[color=#006600][/color] common every1, if u dey find bètà food, go visit IYA BASHIRA, in case u need her address, go ask SHIFI, TUNDE or MEKOY (stylplus). let me knw if u go ò, i want gist. safe journey

if you see girlz wey paint face for Lagos roadz, you go think say dem don work with painter or artist 'cos dem dey draw lines for face like person wey dey sketch pics dem go com look like demon, na wah oh, make una talk to dem.

whatz good honsule, i like what xour doing but i guess you did inform them about activating their sim without which they can't browse even if they have the settings and i also gat all both wap and web settings. take charge y'all.

sure, go ahead and download softwares on your SonyEricsson phone. launch google, type Opera mini and search on mobile web, it will give you some options, click on the first option and download opera mini. wish you the best.

SonyEricsson is the best and it's got all nice features, nokia has got the name without which it will be unknown.

eh, s-o-r-r-y ooooooooooo, you go cotonou you say you travel, if you come go Uk nko? you go ravel baa na wah for u oo, anyway, C-O-N-G-R-A-T-U-L-A-T-I-O-N-S

I go jaa, sharp sharp, shey na me send her make she wear that kain cloth

I geuss you must be spending so much on browsing while I browse free on ma phone with Celtel.
Isn't that cool,
Thumbs up

Hi, I understand your plight but I will like you to attend his wedding, though he did something stupid but just put that aside 'cos someone out there is gonn find and get wedded to you as well.
Shame him by going to his wedding.
Goodluck!!!

people go die because of green card abi na blue tooth?

Ferlie, thankx very much, I really really appreciate your helping me with those numbers, thankx a Bunch

one mumu plus one mumu equals two or eleven mumu, na who get sense pass?

Hey,
you got those instructions right but hope all Nairaland users can use it,
Nice job, well done and get more of this

E be like say you follow follow those couples go Heaven as you take know the full details of the story, baa, and shey Peter tell you say him be intermediary for marriage plans?
No call Peter by the time wey you go marry o.

Hey!,
It's really funny if you get what I'm tryna say, Imagine, LINK FM 102.3 came outta of some place and it's really beating other stations to it musically and it delivers so much. Isn't it nice?
Go check it out!

Hello guyz and girlz,
Plz I need you to help me out with these, I need Ruggedman, BOUQUI, Modenine and any other good rapperz phone numbers. If you know how to help me get it pls do 'coz I really need it. I know y'all can help me out with by helping me get it from friendz or they themselvez.
Thanks y'all.

Hello guyz and girlz,
Plz I need you to help me out with these, I need Ruggedman, BOUQUI, Modenine and any other good rapperz phone numbers. If you know how to help me get it pls do 'coz I really need it. I know y'all can help me out with by helping me get it from friendz or they themselvez.
Thanks y'all.

Hi, I am also browsing with my phone though I was disconnected sometime ago and now reconnected but I need to help my bro configure his Nokia3220 phone cos the new APN is not working for it. my mail addy is gee-unit@netzero.net.
Thanks

we all will begin to carry aluminium or is it iron in our pockets, beware!!! your pockets will have HOLES soon ha, ha, ha

TUPAC, 2PAC OR MAKAVELI IS STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE.
IT'S A BIG FACT

Once upon a time, one century like that,

An atheist was walking down a lane, looking at the trees and the lake nearby and he loved everything he saw, he said " what a wonderful creation" suddenly a bear came out of the the woods and chased the atheist, while running for safety the atheist fell down and the bear caught up with him but he remembered something, calling on God,

He then conversed with God:

God: why did you call on me, you that proved to people that I don't exist, you say I'm nothing, etc
so you now expect me to save you, isn't it?

Atheist: No God, all I want you to do is make this bear a Christian for once

And the bear knelt down and prayed like this " Father God, thank you for this meal".

why didn't you add at least Sugarn or Honey to this ya joke or is it yoke? ha, ha, ha, na wah o

you no fit hold that prisoner so e no go enter dem house?
gimmie anoda lie, abeg

Maka why, wetin go chase me when the guy no be goat.
If you run, e no mean say me sef go run like oya (grrass cutter)

If the three major tribes in Nigeria were on earth when Jesus turned water to wine,
Picture what would have happened then:

Yoruba man: Jesu se iyanu ( Jesus did wonders) and he will broadcast it all over.

Hausa man: Kai, this man I turn water to wine? make me I comot for this place before this man I turn me to "suya" (roasted beef).

Ibo man: Nna, I heared you turned water to wine, you see, there is one river behind my house at Nnewi, we can turn it to wine, bottle it and label it "Jesus and co.

father franklin fried five fresh fishes for five friends for five french franc

The old woman showed the police man that he is a fool, ha, ha, ha Funny

the woodcutter wants to marry Angelina Jolie, he didn't say no 'cos he is poor

I guess it's something good for parents to know the kind of friends their children keep 'cos some children have gotten into trouble 'cos their parents did not bother to know the kind of friends they move with.
What's your opinion?