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e so fun won kan gbo o.
awon ode n ja lori obirin kan laye tobirin po nita ju pure water lo.

Doesn't he has the right to know?

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saw this in the archive and tries to bring it up.

Nice joke!

Result of an accident

Result of an accident

Male_Female Toilet

A woman complains:


1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
 
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW , WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN??

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

tope_teadr:
Film

Actor

bawo lo se mo pe GeeCee ko ni iyawo? Se iyawo ori internet ni maa joko ti?
Well, i wish you ni dada ninu iyawo re ori internet.

A good friend of mine from Kogi has requested my help in disposing off his vehicle. He urgently needs the money to enable him complete a residential house.

Are you interested? Or
Know anyone who is interested?

These are the details and a picture of the vehicle:

* Metallic blue
* 5 Passengers
* 6 Cylinder power
* Customized Suspension
* Engine Noise completely harnessed
* KAR registration
* Efficient fuel consumption 10ml/bm
* Quick sale ~ 200,000 only (Remember: First come first served!)    
Intersted persons shuld get in touch with me through Seun the adminstrator




PHOTO attached

this is kooooooolllllllll

According to:

Prof. of Economics
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Prof. of Accountancy
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Algebra
Kiss is infinite because it is two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics
Kiss is the contraction of the mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Philosophy
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Architecture
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects


Prof. of Computer Science
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

E jowo e ma binu simi o. Kini de ti e n ja si Tawa bayi? Kini Tawa ni telomiran ko ni? Se e ko gbodo wa obinrin miran ni? E wa n je ki Tawa so ara re di nkan pataki mo yin lowo. Olorun ma je kin ri oun ti ma fi ja lori omobirin kan kan. Amin!

Recently Yale University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones – hytoestrogens – and that by drinking enough beer men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1-hour period.
100% of the test subjects:

1) Gained weight
2) Talked excessively without making sense
3) Became overly emotional
4) Couldn’t drive
5) Failed to think rationally
6) Argued over nothing
7) Had to sit down while urinating
Refused to apologize when obviously wrong

No further testing was considered necessary.

An elderly carpenter was ready to retire, and he told his boss of his plans to leave and live a more leisurely life with his wife. He would miss the pay check, but he needed to retire. They could get by.

The contractor was sorry to see such a good worker go, and he asked the carpenter to build just one more house as a personal favour.

The carpenter said yes, but in time it was easy to see that his heart was not in his work. He resorted to shoddy workmanship and used inferior materials. It was an unfortunate way to end a dedicated career.

When the carpenter finished his work, the employer came to inspect the house. He handed the front-door key to the carpenter. “This is your house,” he said. “It is my gift to you.”

The carpenter was shocked! What a shame! If he had only known he was building his own house, he would have done it all so differently.

So it is with us. We build our lives, a day at a time, often putting less than our best into the building. Then with a shock we realize we have to live in the house we have built.
If we could do it over, we’d do it much differently. But we cannot go back…

You are the carpenter of your life. Each day you hammer a nail, place a board, or erect a wall.
Your attitudes and the choices you make today build your “house” for tomorrow…

Build wisely!
Ask God to be the Master-builder of your life!
He will show you how to build a strong foundation for the ‘house’ of your life.

SOMEBODY SENT ME THIS MAIL.




A must "Read". How ironic, a heavy piece by a Caucasian.

THEY ARE STILL OUR SLAVES. We can continue to reap profits from the Blacks without the effort of physical slavery. Look at the current methods of containment that they use on themselves: IGNORANCE, GREED, and SELFISHNESS. Their IGNORANCE is the primary weapon of containment. A great man once said, "The best way to hide something from Black people is to put it in a book." We now live in the Information Age. They have gained the opportunity to read any book on any subject through the efforts of their fight for freedom, yet they refuse to read. There are numerous books readily available at Borders, Barnes &; Noble, and Amazon.com, not to mention their own Black Bookstores that provide solid blueprints to reach economic equality (which should have been their fight all along), but few read consistently, if at all. GREED is another powerful weapon of containment. Blacks, since the abolition of slavery, have had large amounts of money at their disposal. Last year they spent 10 billion dollars during Christmas, out of their 450 billion dollars in total yearly income (2.22%). Any of us can use them as our target market, for any business venture we care to dream up, no matter how outlandish, they will buy into it. Being primarily a consumer people, they function totally by greed. They continually want more, with little thought for saving or investing. They would rather buy some new sneaker than invest in starting a business. Some even neglect their children to have the latest Tommy or FUBU, and they still think that having a Mercedes, and a big house gives them "Status" or that they have achieved their Dream. They are fools! The vast majority of their people are still in poverty because their greed holds them back from collectively making better communities. With the help of BET, and the rest of their black media that often broadcasts destructive images into their own homes, we will continue to see huge profits like those of Tommy and Nike. (Tommy Hilfiger has even jeered them, saying he doesn't want their money, and look at how the fools spend more with him than ever before!). They'll continue to show off to each other while we build solid communities with the profits from our businesses that we market to them.
SELFISHNESS, ingrained in their minds through slavery, is one of the major ways we can continue to contain them. One of their own, Dubois said that there was an innate division in their culture. A "Talented Tenth" he called it. He was correct in his deduction that there are segments of their culture that has achieved some "form" of success. However, that segment missed the fullness of his work. They didn't read that the "Talented Tenth" was then responsible to aid The Non Talented Ninety Percent in achieving a better life. Instead, that segment has created another class, a Buppie class that looks down on their people or aids them in a condescending manner. They will never achieve what we have. Their selfishness does not allow them to be able to work together on any project or endeavor of substance. When they do get together, their selfishness lets their egos get in the way of their goal. Their so-called help organizations seem to only want to promote their name without making any real change in their community. They are content to sit in conferences and conventions in our hotels, and talk about what they will do, while they award plaques to the best speakers, not the best doers. Is there no end to their selfishness? They steadfastly refuse to see that TOGETHER EACH ACHIEVES MORE (TEAM). They do not understand that they are no better than each other of what they own as a matter of fact, most of those Buddies are but one or two pay checks away from poverty. All of which is under the control of our pens in our offices and our rooms. Yes, we will continue to contain them as long as they refuse to read, continue to buy anything they want, and keep thinking they are "helping" their communities by paying dues to organizations which do little other than hold lavish conventions in our hotels. By the way, don't worry about any of them reading this letter, remember, THEY DON'T READ!!!!

Did he gave her something like this?

Registry

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Thanx efuah.
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And how do u know so much?

If 1 day u feel like crying, call me. I don't promise dat i will make u smile but i can cry with u.
if 1 day u feel like running away, don't be afraid 2 call me. I don't promise 2 ask u 2 stop but i can run with u.
If 1 day u don't want 2 listen 2 anybody, call me and i promise 2 be very quiet.
But if 1 day u call and there is no answer, come fast 2 see me. Perhaps i need u.

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making up for the lost ground.
no 3

no 2

Post number 1

I can forget a place, forget a name, forget a face, forget a game, forget anybody.
But forgetting you? Forget it.
You're always on mind!

fulfilment

Nella:
lol, i wanted 2 pull your leg small sha

i dey oo wetin dey 4 your side??

do u think this thred go acctually get anywhere?? - lol


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