pele o, birthday boy. make dose wey no get parents go enta water for finima?
go rest jor make u face skl squarely n leave bday bash n greetins 4 one side.
if na hospital bed u dey, u go rememba bday greetins? wen u wan comot frm dere

LWTMB
u chose the wrong place to seek help o guy.
u Bleep up big time, see as yawa plenty for u like water.
go hospital abeg make u leave dis room.
btw, dont u knw how to use google to xtract info?

but come to think of it, will FRSC prosecute government officials inclusive policemen cos the use it the most. if that is the case, then others can be punished @ least, it started with those who should make sure laws are obeyed.

sfae journey bro, u can drive urself buh be speed conscious

na yahoo plus stand out as far as u get police as padi

really, when a supervisior hears u wann switch from him/her to another, they make sure u dont succeed with it buh d only thing i will suggest is the lecturer should be beaten up either by military guyz or cultists, na only money u go spend n he should be warned that if failure occurs, he should go get himself a coffin b4 dey arrive cos he gonn be dead. definately he gonn back off.

funny enuf, d school authority might be aware buh dey wont do anything cos in my skl, if u report a lecturer, omo ur own don be o xcept dem plead on ur behalf e sure say carry ova sure.

not that dey smart buh majority are thieves claimin 2b smart.

smart isnt stealing buh a way of thinkin in order to get an issue solved on time

lagos smart is stealing by deceit n lies

jus tell his bro to help u deal wif him else, u take action.

he jus tryna frustrate u buh u dont av to let it get 2 u

pls pls n pls, its better Gov. Fashola knows about cos he is the only one i as a person know that can look into this matter cos the shooting that happened on my street (Ogba) during the subsidy protest, he actually said he is interested in the case and N.B.A ikeja branch came to tell us they are wf the hands of the N.P.Forking on getting the case out of the hands of N.PF so that is the only place one can seek justice for now.

God pass NPF sha

very funny

:ohope say u no dey plan to overthrow seun, dis one wey u don dey dream abt nairaland abi na chikala u catch for here.
take time o

companionship / helpmate jare, d only purpose dat makes sense, every other thing comes after

lappy! yup, i fit drop am for as long as i want but da phone na for a short time after which if peepz no reach me on my personal lines, den go holla my family membas jus to reach me n na yawa be dat on my side cos enuf yarbin go dey.
phone na for short time sha

i dey laff smal smal ooooooo
he he he he he he he he hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

@ ogaju, what's funny?
u live in a rented apartment where ur landlord can jus wake up one morning and decides to send u packing n u call it treat, why can't the money for car treat bu substituted for house treat? o gaaa o n by the way na m.benz 300E i dey roll so no talk trash next time cos u don't know who u replying, OK?

na wah o, every one want to make frontpage on NL

it's just our character to show off when we haven't achieved anything.
wanting people to seeus as though we have arrived while we stil on the way

cos d man himself is thick / tick

e belike say i dey laff o

first time ever n ucan imagine, everyone tot it waz the wack network operators abi na service providas cos dem dey always get one problemor the other

what a shame, a mother found in dis kinda sh.it so what moral does she wanna teach we young followers. a wondaful mentor. na dem type go open mouth dey correct u if u add ordinary relaxer 2 ur hair. shameless woman

@ kamardiran,
can u pls 4ward d chit ur usin 2 me uia geegbenga@yahoo.con
thanks in advance

dem try na, at least d only station dat does dat 247, aint bad tho

I was walking around in a
Wal-Mart store, when I saw a cashier hand this
little boy some money back. The boy couldn't
have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier
said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough
money to buy this doll.' , , , , Then the little
boy turned to the old woman next to him,
''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough
money?'' The old lady replied, ''You know that you
don't have enough money to buy this doll, my
dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5
minutes while she went to look around. She left
quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in
his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked
him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll
that my sister loved most and wanted so much
for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus
would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe
Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not
to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa
Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have
to give the doll to my mommy so that she can
give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes
were so sad while saying this, 'My Sister has gone
to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going
to see God very soon too, so I thought that she
could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at
me and said, 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to
go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from
the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of
himself. He was laughing. He then told me 'I want
mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she
didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she
has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he
looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the
boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do
have enough money for the doll!'' OK' he said, 'I
hope I do have enough.' I added some of my
money to his without him seeing and we started
to count it. There was enough for the doll and
even some spare money. The little boy said,
'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night
before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had
enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy
could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also
wanted to have enough money to buy a white
rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God
for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the
doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white
roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned
and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping
in a totally different state of mind from when I
started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two
days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a
truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman
and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and
the mother was left in a critical state. The family
had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-
sustaining machine, because the young woman
would not be able to recover from the coma. Was
this the family of the little boy? Two days after this
encounter with the little boy, I read in the
newspaper that the young woman had passed
away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch
of white roses and I went to the funeral home
where the body of the young woman was for
people to see and make last wishes before her
burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a
beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of
the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I
left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had
been changed forever. The love that the little boy
had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day,
hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a
drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices: 1) Post this message to
others, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your
heart. The quote of the month is by Jay Leno,
'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control,
mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms
tearing up the country from one end to the other,
and with the threat of swine flu and terrorist
attacks, Are we sure this is a good time to take
God out of the Pledge of Allegiance? For those who
prefer to think that God is not watching over us
disregard this, for the others, pass it on! God Bless
You.

SHARED FROM A FRIEND IT
WAS TOO MEANINGFUL NOT TO PASS ALONG:
When I was a kid, my mom liked to make
breakfast food for dinner every now & then. I
remember one night in particular when she had
made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On
that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate
of eggs, sausage, & extremely burned biscuits in
front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if
anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for
his Biscuit, smile at my mom & ask me how my
day was at school. I don't remember what I told
him that night, but I do remember hearing my
mom apologize to my dad for burning the
biscuits. I'll never forget what he said: "Honey, I
love burned biscuits." Later that night, I went to
kiss Daddy good night & I asked him if he really
liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his
arms & said, "Your momma put in a long hard
day at work today & she's real tired. Besides, a
burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!" You know, life is
full of imperfect things, & imperfect people. I'm
not the best at hardly anything, & I forget
birthdays & anniversaries just like everyone else.
What I've learned over the years is that learning to
accept each others faults & choosing to celebrate
each others differences, is one of the most
important keys to creating a healthy, growing, &
lasting relationship. So, please pass me a biscuit.
And yes, the burned one will do just fine! And
please pass this along to someone who has
enriched your life, I just did! Life is too short to
wake up with regrets, Love the people who treat
you right & forget about the ones who don't.
ENJOY LIFE NOW - IT HAS AN EXPIRATION DATE!

the love of money is the root of all evil. not phensic or panadol or hero in

wetin dem find go border? abi dem wan smuggle gadafi?

the guy shuld resign abi na step down cos i see no reason why he wants to die in power. wait up guyz, what the heck happend to g.e.j, he nw very much lean than when he assumed power. he knows all that's happenin nw is jus2 frustrate his effort n he's stil formin rambo.

come join me see johnny english 4 nairaland o

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

@ nymph node
its after channels tv and before mitv.
i gues this helps.