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serious things...

onugbu soup, ogbono soup, jollof rice, porridge yam, jollof beans and rice, etc

This is why I love psychology! At op are u a psychologist? I read psychology hoping to go into clinical/counselling psychology

very funny thread! d short skirt/dresses is what i am yet to get seriosly! y not just open everytning? then u start covering ur privates to sit down or climb okada/ pick something! y d stress... isn't that toyin lawani d 'designer' in that multi-coloured apparell? ahh aunty toyin e deti dagba ooo! thanks for showing ur undies...

homesteady: Cute boy!
This footballers enn, most of them are not married, but they already have children!

na so we see am

k i will go first: I heard of Nairaland while serving this year.. yeah just this 2013. A friend was alwys checking for news from this site and the first member profile i visited was "glowingscenes". I decided to join because i was tired of being just a guest and wanted to comment on the good stories i read (repogirl, glowingscenes, omolola1, etc). I have been enjoying it esp the banters and yabs! Nl is full of funny people... NEXT person Please

okay, I have been wondering how thousands of us heard and joined NL. Can you share 1. When you heard of NL 2. Who told you about NL 3. The first member profile you visited. 4. Why did you decide to join NL 5. How has the experience been?

of course it was one of d immigration officers that "lowered' d price to 14k for me!

Uyi Iredia: You most definitely sinned since you aided and abetted corruption. TBH the way out is through a person influential in such an agency.

Swagalord18: 85% of men who suffered heart attacks during intercourse, are found to hav been cheating on their spouse

hahaaa

kizmartino: hmmm...yea






married twins

i will look into dat proposition and get back to u asap

bknight: Mine is crushing on some other guy whom she calls her future husband

awww

tellwisdom: You got a cheap job and you are here shouting and disturbing our peace, most especially my peace. Why don't you buy a slot with CNN and broadcast your newly found job?? ...What is really wrong with our youths

and to think that wisdom is/was part of your name........

kizmartino: hmmm..i think u'ar my female version..





*same feelin nd experience..kind of*

maybe we could be twins someday.... in d nearest future

honestly i can relate with uj-sizzle! i am not into business but d last experience i had few weeks ago over getting my intl passport @ passport office was an eye opener! d truth is d actual bank deposit is about 8k but u will never get passport at that amount and u are told u can never do it on your own. at first i was forming strong gal but eventually had to part with 14k after running from obalende to Ib to do it! now i have been wondering if my passport is "CLEAN" or if i sinned.

His initials start with M- his posts are always on point and matured! today's own made me feel all mushy and rush to see his pix again..

Idowuogbo: Nna mehn.... hin eyebrow b like nike logo.odi sharp!!!

dat lips,hmmmmmmm.......

7/10

u ehnn! u no go kill me, nike logo!! lwtmb

kenedy175: yeah! I agree with you. but the video just doesn't depict d miley I used to knw

people change...

Matthew briggs: Nothing really my parents have proved to me that marriage is indeed beautiful. They've set the benchmark and example for me to improve upon.

I use to be afraid that I'll marry the the wrong person but I discovered my footsteps are ordered by God and so far my life to this point has been ordained by him.

I use to be afraid that'll I fall out of love and cheat on her due to the numerous transformation her body will go through over time due to child birth and stress. But I have to come realize that beauty is just a skin deep and the real value of a woman is her companionship and the beauty that eminates from her soul. Presently when I like a lady I usually picture her at different stages of her life, pregnacy, child birth, monopause, even till old age. The more I do, the more I get to fall in love.

I think long term . Because I believe the future belongs to those who see it.
Therefore I am hustling hard against the future I see, preparing my mind, soul and pocket for Mrs. Matthew. As a a helpless romantic, I can't wait to to shower her with love, I can't wait for our romantic vacation, waking up to see her face, the surprise birthday parties I'll host for her, the exquisite dishes I will learn how to cook just to surprise her. I can't wait to have her as my beautiful distraction, a face I come home to after facing the stress of managing my multi billion dollar business empire.

I fantasize about Matthew jnr, he's first day at school, steps I will take to always be there for him and various father- son discussion I'll have with him in a bid to prepare him for this world. I can't wait to to welcome my Ada, to to become her first love, setting the bar high for her prince charming and helping as she navigates through life.

I also imagine the quarrels and the fights me and my Mrs will have, I am practising my three magic words "baby am sorry" and learning how not to allow my ego cloud my sense of of judgement.

I am not afraid of marriage, Instead look forward to it. As I do am learning to put my body under my subjection, to comtrol my desires and with shears I prune out every selfishness to implant selflessness.

I know when the time is ripe the constellations will fall in place, the sun will stand still, and the rings of destiny shall trade hands.

Till then I live my life building my dreams... One day at a time.

#Matthew Briggs.

awww, this is so beautiful... was almost crying... good to know there are still men who think like this!

Damojo: My interview @ HaveSex bank was crazy! Met Aig @ abt 1am on a Sunday morning, nigga was sipping redwine and catchn trips on me! Not being desperate, I just freestyled and told him I was gonna transform his coy, he shook my hand and said 'welcome to havesex bank'

ACCESS bank confirmed

Very timely piece for me! Can't wait for my own testimony and of course i promise to share it on NL! congrats op!

ACM10: Dangote has been acquiring wealth through government patronage. It's an open secret.

you can say dat again bro!

OlamiB: Even marry mother of Jesus was engaged bfr she was 13 and had Jesus bfr she was 15!

what version of the bible is dat and where was it written? i pity u

tumababa: even if u kiss and romance, flug set, a day after marriage,both shd kneel down and ask for forgiveness.

then old things will b passed away and all things become new.

thats all…..

smh!

spend my money everyday on top woman----it is a natural something.... in the words of Sound Sultan btwn wow me i feel he should just leave her, d truth will definitely come forth and karma will pay her a visit. he should just distance himself from her as much as possible! hmnn some people get heart oooo! they chop liver die! i hail dem!

MAY D's Many Many things- trying django unchained wasn't funny for me. Flavour and his Ukwu songs/videos- he's too vulgar though i love adanma. Timaya's dembaa......, very annoying and all d sexy ladies-----. dbanj's don't tell me nonsense: d whole concept and lyrics was annoying though top of the world earned my respect! Iyanya's recent songs from kukere-ur waist.... d guy is just a joker for me! and to think he is a product of project fame. finally tiwa savage-ife wa gbonna,love me love me- she lacks lyrics and d real voice, her face is still selling for her sha. ehnm omawunmi's "u fit craze o, u no fit handle me, make we relate ooo" very annoying coming from her. even personally/alingo, azonto, caro, gobe, rihannnaa by orezi ( i felt like slapping him, and to think he spent 7M), shole shole by sean tizzle mtchew smh for the future of our music in naija. unfortunately most of us still aid/ promote their stupidity and profanity with constant viewing and patronage!

basisop: Yes, his music sends demons like you into comma.

NL una no go kill person! I am laughing so hard

How tight is the security at most estates/close? forget all those big gates or stop and search things some do atimes. most of them will still open the gate anyhow. what if i hide my guns or oda bad stuffs underneath my driver's seat? most only check the boot of the car. I've however been impressed with d security at Crown Estate in Ajah. They will refuse you entry unless a call has been placed to them in advance or on the spot. well, guys what do you think and what are your experiences?

Baybe: Nawa oh

Trouble dey sleep Iyanya go wake am.

babye i don't get d iyanya connection

GeneralShepherd: Access bank is one of the worst employers of labor in Nigeria,in some of their branches managers can ask subordinates to stand on tables as a form of punishment in branch meetings.

seriously?? funny but sad if true

Codedrock: I DONT UNDERSTAND THE TOPIC.. AND DONT HAVE TIME TO READ THE PRETTY LONG STORY UP THERE..

so why comment? u can't understand because u refused to read! attention-seeker we noticed u, now run along! this is a serious issue being discussed!

HEllo everyone! please think about this: "if everyone in church was mandated to be like you for one month, talk like you, pray like you, eat like you, do all d things u do both in secret and public, what will d church be like? better or worse?" that's what d speaker gave us think about in service today.