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Forum Games / Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by GatJokez(f): 2:42pm On Apr 01, 2015
muddie4u:
Killed

Design
Forum Games / Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by GatJokez(f): 2:41pm On Apr 01, 2015
suxxman:


Ma'am *Covers face*
Howdy

Hello sir, nice to see you again. "Smiles"

How have you been?
Forum Games / Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by GatJokez(f): 6:21am On Apr 01, 2015
Yields
Forum Games / Re: Eight-letter Word Game: Start A New Word With The Last Letter Of Previous Word by GatJokez(f): 6:18am On Apr 01, 2015
Longtime
Romance / Re: Gay And Depressed. by GatJokez(f): 12:42am On Mar 31, 2015
balakbalam:
Accept who you are and be happy. Don't let the society opinion of you and your sexuality define you. You are gay and that's it. Nothing can change that, except you want to keep living in deceit and in a depressed state of mind. That's my advise.
Be who you are those nonsense advice can't help you orelse you will just be deceiving yourself; I know within yourself you are happy but could get depressed sometime it's normal; use your brain, as gay you can still get your children if you know how to do it. Do not be fooled.[color=#990000][/color]

Well said!! OP - listen to this one well.

There is nothing wrong with you but lots wrong with those who judge you, mock you, make jokes of you, and tell you all the ridiculous comments. If you want to even look from biblical perspective, God loves all his children. Jesus would not condemn you either. We all are creations of God. So, hmmmmm, think about that one moment. Long story short, love yourself and enjoy your life.
Forum Games / Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by GatJokez(f): 1:56am On Mar 30, 2015
Ewuro4:
Sacque

Equine
Forum Games / Re: Ten Letter Words, Yes TEN; Start New Words With The Last Letter. by GatJokez(f): 4:25pm On Mar 29, 2015
Shampooing
Forum Games / Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by GatJokez(f): 4:22pm On Mar 29, 2015
blublahd:
rocket.

Trench
Forum Games / Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by GatJokez(f): 4:20pm On Mar 29, 2015
dre11:
Sports

*****gatjokez, seeing you after some ages******

Wowzers, just saw this now lol... shocked grin
Lemme find the last entry so I play again cheesy
Romance / Re: Gay And Depressed. by GatJokez(f): 3:57am On Mar 29, 2015
@OP: nothing is ever worth suicide.... Please talk to a professional counselor about your thoughts of suicide. You need to learn coping skills and find what you love about life.

You have a lot going for you and you seem smart and outgoing. Focus on the things that interest you and improve on them. There is so much more to life than what our society sets as norms for us. Don't let other people's beliefs effect you or destroy you. After all, they get to live their lives as they wish. So should you!

Love and accept yourself unconditionally. We are all God's children and deserve to love our selves equally. No matter what, don't put yourself at risk by going to prostitutes. They will not help you find the reality of what you seek. Their services will make you feel dirty and confuse you more.

Best thing to do for yourself is to do some soul searching and seek professional help from a psychologist/counselor who's trained on helping people cope with emotions and mental distress. Otherwise, find a cause and dedicate yourself to it. I think your want to have a daughter and become a father is beautiful. Maybe you could adopt or foster!?!?

Best of luck to you. Stay blessed.

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Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 6:50pm On Mar 28, 2015
luxanne:

Oh no, that's just disheartening! These kind of unscrupulous tactics are incredibly frustrating and eventually will push people to stand up against such. Don't give up hope in what you believe in. Even small changes are better than none.

Why hack INEC? I wonder if it's just troublesome hackers or people with a motive?

Hugs and prayers!!
Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 6:41pm On Mar 28, 2015
luxanne:



But its just a game really or are they being paid for it gringringrin

Haha, that's what I say too. It's not that footballers going to share the millions they keep earning, win or lose grin.

Awwwww.... are we lacking sympathy?!?! No way tongue grin cheesy
Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 2:52pm On Mar 28, 2015
dre11:



That's what we are doing.....

Those politicians can't fool us again
They are only trying to use the military and security might to suppress some people but we shall over come

I'm very glad for that......

Intimidation is a tactic of cowards. Being resilient and steadfast is best way to beat cowards at their game. Keep it up!!

How are the crowds looking so far?
Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 1:14pm On Mar 28, 2015
dre11:


No problem.....

Change will be for the best

True, change is evolution to newer and grander things grin.

More people are smarter and more knowledgeable nowadays. Need more people to stand up for what they believe in.
Politics / Re: The Card Reader Failure. One Solution Found. (pls Share) by GatJokez(f): 1:07pm On Mar 28, 2015
adrianstylez:
Card readers were apparently failing often at a polling booth near an Accenture staff's home. And the guy couldn't understand why...cos the readers were all new. So he approached the INEC woman. Inspected the reader. Only to find the protective film on the lense of the reader had not been removed. After a protracted argument he convinced the woman to remove it. The reader not only read the prior rejected cards, it was reading with even faster response time. Please share n let's reclaim Naija together. Mods do the needful

Good the guy convinced the INEC woman to take the protective film off the reader. That's just crazy!!
Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 1:04pm On Mar 28, 2015
dre11:


Very ready.......

Just out from accreditation

Will soon vote later........ We need change

Oh good ..... get voting!! smiley .... Hope changes will come only for the better.

I'll be watching for updates smiley smiley
Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 8:27pm On Mar 27, 2015
I know I haven't been here for some time. So, thought I'd share a funny I saw on FB as my returning gift. Cheers cheesy.....

I've been guilty of doing the same when trying to help with dealing with a bad match, lol. grin tongue

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Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 8:21pm On Mar 27, 2015
dre11:


Thanks and thanks

Welcome back or it you just peeping

Me? Peepin? No way.... here to stay grin

What's been up lately? Ready for tomorrow?
Travel / Re: My Experience At US Embassy In Lagos Today by GatJokez(f): 3:54am On Mar 27, 2015
MadCow1:


That is a lie..

Oyinbo dey suffer to get nigerian Visa o!

no not a lie... at least the US ones. undecided
Travel / Re: My Experience At US Embassy In Lagos Today by GatJokez(f): 3:47am On Mar 27, 2015
justi4jesu:



Not true, do you know how much foreigners pay to get Nigerian Visa to visit/work in Nigeria. I have seen so if you haven't seen, try not to conclude on what you are not sure about. Its your country so you would think it ain't didfficult, same way an American would think it isn't difficult to get a visit visa to visit his/her country.

Very true, I have been researching what it takes to apply for Nigerian visa as an American. They seem pretty strict with their visa requirements. For example, the applicant has to send a copy of flight itinerary to Nigerian embassy along with other requirements. How crazy is that? Why would I want to buy a plane ticket not knowing if I'll be approved or not. What if you're not sure about exact travel dates? So, yes, coming to visit your homeland is not easy either.

I think all countries that impose such strict visa and immigration laws are out of line. We are all human and should be able to travel and migrate how we want. I guess this would not benefit government pockets, huh.
Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 1:34am On Mar 27, 2015
dre11:

Oh no, you had a birthday and I missed it? Sorry!! embarassed

Belated happy birthday to you. Hope you celebrated well and will have a great year full of blessings and greatness. grin grin
Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 1:30am On Mar 27, 2015
luxanne:


Aww I hope u get something soonest.


Its really cray over here, the election brouhaha but atleast somehow, the atmosphere now is lil bit relaxed and less tensed unlike in january wen d election was scheduled to hold in february, one could feel the charge of politicians and supporters alike then. So yeah in a way, I'l say the postponement also gave way to one or two positive changes as it did negative ones and most importantly for politicians to keep porting to the other side of the divide as long as it suits their quest, lol.

Well, my utmost wish and prayer is for the all the elections to be conducted credibly and successful, for peace to be sustained afterwards with no ethnicity or individual harbouring any iota of hate for the other cuz in all, this country belongs to us all - Let's Stay Together And Keep Her United!


Hi sis, I'm sure with elections around the corner the atmosphere is more exciting than ever. How are you? I pray for the elections to go peacefully and properly without any foul play too. I also hope pray that whatever changes happen, they'll be for the best of the nation and her people. I'm with you - there should be no bias based on ethnicity or other preferences. Unification will make everyone stronger as a whole.

I really like your positive outlook and agree that delays lead to improvements.
Education / Re: Which Subject Turns The Class This Way(photo)? by GatJokez(f): 9:09pm On Mar 06, 2015
Toby30:



On point. Exactly ma submission wink

Ooohhhh, sorry I missed your submission undecided. I didn't read all the posts - busted embarassed grin

Glad I'm not the only one holding teachers responsible cheesy
Education / Re: Which Subject Turns The Class This Way(photo)? by GatJokez(f): 7:39pm On Mar 05, 2015
It's not the subject, it's the teacher who must be super boring with a monotone voice. cry undecided

Poor kids grin
Travel / Re: Aa by GatJokez(f): 3:23am On Feb 26, 2015
Beautiful pics!!! Reminds me of my visit to Venice some years ago. Looks like you had fun smiley. Hope you'll share pics of Austria, especially Salzburg. The Alps are so beautiful cool cheesy.
Politics / Re: 9 Year Old Girl Donates Her Lunch Money, Pocket Money To APC (read Her Letter) by GatJokez(f): 12:27am On Feb 26, 2015
[quote author=lalasticlala post=31089379][/quote]

Children are easily impressionable and easy to influence their thoughts. They are innocent and naive and don't know any better. It is very sweet of the girl, but I'm sure she can help those in need who will appreciate it more. This is propaganda 101. I don't have a political opinion, but really dislike children being manipulated and used angry undecided.

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Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 2:52pm On Feb 22, 2015
cirmuell:
He'll be back soon. wink

Alright, I pray it brings goodwill 4 yah. Happy sundae & take care.

No biggie - was just checking lol.

Thanks ..... hope this weekend has been good for you.

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Religion / Re: 5 Facts About Forgiveness by GatJokez(f): 2:50pm On Feb 22, 2015
FrancisTony:

I know. He understands my post.

We are friends actually. wink

Friends picking on each other - knee slapping fun grin grin

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Religion / Re: 5 Facts About Forgiveness by GatJokez(f): 2:11pm On Feb 22, 2015
FrancisTony:

Thanks,

But I don't need any quaranic quote here. Go to your section and create a thread.

undecided

What's wrong with comparing holy Scriptures from different religions? It is actually very interesting and educative when you find that different religions pretty much have similar teachings. We have one God!!

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Slept With Another Man...is It Right To Go On With Her? by GatJokez(f): 1:54pm On Feb 22, 2015
Sounds like she's a chronic liar, OP. Free yourself of more future pain and anguish. People who cheat, don't just stop. Especially after you already intercepted the first time and she continued on knowing how you felt. Oh and what's this about telling she was trying to get money off the alpha? angry ...... was that supposed to make you feel better? Don't be played for a fool angry.

As far as looking through each other's phones - if a person has nothing to hide, then the person won't care. She reacted like she did because she was hiding her affairs from you. I, for example, wouldn't care if my bf look through my phone because I have nothing to hide.
Obviously something made you feel suspicious and you followed your instinct.

There are plenty of girls who would appreciate a guy being sincerely in love. Time to start healing your heart.
Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 9:41pm On Feb 21, 2015
cirmuell:
When I saw your quote of JB I thought he's really back, didn't know it was his post from last year.

Been doing fine sis., nothing much. How is you? smiley

I was trying to get his attention to say hi cuz I been off for a while smiley.

That's good ...... I been alright, trying to see what the new year will bring.

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Politics / Re: Picture Of INEC Card Reader Reading A PVC by GatJokez(f): 3:12pm On Feb 21, 2015
Bashirfuntua:
GEJ. we will use technology to fight corruption
Jega: we will use card reader for election to avert rigging.
PDP: we dont need card reader, it's not in our constitution.
my question: is the said card reader not technology?
if yes. then what kind of technology is GEJ talking about!

LoL... alien technology?

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