CaptainECole1:
Ronaldo

you'll miss penalty in Jesus name amen

gabinogem:
lol don't mind them jor... imagine yesterday I went there to enroll for safetoken, & they killed all other plans I had throughout the day... from 11am-4pm as if I'm one of their staff.

WaffenSS:
sexually abuse her, make her clean up, then send her right back. Quietly.

Better than the hell she'd experience at the hands of 'madam', who'd probably roast her alive over that charcoal.

ijeebest:
My guy got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone with the torchlight of the same phone he was looking for. He got so worried about the phone and was almost in tears even his room mate,who was also high, decided to join him in the search. After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m looking for my phone ” and he angrily ended the call and continued in the search for the phone he just answered a call with. After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy network he turned to his room mate and said “guy forget, that phone don lost, the person wey thief am, don off am” #NoToDrugs