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ebamma: Take Islam out and the world will be in peace

Take Christianity out & the world will be sane & noiseless

Please listen to this podcast, you will cry for our dear country Nigeria. Where is corruption leading us to?

http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/worldservice/docarchive/docarchive_20120628-0100a.mp3

Oh, Do we still Have a First Lady. Person dey chop 1million worth of food per day & u expect her to be healthy
ABEG Pls, Who remember the Month & Date of Stella Obasanjo's Death, Im writting a project on "Chronicle of DEATHs in ASO VILLA"
Will appreciate ur reply

HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN SHOT BY AN OFFICER LIKE THIS....What a sad story..REST IN PEACE BRO

Nice one, i hope they wont come out to tell us that its a mistake of identity oooh, I will only be happy if this arrest doesnt affect the Price of the essential Substance below

MacDaddy01: What are you talking about? Islam is a religion of peace

Retardinooo!!!
You want to use the opinion of a person to judge billions of Muslims worldwide?? Since Cliford orgi is a cannibal, is it fair to tag all christain as canibal??
Use ur brain bro

Evil Brain: I still remember the first time I set foot in an MFM church. It was way back in 1996 or '97, I was dragged to their headquarters in Akoka by my momsi who had heard about them from one of her born-again friends.

One woman gave a very funny testimony. She was in a bus traveling from Lagos to Ibadan when "the holy spirit" told her that the bus was going to have an accident. So she started praying: "Every spirit of motor accident, fall down and die!" From there, she started praying "machine-gun prayer": DIE! DIE!! DIE!!!. The other passengers soon started complaining that who is this person that is shouting "DIE, DIE" in a bus? They all ganged up on her and made her keep quiet.

The bus then had an accident and somersaulted several times. I'll never forget the woman's next words: "We had accident and notin happened to me. But all the people saying I should stop shouting Die, Die, they rushed them to mortuary. PRAAIISE THE LOOORD!!!"

The MFM crowd shouted hallelujah.

True story, I swear.

Walahi..This really cracked me up
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ogochukwunasa1: If they ask me to choose between islam and garri....... I will choose garri. Fucck Islam!

And you will die a Garrulious Fellow

Chanchit: Before, during ramadan period, I use to see muslims gather for lectures, I see banners with themes like "Jesus is not the son of God" " Who is Jesus Christ" I jst laugh and pass, I no knw how dt one take concern them, but me I knw my God is bigger than what we think, so He will fight for Him self. But I'dnt see banners like that in the last ramadan, maybe u guys are beginning to find better content.

My Friend!!! Have you heard of a Popular Christian Comic Movie being staged in different churches titled "ALFA SULE", Does this title have any correlation with the film??
Stop being one sided & get a life

Im sorry to say this. To be the Picture Makes him look like a well fed Chinese Monkey...No offence

Blood Sucking Ritualist at work again in IJEBU, May the soul of the Victim rest in PEACE

Mtchew..*Yawn* What is the Update on Both Kabiru Sokoto & Abu Dada that was arrested long ago...By the way, How Does this ARREST Reduce the Price of the Substance in the Picture below

NIGERIA...Where Ex Criminals are Saluted By Police & Law abiding Citizen are Molested..
Next pls

Mtchew...**Yawn, log off, Restart the Laptop, and Navigate to Food Section On Nairaland **

TRAIN YOUR KIDs TO BETTER THE SOCIETY

Hmmmm, IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO "LIKE" YOUR COMMENT ON NAIRALAND, INSULT ISLAM OR MUSLIMS...Mchewww, Yeye People..

Another Muslim Bashing Thread...Una no dey Tire?

BREAKING....
They were caught in Oyo state....

akereconfi: They produced anoda version of Passion of Christ.......that portray Jesus as GAY.. Atleast....xtains didnt attack anybody neither did they carry guns........
Why is it that all these MUSLIM fellas are so Volatile. Make una wait U S drones, dem go deal wf una as dem deal wf una ph**king muslim brothers in Iraq n Afghanistan

Because we dont play with our Prophet, Though, i dont support violent, Peaceful demostration should have been the tool for passing their messages..

teskyg: I quit been a Muslim after the Danish Cartoon riot in the North.I faced a lot of hostility from my Family.Today,I found the real peace in Jesus Christ.Pls,join me.

Guy, The Only thing you want on Nairaland is ATTENTION!!! Im happy you gained it, By the way, Can you prove yourself as being a former muslim, You cant spoon fed us with lies here in the name of recognation

There are 1001 Nigerians in Belgium. Where exactly are you in Belgium? Brussels, Leuven, Antwerp Ghent e.t.c.
If you are in Brussels look for the Home Office is actually a Nigeria restaurant not far from the 'Abbatoir market' on Clemenceau or you go to Canal to meet your fellow Nigerian hustlers.

May God bless your hustle.

He is not welcome. Nigeria has many BBA winners and can't be bothered to welcome a second rated & apologetic BBA finalist.

afam4eva: All these politicians should shut up and stop deceiving Nigerians. I guess if it was an Aboki that was in power via PDP, you won't see him saying he wants to waste his lifetime fighting PDP as if he doesn't have a job.

Sharaaap!!! What do ubknow
He was Nimber one Enemy of Yaradua, He was even banished from Nigeria then...
You Yanmirin people Mumu pass aboki sef...mtchwww

franchizy: . Plis can u told me wen do dis happens because I kant heard it in Pour o clok news

Chei, Grammar don suffer

Ganys: Brainless!!!, Do you know how much US spend on their national security??.If GEJ Budget 1trillion for security now, You will all come over here to spew undiluted trash about Him, For onces, Lets be reasonable and Fair to GEJ...Haba!!!

Chei, Im Expecting 40 LIKES for This My *Firsttime Positive View* about GEJ Govt from GEJ's Cyber Warriors

WebSurfer: Nigeria need to learn from a country like US, where they would never negotiate with terrorist, n have their security tighten up instead, God help us, if they succeed on this, They should expect another Worse Group underway.

Brainless!!!, Do you know how much US spend on their national security??.If GEJ Budget 1trillion for security now, You will all come over here to spew undiluted trash about Him, For onces, Lets be reasonable and Fair to GEJ...Haba!!!

ovo4u: That means the muslims hate christain and ready to bomb people anytime in the world, like Osama, like Boko Haram.

Let wipe this animals out of the world, you guys will see how beautiful and peaceful the world will be then.

Bros, With this Comment, I think You deserve a Room & Parlour Self contain at YABA left (Psycho Hospital) Dont tell me you are still at home, Are You??

berem: this is serious! oga fash you too much joor! when will nigerian women start driving trailers,tankers,tippers,brt buses and luxurious buses?

In addition, Piloting & Flying DANA Aircraft

Im waiting for DANGOTE Bashers to react to this

bella berry: Na wah oh, why is this lady really picking on Nigeria? If she thinks that Nigeria is thrash, why does she tend to spend much more time here than in her country.....oh, I forgot that they are broke and she has to make a living off Nigeria. Mstchewwww!

Hmm.. smh, See this yeye Girl ooh, No be Puff puff em papa dey sell for 80s for Naija here, Abi no prostitute em mama dey do here in Naija b4 we chase dem comot, Well, Its not Her Fault, Na our leader messed up this country. Na condition Make cray fish bend...Nigeria go Better