₦airaland Forum

Breathe? But they won't let us be!

You guys overhype s3x, the reason why ladies now bill you unnecessarily.

Make just buy your goods and leave her toto alone for goodness sake!

It's like, Eve tempting Adam with kpekus!

Without the temptation of seeing them half-unclothed on our streets our emotional stability would not leave us. Imagine a girl showing her endowment..raw to a vulnerable man!

Anny69:
Who are patronizing them? Tables and chairs? Nonsense misogynist.

Sometimes I ask myself this question whenever I drive through the streets at nights and see young and pretty ladies dressed seducively, soliciting for patronage.

Is this what poverty has reduced our daughters to?

Maybe the 1 minute you use in trying is what you consider here, but it's well compensated.
It's free oh.
I'm getting more of it.

SavageResponse:
Nothing is absolutely free in this life, nothing!

This is an excerpt from quora:

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I'll guide you step by step.

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Step 3 - Start working on that job for 2 years and then you'll be eligible to apply for PR. (Time depends upon your provinces)

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If everything goes as planned. You'll get your PR. Thank me Later.

Copied from Quora.

Parents have abdicated their responsibilities.

Our leaders too have failed us.

Recklessness!
Too much loud in the brain.

You left out Akpu. I understand they now eat it in Italy.

My son and daughter are already into it and earning!
Why do you feel so bitter about a freebie where you don't commit any money?

Galaxydon1:
invite your family, we are not interested.

I got paid, though you can earn more.

I was on my B i n an ce account trying to do some business when I saw this giveaway promo ending soon. I tried it and WOW! B I n a n c e credited my account.

It's legit oh my Nairaland brothers.

YOU PAY NOTHING TO GET Free U S D T credited to your account!

Try it using the link in my profile if you care for a small pay.

Stay committed to your job.

Fvck and forget about being serious with her. Enjoy her toto while it lasts.
She would later cry back to you.
I've been there before!

You see wetin hunger dey cause?

Toto is a teaser anytime, anywhere!

Even some Reverend Fathers can be lured into testing toto....I swear!

Your father is not running sway from his responsibility, the fact is that, he is getting old and less agile to engage smartly in paid jobs. Take up the responsibilities you know you can cope with my dear. But don't disgrace your father again like you just did!

Assuming you were on a queue at the bank during the cash scarcity saga, wouldn't you rather relax and enjoy the stimulus than to fall out of line?

IconicR:
I've never allowed such type of stupid situation

Very nourishing particularly when mixed with milk and sugar!

Quit and enjoy your peace. Get a better job if you can. Teaching in a private school is not a better option. Learn a skill and be your own boss.

Opanka44:
I think that's what I should do. Each time he calls, my Blood pressure will just rise even before I pick the call. I've lost my peace already. As far as teaching is concerned, I have lots of experience. And can easily get another teaching offer if I quit this.

Hmm.
Patience is the key sha.
He should make haste to make this dream come true because the CORNtree doesn't seem to have a direction....methinks.

What do you as a man offer in a relationship?

You want to fvck another man's daughter for nothing? No, I don't do that!

You should let Tinubu be oh. He may eventually turn out to be our Saviour...methinks.

The Labour Union only put forward the issue of removal of petroleum subsidy to win the sympathy of the masses otherwise, their main aim is to fight for their pockets.

Corruption everywhere!

Food is cheap in the West.

Who gives result to one with many unresolved carryover?

I presume he is yet to clear some carryover issues.

Our universities that are like glorified secondary schools?

Quack graduates everywhere you go.

A man did eye surgery in a private clinic and today he is a blind man.

A graduate teacher who read English as her major in the university, when asked what subject she was detailed to teach in a school, said, "I teaches English"!

We go to universities in foreign countries for quality education and not the type compromised by teachers or lecturers in our institution of learning.

My signature below can change your story and make you have the money to jakpa to study outside the shores of Africa!

Backwardness is breeding children you cannot take care of.

You missed the chance of fvcking her sha.

If I were you, I would have sent 40k to her straight and not ask her to come over. You would have seen her come to spend one week of marathon fvcking with you for FREE!
Do you realise how much it is to get a hook-up for a night fvck?
You see free toto, you dey form hero. Let Nairaland broke guys dey hail you for nothing. Most of them nor get money to blow real cunt na strip chat and vaseline be their grace. E don tey wen their big preeks don enter live toto.

That child is destined to live!
Welcome to a happy family life!👏👏👏🍾

PuZZyNegro:
So, I got entangled with this girl who happens to be an undergraduate student.

Three months into our relationship, she took in. At first, I told her that I don't want abortion because I'm old enough to be a father and I can take care of her and the child.

But she said she wants to terminate it because of her academics and her family. I agreed and took her to the hospital to first conduct a pregnancy test, because the test we did was the home test, after which we would ask the doctor to do the D & C.

We did the test yesterday and was asked to wait for two hours to collect the result but it was getting late so we decided to go and return today to collect the result and abort the pregnancy.

But as soon as we got home, the mum called and told her that she had a dream where she (the mum) came to my house, went to my wardrobe and picked some black clothes and left. That it was really a bad dream/omen

The mum knows me, we talk on the phone but we haven't met in person. Immediately they got off the phone, the girl started crying because fear gripped her.

When she told me the dream, I asked her if she still wants to go on with the abortion but she said no.

We picked the hospital test today and it came out positive. We just picked up some drugs that will help the baby to grow well. We are going back in two weeks time for scan and start preparing for our bundle of joy.

Even though I didn't prepare for this yet, I'm willing to take on the responsibility and see through the challenge. I definitely know that the mother will be so disappointed when she gets to know but I'd rather face that than face jail term should anything happen to her in the process of the abortion.

I plan to pay her bride price by January though.

Some toto get luck sha!

Abi na jaz?

This is the time Nigerians should change their wicked and criminal mentality.
We should be known for good things.
Let's declare a war against Indiscipline in the Country!

The fact is that it is the social miscreants that run out of the country most. Greedy Nigerians and criminals. Most of us here in the country are law-abiding and humane.
Nigeria would be a great country if we shun greed, avarice and fraud.

MzansiCoolio:
...Nigeria is already worse than South Sudan. .. that's why you're no.1 global japarers...

...SA should donate u 2 Europeans to develop your corntree coz you're falilures...

..happy 63rd anniversary of failure... u successfully turned Naija into an uninhabitable place