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Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 2:22pm On Feb 21, 2015
ote aut hr=dre11 post=30932619]

I don't have a team per say @nba
I just love to watch a good game of basketball....

Just that I love to watch some star
Like Scott parker, king james, Derrick rose and so on

Apart from the team I support in premierships I also follow real Madrid closely

I need to watch both premierships and laliga matches this week
Haven't pick on a research topic to further mah program so am still stock with the second degree


Happy weekend [/quote]

Splendid weekend back at ya smiley

Hmm, that's cool with NBA and they have some great playerss. I enjoy watching bb live, in person. I watched a college game a year ago. It was pretty cool.

This should be an interesting weekend for both leagues. Hope to catch plenty of matches too.

Do you have any ideas of which programs interest you the most or at all? From how economic market is going, engineering continues to be highly rewarding as far as career opportunities go. I'm not one to talk as I haven't selected a program either. The programs that interest me do not offer great career opportunities lol.

Happy reading smiley
Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 2:05pm On Feb 21, 2015
cirmuell:
Ah! U got me there. That was 2month ago...gudmorn'g, been a while.

Guess I'm not the only one who sent MIA lol smiley

Good afternoon to you too.... yes too long. How've you been? What's been up?
Religion / Re: Jesus Was A Black Man by GatJokez(f): 4:05am On Feb 21, 2015
kobonaire:

100% on point .... You said it very eloquently!

Haha, thank you!!

The more I see how divided we are becoming as society the more I wish I was a big activist to try and unite the world. I'm no Mandela though undecided ..... lol

All the holy books in human history still haven't succeeded in making us realize that we are stronger as one collective rather than busted up into competing cells.

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Travel / Re: Why I Want To Visit Nigeria - A Foreigner's (Flimsy) Reasons. by GatJokez(f): 3:54am On Feb 21, 2015
lennymutai:
what i have learned from this thread is that
1.nigerians are pessimists.
2.nigerians are hard lot to convince.
3.most nigerians are not proud of their country.
4.most nigerians are not welcoming.
why am i saying this,if this post was from a nigerian and in a kenyan forum this guy would have welcomed by many aperson to kenya.It didnt take me long as a kenyan to realize this guy is a kenyan however many of you doubted authenticity of his citizenship.He is a kenyan who happens to know more about nigeria. however it is not unique to him most kenyans do know more about not only nigeria but also other african countries.Thi is owed to education system that encompassed history and geography in their system and such was not limited to kenya.Many many more people would like to visit nigeria as tourist my request is welcome them it will make a difference.It will change the way the world view nigeria.You have what it takes to be a tourist destination if you only appriciate it yourselfs first.

You made lots of good points. Too bad so many people are negative. I'm not Nigerian either and find the culture and people very interesting ...... even the negative doubters are entertaining grin. It would be a much better world if we all showed more positive interest.

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Travel / Re: Why I Want To Visit Nigeria - A Foreigner's (Flimsy) Reasons. by GatJokez(f): 3:48am On Feb 21, 2015
calebbintus:

So u had all this in your head? Or u googled. You Fraud.

There are smart people out there, you know angry. Especially when they are interested or passionate about knowing more on a topic.

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Health / Re: Doctors Putting Hands On Private Parts During Antenatal by GatJokez(f): 3:04am On Feb 21, 2015
kaeycea:
And u think physiological changes that accompany pregnacy will leave ur private part attractive to d Dr...
It's even out of call to duty and selfless service to humanity will a Dr attempt to touch such a pregnancy-induced physiological distortion of ur private part at such a time

Umm... wow.... that's one of the grossest descriptions of a preggo vag I heard in a long time shocked grin

@OP: an OB/GYN checks a woman during pregnancy (and in general) to ensure that she is not having complications and that mom and baby are healthy. Some procedures are invasive when necessary. How do you think a woman feels during such examinations? Definitely no pleasure comes from this. More like discomfort, awkwardness, shame, nervousness over results, painful, etc. During birth, it will be even more invasive! My advice, love and support your lady. She will really appreciate your encouragement and care. Good luck.

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Religion / Re: Jesus Was A Black Man by GatJokez(f): 2:13am On Feb 21, 2015
kobonaire:

I will not deny that Nigerians are academically well qualified compared to many other nationalities and races. Let us be factual, what has this "high value of education" done for us in our governance? Why do we have the most corrupt government system, public/private system and why are we accepting of it as a people? The only think holding a black man back is the black man himself. Let me not even get started on tribalism. If we somehow are able to mitigate corruption and tribalism then Nigeria surely has the ability to be a first world country. That was the essence of my original post that you quoted.

Unification equals strength because the more division happens the weaker all the particles become. The craziness happening with all the fighting is sad to say the least. Mankind are supposed to be intelligent beings but so far we are not applying our intelligence correctly. Humans seem to still be stuck in animal-like territorialism undecided.

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Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 2:01am On Feb 21, 2015
Jbluv55:
Feels good to be back o grin.

Hi JB ...... long time no see.... how's everything been going for you?

I'm glad to be back too grin cheesy
Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 1:54am On Feb 21, 2015
dre11:


The all-star weekend had just needed


Good morning and how is work?
Hope you still follow your English premierships club

OIC.... I caught a glimpse of an NBA game last night. It was Dallas playing, uh ehm, another team, I forgot which embarassed. Who's your fav in the NBA?

Thx... I'll keep following English Premierships and FA and champions and all others smiley.... Go Real Madrid and Go Munich grin grin.

Not working at the moment cry .... well, I guess looking for jobs counts as work undecided.

How's skewl? What courses are you attending currently?

Cheerio cool
Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 1:24am On Feb 20, 2015
dre11:


The new thing is that of me wishing you a happy new year
And where you able to watch the NBA all star gamegrin

Aww, thank you. I wish you a happy new year too.

You mean, dribble dribble shoot? grin No, I haven't! LOL... Been watching football matches when I can. Sports channels don't show what I prefer to watch most of the time angry. Who were you rooting for at NBA allstars?
Family / Re: "My Wife Wears Sexy Dresses..but Wouldn't Let Me Touch Her" A Husband by GatJokez(f): 4:47am On Feb 19, 2015
Evina:


But it shouldn't become a habit. She ought to give in after all the teasing.

Maybe he's not using the correct 'teasing' moves lol. If you keep repeating the same things, it gets boring. Change things up and do things different. Women like for men to be sensual not just s€xu@l. Also, ask her how she's doing and what's wrong and be prepared to really listen.
Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 4:40am On Feb 19, 2015
dre11:




These two left without saying goodbye for a long time

Hello Mr. Dre11, how have you been? What's new with you? My apologies for going MIA but am back to stay grin.
Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 4:37am On Feb 19, 2015
luxanne:


Aww. I can imagine. Ur new job's been demanding eh?

Election sis, its election period over here, every other thing has been on stand still.

Nooo... my job came to an end and have not been able to find a new one. Had nice interviews with one company, but they changed their mind. That kinda sad stuff undecided

Yea, I have been reading news updates on the election situations. I didn't think postponing elections was possible and was surprised to read about it shocked. I can imagine that everything is put on hold and how much anxiety people are feeling. I hope and pray things stay peaceful and will turn for the better. Politics are such a mess everywhere because politicians have their own agendas and seek for power.

How are you feeling about how these events are turning out? What do you hope for?
Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 2:36pm On Feb 18, 2015
prof800:

GatJokez long time no see.
You've been dealing with lots of crazy things?
undecided Okay.

Yea, it's been a very long time prof .... nice to see you smiley

What do they say? When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. LOL. I shoulda started making lemonade long time ago instead of being too down in the dumps to gist and have fun with friends. grin grin
Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 5:48am On Feb 18, 2015
luxanne:


GatJokez cheesy

Good to see u sis. Been aii n everything as well.

You just went MIA like that, not good.

Missed our chats on here sad. Sorry, been dealing with lots of crazy things. I will try to be better at not going MIA embarassed

What have you been up to?
Religion / Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by GatJokez(f): 1:30am On Feb 17, 2015
Where in the bible does it talk about love making positions or styles . Only ancient (holy-ish) book I know of that gives instructions on s, e, x is the Kama Sutra grin tongue.
Forum Games / Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by GatJokez(f): 1:20am On Feb 17, 2015
luxanne:
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Long time no see ...... hope everything has been well and you had a nice Valentine's Day.

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Health / Re: RIP DJDOLA- We Will Miss You by GatJokez(f): 2:45am On Feb 15, 2015
Rest in peace DJ...... condolences to family and friends. Remember him for the might he fought with and the love you all shared. Blessings to you all!!!
Family / Re: Their Children Saw Them Having Sex- Should They Be Bothered? by GatJokez(f): 2:49am On Feb 11, 2015
ITbomb:
Children seeing their parents in missionary style is excusable (dad on top of mum nothing else) but seeing mum eating dad's thing is disturbing
How do you explain that?

Bwahahaha.... your comment making me laugh. Sick!! grin
Literature / Re: Suicide On Birthday by GatJokez(f): 2:39am On Feb 11, 2015
Thank you for sharing this story. Not too long ago I was talking with an old lady and she said something that has been on my mind a lot. She said, "Remember, when one door closes, another one will open. When you can't find any doors to open, build one and open it." Very wise words indeed. Even when we think we lost everything and all hope is gone, it just means that we are free to try something new.

Even though I am not down in the dumps about the changes in my life, I appreciated her words of wisdom. I've learned that self doubt held me back from trying to find opportunities I later missed.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year 2015! by GatJokez(f): 1:49am On Jan 01, 2015
Happy New Year to everyone. May 2015 be prosperous, bring good health, and make your days full of happiness. Stay blessed! cheesy
Forum Games / Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by GatJokez(f): 5:36pm On Dec 25, 2014
Merry and Blessed Christmas my dearest friends. Wish you all the best and for better times to come. Hugs cheesy grin
How would like to ride around like a big Christmas-light bomb? grin shocked grin shocked

Romance / Re: Photo: Ladies And Guys How Many Of you Can Do This by GatJokez(f): 4:49am On Dec 20, 2014
If you trust your guy not to climb on top of you once you're asleep, why must he sleep on the floor? SMH
Family / Re: A Grandma's Love *pic* by GatJokez(f): 3:02am On Dec 19, 2014
bebe2:


Hmmmm??

Its the season of happiness, the pic puts a smile on ur face and I just thot it would be nice to share.

I personally dont see anything wrong with it.

But if other member feel its inappropriate I can take it down.

Thank you for sharing something so beautiful and heartwarming. Nothing wrong at all with showing a lovely picture like this. You're right, it's the season for happiness and praise and this is the best way to add to it. I keep admiring the picture and it puts a smile on my face even though I don't know you.

Stay blessed and enjoy the happy festivities with your loved ones.

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Health / Re: RIP DJDOLA- We Will Miss You by GatJokez(f): 1:31pm On Dec 14, 2014
Gboliwe:


Gat jokez, lol. What a username.
Paypal has been allowing to transfer since the days of Abraham and Lot.
Just PM ehelpersnetwork@gmail.com. Thank you so much

I apologize for my long disappearance. Glad you like my name smiley. Happy blessed Sunday to you.
Forum Games / Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by GatJokez(f): 1:27pm On Dec 14, 2014
Remind
Health / Re: RIP DJDOLA- We Will Miss You by GatJokez(f): 6:26pm On Nov 15, 2014
delightful1:


Please come and shake body small, in whatever way you can.

Hi dear sis.. Thanks for sharing this with me and helping get assistance for someone in need. I need to find out best way to contribute from the USA. I help once I know best way to do send donation. Anyone know if PayPal will actually allow to transfer?

Stay blessed!!
Forum Games / Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by GatJokez(f): 5:13am On Nov 03, 2014
alorax2:


thank u ojare, we go c many more december, kai see mazi as e dey dance, odiegwu oo

Oh thank you dear.... wish you many sweet blessings
smiley.... God knows we all need His blessings in all we do
Forum Games / Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by GatJokez(f): 2:29am On Oct 30, 2014
Jbluv55:

Buhehehehe cheesycheesygrin. E fit be mistake na winkgrin.

BTW, e don tey wen I nor see Gatjokez o shockedshockedshocked. I guess She's busy as usual cool.

Hmmmmmmm, how'd you guess? I been tired busy undecided .... I take a peek at front page here and there. I guess I can drop a few lines and say hi smiley

How've you been? I was just wondering how my NL friends are and then discovered I was mentioned. Psych powers grin cool
Forum Games / Re: Eight-letter Word Game: Start A New Word With The Last Letter Of Previous Word by GatJokez(f): 10:47pm On Oct 20, 2014
Mourning
Forum Games / Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by GatJokez(f): 10:17pm On Oct 20, 2014
Deploy
Forum Games / Re: Eight-letter Word Game: Start A New Word With The Last Letter Of Previous Word by GatJokez(f): 10:13pm On Oct 08, 2014
Yielding

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