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ksstroud:
Fixed

Super Stroud, what is it again?

Moyarh:
Ermm... Out of context - but one can actually gradually learn to adapt to the heat. No?

What if the heat is so intense at the beginning?
Can you stand the burning of coal in a furnace? " Absolutely No. That's what I thought

ProudOlodo:
You make it difficult to give up

So what do you actually want from this monicker

ProudOlodo:
Hahahahahaha. I was once told Mother Nature sometimes hides her softness with the scariest fronts

You don't give up. Do you?

ProudOlodo:
Lol. You almost made me forgot where we're coming from. You're a true Engine bae, master of complexities.

Pls just don't let the engineness get in the way of a beautiful simple thing. Just leave your GEE effect to me to handle. Let me decide what I'll do with the heat

Don't say I didn't warn you o. If you get your heartbroken now, you'll run back here to seek solace and advice. The truth is, when I break your heart, I won't be around to mend it.

ProudOlodo:
Nah. Some effects don't wear off that easily, you know. They cling once and persist for long

Don't be so sure young man. Have you ever thought of how complicated some effects could be? The same way they rain positive, they equally rain negative. If you can't stand the heat, you absolutely have no reason been in the kitchen

ProudOlodo:
You know environment alters things in amazing ways...like having an Olodo transformed where GEE is present

So if GEE decides to take a vacation from this thread, you'll be duller than this? Jus saying, you won't always have me around

ProudOlodo:
GEE love. Have an exclusively fantastic week

You are so kind honey. I thought you to be Olodo but you have proven otherwise..... Lol

ProudOlodo:
And you too

You too my love

amicable09:
I did honey, I slept well and woke up better. I'll see to it that the entire process is fast and devoid of unnecessary bottlenecks, by January ending you will be Mrs GEE *Smiles.

Did you have enough sleep last night?

Sure I did. I wish you a wonderful week

ksstroud:
105%

Seriously 105%? Based on the little knowledge I've garnered in recent time, no adventure or expended energy can be 100% efficient. So going beyond normal contravene Engineering law and as such, will provide ground for your disqualification except proven otherwise.

I'll pretend Mis wealth is not seeing this

amicable09:
Is there someone your heart is already going out for?

As of now, no one. I'm waiting on you to complete the entire process, so that I can take to Nairaland alter and tie the knot with him.

Hope you slept well sweetheart

ksstroud:
Don't dare me...proof ain't far from me

Does that mean you've invested 90% of your useful time stalking me?

ksstroud:
For real...
These ones I'm seeing on fb nko....

Oga Stroud, clear your eyes and check again. Maybe you seeing Abinbawealth's pics

mcshegs:
The power of the face in speeding up the much-needed emotional connection can't be under-emphasized, still.

Sorry prospective boo, I don't put my picture on social platform.

Abimbex007:
RSVP- ProudOlodo
I luv food plsss

I trust proudolodo will do a wonderful job. His name proceeds him. As for Food, don't worry daughter, just make a wish and it shall be granted

lantessy:
Anyone knows what GEExclusive can offer? No be say she go come friendzone after strict and strenuous recruitment process oo?

Let me at this point inform you that after the rigorous recruitment, a preferred boo will be chosen. The preferred boo should be ready with the following items cus just after the exercise, will come our Nairaland wedding.
(1) Online wedding ring
(2) Online wedding gown
(3) Online wedding shoes
It is important to note that the maid of honour for the wedding will be Amicable09 while Abimbex007 will be the ring bearer.

So if I were you, I ll use all the weapons in my arsenal to ensure I get to put an online ring on her finger.
Meanwhile, there ll be online honeymoon, so be ready

mcshegs:
How would I have known abt your interest apart from merely asking directly if I didn't pull that? Think I got that right. How about we don't do this just for fellow Joblanders? How about we make this a real adventure??
Inability to place a face to the moniker isn't helping tho.

As of now, you don't need a face to the moniker, all you need is emotional connection.

kaboninc:
Why don't you make him feel special?

I'm sorry I don't know how to do that. Or do you have any proposition as to how to accomplish that?

mcshegs:
Running out of things to do to get you out of my mind. All I have is ur moniker, that lingers in my mind to think about you, increasing the urge of getting to see ur face. How about we start with you putting up a profile pic??

How about telling me things I don't already heard before. That first line was lifted directly from BRANDY's long distance. I'm a fan of good music, so copying lines directly to woo me will certainly not work. If you want to make me feel special, be innovative

mcshegs:
Every application was a hit back to back but babe still never fall. Patience ti take over joor

Good line. It like you've got a lot of wooing lines in your brain. C'mon show us what you've got. I'm listening patiently for that one word that ll make me say I do.

amicable09:
Oh! K. I'm very fine, thanks. You?

I'm great

lantessy:
How did you apply? When is the deadline?

Send your detailed CV and cover letter to Mis Amicable, Human Resources Officer in charge of the recruitment.

amicable09:
My love! Asa nwam! Happy Sunday to you! Hope you went to church?
Gee honey, is Shell also reviewing your application?

Yes o. It been under review since November. How are you today?

Abimbex007:
Happy Sunday Mama
Geexclusive,,hw are u doing??
Proudolodo, Weldone ooo
Ksstroud,, wier art thou??
Hapi new week to everyone!!!

Happy new week to you daughter. I wish you a ground breaking breakthrough this week

mcshegs:
Thanks amicable. Kindly get in touch as soon you're ready for me, so we can get cracking.
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Geexclusive darling, how are you today? Slept good??

Don't fall yet dear. Your application is still under review . If you have been following Shell thread, you'll know what it means for an application to be under review. So chill

9inches:
Thou shall not take the name of your oga in vain.

Your monicker sounds scary, I'm outta here. 9inches what??

amicable09:
Ehen! I'm here now. Went to read one very sweet but long writeup by karleone *smiles.

Gee love, mcshegs submitted his proposal? I received your mail. I'll have to arrange for a chat with him, before we move to test stage and then the interview process, then medicals. If he passes all these testings then we will meet his guarantors. After which we can satisfactorily conclude and extend our lovely handshake to him for partnership. *smiles.

Good one.

9inches:

Sorry oga. You missed road

mcshegs:
Was application actually intended? Maybe or maybe not. But then, its received already. Looking forward to a favourable response and a wonderful e-mingleness.

In the mean time, I'm pleased to inform you that your application has been forwarded to amicable09 for thorough review. She is my HRM. She hire and fire on my behalf

amicable09:
Hahahaha, it hasn't gotten to that yet! You two barely know each other, this is what happens when a handsome dude and a pretty chic are paired, their ego and beauty gets in the way but I'll see to it that Dahveydson stops shying away from you *smiles.

Fine boys can be shy sha...lol. Dahveydson!!! where are you at? Come out from hiding ...lol, I have sth to tell you *winks.

The guy is too shy. He has to Braze up, if not, I go carry my love Waka

mcshegs:
Quoted for future reference

Application received. I'm pleased to inform you that your application has been received and will be given consideration