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I had tot guys will fall 4 dis and post their pix but somehow dey refused to fall. But if you asked for the handsome men in the house, all men/guys will come up 2 say dey are cute. Guys post r pix.


What? What about mine?
Soon!

GeeCee:
Men, so hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true,
but if u don't, they will say u are selfish,

NOTE: u = female

@ somze

I just think the above quote is not being fulfilled here.

clemcykul:
wow that is one lengthy unromantic letter!

if u by accident bring this to me i'll gladly fling u n2 a lions den,

because i can't imagine myself married to a man whose whole duty, is albout

concoting meaningless word just to say i love you!

whatever happened to sms

cheers dear guess u got f9 in peotry

Probably u did not notice that the thread said "Old Love Letters" and you did not even bother to look at the date on the letter. There was no GSM then and so there can't be sms.
Then tell me, are u so cheap to be toasted using phone or sms? and not one on one.
Or is it that you look scary to men?

Just Asking. No Offence.

Last

A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river".

And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river".

And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river".

Again the congregation cried, "Amen!"

The preacher sat down.

The deacon then stood up and said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river'"

THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!!!

I got this somewhere and i felt like sharing it.

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him
If u Don't, he says u are too PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.

If u don't make love to him, he says u don't Love him
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEMS, he says u are TROUBLESOME
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

Men, so hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true, 
but if u don't, they will say u are selfish, 

NOTE: u = female

Ga

jokes

At work,
September 7th, 1935
My dearest, sweetest, fondest, fantastic, Extra-ordinary, paragon of beauty a.k.a Toyin.

I hope this letter meets you in a fabulous state of metabolism, if so doxology.

My principal aim of writing this letter to you is to gravitate your mind towards a matter of global and universal importance, which has been troubling my soul. The matter is very important. Even as I am writing, my adrenaline is 100 per cent on the Richter scale, my temperature is rising, the wind vane of my mind is pointing North, South, West and East at the same time; the mirror in my eyes has only your divine image.

Indeed when I sleep, you are the one in my medulla oblongata, and I dream about you. I went out to sea in my dream, and I saw you: surrounded by H20 and you in your majesty rose from the abdomen of the sea like Yemoja, the avatar of beauty. Oh, Lord be with us! We are thy servants. As you can see, I am in a serious dilemma. And I want you to take my matter seriously. At this junction, what our Lord said on this matter is germane. He says we should ask, and we shall be given, we should seek and we will find, and that we should knock, and it will be opened unto us. I am this 10th day of the seventh month in the year of our Lord, nineteen hundred and thirty-five, asking, seeking and knocking at your door. My prayer is that thou should open so that thy servant can enter. I want to wake up in the morning and see only your face. I want you to be the only sugar in my tea, the only fly in my ointment, the butter on my bread, the grey matter of my system, the oxygen in my head, the planet of my universe, the wall clock of my room, the conveyor belt of my soul.

I pray that you realise the gargantuan nature of my predicament. If you refuse, my life will be like tea without sugar, like a snail without shell, a Xmas goat without a horn. In fact I'd become a living ghost. In fact I'd kill myself. What is life if I can't wake up in the morning and behold your face? You model of pulchritude, patiently created by God on a Sunday morning before he went on a deserved holiday.

Please Oluwatoyin, let me be your Romeo. Make me the Adam to your Eve.

Shakespeare said it all: ‘if music be the food of love, play on’. I want to emphasise, universally and responsibly, that you are love itself. You are the metaphor, oxymoron, thesis, antithesis, irony, gerund, conjunction and the adverb of love. At this juncture, let me also say that the geography of your body is a permanent alleluia. Ammonia, urea and iodine- not from your body, you are too beautiful for that, what I see in your body is milk and honey. At this juncture, brevity is the soul of wit. A stitch in time saves nine. Procrastination is the thief of time. An opportunity once lost can never be regained. Make hay while the sun shines. All that glitters is not gold. The journey of a thousand years begins with a step. What God has put together let no man put asunder. To be a man is not an easy task even God's time is the best. But time waits for no one.
A man without love is like a fish out of water. I know you are a sagacious girl.

If you like the veracity of what I am saying, please fill the attached form and let me have it pronto. The mark at the bottom of this page is a kiss from me to you. I remain your beloved, faithful, loyal, One and only admirer.

great

Ouch

coooooolllll

A bunch of useless pple! It's a great pity for this nation. There are times that even our pple here make us regret ever being a nigerian. A convicted thief given so much attention and welcome.

GOD SAVE NIGERIA!!!

Last

Quest

dominique:
this thng gets harder wit every post. next should be 203

Correct!!!
Next will be 211

bodija:
Please can any one there tell me when and which station show this gulder ultimates show?

U need not bother yourself as u probably won't enjoy d show. The set of contestants in dis edition is about the worst contestants i have seen in any show so far. I watched it once and decided not to watch it again. It was so horrible.

Sorry 184 is wrong.
Sory 187 is also wrong.


Next is 191

valenti

Congratulations!!!
My bro, it's high time you got married to dat ur girlfriend. U don dey old ooo.
Wishing all the best life culd offer.

What a story! Dat's very touching.

I call him "Daddy mi".
Or Baba Oloye

Nigeria is no hell.
Probably your own personal world na hell.

Life in danger

Rich Dad:
If na me,i go jump down ,sebi na water i no go wound abi?

Wound ke? You no go wound o.
You go just go straight down to the bottom of the water. After some hours, you go come up again floating on the water. By that time, you should be having a chat with your long gone ancestors.

Pinaapple



House

Question and the Answer given by Candidates, they are IAS (Indian Administrative Services - THE most difficult examination in India.


Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)


Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)


Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)


Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)


Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)


Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)


Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )


Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.


Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.


Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid


Sometimes just thinking out of the box is what it takes!

Chei

And who wants to know?

Butterfly