TbJ be like: this news go make them forget the false prophecy.

Please where can i buy fuel?

olajigaolamide:
Better days are coming

Future impossible tense! Until Buhari dies!

Is it just me or is this pic is not funny? Cos i'm not laughing.

As i bin wan click diz link, smiles almost tear my mouth say na confam laff i go laff, but i dey cry for my mb!



.Op, If at first you don't succeed, comedy is not for you.

The Funniest i saw was
'How Can I Post A Topic On The Front Page?'
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Rexhenrex:
meaning?

i mean that daft that said you are funny? That u should try kevin hart next time?

Rexhenrex:
And who is this daft

guy you grab! Dnt mind him.

With the number of comment, verbal attacks and most importantly, the Wicthcrafy and murder of english, this guy must think he really looks like that guy in psquare.

Rexhenrex:
u wicked, you just made me guffaw at the banking hall chisos! Finishing

Take heart o

when your english teacher smoked strong weed before lectures : all you know is WITCHCRAFY

And This Made FP? Shi*ty reporters looking for recognition.

Some people need to go back to school and learn. Is this spillage? I was expecting to see boobs flowing on the ground like in oil spillage. Anyway, i'm too old for this sh*t. End time flat boobs.

I am an introvert
not a fool as others think when they do what they want and i dnt complain,
not stupid as others think when they insult me and i say nothing.
Really, i fall in love but can't tell the girl how i feel, unless i'm in a mood swing,
its awesome though, that it helps me study,and research.
Introverts Are Awesome!.

End time parties!
A minute of silence for the 100 busted teens!

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Ayo081:
fela not a Yoruba musician. No Teach Rubbish!

thank you

.

Fela kuti, a popular yoruba musician, once sang 'Teacher, don't teach me nonsense, because the person you thought yesterday has died today'. That was an advice to everyone who was serving as a teacher of any sort.
Starting with parents, a child learns almost by observing and getting instructions from them, hereby making the parents the first and most important teachers to a child.
But what if the parents were uneducated and or ignorant?
What if they had bad teachers in their youth?
Would the child know any better than them?
In Nigeria, everyone knows what Crayfish is : a kind of seafood, an ingredient for soups and other dishes, with a distinct flavour and taste, usually grounded before use, but Shrimps are not eaten simply because people don't know what shrimps are, but wait, here comes a shocking truth.
It is quite heartbreaking to discover that 'shrimp' is what people call 'crayfish' in Nigeria.
From the parents, to school teachers and elders in any given society, no one knows what crayfish really is.
It will be difficult to try to trace the first time the word 'crayfish' was used to refer to 'shrimp'. No one has ever called shrimp by its real name.
In a social survey conducted in an urban location in Nigeria, people were asked if they knew that crayfish was the wrong name for shrimp, suprisingly, 98% percent didn't know, 1% cared not for what it was called since they were born to hear shrimps called crayfish. The remaining 1% said they knew but wouldn't use it because the society would not understand.
But what is the reason for this mix up?
Bad Teachers!
The Nigerian education system 'educates' people to be stupid, by employing illiterate teachers and not encouraging research. Teachers should be trained and tested periodically to achieve competence. Schools should be well equiped to meet the global education standard. Research should be conducted. Computers should be used in schools as teaching aids.
The society needs to know that education brings light and progress.
The country needs to focus more on the education of the teachers, to make sure they don't teach nonsense, only then will the 'taught' be able to bear fruit with the knowledge.
In conclusion, every man is the author of his own ignorance, everyone must know that illiteracy and ignorance work hand in hand in thwarting the progress of any child, adult, state and nation.
-written by - Iniodu.Emmanuel.
You can read more here :
www.currentschoolnews.com/education-news/crayfish-shrimp-case-ignorance/

End Time Jamb Result!

Has any one cared to ask if the story is real?
After loosing 100k in a jiffy, what made you think you could win with 7k?
Decision : this is plain silly,

i just arrived. I love this

i see God laughing at you with his son.
They be like -
God - hahaha, bro J, see this maga, na today him sabi say na sin he bin commit. I just dey observe.
Jesus - na so i see am o. Wait make i go put firewood for hellfire.
God - why na?
Jesus - the wages of sin is death,and with death comes judgement. Dis maga kil innocent pikin, shoo! I dey expect am 4 hell today today. See him head.grab it?
God - every sin he commited was a hit back to back, from raping to lying ,from lying to murdering. Who diz guy be sef? Hitler? Mtcheew!
'Opens laptop' Abeg make i check nairaland if i go see anoda liar.

i dont pray for war but just in case, i will take up arms and hide when i see naija soldiers!
Anyone whose kin has the impetus to butcher a human being, surely,secretly torturing and murder is just a tip of the iceberg. Am not being tribalistic,right?

Emmagenius:
Who be the MUMU wey post this thing?. You should have written Viewer's DISCRETION is ADVISED. You don't know what you just happened to a friend that viewed this!!!!!!. The worst you'll do is BAN me,but then, Am right

WHAT IS THIS ONE SAYING!?

mtcheew!

KimnanaTweety:
have you tried it before? did you do it wt a pro? did u enjoy it? my dear, THERE IS SOOOO MUCH TO ENJOY IN SEX!!!!!!

the only thing you enjoy in premarital sex is GOING TO HELL!

KimnanaTweety:
have you tried it before? did you do it wt a pro? did u enjoy it? my dear, THERE IS SOOOO MUCH TO ENJOY IN SEX!!!!!!

the only thing you enjoy in premarital sex is GOING TO HELL!

All of una wey no be virgin, na u sopose cry because na hell you de go.