Food is cheap in the West.

Who gives result to one with many unresolved carryover?

I presume he is yet to clear some carryover issues.

Our universities that are like glorified secondary schools?

Quack graduates everywhere you go.

A man did eye surgery in a private clinic and today he is a blind man.

A graduate teacher who read English as her major in the university, when asked what subject she was detailed to teach in a school, said, "I teaches English"!

We go to universities in foreign countries for quality education and not the type compromised by teachers or lecturers in our institution of learning.

My signature below can change your story and make you have the money to jakpa to study outside the shores of Africa!

Backwardness is breeding children you cannot take care of.

You missed the chance of fvcking her sha.

If I were you, I would have sent 40k to her straight and not ask her to come over. You would have seen her come to spend one week of marathon fvcking with you for FREE!
Do you realise how much it is to get a hook-up for a night fvck?
You see free toto, you dey form hero. Let Nairaland broke guys dey hail you for nothing. Most of them nor get money to blow real cunt na strip chat and vaseline be their grace. E don tey wen their big preeks don enter live toto.

That child is destined to live!
Welcome to a happy family life!👏👏👏🍾

PuZZyNegro:
So, I got entangled with this girl who happens to be an undergraduate student.

Three months into our relationship, she took in. At first, I told her that I don't want abortion because I'm old enough to be a father and I can take care of her and the child.

But she said she wants to terminate it because of her academics and her family. I agreed and took her to the hospital to first conduct a pregnancy test, because the test we did was the home test, after which we would ask the doctor to do the D & C.

We did the test yesterday and was asked to wait for two hours to collect the result but it was getting late so we decided to go and return today to collect the result and abort the pregnancy.

But as soon as we got home, the mum called and told her that she had a dream where she (the mum) came to my house, went to my wardrobe and picked some black clothes and left. That it was really a bad dream/omen

The mum knows me, we talk on the phone but we haven't met in person. Immediately they got off the phone, the girl started crying because fear gripped her.

When she told me the dream, I asked her if she still wants to go on with the abortion but she said no.

We picked the hospital test today and it came out positive. We just picked up some drugs that will help the baby to grow well. We are going back in two weeks time for scan and start preparing for our bundle of joy.

Even though I didn't prepare for this yet, I'm willing to take on the responsibility and see through the challenge. I definitely know that the mother will be so disappointed when she gets to know but I'd rather face that than face jail term should anything happen to her in the process of the abortion.

I plan to pay her bride price by January though.

Some toto get luck sha!

Abi na jaz?

This is the time Nigerians should change their wicked and criminal mentality.
We should be known for good things.
Let's declare a war against Indiscipline in the Country!

The fact is that it is the social miscreants that run out of the country most. Greedy Nigerians and criminals. Most of us here in the country are law-abiding and humane.
Nigeria would be a great country if we shun greed, avarice and fraud.

MzansiCoolio:


...Nigeria is already worse than South Sudan. .. that's why you're no.1 global japarers...

...SA should donate u 2 Europeans to develop your corntree coz you're falilures...

..happy 63rd anniversary of failure... u successfully turned Naija into an uninhabitable place

Stop riding high. It may take you beyond cloud 7.

Honours or no honours, Nigerians nor dey smile as dem hold these certificates because no job even dey honour dem at the end of the day.
My 2:1 lie down for my box dey laugh me there.

9/10👏👏👏

Hey! U don get aid oh. Lucky you!

Toto and its wahala many.

Lord, please let her not fall into gbola temptation.
You see, toto needs regular oiling to make it wet all the time.

Non-sense!

Life itself is like acting a movie. You opt out of it after the end of your role in it.

RIP boy. You will not wholly die!

I've got you babe!
The Lord has answered my prayers!

ItisWell22:


May the Almighty give you the woman of your dreams. 🙏🤲

After you have defiled them, you bring them here for ridicule. Ladies don suffer for men hand oh!

Cum, and I shall anoint your wet kpekus with oil and it shall be filled to overflowing....trust me, you will never need cucumber to do the job again!

Your hatred for men wets your pants anytime you have the opportunity to melt down on them.
Take it easy baby. You always meet the wrong men.
Nigerian men are the most romantic in the world. You need to see how South African ladies lust after our cucumber size preeks.

We demand an apology from you on this forum otherwise we would starve you of sex.

Jennyclay:
Why are Nigerian men this evil God knows I will poison him to death.

You can’t purposely infect me with HIV and go scot free. You don’t joke with my kind of person!!

Foolish randy men everywhere!!!
Evil men everywhere!!!

Polyandry

True. But prostitution is everywhere in Nigeria even in the North.

Ceasarceasar:
This is act is more common among Southern women

I've been on this forum for more than ten years now and had not one day heard Seun, the owner/CEO of this forum come to the open to brag about his laudable achievements.

If I had the power, I would have given him a National honour for being the owner of the most popular social forum in Africa!

I like him for his simplicity and innovativeness even though he has placed a ban on me on this forum severally.

Kudos my boy!

If you are broke and make them believe that you are rolling in dough, then be ready to rob to enable you maintain the status quo otherwise you will go back to masturbation!

Just blowing a trumpet. When it comes to implementation you will hear another story.

Most people from my side of the country are already angry at this act of honesty.

They wish they had such an opportunity.

Nice prompt for a Guinness World Record!

Promolute.

dawnomike:
Which drugs did she prescribed?

My daughter was asked to go for scan today but when the doctor was not available, the Matron attended to her and I was not too sure of what was written there.

Instead of her to ask my daughter to see the doctor tomorrow, she went ahead to recommend drugs for her:
Promolut

Please can a Medical doctor help to interpret this?
See the result below...

Love Bought With Money Ends When There Is No Money To Fuel It!

Ladies get more greedy if a guy is spoiling them with money.