Phones › Re: China Is Planning On Launching It's Own Version Of Wikipedia By 2018 by gbegemaster(m): 4:33pm On May 10, 2017 |
If no be Panadol.....? |
Romance › Re: My Wife Is 24yrs Older Than Me, So What? - France President-elect Blast Critics by gbegemaster(m): 4:27pm On May 10, 2017 |
It's amazing how people start to talk when you become popular. The things they say. |
Politics › Re: Biafran Leader Nnamdi Kanu: The Man Behind Nigeria's Separatists - BBC by gbegemaster(m): 8:15am On May 06, 2017 |
Mynd42: Nnamdi Kanu, the tormentor of the zoo. The nightmare of unity beggars both living and dead.
The only man who speaks and a sitting president turns into a vegetable.
Go and tell Buhari, I said he's mad - Kanu (2015)f
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Romance › Re: Do You Have A Best Friend Of Opposite Sex? by gbegemaster(m): 8:01am On May 06, 2017 |
OP, in our village, we don't use to leave corn with chicken.
Thank you. |
Politics › Re: The Demystification And Decanonization Of Nnamdi Kanu by gbegemaster(m): 7:49am On May 06, 2017 |
Mschew. Boring post.
You cannot be far off and know Nnamdi Kanu's intentions via cyberspace. You are not and will not be there when they discuss their issues. |
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Abraham: "I Don’t Want A Man Who Will Constantly Beg Me For Money” by gbegemaster(m): 7:38am On May 06, 2017 |
See yarn. What happened to "our" property?
Who are you saving the money for sef? Your parents? |
Health › Re: Hungry Man Eating Lizard Alive by gbegemaster(m): 7:00pm On May 05, 2017 |
Lord of light! Am sure it's just boredom. Everywhere is just boring.
Nnamdi Kanu is free. Buhari is under house arrest. I've not heard from Olosho, sorry Otobo since. |
Health › Re: Next Ebola Outbreak ‘inevitable’ – Who by gbegemaster(m): 6:58pm On May 05, 2017 |
Nigeria doesn't need this now abeg. |
Romance › Re: Kiss Or Die!! by gbegemaster(m): 7:11pm On May 04, 2017 |
All of una when say una go kiss please remember to use protection. Thank you |
Celebrities › Re: Would You Leave Gf For This by gbegemaster(m): 7:07pm On May 04, 2017 |
No.
E be like you nor know women oh. You'll just jump from frying pan to fire. |
Business › Re: Emefiele: President Buhari Happy With Forex Market Stability by gbegemaster(m): 7:04pm On May 04, 2017 |
So you went to disturb somebody that is struggling to digest food? |
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Is Working Now by gbegemaster(m): 2:54am On May 04, 2017 |
Whatsapp does not control the world please. |
Culture › Re: My Country, Oh My Country!! by gbegemaster(m): 6:53pm On May 03, 2017 |
Nigeria? Hmmmmm |
Politics › Re: BMC, Someborri, Please Explain Pics For Me by gbegemaster(m): 7:54pm On May 02, 2017 |
GameGod: [s][/s]See grammer  Bad " Grammer" is better than the stupid lies being fed to us. |
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Buhari Returns To Work; Receives Briefing From Attornery-general, NNPC by gbegemaster(m): 7:49pm On May 02, 2017 |
President that only appears when there are speculations over his absence.
Is that one a president? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Six Never Revealed Facts About Jesus Till Now!!! by gbegemaster(m): 7:27pm On May 02, 2017 |
Phlone: Six Amazing Facts About Jesus Christ!!!
3. According to scientists, Jesus was the only man who could touch the Sun because his body was completely surrounded by mercury - Awake Magazine by Jehovah's Witness (Dec 2017 Edition) I thought you said facts? |
Education › Re: What Advice Will You Give Your 25 Years Old Self? by gbegemaster(m): 7:20pm On May 02, 2017 |
DO NOT reject Bukola's invitation to come over to her house. You will regret it it later.  Store your money in dollars. Do not invest in Stock market. Get out of Nigeria. Get out of Nigeria now please. |
Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Okoro: 'Men Don’t Have Balls To Ask Me Out’ by gbegemaster(m): 7:10pm On May 02, 2017 |
La slay Queen |
Romance › Re: Ladies Be Simple...you Must Not Be Slay Queens. by gbegemaster(m): 7:06pm On May 02, 2017 |
Your advertisement has been taken into consideration.
You are quite beautiful.
**runs out of thread before Nairaland girlfriend shows up** |
Food › Re: Guys Check Out This Cucumber... by gbegemaster(m): 7:03pm On May 02, 2017 |
God of light! OP you need Jesus. |
Phones › Re: Are You Addicted To Your Electronic Gadgets? 5 Tips To Get Your Life Back! by gbegemaster(m): 6:50pm On May 02, 2017*. Modified: 9:12am On May 14, 2017 |
But wait first, are you aware that the addiction is actually an escape from this hell hole of a Nigerian life?
Do you know how many people would have done something terrible if not for Nairaland and other platforms that provided an opportunity to vent anger and find funny things to laugh about?
Please don't suggest such drastic measures. I will be gisting with family members and pinging at the same time. I will show them anything funny that I find online. We will all be happy together. Thank you. |
Politics › Re: A Ghanian Reply To A Nigerian by gbegemaster(m): 6:44pm On May 02, 2017 |
See yourself? |
Politics › Re: See How This Ghanaian Man Finished Nigerians On Twitter by gbegemaster(m): 6:36pm On May 02, 2017 |
Jesu!
We mre re? (See yourself?)
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Politics › Re: Fayose Wore Shorts To May Day Celebration In Ekiti (Photos) by gbegemaster(m): 5:30pm On May 01, 2017 |
Fada!  |
Politics › Re: Isn't The President Supposed To Adress Nigerian Workers Today?? by gbegemaster(m): 11:43am On May 01, 2017 |
From home? |
Celebrities › Re: White Garment Prophet Arrives Lagos Home To Pray For Faulty Generator.. by gbegemaster(m): 11:30am On May 01, 2017*. Modified: 5:13pm On May 01, 2017 |
Maybe a coven had started in the generator house causing the generator to become faulty.  |
Health › Re: Opinions On Female Genital Mutilation? by gbegemaster(m): 11:27am On May 01, 2017 |
Some say it helps to curb excessive appetite for sex. That it helps to prevent her from sleeping around.
I say it is nowhere to be found in the bible and has actually made some women hate sex. |
Politics › Re: How Abba Kyari Exploits President Buhari's Poor Health by gbegemaster(m): 9:13pm On Apr 30, 2017 |
Parasitic exploitation of the president  |
Politics › Re: IPOB Gives Fayose Honorary Biafra Governor by gbegemaster(m): 7:14pm On Apr 30, 2017*. Modified: 9:09pm On Apr 30, 2017 |
Nnamdi Kanu singing Phyno's Connect....
"Them say I no go go far. Hasi na mdi local Hasi m, emena, emena now the boy global, ewenlo, nwa no kaun. Esim gi how far (how far) Emena nkuja, I will be your supernova Ah-ah-ah-ehhhhhh (oh-no-oh-no) Ah-ah-ah-ehhhhhh (o-o-oh-no-oh-no) Ah-ah-ah-ehhhhhh (my guys pa-pa-pa-pa-pa) Ah-ah-ah-ehhhhhh."
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Politics › Re: Recruitment Scandal In SSS: Anonymous Source From The Presidency Reacts by gbegemaster(m): 9:57pm On Apr 28, 2017 |
NwamaziNwaAro: Never in the history of this country has the Northern oligarchy been more pronounced as it is in this administration.
Tribalism, nepotism and ethnic sentiments run wild. Qualified graduates can't get jobs in Federal parastatals anymore because they can't say "Sanu", "Inagejiya" or "rankadede"
BTW,
I dedicate my FTC to the mod who banned me for over one month; During my ban, I enrolled and wrote IELTS and scored 8/9, I got my wife pregnant, I was granted a 2-year B1/B2 visa to the USA, And finally The Director has been granted BAIL
God bless Nairaland God bless Seun God bless the mods who ban us and make us more worthwhile to ourselves
God bless everyone facing a ban on NL now May you achieve more than I have achieved during my ban. You sha don chop ban for this forum. Thank God you were not banned from life. |
Politics › Re: N12m Monthly Salary Saga: Emir Sanusi's Payslip Leaked, See What He Earns by gbegemaster(m): 9:32pm On Apr 28, 2017 |
malware: Which of the Kanus? The one that cannot meet 10 people at a time? Hahaha! How many people can Buhari currently see? Lmao. Sorry I promised to be gentle. FFK, Soyinka, and others have done enough. I don laugh tire today. |