₦airaland Forum

Seetto:
Some of you wey dey think say buhari is not healthy, I pray one day you set your eyes on him, buhari skin dey glitter like diamond, The day I saw him at arungungun fishing festival my boss wey dey claim
bigmanism admitted, he touch my shoulder and said my son money is good, see as buhari skin is shinning, you sure this man no be clone dey clone am truly, all of us burst into laughter...

Even frog skin dey shine nah

Seetto:
Baba oyoyo... children of perversion in severe pains right now...

See how he sat motionless

fulaniHERDSman:
See distance ...

Even the cameraman gave him a wide berth

SweetJoystick:
This man get 9 lives sha

Audio nine lives. He's an evening vegetable.

I have not been following a long time.

paradigmshift:
How can I get it ?

Ask those horticulture people who sell live plants at roadsides.

You can buy 500 naira worth and store in the fridge and be using small small

You can also get a pot and plant it or if you have empty space to plant it. That way you will always have it.

NLReposter:
This is it, Buhari was too afraid to declare the real result after testing for covid 19

He probably thought if he announced it, he will be kicked out of office or Nigeria will turn upside down

Who will kick him out?

I honestly don't want buhari to die in office because if that happens, army will take over.

fulaniHERDSman:
The Dead Presidents.
Who has seen the movie

I have the whole series.

Roheemah04:
Apply aloe vera gel to your skin twice daily

Thanks for this. After two weeks, he won't know his face again. I'm a huge fan of it.

helinues:
Self servicing?

Self serving.

Are you better than the erudite Dele Sobowale that tendered an apology to him?

helinues:
You better leave that nonentity.. She is full of anger and frustration..

We go add more for her... Her exposure is loading

Face your fight SIMP! Stop sulking while hiding behind other people! If I didn't quote livingsage or what's the useless moniker again, I wouldn't have known you have been flexing your tiny muscles here

You Helinues I will run you over so brutally you would wish your daddy got a head instead!

Bring it on!

But don't whine to the mods when you the heat gets real hot.

LivingSage:
So, I'm helineus , see ya life outside
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How can you be Helinues? Tufiakwa!

iClef:
Mr. Foolbuster, I know you're on suspension, but when you regain your freedom, come here to drop your savage abuse and get some likes and shares to feel good about yourself.

I'm one of those who always like your negative comments about me. I love liking negative comments about me because it makes the commenter feel good as if his/her opinion matters and it keeps them hooked to come back in subsequent post to drop more bomb and get more likes. It's additive.

Their joy is just the likes and shares they get. This is what Mark Zuckerberg is using to keep people addicted on his platform — social validation with the help of likes, love, and share.

MadeInChezen2, drop your bomb let's read, laugh, share, and like.

Since I don't have a job and never will, I have so much free time to goof around as usual.

Stylishly wailing so he starts to feel guilty and backs off? Whatever.

But can you take a little advice from an old timer, I think you are just a boy who has a very lot to learn in life. If truly your money grows on grass, you should invest and grow it to yield more money, rather than waste your time masturbating all over NL.
But then again, you are just a boy.

Buhari's handlers thought they could shake off the prying eyes of Nigerians by going through protocol to use a flight.

donbachi:
When rat entered aso rock.it took months for him to access him office...how come covid-19 wey dey very serious him dey office without face mask.

That tells you that it's all man to himself. His media team whom I assume to be all graduates don't even bother with carefully checking over their lies before dishing out. Lauretta is currently thinking about her own spin. That's how they make their money. Just continue talking.

Erediauwa:
Our darling Daddy is a workaholic, he work round the clock irrespective of the fact that his office was fumigated.

Unlike one Otouke drunk, Our darling Daddy is ready to fight Kovik 1-9.


The picture above is a clear evidence that our darling Daddy is drafting out a letter to Kovik 1-9.


From all of us here working with a rotten vulture meat barbecue miscreant, we wish our darling Daddy the strength to overcome.

You are a patriot

nameo:
Oh well then, who is in charge??

We need a leader at this time

Abba kyari is indisposed!

vhykeeytor:
I remembered early in 2000, when it was rumoured that Chief Olusegun Obasanjo died after consuming iyan with egusi soup. It took the then president Obasanjo 3hours to come out on live TV to say "I am alive." I just can't understand why Buhari can't tow the same line.

All of you asking for buhari are mischievous. This man has almost been ridden since he assumed office.

Forget the heavily filtered pictures and his propped up international appearances, buhari is battling with his life.

I don't even want to see his face or hear his shameful pronounciations of words.

dprpikin:
Oga, don't correct what you have no vocabulary of. 'Contain' is very much correct in that context.

I felt sorry when the fool when I read his post.

StreetFight:
It's like you inherited stupidity from your parents

While you inherited yours from your dad's best friend.

StreetFight:
You are showing early symptoms of depression and suicidal tendencies

Wtf! That's an apt description of your right now. I fear for you already.

pquaver:
Pls what of olisa metuh, dasuki ,alameysieah, and the rest in trouble? that means Jonathan losing power was also his own karma. I think Jonathan is becoming a god to u guys. better get sense early ooo

Jonathan over a fulani terrorist who values cows over human life any day and time.

pquaver:
If you can't stand the heat leave the kitchen. You people want respect for Jonathan but yet every day you insult buhari sorry the chicken has come home to roost

Which chicken? Buhari is currently the world's most clueless presidiot and you are here masturbating.

StreetFight:
Some friends and family of Goatluck Jonathan actually died while Goatluck was president. His Cousin died, his Uncle died, his Stepbrother died, imPatience Jonathan's foster mother too died like a chicken on the federal expressway which Goatluck Jonathan failed to fix. Did the listed people too paid for opposing Goatluck Jonathan the drunk ineffectual buffoon?

Don't commit suicide bro. Even the world knows buhari is lifeless. Forget the skewed system that threw him up.

Drobitol:
Stupid man, who does his voice help. he should remain mute or corona will visit him, he spent 6 years has president, he was among the looters, his own predicament is coming soon, na bubu & kyari today, jona, his wife, secondus, wike, udom, ayade, tambuwa, atiku, & co. yours is coming soon. least I forget, it shall never be well with obasanjo.

And Tinubu that stole your destiny.

StreetFight:
Fashola fought and curtailed Ebola, not Goatluck Jonathan.

Also, it is CURTAIL and not CONTAIN. Stop speaking like imPatience Jonathan the illiterate cantankerous sheppopo

Contain is very correct. Buhari and his supporters sef.

Vortex369:
He wants to sound like Obama.

Jonathan chill abeg.

Thank God he didn't try to sound like buhari.

NaMeAboki:
If so, then keep your opinion to yourself.

I committed no crime in sharing that opinion with you here.

NOETHNICITY:
The short man is setting examples

Like or hate him, elrufai knows what governance means

I think I have to agree with you.

Honestly, I'm the last person that wants to see or hear buhari's uninspiring almajiric voice.in this period of corona anger. Why are you guys looking for him?