₦airaland Forum

Dottore:
Same gruesome gory tale. Dude must have suffered to bring the babe over and the babe being a typical Nigerian woman suddenly becomes "wise and arrogant" after having a stable income and feeling liberated then most likely took advantage of the justice system that favours women in the western world to humiliate the guyman. The marriage fails and dude feels at a loss.

When you have nothing to live for you have everything to die for.
My own poor analysis. What do I know sef

The best part of your analysis post has been highlighted.

MaxInDHouse:
My guy, a million smiley can't hide your pains and grievances, i know the truth is bitter but it must be told.
I'm sorry you're hurt!

I am laughing at how dumb you are and then you are coming online to make ridiculous claims that you are an "intelligence agent" in the West!

Cauliflower!

JustASeer:
Which kind flag be this most u copy American concept

Don't mind the dumbo!

Eazi1:
U better do something meaningful with 'ur life.

Even if she does not do something meaningful with her life, her life would still be a billion times better than yours.

Your IQ is low when you are challenging a King's College London graduate and now a postgraduate at University of Oxford "to do something meaningful with her life"?

Na that kin persin be your mate?

Which useless Nigerian higher institution are you struggling to enter that can be compared to KCL and Oxford unis?

These are the kinds of dumb things you are spending your life on and opening threads on:

https://www.nairaland.com/6594423/sim-freeplay-get-unlimited-lifepoint
https://www.nairaland.com/5635134/how-receive-holy-gost-beliver

Your life is a wreck and directionless, yet you are telling a whole KCL plus Oxford product, whom is also a daughter of a Billionaire, "to do something meaningful with her life"?

God punish your ancestors for their many failures and giving you these dumb genes.

Bloody dumb Naija "yoot".

MaxInDHouse:
Tribalism is the mother of racism whoever detests tribalism will surely abhor racism.
So both means the same thing Sir!

You are a pure cretin! Tribalism is same thing as racism.

From your first post I read, I knew you had a very low IQ and I was spot on to say you were stupid.

MaxInDHouse:
Well it's you blacks that doesn't value skills but paperwork, out there once you're able to deliver you'll get the job!

Skills of retardation, Cauliflower?

MaxInDHouse:
Are Hutus and Tutsis the same tribe in East Africa?

"Intelligence" ...........Agent, race and tribe na the same thing?



Vegetable!

MaxInDHouse:
Guy i never served in Nigeria and i resigned before getting baptized as a Christian so i'm no more in that field.
Before we take action on any info, secret agents will be dispatched to the location, they will mix with the locals and it's based on whatever report our colleagues send back to the base that we will work on not what noisemakers like you are saying?

So na lie you come tell for internet?

You are a cretin if at your intellectual level you think anyone would believe any intelligence agency outside Nigeria and Africa will employee you.

Explanation and IQ that is similar to Jonathan!

Snake sweet o.

lexy2014:
What's special about ur time? Isn't it d same time u used in making these bogus claims below?

"In the report it tagged Lagos unsafe security wise.
Me and you as Nigerians know Lagos is the safest city in Nigeria or one of the safest but the report has 'tagged Lagos unsafe' because Nigeria as a whole is a blood pit.

By hard work, countlessly we have seen the efforts of the LASG and it's goal to make the city a Dubai, so it's unfair on their efforts after seeing a report like this."

Did u consult Google before u arrived at ur conclusions? Meanwhile,

Pls answer d following questions:

1. Which "hardwork" are u referring to?

2. How does d rest of d country being a shithole make Lagos suffer & prevent it from being appreciated?

3. Can u negate d information provided in d report?

The real question is: Tell me what are the achievements of home-based players in CAN, WAFU, ACL etc. that shows they are worthy as the main base for selection to represent Nigeria instead of the foreign-based players.

lexy2014:
Still doesn't answer d questions:

Do u no d date? If it's insignificant, why make reference of it at all? That means it is significant to u. Is knorr useless? What is knorr used for? How did u no about knorr since u say it is useless? When was I born & how did he do it?

The real question is: Tell me what are the achievements of home-based players in CAN, WAFU, ACL etc. that shows they are worthy as the main base for selection to represent Nigeria instead of the foreign-based players.

lexy2014:
If "Rivers state has been implementing full financial autonomy of the judiciary", how come it's now d governor (d head of d executive) deciding how much salary judicial workers should be paid? Is that financial autonomy?

The real question is: Tell me what are the achievements of home-based players in CAN, WAFU, ACL etc. that shows they are worthy as the main base for selection to represent Nigeria instead of the foreign-based players.

MaxInDHouse:
You're just a clown!
So what exactly do you think led to Ife-Modakeke crisis?
Or do you think any Fulani man will attack another Fulani man because Buhari decides to remain in power for life?

Cretin, what I asked you was "Was it racism"?

Oya answer, Retardation Agent.

MaxInDHouse:
Na wah o!
Even a dog knows that before anyone could make any genuine report you should be an eye witness. For your information that's why dogs bark not because someone ask it to bark!

Fooool, so why are you not getting genuine reports before mobs start killing people na? You no "understand life" and you no be "Intelligence" agent?

Shebi it is that easy, hence "you are not in another man's land to monitor your neighbour; you're there for greener pastures"?

Bloody Vegetable!

MaxInDHouse:
You are just beating about the bush my guy!
Hutus and Tutsis are all blacks in the same country and it's racism that led to their troubles. So this is not about individuals commiting atrocities in the neighborhood but tribalism.
We are talking about what to do when disaster strikes, the OP wants to heap the blame a religious leader whose place of worship collapsed and saying that's why his people are been terrorised in another country. After proving that it doesn't sound well he shifted to crimes committed by foreigners in places where they are accommodated, i also say that is wrong. Now you're shifting to wars caused by racism.
Well prevention they say is better than cure.
When you notice that such is about to happen in any country the best thing to do is run for your life!
This is what the wisest counselor of all time told his friends living in Jerusalem during the time Jews were agitating under Roman colonization! Luke 21:20-24

Vegetable it was "racism" that cause Hutus to kill Tutsis?

Nigerians, come and see our "intelligence agents" o.

MaxInDHouse:
Do you know where i'm living?
So why expecting a residence in one place to start making calls over what is happening some thousands of miles away from him?
Does that even sound reasonable to you?
We are talking about residents in a place reporting the activities of suspected hoodlums in their neighbourhood and all you can say is that a person who is not even close to the place to start making calls!
So how do i get the details needed when asked to provide it?
Well it's like you're not ready for intelligence talks but nevertheless TB Joshua lives in a country where corruption is the order of the day so calling for his head over what he himself happens to be a victim makes no sense!

Dem no get phone or electronic communication lines in your location, Retardation Agent?

MaxInDHouse:
There is a reason why people make calls:
COMMUNICATION!
Once the info has gotten to the appropriate quarters further talks will only lead to fear and unrest in the country. That's why i said "you don't understand life" it doesn't depend on how much noise you're making out of it rather it's getting the information across that matters. You will actually kill more people than the herdsmen while causing panic in the society. The last time expired weapons exploded in a Lagos barrack thousands died not due to the explosives but PANIC.
You are chatting with an ex intelligence agent so calm down and learn!

Vegetable, so what calls were made when Hutus started killing Tutsis who had ruled over them and enjoyed discriminatory privileges?

So you aree a Nigerian ex intelligence agent?



No wonder!

Cretin agents exemplified calling themselves "intelligence agents".

No wonder the country is insecure when fooools like you are our "intelligence agents".

MaxInDHouse:
This is what most of you failed to grasp in the Politics of your country. Before the fighting there must have been some issues arising between two or more parties. That's the best time to make the call, later calls are like campaigning after the election.
If everyone is security conscious there will not be such as one out of five persons will think of making the call anytime there is an ongoing dispute.
So learn the best way we all can curb civil unrest!

Why did you "intelligence agent" not make calls about herdsmen and Boko haram?

lexy2014:
If "Rivers state has been implementing full financial autonomy of the judiciary", how come it's now d governor (d head of d executive) deciding how much salary judicial workers should be paid? Is that financial autonomy?

The real question is: Tell me what are the achievements of home-based players in CAN, WAFU, ACL etc. that shows they are worthy as the main base for selection to represent Nigeria instead of the foreign-based players.

lexy2014:
Still doesn't answer d questions:

Do u no d date? If it's insignificant, why make reference of it at all? That means it is significant to u. Is knorr useless? What is knorr used for? How did u no about knorr since u say it is useless? When was I born & how did he do it?

The real question is: Tell me what are the achievements of home-based players in CAN, WAFU, ACL etc. that shows they are worthy as the main base for selection to represent Nigeria instead of the foreign-based players.

lexy2014:
U didn't answer my question:

Rich or not, does d casual visit to a building site require fancy clothes?

The real question is: Tell me what are the achievements of home-based players in CAN, WAFU, ACL etc. that shows they are worthy as the main base for selection to represent Nigeria instead of the foreign-based players.

lexy2014:
What's special about ur time? Isn't it d same time u used in making these bogus claims below?

"In the report it tagged Lagos unsafe security wise.
Me and you as Nigerians know Lagos is the safest city in Nigeria or one of the safest but the report has 'tagged Lagos unsafe' because Nigeria as a whole is a blood pit.

By hard work, countlessly we have seen the efforts of the LASG and it's goal to make the city a Dubai, so it's unfair on their efforts after seeing a report like this."

Did u consult Google before u arrived at ur conclusions? Meanwhile,

Pls answer d following questions:

1. Which "hardwork" are u referring to?

2. How does d rest of d country being a shithole make Lagos suffer & prevent it from being appreciated?

3. Can u negate d information provided in d report?

The real question is: Tell me what are the achievements of home-based players in CAN, WAFU, ACL etc. that shows they are worthy as the main base for selection to represent Nigeria instead of the foreign-based players.

lexy2014:
Which interests is buhari looking out for? Isn't it d same airport where buh5 goes to take flight to d land of d colonialist for d slightest of medical ailments?

Just simple questions for ur attention:

Which interests is buhari looking out for? Isn't it d same airport where buh5 goes to take flight to d land of d colonialist for d slightest of medical ailments?

Who are d "anarchist" u say they are financing via Twitter to destroy Nigeria? Since 2015, what aspect of Nigeria has been repaired by buhari? Is Twitter responsible for buharis failure as president?

U didn't answer my question. Pls take note of "as far as this discussion is concerned" in d question below. If u aren't sure of that, pls take a look at d heading of d thread

So who are those that fit into d following category as far as this discussion is concerned?:

"conservative/right-wing/member of dominant groups' views or wrong statements, while tolerating similar but opposite liberal/left-wing/member of "victim" groups' views or wrong statements."

The real question is: Tell me what are the achievements of home-based players in CAN, WAFU, ACL etc. that shows they are worthy as the main base for selection to represent Nigeria instead of the foreign-based players.

MaxInDHouse:
You don't understand life so i believe you are amongst the foolish that thinks they are wise.

First of all each of us is free to express himself or herself and with that you need to think of what you're asked to do not necessarily what you feel you should do in every situation. Throughout the world security operatives gave a specific number to their citizens to call during emergency or criminal acts so we all can make use of such a provision but monitoring your fellowman and speaking against him instead of reporting whatever atrocity he/she committed to the appropriate quarters is wrong!
You mentioned Fulani herdsmen, this are people like you and i fighting for something they feel is wrong (their own way) instead of taking it up legally they're putting the laws in their own hands. That is how things gets out of hand gradually if everyone is to act the way you're feeling right now.
I never had any issue with SARS operatives so when i first heard about #ENDSARS i have to ask my neighbour "what is SARS?" until i was told it's a section of the Nigerian Police Force. WHY? Because i always abide by the law and as one of JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES we don't have issues with law enforcement agencies so it's somehow difficult to sense any criminal act of this people. Which means if only JWs are in Nigeria the Police Force wouldn't have set up a department called SARS!
If we're all following the laws of the land and helping the law enforcement agencies (accordingly) then you don't have to speak against anyone because everyone has mouth to speak but it's not all that have good intentions.
So let's follow law and order not putting the laws in our own hands. That's my take on this!

You sound so stuuupid, it can be argued a cauliflower has a higher IQ than you.

Bloody vegetable!

You "understand life"?

So why does your dumbass not use the specific number to call world security operatives (not even Nigerian one) to report the specific Fulani herdsmen killing in Nigeria?

So when they are slaughtering each other in Southern Kaduna, Benue, Adamawa and Modekeke it is because they don't have a "specific number" to call?

My God, you are really daft! You be vegetable!

Continue dreaming of the perfection of your vegetable would and ignore the dynamics and patterns that have repeated themselves for thousands of years by saying "if".

You "understand life" indeed.

Compared to you, Dodos are Einsteins!

TMKsouth:
Why u thanking God since u atheist? I guess that's why I'm getting rare support from u today because I'm taking on a man of God By that I mean TBJ and not this MaxedOnDrugHouse character.

The reason you are getting support is because you recognise the scenario above.

MaxInDHouse:
You make me laugh in Kalahari.
So you're one of the agitators! No wonder you are myopic in your reasoning.
What is there to speak out about when each person is out there struggling to survive?
Are you in another man's land to monitor your neighbour or you're there for greener pastures? My friend, this is life where everyone focus on his own pursuit, it's the job of law enforcement agencies to fish out the bad elements in the society. I pray that you live long, please stop speaking against evildoers when those who are paid to fish them out aren't doing their job. The last Israelite prophet before Jesus did it and was killed like a fowl. Now is not the time to start monitoring or judging your neighbour, we are sent to preach to reach their hearts. I know Politics that's why i'm telling you this. You will end up like a scapegoat in the hands of backstabbers who are friends of criminals simply because you are carried away thinking everyone is against them!

What a foolish response!

Let Nigerians or anybody that looks like you or can be grouped with you be going about doing wrong and committing atrocities in large numbers without being caught and then think it will not come back and bite you because "each person is out there struggling to survive" or "you are not in another man's land to monitor your neighbour; you're there for greener pastures".

Yet, you will probably be the same person shouting "Fulani herdsmen".

So you did not shout #ENDSARS? You were targeting only the bad ones in SARS?

When mobs go amok, do they go to necessary security agencies to find records of those that did wrong so they know the individuals to stick to and attack?

Or you are thinking mobs only attack those who it is written on their forehead "bad member of [insert group]"?

Don't worry, life will knock sense in your head about how the human mind of the common man works when you are being lynched for being associated with a group and why you need to shout the loudest when people in groups you belong to start doing wrong/commit atrocities to douse the hatred and risk of being lynched.

What a totally foolish response you made!

TMKsouth:
When Nigerians is SA don't speak out against evil-doers but instead deny or defend them like what your organisations do in SA then all Nigerians will fall victim to mob justice in SA.

How many Nigerians do you know that speak out against Nigerian criminals in South Africa? Instead you all just call black South Africans lazy and jealous - that's your standard response. That's why I urged you to refrain from your name calling because I've seen it a million times on NL and it only serves to fan the flames, believe u me.

As for TB Joshua, Nigerian corruption shouldn't be a reason why South Africans are not compensated for their loss. Why are u blaming South Africans for this and accusing them of prejudice?

At least, you showed you have a little sense with this post.

Thank God your IQ is not flatlining at zero!

lexy2014:
Which interests is buhari looking out for? Isn't it d same airport where buh5 goes to take flight to d land of d colonialist for d slightest of medical ailments?

Just simple questions for ur attention:

Which interests is buhari looking out for? Isn't it d same airport where buh5 goes to take flight to d land of d colonialist for d slightest of medical ailments?

Who are d "anarchist" u say they are financing via Twitter to destroy Nigeria? Since 2015, what aspect of Nigeria has been repaired by buhari? Is Twitter responsible for buharis failure as president?

U didn't answer my question. Pls take note of "as far as this discussion is concerned" in d question below. If u aren't sure of that, pls take a look at d heading of d thread

So who are those that fit into d following category as far as this discussion is concerned?:

"conservative/right-wing/member of dominant groups' views or wrong statements, while tolerating similar but opposite liberal/left-wing/member of "victim" groups' views or wrong statements."

The real question is: Tell me what are the achievements of home-based players in CAN, WAFU, ACL etc. that shows they are worthy as the main base for selection to represent Nigeria instead of the foreign-based players.

KennedyF:
Hello everyone,
Bear with me pls, this might be a long read and I apologise in advance for any grammatical error.

Recently I've had a lot of thinking about my life after school, how I can finally support my family after I graduate this year, I am the first son and the first child in my mom's extended family, so I have a lot of people looking up to me, and we only have one source of income in my family which is my dad, and recently he developed a health condition which affects his eyesight, and that is making his work nearly impossible.
The problem now that I'm facing is that I literally don't know what I want to do after school, normally I've had this notion that I will cross that bridge when I reach there, but now the bridge is so close and I have no idea of how to cross, to make things worse, I saw my result this semester and I failed two courses which will make me to come back for an extension, it makes me sad whenever I think about it, cos my dad will have to continue his risky job (thats even riskier cos of his eyesight) for a year or so
Sad part is that I can't even think of any side job that might be profiting me while in school or any work that I can do without a certificate, my friends aren't giving me anything useful, I wanted to learn graphics design, I'm passionate about editing photo and videos, I also wanted to learn animation back when I was in secondary school, but my parents killed that dream telling me to go for a professional course, back then they were still thinking school is the only answer to being successful, now I regret allowing them to let that passion die.
Right now I need you guys advice if you have any concerning my situation, or if you've being in a similar situation like mine, I need to know how you made it out successfully

I will accept your criticism, advice and whatever piece of info you can share with me

Two things:

1) The future is usually brighter than it looks when you have reached a point of awareness where you are worrying about it like this. So cheer up, bruv, it will eventually be okay as your expectations is already at rock bottom.

2) Maybe you can learn your father's work and take over from him if he works for himself or in the informal sector, so that income is steady.

Furthermore, I like your grammar, you don't post like the average useless Nigerian "yoot", I know and hope you will be fine in future.

lexy2014:
Which interests is buhari looking out for? Isn't it d same airport where buh5 goes to take flight to d land of d colonialist for d slightest of medical ailments?

lexy2014:
Just simple questions for ur attention:

Which interests is buhari looking out for? Isn't it d same airport where buh5 goes to take flight to d land of d colonialist for d slightest of medical ailments?

lexy2014:
Who are d "anarchist" u say they are financing via Twitter to destroy Nigeria? Since 2015, what aspect of Nigeria has been repaired by buhari? Is Twitter responsible for buharis failure as president?

lexy2014:
U didn't answer my question. Pls take note of "as far as this discussion is concerned" in d question below. If u aren't sure of that, pls take a look at d heading of d thread

So who are those that fit into d following category as far as this discussion is concerned?:

"conservative/right-wing/member of dominant groups' views or wrong statements, while tolerating similar but opposite liberal/left-wing/member of "victim" groups' views or wrong statements."

The real question is: Tell me what are the achievements of home-based players in CAN, WAFU, ACL etc. that shows they are worthy as the main base for selection to represent Nigeria instead of the foreign-based players.

lexy2014:
Which interests is buhari looking out for? Isn't it d same airport where buh5 goes to take flight to d land of d colonialist for d slightest of medical ailments?

The real question is: Tell me what are the achievements of home-based players in CAN, WAFU, ACL etc. that shows they are worthy as the main base for selection to represent Nigeria instead of the foreign-based players.

lexy2014:
Just simple questions for ur attention:

Which interests is buhari looking out for? Isn't it d same airport where buh5 goes to take flight to d land of d colonialist for d slightest of medical ailments?

The real question is: Tell me what are the achievements of home-based players in CAN, WAFU, ACL etc. that shows they are worthy as the main base for selection to represent Nigeria instead of the foreign-based players.

lexy2014:
Who are d "anarchist" u say they are financing via Twitter to destroy Nigeria? Since 2015, what aspect of Nigeria has been repaired by buhari? Is Twitter responsible for buharis failure as president?

The real question is: Tell me what are the achievements of home-based players in CAN, WAFU, ACL etc. that shows they are worthy as the main base for selection to represent Nigeria instead of the foreign-based players.

lexy2014:
U didn't answer my question. Pls take note of "as far as this discussion is concerned" in d question below. If u aren't sure of that, pls take a look at d heading of d thread

So who are those that fit into d following category as far as this discussion is concerned?:

"conservative/right-wing/member of dominant groups' views or wrong statements, while tolerating similar but opposite liberal/left-wing/member of "victim" groups' views or wrong statements."

The real question is: Tell me what are the achievements of home-based players in CAN, WAFU, ACL etc. that shows they are worthy as the main base for selection to represent Nigeria instead of the foreign-based players.

lexy2014:
U didn't answer my question. Pls take note of "as far as this discussion is concerned" in d question below. If u aren't sure of that, pls take a look at d heading of d thread

So who are those that fit into d following category as far as this discussion is concerned?:

"conservative/right-wing/member of dominant groups' views or wrong statements, while tolerating similar but opposite liberal/left-wing/member of "victim" groups' views or wrong statements."

The real question is: Tell me what are the achievements of home-based players in CAN, WAFU, ACL etc. that shows they are worthy as the main base for selection to represent Nigeria instead of the foreign-based players.