₦airaland Forum

credible or not. APC is going home

Do you like riddles? I do, that’s why I’m starting this letter with one. What weighs more than a Suzuki Swift, less than a Hummer and smells like the decaying anus of a deceased animal? No idea? How about, what measures food portions in kilograms and has the personal hygiene of a pig? Still nothing? Right, one more try. What’s fat as Bleep, stinks like shit and should be forced to purchase two bed? That’s right, it’s the person I'm seeing over there.

imagine sleeping and suddenly get distracted by what appeared to be an infant hippopotamus located halfway down the aisle. As you look closer, you relieved to see that it wasn’t a dangerous semi-aquatic African mammal, but a morbidly obese human being. However, the sleep was short-lived when you realised that your bed portion was located somewhere underneath her.

Soon after you managed to burrow off the bed, you caught what was to be the first of numerous fetid whiffs of body odour. the scent possessed hints of blue cheese and Mumbai slum, with nuances of sweaty flesh and human faeces sprayed with cologne

how do people sleep with fat women??

when a girl bought Sprite drink what does it mean?

the deputy thought abode would lost today so he tried to save his political career.

its a lie, how come they still print N50, N20 notes. you are a BMC. the minting contract was awarded to buhari kinsmen hence they hurt the printing of N100 because the previous administration removed the Arabic inscription from the N100 centenary note which replaced the former. and there is already plans to bring back the Arabic in buhari second time team. because doing that now would cause a revolts. terrorist muric have been calling for the hurt of that currency starting its satanic

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adekolaelect:
Stop saying what u don't know .The Nigeria #100 not was being imported to Nigeria for our use by Jonathan administration .but buhari stop the importation of #100 note and they are processing of printing it in Nigeria but not yet perfected

its a lie, how come they still print N50, N20 notes. you are a BMC. the minting contract was awarded to buhari kinsmen hence they hurt the printing of N100 because the previous administration removed the Arabic. and there is already plans to bring back the Arabic in buhari second term. because doing that now would cause a revolts. terrorist muric have been calling for the hurt if that currency starting its satanic. buhari is ethno religious terrorist.

Sistar:
cost of production is higher than the value of the note; for example if it cost 200 Naira to produce 100 Naira notes then its needs to be stopped and reviewed. (infor can be checked tho...)

its a lie, how come they still print N50, N20 notes. you are a BMC. the minting contract was awarded to buhari kinsmen hence the hurt the printing of N100 because the previous administration removed the Arabic. and there is already plans to bring back the Arabic in buhari second term. because doing that now would cause a revolts. terrorist muric have been calling for the hurt of that currency starting its satanic

StillX10:
OP is one of the contagious disease of Nigeria

send me the photo of a new N100 notes and I will show you a photo of new N1000 notes and old Ragtag's N100 notes.

game over for Tinubu

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BUHARI stop the printing of N100 Note because Jonathan removed the Arabic inscription on the former N100 note.

the minting contract was awarded to buhari kinsmen hence they hurt the printing of N100 because the previous administration removed the Arabic. and there is already plans to bring back the Arabic in buhari second term. because doing that now would cause a revolts. terrorist muric have been calling for the hurt of that currency starting its satanic. buhari is ethno religious terrorist.

tinubu is operating an Occult politics in South West, it's Satanic in nature and it members are spread across all southwest where they share States money among themselves. ambode must have really dealt with them from withholding money and contracts from them.

they don't have the southwest people at heart but their pocket.

dazzlingd:
Fashola transformed Lagos not ambode.

At a point, jagaban did not want a second term for fashola but fashola had huge support on his side. My wonder is why Ambode has so much enemies.

he doesn't share the money and contracts with them

what 30k can do, 70% of nairalanders are lagosian. and nairaland is was influence outcomes or close to it in any election.

tinubu doesn't have the Yoruba people at heart be a criminal and former drug Lord, tinubu is fighting for his pocket. he is trying to install his boy or loyal servant that would transfer all Lagos money to his bank account. remember when he tried that with buhari when he brought list of his loyalist to take over the juicy appointment petroleum ministry and oil wells contract, and also his wife said Lagos state need a special status and special money. the bill was killed by saraki. and more hate for saraki

..and here is Nigerian youth. BMC fighting and defending the lifeless with lies and propaganda

wolesmile:
And Sanwo-Olu Lagos will get!!!





This is the decision of the Elders in Council. With Jagaban they stand!!!



Eko o nii baje....

a criminal with a case file in USA. tinubu is fighting for his pocket. he is trying to install his boy or loyal servant that would transfer all Lagos money to his bank account. remember when he tried that with buhari when he brought list of his loyalist to take over the juicy appointment petroleum ministry and oil wells contract, and also his wife said Lagos state need a special status and special money. the bill was killed by saraki. and more hate for saraki

..Tinubu eyes would soon clear. he is so confident because of federal government backing to ring the election like they did in Osun and ekiti

..Nigeria can be describe as effortless pro

Elbinawi:
PRESS RELEASE

SIGNED BY
IBRAHIM MUSA
PRESIDENT MEDIA FORUM OF ISLAMIC MOVEMENT IN NIGERIA
Skype: Ibrahim.musa42
01/10/18

Muslim should stop pointing fingers to the west. they are their own problem and sponsors. buhari is a supporter of boko haram. during last administration. majority of Muslims in Nigeria are sympathizers of boko haram

lol, Tinubu must be crying by now. the truth is there is no better alternative for now to replaced abode...

lol, abode already drop is membership card. he is no longer part of that primary. APC can go on and ahead with the election. but one thing is certain he will not give Tinubu boy they needed support that they needed.

is it not the same tinubu that cannot win osun for APC?

Shelumiel:
How ? Where did you get this information?

luno

bank is not working tomorrow?

I tell you. Islamist scholars and Muslim community would be happy with this guy secretly. this is exactly their making and until the whole world realizes that you cannot coexist with Muslims the better for you.

never you sell a land and accommodate Muslims into your community, they will outrun it and kill you. they are not people to be trusted with anything. the guy is a potential terrorist.

Karlovich:
Good, destroy the statue of that cheating LovePeddler, if only Joseph had known.

you are a terrorist. if only Mohammed uncle sold Mohammad off as a slave. this Islamic rubbish wouldn't have happened.

Baadal:
It's working...see proof

guy which phone you de use

oshiomole who was once Labor Leader he is now rigging elections. an eye running of life why there is something wrong with every black man in life.

chiefolododo:
The dream is not correct

why?

i had a dream that Atiku Abubaker was given PDP ticket after enough battle and delay, but it was already too late for him to start campaign. still figuring this out. so I fear he wouldn't be able to win by 80% as there was no time left for the election not even banner was printed.

rapsodeep:
I'm skeptical about the future. Why?

LIST OF MINIMUM WAGES BY COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD.

1. Nigeria - $38 (N18,000).
2. Algeria - $175 (N83,000).
3. Belgium - $1,738 (N810,000).
4. Cameroon - 36, 270CFA ($75) N38,000.
5. Chad - $120 (N60,000).
6. Denmark - $1,820 (N900,000).
7. Libya - $430 (N190,000).
8. Japan - $1000 (N450,000).
9. Cote D'ivoire -36,607CFA $72.
10. New Zealand -$3,187 (N1.4m).
11. Luxemburg - $2,500 (N1.1m).
12. Spain - $760. (N300,000).
13. Switzerland - $5,620 - N2.5m.
14. USA - $11 per hour.

Ironically, Nigeria politicians earn the highest salaries in the whole world.

In Luxemburg where minimum wage is $2,500, their lawmakers are paid $7,400. In Libya where minimum wage is $430, lawmakers earn $3000.

In Nigeria where minimum wage is $38 (N18,000), lawmakers earn $65,000 (N29m).

The Geo-political structure and the constitution of the country is skewed in favour of the political elites.

Pension of ex-governors and their deputies cost Nigeria N46 Billion per annum. Some even earn this humongous amount while occupying other political seats.

How long will this continue

the reasons why the politicians are talking about one Nigeria because the system favors them. they lost their sense when in power and became reasonable and sensible when they quite politics. and will the southern politicians are after their personal interest rather then of their people. when they FG and military threaten to cut off allocation to the southeast governors they join to prescribed IPOB even when its unpopular in their various states.
if they are not doing the FG bidding someone else is very ready to take up there place that will do the FG bidding. this crazy competition is while nothing good will come out from Nigeria

I would have love to but the small from her pussy won't allow me to.