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What about smelling kpekus?

He should be told the implications of his choice of girlfriends.

I need matured dating in Benin City please.

See my thread on Nairaland..

https://www.nairaland.com/7265650/need-educated-babe-25-31

Still 'hunting'.

That thing can accommodate the head of a Carmel oh

PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO BE INSULTED IN YOUR COMMENTS HERE OR YOU WILL EXPERIENCE WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH NOW.

I'm in my late fifties. Slim but healthy. A widower.

I've not been sexually active for a long period since I lost my darling wife. Of recent though, I've been feeling kinky and I think I need to 'relieve' myself for better cardiac function, like doctors often advised.

Please people with 'bad mouth' should not chastise me here oh. It's my feelings.

I need an educated, beautiful 'runz babe' in Benin City to please come and help me out oh. Not overnight show but 2 minutes rump with double condom whenever I need the 'service' in any guesthouse or at my place would do. I shall pay per 'show'. 3K per 2minutes show on regular basis when I'm in the mood(negotiable though).

Chat with me on WhatsApp if interested: zero seven zero eight four seven nine three zero seven eight. No phone calls yet until we conclude the deal.

With this news Naija may very soon become the highest exporter of human organs in the world because we dey carry first for such evil acts well well. Major exporters tribes dey already solve mathematics on top of this!. Some weeks back there was a report online that a container load of 6,000 plus preeks was intercepted in China. You see, the trade had been booming before now.

Methinks they export that too.

NoToTerrorists:
How about the organ harvesting and skull mining that has been thriving in South West?

Better!
You will be so rich and perhaps have less mouth to feed.

Machinegun91:
What if I decide to sell 2 of my kidneys?

They will only take the better one and leave you with the bad one that may let you live for just a year or two.

samwheel:
Na to sell one be dat na, turn multi millionaire

Abeg, where d market dey, I wan check something.

The number on your signature is not on WhatsApp.

NO. YOU ARE STUCK.

EmiDon11:
i mean, can't we(the two lovers) who took it break it?
When we want to part our ways?

Don't try it oh!

You go mad when you break it.

And the police is your friend

Tell them!

Care-free.

Johndagr8t:
please enlighten me

we speak French here,

Lie...lie

Tell me, do you want me to head You?

Born2winnx:
I was with a friend at his shop this afternoon, one talk led to another from car talk to politics, then to how things are hard in this country. people struggling for survival just to make ends meet.

Then he told me about a boy in his area where he stays that does yahoo thank God it wasn't favoring him next thing they heard was that he traveled close to a month.

coming back from his traveling people all around were surprised he didn't wear shirt. but he wore shoes and a well expensive jeans.
this went on to several months even during the raining season people started noticing when ever he is out no shirt on.
words later got out that he went to do charm to make money that the herbalist told him the day he wears shirt he's going to die.





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lalasticlala.










while laughing make you know say this na joke

thank you

Two of my babies had it. But they were alright when I did this too. But the other things g added was that I gave the babies glucose with vitamin D. Aylesbury's. But if the situation didn't improve, please let the doctor do blood replacement.

Singlelover:
we have gone to the hospital, and the doctor said i should be placing him under the early morning sun for about 15 minutes daily with i'am doing.

No much talk.
Just show her the money and make it available always...plenty cash and see the way she spreads her legs like an Olympic sprinter!

Truest talk!

kakaaa77:
to be honest with you, if I were you I will take off' cuz the very moment you sleep with her you can never say no to her request

It's modern day Yahoo plus for ladies OH!

Green as a green snake.

Sent

They are the problem Nigeria is battling with today. A 45 years old butcher friend who is from the North told me he had 10 children and still counting.

Hairy towtow stimulates the senses even before one enters.

Go get preeked served raw you peeping Tom. I know you love seeing big dicks. That tiny one irked you. Methinks you were wet though.

siofra:
I wasn't going to buy rice or whatever.
I was going to buy fuel for my supervisor and he was in my way.

I don't go out much but whenever I go out and I see this, it irks me and I make them uncomfortable for it.

How did you make that much money in the first place?

Give it to her while playing with her clitoral.