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Nairaland GeneralRe: Maclatunji Why Only Ban? Why Not Death Sentence? by Garrilord: 8:10pm On Oct 03, 2012
This mods wan just spoil this site.. I was banned by sexkid till december for calling a name... Can you imagine...
I have said it... I shall be immune to ban.. Buy that time seun eye go clear.... We go know who be who.. Rubbish
Science/TechnologyRe: The Future Of Brain-computer Interfaces Revealed by Garrilord: 10:25am On Oct 03, 2012
I'm not surprised... The human body is too powerful.. We might never know all its abilities till the end of times.. Technology needs human energy to thrive...
EventsRe: Nigerian Idol Auditions Starts On 13th October by Garrilord: 4:11pm On Oct 02, 2012
@Mr publisher,if you quote me again,i will put you on sale.. Trust me,you dont want my fellow g4 brothers to start pricing you.... Thanks
EventsRe: Nigerian Idol Auditions Starts On 13th October by Garrilord: 4:04pm On Oct 02, 2012
publisher: [size=13pt]If you people cant SING please just shut up.
Do you know how many Nigerian music artistes have transformed the lives of ordinary people?
Pls start mentioning names and what they've done.. Between developing the country in various sectors and sponsoring Nigerian idol,which will help the ordinary poor man? Oga,nobody is saying nigerian juju/idol should not be done,but what we are saying is that what we really need as a country is to tap the brains God has given us to succeed.. Lets face our problems,and Nigerian idol can come later.. These musicains still derive their income from the poor man/average man.. If we no buy their cd,dem go sell
publisher: Yes those ordinary people who work as Studio technicians,lights rentals, Camera men,Make-up artistes, Music video dancers,Choreographers, ticketing agents at concerts etc. This is how Nigeria can get transformed.
what are you saying...
publisher: You silly people should stop expecting government to knock on poor peoples homes and start dashing them money. Kudos to Idols and Etisalat.[/size]
Look at who is calling someone silly? Pls go and read the posts above yours and tell me where anyone mentioned anything about the government helping the poor.. You must be a mad man.. By the way,if you hear my voice,you go sell your throat,mouth and neck.....
Finally,did 2face,whiz kid,dbanj,wande coal,davido and others pass through Nigerian juju/idol....
Jokes EtcRe: Add A Month To Ur Lifespan by Garrilord: 3:43pm On Oct 02, 2012
dboardman: Would u like to add a month to ur lifespan? The method is simple. Here is a tip: HOLD UR BREATH FOR TEN SECONDS AND IN THE PROCESS, WIDEN UR MOUTH AND BLINK 5times.






Na so u stupid reach? U beta stop d nonsense
See this one!!! See as your joke dry my wet t-shirt... Omo your joke na dryer...
EventsRe: Nigerian Idol Auditions Starts On 13th October by Garrilord: 3:25pm On Oct 02, 2012
[quote author=acidosis™]always wasting money on auditions.. why not look out for best brains that can transform the country rather than recycling some junk procedures.. of which participants a.k.a idols would end up being idle like the regular, overpopulated vocalists ..who have nothing to offer aside barbaric swags..[/quote]Thank you my brother!!! Dont mind them.. We have enough brains out there who can transform the country in various sectors... I dont know what MTN,ETISALAT and other big companies are waiting for to re-wake the excellent brains all over naija.....
No be only Nigerian idol...na Nigerian juju..
HealthRe: Our Well Being: A Must Watch! by Garrilord: 3:10pm On Oct 02, 2012
tomakint: Our physical appearance is a reflection of our inner state of health. Being overweight is an indication of a highly toxic body due to poor digestion and blood circulation (as a result of clogged arteries) inside our body and inefficient defecation cycle. It is also a manifestation of an unhealthy lifestyle we adopt and characterized by a high cholesterol diet and a sedentary lifestyle we have. It is never too late to change our eating habits! The following tips can be useful if strictly adhered to;
• Eat wisely: Fresh foods, fish in place of red meats, lean meats, yoghurt in place of milks especially for adults above 50 years old, fruits, vegetables and water are the major components of good medicine for the body especially plants and greens. Don’t eat too much starchy foods and avoid too much of sweetened liquid. If possible, avoid alcohol completely and you are right on point!
• Get Basic Body Needs: Sleep well to achieve enough rest; because during sleep our body and brain repair themselves, this helps our memory and mood. Sleep is essential for body development and mental alertness. Also make sure you brush your teeth twice daily!
• Exercise Regularly: Daily or weekly physical active exercise of the body is good for blood circulation. Jogging, walking, biking, swimming, push-ups and taking part in active sports – are enough to get your heart beating faster and to cause you to sweat – all these combine help improve your endurance and help to prevent heart attack and stroke!
Be Hygienic: Always make your environment clean and yourself. Avoid injuring yourself and if by mistake it happens, quickly take necessary measures to treat it. Make sure your first-aid box is intact with the necessary tools!
• Motivate Yourself: Give room for private study of the word of God, make friends with good books that inspire you positively. Read autobiographies of great men and women, create time to engage your wife or husband and children in get together it helps a lot to know each other intimately and work on one another weaknesses!
Following these tips will do you a lot of good. All the best!
One word!! BRILLIANT
Music/RadioRe: Tiwa Savage Sings The National Anthem by Garrilord: 7:37pm On Oct 01, 2012
BrutusOj: Mtcheewww the most important tin....@ 52, we re among the country producing bom ; ;DD ;Db
How is that the most important thing?
Happy independence Nigeria......
PoliticsRe: Anti-Islam Film - Boko-Haram Issues Threat by Garrilord: 5:02pm On Oct 01, 2012
Islam is religion of violence and killings.. Anybody in his/her right senses will never say islam is a religion of peace.. I just hope boko haram doesn't attack innocent Nigerians again..
Boko haram anywhere you are,listen to me- we Nigerians dont know the man who owns the movie,we have never seen or heard of him before,he ain't even Nigerian nor of african origin... So you guys should just leave us alone. If you want to show your bravery,pls look for the man and settle your scores.. Leave Nigerians alone ooooh....
The funny thing is that the guy behind that video is muslim,his close friend is a notorious terrorist.. Trust me,this is their plan.. This is their evil agenda and it is working....
Islam is the worst mistake that ever happened to mankind.. Muhammed himself will be feeling guilty... Muslims pls ask yourself this questions " why will your creator ask you to kill your fellow human to increase your reward?" This clearly shows he doesn't value life... Can someone who doesn't value life,give life? You guys have been fooled big time....
FoodRe: Help With Eba Making O by Garrilord: 7:57pm On Sep 30, 2012
odohemma: Lol. Which one be 'pores of the garri'..? Abi na skin of human being.
Hahaha... No mind me jooor.. Na dose small small hole for the garri i dey refer to...
FoodRe: Help With Eba Making O by Garrilord: 7:56pm On Sep 30, 2012
tjskii: Hmmmm bros u be pro o,me likey cheesy, I see ure nt called garri lord for nothing tongue
Yes ooh.. For garri matters i be baba...
Christianity EtcRe: Time Is Too Short!!! by Garrilord: 4:21pm On Sep 30, 2012
I also have this strong feeling too.I just had dis dream today.. It goes like this
I met somebody who had great power and asked him about heaven,and he said " only one person will make heaven",and that the lord will send phythons and snakes to destroy the world...
I know it has another meaning but cant figure it out...
FamilyRe: Sad End Of A Youth Corps Member by Garrilord: 2:30pm On Sep 30, 2012
Lord have mercy.. Why are people so wicked? Why? May your gentle soul rest in peace....
After finishing her service and spending almost all her entire life in school,she was still killed by some wicked people who God must punish... This life is indeed vanity!! For those of you still alive,always remember that each second and minute of your life is precious..... Do what makes you happy and gives you joy coupled with that feeling of satisfaction.. Remember,every moment counts.... May God help us all.. Amen
FoodRe: Help With Eba Making O by Garrilord: 2:14pm On Sep 30, 2012
Just make sure you use boiling water,not hot... Pour the water inside the rubber or whatever it is you are using to make the eba.... Then pour the garri in the water,and let it come above the water just a little,then pour the water on the garri surface to cover the white garri that rose above the water level.. You can also add little water again,so that it can penetrate the pores of the garri to avoid that whitsh look.. Cover the garri and leave it for some minutes.... Then use your turning stick to do the remainin job.
Technology MarketRe: Dell Inspiron 14z Needed by Garrilord: 11:29am On Sep 30, 2012
Can it be sent to benin... How is the payment going to be made...
CelebritiesRe: Home Alone Star: Macaulay Culkin Not Looking So Great by Garrilord: 1:00am On Sep 30, 2012
Una dey shout.. If una see majek fashek ehn..una go know say "dry looks" pass "dry looks"...
Mods pls put that of majek fashek also on front page...
FoodRe: Has The Price Of Garri Increased? by Garrilord: 10:02pm On Sep 29, 2012
One rubber of garri which was selling for 250 is now selling for 300 naira...
But we are currently looking into the situation... I still remain GARRI~WARLORD...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Between Garri And Our Leaders... by Garrilord: 9:59pm On Sep 29, 2012
My fellow garri brothers... Garri warlord was banned for no reason again.. This is me speaking GARRI~WARLORD.. My new name is now Garri~lord....
Up garri.. Up garri

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