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Crime / Re: Lady Buys Car, Goes On Vacation After Fleeing With Her Business Partner's Money by gbzed(m): 9:56pm On Aug 20, 2017
We're all thieves na person wey dem catch na em v BARAWU, almost everybody for dis life na em ge em own underground package but d woman dull she no suppose do all those local scams

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Education / Re: 5 Reasons Why You Might Be Denied Admission This Year by gbzed(m): 7:57pm On Aug 19, 2017
TunAb8:


We're in the same category ooo, had 237 though...

I'mma need to get to know you... We would be course mates hopefully..


Whatsapp number.
Business / Re: Cost Of Opening A Standard Bet9ja Shop. by gbzed(m): 10:21am On Aug 19, 2017
zinachidi:
location of where u want to open it?

Badagry
Business / Re: Cost Of Opening A Standard Bet9ja Shop. by gbzed(m): 6:47am On Aug 19, 2017
No comments after over 50 views na wa ooo


Mynd44

Lalasticlala
Education / Re: 5 Reasons Why You Might Be Denied Admission This Year by gbzed(m): 11:32pm On Aug 18, 2017
I think I passed all these, but I don't know d cut off mark for computer science for lasu, but I get 233 for jamb with one o level sitting

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Business / Cost Of Opening A Standard Bet9ja Shop. by gbzed(m): 10:49pm On Aug 18, 2017
I want to open a nice bet9ja shop, please I would like to know the cost of opening one with about 4 operators and I would like to know the process.

All positive comments would be highly appreciated, Thanks in anticipation
Car Talk / Re: How Long Did It Take You To Learn How To Drive by gbzed(m): 9:20am On Aug 16, 2017
I can't say how long cos no one thought me how to drive, I started by go forward and backwards with my mother's. Sienna it was automatic, I mastered real quick but I didn't know how to drive manual cos we didn't have manual cars in our aus until one of my neighbors bought on mazada 323 car, the first day I drove d manual my leg was shaking on the turtle, the car just dey die for road cos I dey quick comot leg for turtle, but later few days later I turn to master, I no Bleep up d first day wey I enta express. Mazda cars are underrated in Nigeria it's a fucking good car, if I ent express with the car Omo I dey fire, camry sef dey pursue me e no dey catch, I learnt mechanic for like thre months just because I wan sabi drive manual our neighbour wey get d car na meco, Kazzem

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Culture / Re: Oyinbo Man Excited To Meet Oba Akran: "Finally Got To Meet A Real King!" by gbzed(m): 5:59pm On Aug 15, 2017
deepwater:
Oga oyinbo, how did you arrive badagry in 2.5 hours.
On a good day u could spend 4hours only between Alakija and IyanaIba undecided



They came with escorts so they wouldn't experience much hold up
Autos / Re: Toyota Camry Sport Edition 2007model With Dvd Screen, Bluetooth & Navigation Etc by gbzed(m): 4:16am On Aug 15, 2017
This one na mad jam.


Client go soon pay, make I com carry this ride
Celebrities / Re: Ibadan Is More Than Brown Roofs,they Know How To Party Too by gbzed(m): 6:34am On Aug 14, 2017
Doris Simeon don old oo
Education / Re: Academic Staff Union Of Nigerian Universities (ASUU) Begins Indefinite Strike by gbzed(m): 6:29am On Aug 14, 2017
I never even enter LASU I don dey fear the strike already cos I no want make 4 years come turn to 5 or 6 yrs oo
Celebrities / Re: Two Davido's Police Escort Men Under Police Custody For Careless Shooting by gbzed(m): 6:27am On Aug 14, 2017
Omo Baba Olowo go bail them out, Abi no be Nigeria?
Car Talk / Re: 22 Car Parts That Are Related To The Human Body by gbzed(m): 6:25am On Aug 14, 2017
Nice one

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Romance / Re: Reason Why I'll Never Give Head Again 18+ by gbzed(m): 6:23am On Aug 14, 2017
So people still dey give heads after d picture of one man who gave a head and his mouth got swollen, even the cleanest babe wey I get sef I no fit give am head

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Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by gbzed(m): 5:34pm On Aug 13, 2017
Used blackberry Q10 f sale

Perfect working condition

15k

Negotiable

Call or whatsapp.

Location, Lagos Badagry
Fashion / Re: How To Get A Fresh Skin In Nigeria Weather by gbzed(m): 1:36am On Aug 13, 2017
sexynabila:
We all kw how harsh niger weather is...& getting a fresh skin under dis kind of weather is not dat easy except say u hold ur side well...dis thread is not for those dat stays in an AC house... Ride in an AC car....work in an AC office.... Shop in an AC supermarket/stores... Etc but for those dat are not dt opportuned to have dis AC kind of life...but still desire to look fresh..
NOTE: having a fresh & a clean skin doesnt neccessarily mean if u r dark or light skin. Here are steps

1. Invest in a good soap.... D mistake many of us make is dat we dont use good soap...we prefer spending more on cream than soap....but d truth is dat gud soap does best in making d skin looking fresh.... Expecially exfoliating soap...d daily ones...theses ones can b used evryday without bruising ur skin...it leaves ur skin looking fresh,clean & shinning.

2. Drink a glass of water first tin in d money wen u wake up.. Followed by a glass of milk....even if na N10 milk..e.g dana..cowbell.. 10 10 naira evryday..a week na 70 naira...not expensive

3. Avoid d sun at any opportunity or chance dt u have...example...if u r waiting for a taxi...instead of u standing under d hot sun waiting...look around to see if there is any shade u can stand under instead of d sun...even if it is jst 2mins... In a day u will b suprise to dicover dat u hv succeded in avoiding 30 to 40 percent of d total sunshine for dt day.

4. Stoping rubbing lighteing cream then going under d sun....those kind of cream only works for AC tins not niger sun...imagine u rub a lighteing cream & walking/working under d sun by d time u get home u will realise u have succeded giving ur skin two colours...all d areas exposed to sun becomes darker & looking stressed.

5.wen bathing allow d leather from ur soap to soak ur body for up to 5min at least 2mins before u scrub wit ur sponge.. dis will enable ur skin to become soften..so as d removal of dead cells on ur skin will b a lot easier...

6. Always use a rich moisturizing lotion..

If u hv any questions or contribution feel free to ask/add



I have multiple colors on my skin my neck and stomach region is dark my face is chocolate and my leg is a little bit fair, please which soap or body wash and cream or lotion can I use? I don't want to tone my skin thanks in anticipation
Autos / Re: SOLD - Registered 2004 Mercedes Benz G-wagon Upgraded To 2014 (in Benin City by gbzed(m): 11:33pm On Aug 12, 2017
DjAndroid:
2004 upgraded to 2014? Una wicked ooo.


Na weytin M Benz take senior other cars b dat


You can't do that with a RR sport or any other RR model
Autos / Re: SOLD - Registered 2004 Mercedes Benz G-wagon Upgraded To 2014 (in Benin City by gbzed(m): 11:33pm On Aug 12, 2017
hrhjnr:
undecided



Na weytin M Benz take senior other cars b dat


You can't do that with a RR sport or any other RR model

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Celebrities / Re: More Photos From Stephanie Coker's Wedding by gbzed(m): 7:22pm On Aug 12, 2017
malificent:
beautiful wedding gown smiley . Happy married life Stepahine,may your marriage last long.



Your dp dey me me drool
Career / Re: Where Do You Work And How Much Is Your Salary? by gbzed(m): 7:13pm On Aug 12, 2017
Internet Hustling .


Salary is not fixed depend on how hard you work

But the least I get a month is $3000

Self employed business man
Crime / Re: Fake Instagram Shopping Operator Arrested By EFCC by gbzed(m): 4:32pm On Aug 12, 2017
yetty247:



How


He was not supposed to do such a stupid thing even if he wants to scam people it shouldn't have been fellow Nigerians, and and mumu was even giving them his account name and number, so he thought no one was going to report him or track him, he should have looked fo one geeboi to teach him confirm scam that can yield good money, the money is not even upto a hudnred thousand naira, if it was millions of naira now he could have bribed his way out we are Nigerians.


You are free to quote me
Crime / Re: Fake Instagram Shopping Operator Arrested By EFCC by gbzed(m): 4:28pm On Aug 12, 2017
yetty247:



How


He was not supposed to do such a stupif thing even if he wants to scam people it shouldn't have been fellow Nigerians, and and mumu was even giving them his account name and number, so he thought no one was going to report him or track him,
Education / Re: Nairalander's Tour Of Adeleke University Permanent Site Ede, Osun State. by gbzed(m): 11:23am On Aug 12, 2017
Elnino4ladies:
Our stolen money at work here


Even if the money is stolen at least he used it to invest in his country, do you know how many people that would have been employed in that university?
Crime / Re: Fake Instagram Shopping Operator Arrested By EFCC by gbzed(m): 7:49pm On Aug 11, 2017
The guy dull
Celebrities / Re: Have You See This Funny Conversation Between Adekunle Gold And One Of His Fan by gbzed(m): 5:19am On Aug 11, 2017
The fan was overjoyed,
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Launches Wo Challenge Promise To Give One Million Naira To The Winner by gbzed(m): 10:46pm On Aug 08, 2017
Cool
Autos / Re: Any Toyota Speed Demon In The House? by gbzed(m): 10:33pm On Aug 08, 2017
oludolars:


Go check the 2016 model G63(wagon) i also posted, I will post that of a Ferrari i'm about to test at 350km/hr somewhere in the north shortly.

Only professionals can handle any car at that speed and not for a learner like you and your friend who is not experienced in driving and was a victim. Not all noodles are Indomie


I dey feel you jare


Engines are made to speed not for design or for




#speedracer

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