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What makes you think you deserve an answer?

Cos you have to go up from the down.


why are we playing this game?

Have you ever heard of the hunter becoming the hunt.

Planning to steal som1's heart does not mean u can't b stolen.

Just watch your back!!!

Next is 167

I will love to steal Aiphie even if just for a century.

Wetin person fit do with your name?

Yes. All senses workin.





Have you ever miss your way?

Which one?

Dijoka:
My mother does not see the irony in calling me "SON OF A BITCH"

She can't be lying. She shuld know better than everybody else.

Ogede

When faced with a mountain,
I will not quit!
I will keep on striving
Until I climb over,
Find a pass through,
Tunnel underneath,
Or simply stay and turn
The mountain into a gold mine
With God’s help!

clemcykul:
okay! okay! i love her, i wont set her free whadda hell!
so tell me sweetie where do i belong?

Possibly the group of the weak.

Kleptomania. I just hope i'm right.




Rough,

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Remember, 40% of the things we worry about never happen, 30% are in the past and cannot be helped, 12% concern affairs of others that aren’t our business, 10% are about sickness – real or imagined. Only the remaining 8% are worth worrying about. So, attack the 8% with faith and action. Worry never rob tomorrow of its sorrow; it only sap today of its strength.

The Original version:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was,

Now the New Versions,


Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ,
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was


Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
Don't worry, she will come back


Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she ever comes back, ask her why


Impatient:

If you love someone,
Set her free ,
If she doesn't come back within some time
forget her.


Patient:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back


Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free ,
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, (repeat as many times as required)


C++ Programmer:

if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new Cshe


Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!


Lawyers:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that,


Bill Gates :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.


Biologist :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.


Statisticians:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.


Schwarzenegger's fans:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!


Over-possessive person:

If you love someone
don't set her free.


HR specialist:

If you love someone
set her free by
Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.


MBA:

If you love someone
set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously


Psychologist:

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.


Somnabulist:

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.


Rhett Butler:

If you love someone
set YOURSELF FREE
If she asks you why
say you don't give a damn.


ERP functional expert:

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis


Finance expert:

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back its time to look into fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.


Marketing Expert:

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets

@ Miginies, LOL. I take no offence, your definition is funny but dat's not true.

yah

For want of a better place to post this, i'm posting it in the jokes forum. It's no joke.


H Have self confidence
U Understand the viewpoint of others
M Make yourself the friend of all
A Admit it when you are wrong
N Never make promises you cannot keep


R Respect and courtesy are important
E Explain thoroughly
L Look, listen & learn
A Avoid arguments
T Try to be approachable and sociable
I Insist on selfless service to the community
O Others first, self last
N Never criticize in public
S Stress and positive always

And wat's d definition of femib26?

Ijebu o da, Ijesha o sun won; Iwo kan wa de o ni iwo Ijebu-Jesha.

Case

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other end.

Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of any.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by a feminine water-power.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Dictionary: a place where divorce comes before marriage.

Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic: A book which people praise but does not read.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atomic Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosophy: A fool who torments himself during life to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Towers says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY.

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy not different from the rest except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politicians: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills with pills and kills you with his bills.

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking. "I have an idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you give this speech so many times. I'll bet I could give it for you." Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!" When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly. Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool. Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."

Last person!

Eso

So you think it's your own case alone i will attend to on net. It was even 3 mins after you posted that i check the game again.


Well, i won't bother to reply whatever you say again except in continuation of the game. You started the thread, why shuld you also be the one to take it off-course?

Next prime no is 127.

Not

Infourmer:
I don tire for this game jo,we go they carry calculator before we post again? ha na wa O

You don't need a calculator b4 you give the next prime no. A functional brain will do (if you've got one).
U can ask your younger siblings in elementary school.

Next 113

phenomenon:
Thanks brov but you skipped 91.

Next up: 101

91 is not a prime number. It is divisible by 1, 7, 13 & 91.

MISTAKE #9: Not Knowing EXACTLY What To Do In Each Type Of Situation With Women

Now I'm going to blow your mind,
A woman ALWAYS knows what you're thinking.
Women are approximately TEN TIMES better than men at reading body language. That's ten TIMES.
I know it might be hard to believe. But for example, if you're out on a date with a woman, and you want to kiss her, she knows it.
And if you don't know exactly what to do and exactly HOW to kiss her, and you just sit there looking at her and getting nervous, she won't help!
And this goes for ALL aspects of women and dating,
Approaching a woman, getting her number, asking her out, kissing her, getting physical, everything.
If you don't know what to do in each situation, you will probably screw it up, and LOSE EVERYTHING.
And you KNOW it.
It is VITALLY important that you know EXACTLY how to go from one step to the next with a woman, from the first meeting, all the way to the bedroom.




MISTAKE #10: Not Getting HELP
This is the biggest mistake of all.
This is the mistake that keeps most men from EVER having the kind of success with women that they truly want.
I know, guys don't like to make themselves look weak or helpless. We don't like to ask for help.
Hey, I've been there myself.
Let me tell you a little about me and how I figured out how to be successful with women,
About five years ago I became fed up with the fact that I didn't know how to approach, meet, and get dates with women that I was attracted to.
It frustrated the hell out of me.
One night I was out with a friend, and I saw a woman I wanted to ask out, but I just couldn't get up the nerve to do it. I can still remember that night, right on the spot I made the decision to do whatever it took to learn how to be successful with women and dating.
Well, after a lot of hard work and trying all kinds of crazy things, I finally figured it all out.
I can now approach just about any woman and get her number almost instantly. I've dated models, I've dated actresses, and I've dated nice, normal, regular girls as well.
It has been a very rewarding experience. I no longer feel that sick, insecure feeling, like I don't know how to meet women, and I might wind up alone.
I know that anytime, anywhere, I can go out and meet attractive women.
P.S. Do some friends a favor, and FORWARD this article to their email addresses. It might be the biggest gift you ever give them.

MISTAKE #7: Thinking That It Takes Money And Looks
One of the most common mistakes that guys make is giving up before they've even gotten started, because they think that attractive women are only interested in men who have looks and money, or guys who are a certain height, or guys who are a certain age.
And sure, there are some women who are only interested in these things.
But MOST women are far more interested in a man's personality than his wallet or his looks.
There are personality traits that attract women like a magnet,
And if you learn what they are and how to use them, YOU can be one of these guys.
YOU DO NOT have to "settle" for a woman just because you aren't rich, tall, or handsome.
Let me say this again: If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that YOU feel when you see a hot, sexy young woman.





MISTAKE #8: Giving Away All Of Your Power To Women
Earlier I mentioned that it's a mistake to look to a woman for approval or permission.
Well, another similar tactic that a lot of guys use is GIVING AWAY THEIR POWER to women.
Said differently, guys try to get women to like them by doing whatever the woman wants.
Another bad idea,
Women are NEVER attracted to men that they can walk all over, Women aren't attracted to Wussies!