₦airaland Forum

Mishael42019:
it will never be well with you in this life or next.

With this your post go mark it on the wall, suffering and extremely poverty shall be in your generation even to your seventh generation. You will work like elephants and eat like ant until you’re cut off from the face of the earth.

God’s judgement has come upon you and your likes that are on this forum that have sworn to bring insults to the body of Christ

If I be a Man of God!

You must take back your word. Why curse a condemned man?

Jakumo:
This man of dog, Thieving Pastor Oledepo, intoxicated with the vast wealth that he has acquired by taking money from the desperate poor, imagines himself to be smarter than the entire scientific community now urging the entire planet to go into lock-down as a virus preventative measure.

Frightened that the government mandated dispersal of his gullible flock will affect his ability to rake in mountains of free cash, the greedy pastor chose to DEFY the Nigerian government directive, by insisting that his impoverished cash donors continue showing up in his cattle-shed church, so as to continue feeding his insatiable greed for free money, all in the name of Jeeeeeeeesus, naturally.

While this writer does not ascribe to ANY formalized modality of religious worship, the stand taken by Nigeria's northern Islamic youths, who are demanding the immediate arrest of Pastor Oledeopo, is highly commendable, give the severity of the lethal consequences that could arise from a mass disregard of the Nigerian government's standing ORDER instructing ALL citizens to retreat into the relative safety of their homes, while the contagion rages across our fragile planet, decimating human life as it progresses.

Oga just locate a transformer asap.

I see some lazy Zombies with their big stomachs and big asses like women all over this thread.

Drag your self to the gym and stop hating on the sexy Reno!


Helinues and Co.

OP displaying signs of Covik one nine. Get well soon.

I have the full video

iCauseTrouble:
Nigerians be waiting for Buhari's positivity newa like

Buhari has Covik one nine.

Rich4god:
Those men he refused to shake in that viral video will be dancing azonto by now.

Hahaha

CYBERWEAVER:
Everyone is a suspect

All of us na tif

ChelseaDr:
Very very worrisome!!!
Aso Rock should have been under lockdown by now.... Are we waiting for more people to be infected?

Locking down aso rock is useless now. What about people who have come and gone from the villa since this guy started spreading it?

This man would have sent this virus to all 36 states.

Topsic70:
Hold ur peace!
Since 2015, they've wished Nigeria and true Nigerians nothing but evil!

Just call one of them aside and ask, "what has ds man done (wrong) to u?"
He might reply, "my granpapa tork say na bad man"
God pass all of them!

Buhari is a terrorist. He is Covik one nine personified so i wonder what op is talking about.

alsudan:
They should test the Lifeless man again in 14 days time.

Am beginning to love this Covik wan nine birus for carefully selecting its victims in Nigeria.

OMG! Haahhahahaha

Noerection:
wayray
Other Governors are building Corona virus health centres and you are hailing this mumu distributing kerosene N20 fake hand wash.

See mumu wey im papa concubine don use im head do paaro.

Ok I haff hia

helinues:
You will definitely be alright Patience Nzokwo of NL

When? We might have to pray to God to make it quicker

Helinues aburo weyrey. Se owa? .

I told you you can run but can't hide from my pestle landing on your afonjaic head

ekesimo:
One word for this please

I salute this gesture. Those who can't afford to buy will definitely get one for free though it's their money used in producing it.

helinues:
Mouth widely opened

Egungu close your mouth, kovik one nine has arrived aso rock

helinues:
Sorry who is this?

It's me naani..

Oko mi..kaaro ojire my darling.

What do you want for breakfast?

Rossinnki:
Come on will you shut up there. Mumu. Get this, you dunce: In this world, so long s it is not happening in your house, you can never claim to know what is really going on. Even here in Nigeria. SO SHUT UP.

Those who control global information and disseminate same are owned by a tiny minority who dictate to them what to broadcast or publish. So you are just a receiver of information, and sadly are way too dumb, lazy, and trusting, to filter or question anything that comes to you from that mainstream media, so just keep quiet. You're just one of the Sheeple, like 99% of nairalanders.

Western education is Haram. I wish your parents listened.

PlayerMeji:
We will see if he's right.. that Buhari government cannot stop him in deed

Well the man has said it and with confidence too.

While southern land borders remained closed now for months you can't say same for north.

Stevecovey:
See crowd on this thread at 4:52am.
Una no dey sleep.

Who will sleep when kovik one nine is in the seat of power?

Xisnin:

This Covid -19 is a game changer.
It might even change the course of 2023.

Before now, having "access to the presidency" is a bragging right.
Nobody wants to admit such connections again. Garba Sheu and
Femi Adesina are both avoiding Aso rock for fear of Buhari's daughter.
While Mamman Daura has gone into hiding too.

Report reaching us has it that many who are hitherto calling Nigeria a zoo
are now begging to be allowed to fly back home to "zoogeria".

Even the "Japa" advisers have gone mute.
They are no longer interested in migrating to the paradises of Coronavirus.

The "saner climes" crusaders who put down their country at every slight opportunity have also been silenced.
Many are happy they didn't make their move before this pandemic outbreak.

Boko haram and killer herdsmen are now fearful for their lives. ISIS fighters are reportedly living in fear.
Imagine just one sneeze from a terrorist to Shekau's face and it is game over for him and his commanders.

Scaring SARS is as simple as wearing a facemask and sneezing when they stop you.

Nonsense and kovik one nine.

Ifiokumo:
Really, learn from them who colonize and killed millions of our people, those who supported the likes of Babaginda to terrorize us. We have nothing to learn from them and the minute we know that the more we will save our people....


What is wrong with some of una....Everything Oyibo do you want to copy and past......

Oga carry your Covik one nine shift abeg. Haba!

senatordave1:
Nobody in bayelsa can defeat lyon in any poll

Lol..

Is it the dead Lyon he's still dragging upandan or another?

UnaToto:
I only blame the dimwits called supporters who have sold their souls to this wicked politicians.






UnaToto

Please change your moniker

Officer4:
Letter to the SPEAKER (number 4 citizen)....written by the Chief of Staff ...


On behalf of the PRESIDENT....


I AM VERY CONFUSED

when did chief of staff start operating on that level of governance?

So where is Mr President?

.. quarantined!

Madambola32:
Can't buhari have contact with atiku son

But buhari is already on self isolation.

seunmsg:
That’s why I said those that had close contact with him. I even heard the boy went clubbing when he got back to Nigeria instead of self isolating.

Haaa..pls publish the name of the club so that the word would be out there.

seunmsg:
While wishing Atiku’s son a quick recovery, Atiku and every member of his household who have had a close contact with the son should be quarantined immediately.

You are right but Atiku is not here

sarrki:
Can we have a conversation around this ?


Lalasticlala

You seem fixated on Igbos to vent your frustrations with the system since you turned wailer. Shaa be careful. Many have gone.

NGpatriot:
Silly ipobs, they cried wailed and begged for speech like sad puppies, but after speech, they turned into CovikDOT-19.

Poor ipobs.

And I thought you were at Least smarter than buhari. Smh

voltron14:
And that's our problem?

His pronunciation?

No! His cluelessness is unbecoming.