way a lot in my previous relationship