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Caroline2love Is Today really your birthday?? HBD just in case

Biggest Trash i've read today so far

I only watch messi during el clasico,when his team plays a major final or when he plays against nigeria...apart from some el clasico,He's not that good except on few matches

MissEse:
This looks easy but it is not, because everyone will arrive at a different answer…

A lady bought goods worth ₦200 and paid the shopkeeper with a ₦1000 Note.
The Shopkeeper had no change on him so he went to another Shopkeeper John his neighbour and collected ₦1000 change in ₦200
denominations, with which he settled the lady and she left.
A little while later, John came back angrily after he discovered the ₦1000 note he was given by the shopkeeper was fake, and demanded a replacement.
To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to give John another ₦1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value.

So Question for the ppl.
How much has the Shopkeeper lost in total?

I await your response.
Thanks

I Think The Guy above me got it. if not,what's the answer?

masterflowx:
Meanwhile, did Cristiano Ronaldo know that he's selling Titus at Ipaja Lagos?

OMG this is very hilarious. dude I cant stop laughing

I understand the plight of the mother. i think she was only ensuring the best possible future for her child...i wonder her crime here

Coronavirus1:
I am in Dubai right now.

Jeez! How are u faring bro? i hope you are among the elite who are doing fine

Coronavirus1:
Who give cash they only pay half salary for the first month after that you are on your own
No palliatives any where only on newspapers you can find it more over there are lot of Nigerians without a job who cares for them

you are not in dubai now right?

Cosyfaith:
True. We still have to give it to them. People get to have this gadgets with great value for money. They have also been a blessing to people with limited income, not everyone can sacrifice necessities for some overpriced phones. They also helped in reducing the prices of high end phones out there by providing good market competition

Thanks for this observation. I don't know why some Nigerians love criticizing good things negatively as if they have done any better themselves.Pretty sure most of them cant afford a good android phone if not for tecno.

Coronavirus1:
Dubai here if you are caught 1000dirm which is over 100k naira

WHAAAAT! what if you don't have it? besides i know they gave you guys some palliatives and cash

A Very Good News...

Loris576:
Yes sir thank you and God bless.. It got deducted because i borrowed from them

Check Ur Mtn. I Sent Sth

Loris576:
Yes sir

Aw Far u don see am?

Loris576:
Pls if u have lot of data you can share for me
May the God you serve bless you

My Mtn- 09061813721
My Airtel- 07082963020

Can you manage 200#

I Didn't want to comment but ehm...Kudos To tecno,a company that makes cheap android phones for its african consumers who can't afford samsung and apple products

Africa's Largest Democracy is at it,again

Premiumwriter:
amen.


Yahooing is pure wickedness

Tissaia:
Confusing name

Many Yahoo boys here y'all be caught one by one no exceptions. However strong ur juju one day u will be caught

And what happens to the leaders of this country who are worse than these boys

This border closure is a bigger scam than the pandemic. I heard tha many guys living in other states come to onitsha markets everyday to trade as long as they grease the palms of security operatives

7K for not adhering to social distancing is too much nah cos most of the violators may not have that amount in their pocket.

9ja youths sef!People just used that page and the earler NCDC update to source for twitter followers

Okay we've heard. But why did they integrate him with society immediately? I mean what if the virus is hiding in his scrotum undetected

kowema:
Lol. And you are an international gigolo abi?.

Hanty abeg no vex which one be international gigolo again?

I have big day ahead,cant sleep so I'll be listening to a combo of lana del rey,the weekend and Adele...

meobizy:
WWE should have paid for surrogacy. Goddamn these big money companies and their stinginess when it comes to spending.

Maybe she wanted to experience the joy of being pregnant and delivering her own baby. Besides I think she needed a break from wrestling

@ Lindalilian you are a real gee. but why are you using a female moniker nah? i even thought it was a lesbian story

After weeks of rumours regarding the status of the wwe raw women's champion Becky lynch a.k.a. The Man,the british superstar finally appeared on today's episode of monday night raw to address the fans. On an emotional night for becky and wwe fans,the man announced that she will be relinquishing her championship,held for more than 400 days, to sunday's money in the bank (MITB) winner Asuka after revealing that she is expecting her first child with fiance and fellow superstar Seth rollins. She said that the MITB womens ladder match was actually for her championship,and told asuka "you go and be a warrior,cause i'm gonna be a mother".In a heartwarming reaction after the announcement,several members of the raw locker room hugged becky backstage and congratulated her while other superstars and wwe legends took to twitter to congratulate the champ as she begins her journey of motherhood. http://twitter.com/wwe/status/1260002037858795520?p=v She left the wwe universe with one last thank you on twitter @BeckyLynchWWE

Meeting Ke? All I see here is a man enjoying a movie on a PC

dis one na jamb question abi waec? Wetin apun to google ?

MrBrownJay1:
FAKE!!!! there is no "player" who played with all of them... NONE!!

the answer is actually UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!

Can you check again please. I think di maria played with all of them:he played with ramos,marcelo,ozil,modric,ronaldo and kaka at madrid, he played with van persie,rooney and falcao @man utd,played with d.luiz ,mbappe and neymar @psg and he plays together with messi and the rest as the argentina national team

majekobaje1:
no player that ever play with all of them
Di maria did not play with luiz and grezima

Thats Falcao not griezmann. he played with him at man utd and played with luiz at psg btw 2015-2016