I don't know who this Joe Abah is as i have lost touch with every type and kind of politics or politician in Nigeria since i left the country to come to the UK 10 years ago, all i can say is that ''HE IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT'', whoever can afford to come out of the country to live anywhere abroad should fucking do it.

I am the first born out of 11 kids in my family, when i lived in Lagos, Nigeria, every job that i ever got was through my younger sister who was very well connected, i remember carrying my cv about on my own walking the streets of Ikoyi and victoria island handing out my cv to offices, shops, i went to GLO, MTN and ECONET back then to look for jobs, smartly dressed up, i even applied for security jobs all to no avail, all i got was we will get back to you, i only get a job when my younger sister intervenes and tells a client or a friend of hers that her older brother needs a job, i also lived with my sister as well in the same house she rents and pays for, i couldn't pay the rent as i was only earning i think 30 or 40k a month back in 2006 to 2009, so just to contribute and make my sister happy, all i could buy was a little bit of foodstuff into the house and petrol for the generator when i get paid, the rest went on getting transport to and from work, for okada and danfo, i wasn't happy at all especially with the fact that my own small sister was taking care of me, paying the rent, literally doing everything for her older brother rather than vice versa, i was even just lucky to even have a girlfriend back then, lol

To cut the long story short, my sister knew i had always wanted to leave Nigeria and go abroad, she knew i wasn't happy with the situation and how i felt about her taking care of me, her big brother, i tried America 2 times, got rejected twice, tried UK 3 times, got rejected twice but the 3rd time, i got my visa ONLY by the GRACE OF GOD, PRAYER and DRY FASTING, also bearing in mind, my younger sister literally gave me all the money i needed, she emptied her bank account just for me to come abroad.

Saddest and loneliest day of my life on that plane, i can remember vividly sobbing silently on Arik airline coming to London in 2010, i arrived Heathrow with only £70 in my pocket, as i didn't know how to get to the shared house my younger sister had paid 3months rent for by train, i decided to take a cab instead, that cost me £40 to get from Heathrow to East London, left only with £30, i got to the house, i was sharing a room with my now very good friend adebayo, Adebayo had only just arrived a week or two before me, i was literally starving and Adebayo went and cooked me some indomie from his own food shopping, i will never forget, we both talk about how we first came in and what we went through and laugh now

£30 finished the next day as i had to topup a card called an oystercard for a week which allows me to get on buses and trains which you need if you want to get anywhere around in London, let's just say God took control, i got a job as a waiter, my first job ever in London, i have cleaned the whole of Wembley stadium as a cleaner, God has been in control ever since till now, i'm not rich, i'm not wealthy, i still rent and live in a double room here in London that i can afford to pay its rent every month, i don't have a car, i'm not going to come on here and brag about being a Millionaire when i'm not or brag about having all the money in the world when i do not but i'm comfortable, i've got a decent job now, i send money back home to my family and my sister especially now, if you are willing to work, you won't struggle to get a job in London, you don't have to be a rich man's son or from a rich family to be able to get a job, your qualification gets you a job and if you don't know about a job or even have the qualification, they train you for the job, you can be a trainee or an apprentice if you are still a teenager

There is light 24/7, fast wifi broadband internet, food, life is calm and peaceful, rest of mind, everything works, just have it in your mind that you are going to work like a donkey/jackass, i have lost so much weight since i left Nigeria as a lot of the time, i am working, i was never good at eating anyways so i always forget to eat but i'm working on my diet now, lol

All i'm saying is, if you can get out of Nigeria and go anywhere abroad or Europe, get the Bleep out! Life is much easier out here BUT be ready to work!

Let me leave you with this, i've got sickle cell and due to the Coronavirus pandemic, i'm vulnerable, so the UK Government have asked all companies in the UK to let their vulnerable staff work safely from home and if you can't work from home, still stay home and you still get paid as a Government scheme called the Furlough scheme is in place till further notice...... Is the Nigerian Government doing any such thing? Food that was meant to be given out and distributed in Nigeria, Pallatives, was that what it was called? they locked it up in warehouses all for themselves? Greedy bastards!

We need a Revolution and a change in Nigeria, it's a shame
It's 2021 now people

What we need in Nigeria are Educated young men and women who have spent most of their lives living abroad, seen how things work in diaspora, they are hungry for a change if given the opportunity, they will change Nigeria, we need to get rid of this old bastards who keep being recycled and coming back to embezzle more money and do NOTHING whatsoever for the country

im an arsenal fan and will continue to be forever, but i purposely decided not to watch the match on sunday against chelsea because i knew it would come to this and i really didn't wanna have my day spoiled. there will be another day and another time though when man u and chelsea fc will feel our wrath. enuf said

im an arsenal fan and will continue to be forever, but i purposely decided not to watch the match on sunday against chelsea because i knew it would come to this and i really didn't wanna have my day spoiled. there will be another day and another time though when man u and chelsea fc will feel our wrath. enuf said

Hey People,

The Bible says we should be our brother's keeper, that's why i am here to safeguard you, i don't want anyone losing his/her hard earned money to Bastard Fraudsters that do not have the fear of God in their mind at all.

I joined/registered for Who wants to be a Millionaire online website to play the games online but i joined with my Hotmail, i couldn't use my yahoo email because i had so much junk in it and who knows, i might win some money someday, they might notify me thru email, that's why i didn't use my yahoo.

Anyway, i checked my yahoo email yesterday only to see who wants to be a millionaire's email to me, the first thing that came to my mind was that i gave them my hotmail for registration not yahoo so why are they sending messages to my yahoo well, i checked it out, the subject was "my email account has been nominated to participate in Who wants to be a Millionaire Live at the Studio", you should have seen my happy face, this is what the email said below

Dear Friend,(If it was really them, i have registered, they will call me by my name Gbenga, not Dear Friend)

We are contacting you to inform you that on 09 January 2010 "Who Want To Be A Millionaire" have come to the agreement of playing online

We wish to inform you that your email account has been nominated to participate in Who Want To Be A Millionaire

Therefore we implore you to verify your email and any other information that come with the verification

CLICK VERIFY TO BE ONE OF MILLIONAIRES

After you have submitted your message, check for a response within 6 hours. you will receive a pin.

Thank you.

Who Wants To be a Millionaire?

On clicking verify, a separate website came up, imagine, asking me for my personal details, what really made me know it was a fraud website was that they were asking for my ATM card no, expiry date, pin no, haba, then the one that did it for me was after asking for my email address,they asked for password, i was like, you guys think say na be thief, me sef i be armed robber but forget man, some fools will still fall for it because it fucking looked like their website, with the logo and all, that is why i am here to warn those fools, beware, don't register anything on this website below, they want to rip you off your money and make you miserable.

http://filmmisery.com/reviews/millionaire_login.htm

They will go forge an ATM card with your info and sorry o, you will lose all your money. A word is enough for the Clever and wise pickin

Odabo.

Hey People,

The Bible says we should be our brother's keeper, that's why i am here to safeguard you, i don't want anyone losing his/her hard earned money to Bastard Fraudsters that do not have the fear of God in their mind at all.

I joined/registered for Who wants to be a Millionaire online website to play the games online but i joined with my Hotmail, i couldn't use my yahoo email because i had so much junk in it and who knows, i might win some money someday, they might notify me thru email, that's why i didn't use my yahoo.

Anyway, i checked my yahoo email yesterday only to see who wants to be a millionaire's email to me, the first thing that came to my mind was that i gave them my hotmail for registration not yahoo so why are they sending messages to my yahoo well, i checked it out, the subject was "my email account has been nominated to participate in Who wants to be a Millionaire Live at the Studio", you should have seen my happy face, this is what the email said below

Dear Friend,(If it was really them, i have registered, they will call me by my name Gbenga, not Dear Friend)

We are contacting you to inform you that on 09 January 2010 "Who Want To Be A Millionaire" have come to the agreement of playing online

We wish to inform you that your email account has been nominated to participate in Who Want To Be A Millionaire

Therefore we implore you to verify your email and any other information that come with the verification

CLICK VERIFY TO BE ONE OF MILLIONAIRES

After you have submitted your message, check for a response within 6 hours. you will receive a pin.

Thank you.

Who Wants To be a Millionaire?

On clicking verify, a separate website came up, imagine, asking me for my personal details, what really made me know it was a fraud website was that they were asking for my ATM card no, expiry date, pin no, haba, then the one that did it for me was after asking for my email address,they asked for password, i was like, you guys think say na be thief, me sef i be armed robber but forget man, some fools will still fall for it because it fucking looked like their website, with the logo and all, that is why i am here to warn those fools, beware, don't register anything on this website below, they want to rip you off your money and make you miserable.

http://filmmisery.com/reviews/millionaire_login.htm

They will go forge an ATM card with your info and sorry o, you will lose all your money. A word is enough for the Clever and wise pickin

Odabo.

usa 94 jersey was da bomb, it was the sweetest and its still the loveliest of all 9ja jersies, i'll neva 4get, i need me one men

[b][color=#006600][color=#770077]I've just finished writing a Movie Script for a Nigerian Movie, its based on a True life story, action, romance, thriller,suspense, all in one, its well written and has the concept of an American Movie,spent a month and 2 weeks writing and tushing it up, its called Ordeals of Life

What i wanna know is this

How do i get a good buyer for my script?

How much do they pay for a very good, perfect script with a unbelievably good storyline?

How do i ensure it doesn't get stolen or get into the wrong hands and i don't get paid

How many pages does it have to be?what i have right now is in Adobe Acrobat format, 150pages

How do they write their movie scripts here in Nigeria cos i wrote mine the way its written in the USA

How do i ensure the movie gets the type of 1st class acting i want and not just a movie that's rushed , i want it to be a movie that can be premiered in Cinema's across Lagos and even get international recognitions.

If you are into script writing and you've got a whole lot of experience, help me out with this answers .

Appreciate it [/color][/color][/b]

Hi Nairalanders,

My name is Gbenga Odiye. I work at the Nigerian Immigration Office, Alagbon Ikoyi, Lagos

If you need to do or have an International Passport (The New ECOWAS International Passport), its just N20, 000 per person and you’ll get it in 3 days but it all depends on how urgent you need it.

You’ll need to submit or bring along:
1. Four coloured passport photograph with a white background
2. Your Full Name
3. Your Home Address
4. Your date of birth
5. Country and Place of birth
6. Sex
7. Next of Kin’s name and address

Every other document would be taken of by us

If you ever need to get one, call me today on 08069750950 and we will take it from there.

Can Sum1 pls tell me what exactly is wrong with the Young, agile, handsome superstar dudes in America First, it was Usher Raymond getting married to a woman we can call his mother, Now its ma favourite dude, Nick Mo'fuckin Cannon getting married to Mariah Carey, i just can't believe this.

He left all those beautiful, sexy gorgeous, sumptious, chocolate coated young American girls for Mariah Carey, is there anything like black magic in America also cos i don't understand how this old women do it to get young dudes like Usher and Cannon fall over heels in love with them.

Is it the Money or the Experience that this women have or i just don't know man, sum1 help me out here.

Im dissappointed in Nick Cannon for getting married to Mariah who is 38yrs old and Nick is just 27yrs, well i guess love is blind like they say.

Don't hate me, i want something better for this dude cos i luv him as a Star of course.


Culled from Rick.com

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon made their first public appearance together as a newly married couple at Time’s “100 Most Influential People in the World” gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center in New York City on Thursday night.

Mariah performed at the event, which celebrated the most influential people on the planet, as selected by the the mag. Afterwards, Mariah and Nick posed alongside songwriter/music producer L.A. Reid, CEO of Time Warner Richard Parsons and editor-at-large for O Magazine Gayle King.

Mariah, 38, and Nick, 27, tied the knot last week in the Bahamas. She will soon make her first TV appearance since marrying rapper Nick Cannon on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. The show will tape Monday and air on Tuesday.

When asked by people how it feels to be married, Nick said, “It feels amazing. My cheeks hurt from smiling so hard. I’ve been smiling for days.”

Mariah added: It’s comforting–and something I’ve never felt before. Which is really being in love and happy with someone who really understands me and isn’t trying to do anything but make me happy. It’s wonderful.”

Hi Nairalanders,

I have a Brand New Black Ipod 30GB for Sale which saves or can contain 7,500 songs and Videos as well

Goes for just N40,000 and its also Negotiable as well.

If you interested, Call Bobby on 08029454496.

Serious Buyers only should call.

My Super Super hero is Tom Wellings as "Clark kent" in Smallville and my favourite villain is Michael Rosenbaum as "Lex Luthor" in Smallville as well.

I'm in so much love with that series of Superman (Smallville), I even have the DVD of all the Seasons except season 6, which is still on and they ain't pirated, its as clear as watching a movie in the Cinema.[color=#770077][/color]

Hi enitan, thanks for making me waste my time

Hi Nairalanders,

I have for Sale Brand New Toshiba Satellite Pentium M Laptops for sale (Dual core).

Here are its configurations below:

1.73ghz, 80gigh.Dsk, 512mb, 15.4" wide screen, dvd+rw, wifi.

It goes for N160,000.

Call Gbenga on 08055405566 if you wanna pick one up.

Serious buyers only pls.

Here are its pictures below as well.

Hi Nairalanders,

I have for Sale Brand New Toshiba Satellite Pentium M Laptops for sale (Dual core).

Here are its configurations below:

1.73ghz, 80gigh.Dsk, 512mb, 15.4" wide screen, dvd+rw, wifi.

It goes for N160,000.

Call Gbenga on 08055405566 if you wanna pick one up.

Serious buyers only pls.

Here are its pictures below as well.

Hi Nairalanders,

I have for Sale Brand New Toshiba Satellite Pentium M Laptops for sale (Dual core).

Here are its configurations below:

1.73ghz, 80gigh.Dsk, 512mb, 15.4" wide screen, dvd+rw, wifi.

It goes for N160,000.

Call Gbenga on 08055405566 if you wanna pick one up.

Serious buyers only pls.

Here are its pictures below as well.

Hi Nairalanders,

I've got a White Sony Ericsson W810i for sale and its still got its 512mb memory card, its ear-phones and every other thing its got with it, every God damn thing is intact.

Its gonna be handed over to anyone that can pay me N30,000, yeah 30k, no bargaining, dats the last price cos you cannot get W810i in the market now for that price and i ain't joking cos i know ow much i bought mine.

You interested? Just call me on this no 08055405566, d name is Gbenga.

We finalize, you get the phone rite away, aiight?

Here is a pic of the phone below:

Hi Nairalanders,

I've got a White Sony Ericsson W810i for sale and its still got its 512mb memory card, its ear-phones and every other thing its got with it, every God damn thing is intact.

Its gonna be handed over to anyone that can pay me N30,000, yeah 30k, no bargaining, dats the last price cos you cannot get W810i in the market now for that price and i ain't joking cos i know ow much i bought mine.

You interested? Just call me on this no 08055405566, d name is Gbenga.

We finalize, you get the phone rite away, aiight?

Here is a pic of the phone below:

Hi Tokuns, you are very fortunate, i just brought in a whole lot of Ipods from the UK and they are for sale. I just placed an advert regarding the Ipods on the Advert section of Nairaland, so you just check it out, it has the sizes of the ipods, how many songs they can contain, their prices and their pictures a s well so that you can choose anyone you are capable of buying.

My name is Gbenga and here is my number 08055405566. Take care and don't forget to go to the advert section of Nairaland. The Advert title is (Brand New Ipods from the UK for sale)

IPOD BLACK 80GB (20,000 SONGS) = N74,400
IPOD WHITE 80GB (20,000 SONGS) =N74,400

Call Gbenga on 08055405566 if you are interested in picking up any of the Ipods.

IPOD NANO BLACK 8GB (2,000 SONGS) = N40,400

IPOD WHITE 30GB (7,500 SONGS) = N55,300
IPOD BLACK 30GB (7,500 SONGS) = N50,000

IPOD SHUFFLE 1GB (240 SONGS) = N22,600

Call Gbenga on 08055405566 to get any of the Ipods.

I'm so sorry but there has to be a part three as well, Pls Administrator Seun, can we be able to attchment more than four attachments in the near future?

Hi Nairalanders,

I've got a whole lot of Brand New Ipods from the UK for Sale, interested buyers should contact Gbenga on 08055405566. Pictures and prices below. The rest of the pictures will be in the part 2 of this advert cos i can only paste four attachment at a time.

Hurry while stock lasts or is that not how they say it??

IPOD NANO SILVER 2GB (500 SONGS) = N32,600
IPOD NANO BLACK 2GB (500 SONGS) = N32,600

IPOD NANO SILVER 4GB (1,000 SONGS) = N40,400
IPOD NANO BLACK 4GB (1,000 SONGS) = N40,400

IPOD NANO BLACK 8GB (2,000 SONGS) = N40,400

IPOD WHITE 30GB (7,500 SONGS) = N55,300
IPOD BLACK 30GB (7,500 SONGS) = N50,000

IPOD BLACK 80GB (20,000 SONGS) = N74,400
IPOD WHITE 80GB (20,000 SONGS) =N74,400

IPOD SHUFFLE 1GB (240 SONGS) = N22,600

This is for real, its a reality. Just call Gbenga on 08055405566 to get yours today

A Sony Playstation 2 Game Console is for sale, its fairly used, i bought it from a Sony shop In Victoria Island last 3 months, February to be precised, i still have its yellow pack, it comes with just one pad, and its receipt and warranty given to me.

I'm offering to give it out for N35,000, the price can also be negotiable as well.

Call or txt me on 08055405566 if you wanna the the PS 2 Console.

Its d small portable one(d slimline) not the big one.

A fairly used Nokia N-gage for Sale with its 128MB Memory Card for sale @ N25,000

Price is Negotiable.

Interested folks should call or txt 08055405566, ask 4 Gbenga.

Holla.