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Abuja center is going on smoothly.

eduxerxes:
CATHOL Owerri, opposite Imsu.

thanks for the info

eduxerxes:
CATHOL Owerri, opposite Imsu.

thanks for the info

eduxerxes:
Sure-P GIS job fair in Owerri holds on wednesday 12th November 2014. This info is for all applicants under Owerri, Imo state.

Pls where is the venue?

i'm currently serving in kwara. for me i did not travel since i will be passing out in few weeks time, febuary to be precise. I dont want to take the risk of traveling down to east just to spend few days.

I'm in tourism...
We visit tourist sites...

Tourism club...
Bringing the world to kwara.

august 9

In kwara state we get our alaert frm 2nd week precisely frm 9th but this one u complaining this early hope our own no go b nxt month.

Patrick Obahiagbon the Igodomigodo of Benin Kingdom opened the stage for stand up comedy when he innocuously posted on his timeline on Facebook, thus- ''Morning folks....Long time I no hear from una....What's your take on the "madness" playing itself out in Taraba State?''
Evans Oseki interjected thus; ''Bro, I come here come read big big oyinbo, I sabi pidgin gidigba from before! Refresh, I beg lol.''
Kunle Akinsola takes a cue and posited thus, ''the drama is propitiously oblahomabian nature. It cest dejavu to the sustenance of Nigeria democracy.''
Ambrose Iyelen Meholo in his take, says it is totalicious psychatriae oblohani.Whatever that means!
Idris Muye throws it back at the Igodomigodo, ''Hon Patrick Obahiagbon over to you sir. Blow the grammer for Taraba people.''
Obiageli Oraka in her take, put it to the Bombastic
politician and Chief of Staff to the comrade Governor, thus; ''I have been waiting for your
comment Patric.. pls dont disappoint me.. just state it as you feel it.''
Sunny Engi after being prompted by Sister Obi, fired
a lose canon, GBOZAAA! Hear him! ''The nomocowsm display of the elitiastic madalaho of the pradarlasm of Nigeria is crazelated which needs some hospitalic attention with immediate alacrity. This is totally farmablistic and it's hahable and it got to stop!'' Egoh Ayamba nodding his head like an Agama lizard has this to say! ''The CRINCUM
CRANKUM of a political hulabaloo in the democratic voyage of Taraba state is full of pestilential and crass flagrant disregard for the rule
of law with a high flash point that is capable of catalysing a political inferno!!! Abeg I try, make una clap for me.'' Typical of an agama Lizard! Abeg make una clap for am with one hand ojare! At this juncture, my friend Soni Akoji stepped on to the dais and asseverated by affirming, reaffirming and declaring positively thus, that ''The political crinkum crankum or hagahigi playing out of Taraba state, has all the trappings of an ordoriferous gargantuan cum gaga that has all the potential to capsize the ship of state,
from a head on collision with an iceberg in the eschewable interstices if the oxbow lakes around the political Bermuda Triangle of the state of Taraba are not meandered in a way that will avoid an impending
slip off the precipe. And I am maniacally bewildered by this act of a cabalistic khakistomoboplutocrats who
in an attempt to copy from the Umoru Yar Adua template has bundled home a vegetative Suntai and made him the boot of our jokes and opprobrium! This political shenanigans and makossa dance must stop this minute! Moreso the Aviator Governor of Taraba state, Danbaba 'The Flying' Suntai is not even oriented in time, place and person!"
Hillary Otsu took the baton from Soni Akoji and declared seriously that ''it is an odoriferous saga cum gargantuan. The ship of Taraba is sailing towards a
pestilential aqua which, like the biblical teke teke mene uphasia, is visible for the blind to see, and for the deaf to hear. It leaves me with no words but to say that the coming days in Taraba are laden with a huge
political thalidomide.''
Jammy Numbere has this to say; ''Oga Patrick, we were actually awaiting your asserverations on the political melodrama cascading the Taraba Political atmosphere, nevertheless, since you have decided to allow your boys speak, I would only comment that it is nothing but a wide hollow inventive harangue, cordinated by a pocket-full of self centred politically motivated individuals who are more interested in filling their pockets and reserves for the
unborn generation rather than the well being of Taraba State.''
Yekini Babalola has this to say; ''Hon. I won't answer until u write d way u usually do. Pls repeat the question in ur high falutin crinkum crankum style,for our weekend delight, biko.''
Daniel Ayo Obiora Snr went financial and posted;
''About #7.8billion was spent on Gov.Suntai health condition as executive governor including cost of ambulances contigencies,chartered ambulances, domestic and political lies. The other monies spent by his aids not included. Suntaicracy is what I call it.'' Jammy Numbere not done yet posted again; ''The Political Madness playing out in Taraba State and the Federal government during the pre-Goodluck era is a case of tweedledum and tweedledee, and like the Biblical Mene Mene Tekel Urpharsin, it is visible for the eyes to see. I therefore urge the good people of Taraba to exercise caution in handling the saga.''
I close with the take of
Mallam Wakawa Ibrahim thus; '' ITS THE SPASMODIC TWITCHES OF A DYING REGIME. ONE THAT HAS DISCREDITED ITSELF FROM THE FACE OF THE WORLD.''
you can visit his facebook page for more grammatical jargonism.
Enjoy the rest of the day .

i lyk ur style.

Immaculate Heart of Mary pray for us

thanks op.

Lets meet and share our experiences.
Currently my PPA is at St James C.A.C Jnr sec school ilorin west.
The school did not give me accommodation and they are not paying me.

I need them too.
ugpaul@yahoo.com

Akson man: PLEASE O...I need help o. My MTN line has over N400 credit,yet when i try to call out it tells me that, "Your account balance is too low for the destination you are calling".
Am i the only one experiencing this?

i always exprience the same thing, just off ur phone and on it back whenever it happens

Hope is not my mother tongue you re refering as local.