adexsimply:
you wan give the girl heart attack?

If you dey interested in the girl..just see me

Do I know you from somewhere??

Iaz93: No na! I just want her waist.

oh no! wakes up from a bad dream! my waist??

Iaz93: I think I have feelings for you.

how about when you are sure, we give it a trial

Truckpusher: you do didn't do something worthless shouting from

now i am lost!!

nkwachiabel: he has feelings for you

Iaz93: Can I have a word with you?

I am ALL ears

Truckpusher: See them .....congi no let this one think straight again...smh

'what i do'??

Iaz93: Lol. I knew it!
I knew you were going to quote her.

you are following bumper to bumper btw @ caracta

Matthew briggs: I think they always, expect the guys to lead the conversation and ask all the questions. The tide only changes when a girl has a crush on you or finds you intresting. If this is the case, she go ask you question tire. If you both share the same feelings that conversation go sweet die. But aside that they prefer we guys to drive the conversation

By default I hardly chat so if i don'nt find her intresting aswell, and there is nothing important to discuss. I don't bother myself the conversation will be like.

G- Hello
Me-Hi
3days later
G- Hello
Me-Hi
3 months later
G- Hello
Me-Hi
G - Hmmm you have forgotten me abi.
Me - No oh, have you forgetten am one ping away.

Lol but if, I really want to chat. I have it at back of my mind that.

1. Every girl has a button, I just have to find it and press it. When I do she'll be the one asking all the questions.

2. I try to start strong. For example instead of asking "hello how was you day". You could start by starting a coversation with something on her pm or dp. Eg " What's up, @dp looks like you had fun today... what were up to... feed me the details?

3. Never make the conversation boring add a touch of humor when necessary.

4. Don't be a pest, dropping by every single day and second. Keep your distance and time ur chat when u know she'll be free. Let the savour of the last chat linger.

But it still boils down to if she's not into you she's never going to have you time.

#Mathew Briggs

why are you always on point? I like you more with each post! *runs away*

@ OP: Are you a LEARNER?

Innocence taken at such a tender age by an insider and not a stranger! These are indeed sad times, the end is near! These girls need to have a fresh start, a re-orientation about their lives and sexuality! Now I know I got to step up my game and make my. Dream rehab centre for girls like these a reality! Lord God help me!

Op thanks for this information! Now I know more about my device

Wow just three? Better jare!

Any of chris delvan's songs!
I will rise again by benjamin dube
Grace and Majesty by w. Smith
You are the reason by P.shalom, chimdi, chidera

Dannyxy: you or your elder brother? , Btw stop calling her "madam uju", she is just 50yrs, calling her madam uju makes her look older.. "uju baby" sounds better..

haba I am a female and very straight! And I am just giving her my respect na! As per elder sis- inlaw!

Madam uju I am following you o! I really like u! Yeah as per my favourite nairalander! Are u single, want to recommend u for my elder bro! Am very serious o!

Caracta:

I met someone and he blew my mind away.

hmn! Madam caracta I see you! How's bro mathew briggs? Just asking o, its been a while I saw him here

Is this supposed to be news? We know na! That's why they will never leave the creeks yet! They are all part of the cabal and have their abuja connections! Sad but true! Which way NIGERIA?

homesteady: She borrowed your boxers?

as in ehn the thing tire me sef

This is true! Read this piece sometime ago but did not take time to digest it! Donald duke always a clown! One of my favourite ex governors

Happy birthday to my president! I may not share your ideologies or style of governance, but today is your day as a human first! Have fun and take some time to reflect! Wish you a great year in good health!

The more I look, the less I see! The more I hear, the less I understand

Lord I ask that that Adeola be found to your praise and glory in Jesus name! Amen, thank you lord!

Afam and sexkillz thanks!

Exxello Milano: [b]Yea.... I know that he was truely contacted. But the true question is: WHO REALLY CONTACTED YOU? WAS IT FROM CHRIS NGIGES CAMP TO SET YOU UP OR FROM APGA'S CAMP TO SET YOU UP? WHO DO YOU THINK THIS CHEAP BLACKMAIL WILL FAVOUR WHEN PEOPLE HEAR THAT YORUBA BOYS ARE INVOLVED? Anambrarians, please listen to me. This is just a cheap blackmail by Peter Obi and his goons. Chris Ngige that I know too well will never stoop to such crass level. If you guys know the way Peter Obi is desperate to cover up his loot and brigandry, you will understand that he will go to any level to make sure his third term agenda is realised. Just imagine.... Obiano Wille Willie!! He gave the man work in fidelity and now, he wants to give him the governorship. Dont you people see that this is another form of third term agenda? Nawa oo. This story is all cooked up and choreographed by APGA to tarnish the image of APC. Thess people are not going to be prosecuted they are only been used. No Yoruba would go to Iboland to manipulate election. This is just not possible. SINCE THE UKE ACCIDENT, HAS ANYBODY HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT THEM AGAIN? HAS ANYBODY BEEN PROSECUTED? WAS IT NOT HOW 40 DEAD BODIES WERE FOUND IN ANAMBRA RIVER? UP TILL NOW, HAS ANYTHING BEEN DONE ABOUT IT? This is government set-up in action. Believe me guys, this is a setup. Look at what happened.... Peter Obi through his THUGS AND CRIMINALS travels to Osun state, hires some hungry Yoruba boys due to poverty and promises them millions, carries them to a hotel and then informs the CP of police to come and arrest them. He knows too well that Anambrarians love Ngige so much but hates the party he is in due to that traditional enmity between Yorubas and Igbos.... Personally, I have been been brought up to hate and despise Yorubas by my parents. But as I grew, I will tell you that I have done more honest business with a yoruba man than an Igbo man! A lot of people will claim that am a yoruba boy claiming to be Igbo. But I can prove to you that I am not.I am core Anambra central. As am typing this, am already in Anambra to vote Senator Chris Ngige. Continue all the lies and propaganda ok? Anambrarians are you blind? NGIGE WILL NEVER DO THIS. EVEN IF HE HAS TO, WHY YORUBA BOYS OF ALL PEOPLE? HAS ABIA, IMO, EBONYI AND ENUGU BOYS FINISHED? ANAMBRARIANS BEWARE? PETER IS VERY DEVILISH! AFTER WHAT HE DID IN UKEH, HE IS NOT YET SATISFIED... AS FOR ME, AM ALREADY IN ANAMBRA TO VOTE NGIGE. COZ I KNOW THAT HE WILL WIN AND HE WILL WORK! [/b]

! Nwokem take two chairs back and sit down! Let us hear! So ngige is now a saint overnight and Obi d criminal? Plxxxxx!

Obiano is my choice!

::wonders shall never end! I laughed and am still laughing at op! U need help asap! Your thinking is first twisted! Inconveniences? Like seriously?

Happy birthday to the funny one!

All of these pictures indeed tell a story of some deep memories! I love d one of d soldier before going to war, d dog at the grave and the father and son after many years

@ linpok thanks
@youngsage lol

anthoniosp: so?? how datt one take call off strike??

You know you don't have to show your shallow mindedness here! And if you think you are funny, pls think again because this is a sober thread for sober reflections of our nation and the great man we are remembering today!