₦airaland Forum

DesChyko:
Yes o..

She's not even hear yet o

Lol.

Loool

That's not really phenomenal. AC's have been converting air to water since 19xx.

Source

Protagonist:
I have tried severally to end the relationship, but she won't stop coming. Before you know it, we are on again. Last night's trouble left me with terrible injuries that I couldn't go to work today.
She has left, but I'm sure she will be here tomorrow, when she feels things have settled. And beg

OP make dem nor kill you for nothing oh. If you die she will move on. Abi na veejay dey hold you hostage so? Abi she be Master of acrobatics? Abi na food? Abi na money? Wetin wan make you wan die inside this matter so?

Please force yourself and declare a break biko.

Protagonist:
Thanks gbegemaster, the stupid thing is that I love her and can't stay away. And she knows that.

Bros girls full town na. Girls that won't see your malleability as a weakness.

Loooooooool. Why would I want to? She looks like a dirigible

buygala:
"*When I say Nigerian vehicle, I don’t necessarily mean the whole thing*, but a vehicle designed specifically for the Nigerian populace. A vehicle in tune with the history, culture, environment and economic structure of the people "


Please can somebody help me explain this in simple terms....because I can't even see the sense in the above quote

"A vehicle in tune with the history, culture"........what the fvck is that supposed to mean?

That's what dey use to bamboozle us na. Maybe he wants to bring back the beetles. Pun intended.

buygala:
So please how do we design cars based on our history and culture?


Are we talking about electric horses and camels, or camels and horses upgraded with V12 engines or what please?

Lol

What? You a mean a woman, born of another woman slaps you upandan like a b*tch and you are still calling her your girlfriend? That girl knows that the guys that will put up with her nonsense are scarce, so she's holding you hostage.

There are several ways to deal with an abusive woman without lifting a finger. One way is to stop complying. You must stand your ground. Tell her you are taking a break. Lock up your house and stay with a friend for a week. After that, change your routine. Watch her reaction once she's finding it hard to predict you.

If you must give her the sack then get some of your hefty friends to help you restrain her. Then ignore all future rantings and move on with your life.

Olanrefront3355:
Say baba

Bubu. Sorry, Baba.

NubiLove:
hmmm... Asides from the dollar that came down, I haven't noticed any improvements.

And that was done by Osibaba not Buhari.

OP you wan dey look free Boobs abi? You want men to go around with erection abi?

I can imagine guys hitting gates and power poles with their penus due to uncontrolled erection.

Harkindeylee:
And i'm nt seeing Nigeria on the list... Iono believe this list ooo torh

Make I check online.

Nigeria name nor dey there.

SalamRushdie:
See how this guy has put himself in trouble because of social media play ..

Anyway that's how APC government will be spinning propaganda upandan about Boko Haram.

Haniel18:
She stills loves u but using friendship to cover up. Go for d wedding jor,free Jollof but don't do anytin nasty

Please don't give him hope oh. The love is gone. She probably wants to pepper him.

Splashme:
See now, Buhari and Magu have turned EFCC to a laughing stock

Totally.

Nigeria has some of the most brilliant people, even in the western world technologically, so why not using CCTV apparatus to trace the people who dropped such things?

That's because we opted for blockheaded people to lead us. Previous governments were only corrupt but this one is corrupt and very dull.

Government of the belly, by the belly, and for the belly.

“I argued that there are people in Nigeria that we just cannot afford to rubbish over anything,” Mr. Adoke said while responding to questions about why the anti-graft EFCC is trying him for his alleged role in the $1.3 billion Malabu scandal.

It's unfortunate that this APC government that lacks direction has found a scape goat in GEJ.

“I argued that there are people in Nigeria that we just cannot afford to rubbish over anything,” Mr. Adoke said while responding to questions about why the anti-graft EFCC is trying him for his alleged role in the $1.3 billion Malabu scandal.

It's unfortunate that this APC government that lacks direction has found a scape goat in GEJ.

Hmmm

Na twitter them dey get power

igbozionism:
sorry I wasn't aware that the 15bn was discovered during gejs tenure. change of money wey remain from amaechi sell of 312m dollars gas turbine wey im use finance buhari campaign.

Hahaha. You are truly something else. Please allow those BMC see something eat today.

When will Nigeria become like this? How many generations will pass before democracy will have its way?

ZarZar:
LOL! Even so, he still doesn't have enough oomph for me.

The last time I heard oomph! I was staring at the cover of djinee's album.

This is the reason I want a different party in government come 2019. Neither PDP or APC should return to power.

I wish we could get a party that would also open APC y*nsh the way they opened PDP own and covered their own.

Let all y*nsh be opened for posterity sake.

That's bad. RIP

ZarZar:
Nope, he is not doing it for me. He looks small.

He could be packing extra.

Sometimes Fayose's claims sounds like something out of a novel based on conspiracy theories.

However, this APC government has proven to be experts in misdirection and misinformation. Full of stunts more than the great Jackie Chan himself.

Good point OP

Soon all the APC and Buhari worshippers will come for your head. They believe all who complain about this APC government is either an IPOB yoot or PDP member.