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kinglahkay:
I need the beautiful you as whole

mmmmmm dats flattering, r u sure?

Msquare220:
like seriously?

yes sir

watered:
Okay my own na sir and d oda fella answer na yes dearie

wetin u wan make i come do

kinglahkay:
where have you been

sweetie

writing out ma poem,do u nid some fin

watered:
Genea

sir??

kinglahkay:
genea

yes dearie

aa

Msquare220:
That word(Virgin) no dea my dictionary

den it needs to b upgraded

kinglahkay:
WORD FROM THE HEART TO GENEA


••she own a face forge with black diamond,
••& also blessed with a shape that brings about the name of an instrument called "hourglass"
••she's the true definition of something sweet
••her voice will definitely make a dead nigga cheat death
••genea was a lass created on Sunday.. God had to lie that he was resting
••winning her heart is worth thrice of making heaven
••she's such a diva with a smile that makes hell fire shiver
••she's the only lass on planet earth worth calling a beautiful woman
••she's always sparking me up like an unretified wrong electrical wire connection

mmmmm am blushing spontaneously

D1ck:
[Nah..... You already have one!!! And the guy is an embodiment of humility...No matter what you write he's gonna appreciate it... Unlike a d1ck headed mofo like me...I'll turn you down

eeeeya

D1ck:
hmm don't humor me Are you preparing your lines?

lol i dont have a ruler ,lend me urs

so wah do i do nxt,have declared who am wooing

D1ck:
And nice pix by the way, you must be really nice in blowing balloons @ genea

lolx tnx *winks

sauceny:
Back to sender

tot u like coughing, nawti u

zicoraads:
Finally! This Nigga has a wooer

lmao

missclasssy:
Good morning guys, I present the news at 9am
Your top stories

Its less than 10 hours to the big event, which promises to be one of the best wooing competitions ever held on nairaland. There has been a lot of buzz and drama leading up to the show and hopefully the contest would present even more excitement that the build up to it
Remember ladies, there is still enough time for you to participate in this grand event.
Its simple, just woo someone and tag the host. You can make it more fun by picking someone in one of the incomplete slots


D1ck engages in a fight with luxanne and dimples192
............... The controversial dude with an awkward moniker yesterday seemed to express his frustration of not having a wooer by engaging in exchange of words with luxanne and Uk based dimple192. This didn't go well for D1ck as the two ladies gave him a huge piece of their minds
The dude had no choice but to apologize and the matter died down

Truckpusher is in the news........ It seems this guy was born to make trouble. He went his normal routine of making silly jokes and hauling rude comments at any lady he sees on this thread.
His number one customer, tashaamania felt the heat yesterday as he threw jabbs at her from every direction
Truckpusher even went as far as asking a nairalander by the name of mirexxx a very awkward question
This were his words
"good girl what is the color of your pant"
Draify, it seems you just got yourself a patient


Mizmycoli is in the news...... The articulate sexy mama was busted yesterday after she made a statement to missclassy, where she said that she wouldn't participate in this years women's wooing edition promising that she would participate in the next years edition
But she forgot that this was the same statement she made to zicoraads during the last edition. To make things worse for her, the host naijaboiy presented a screen shot of where she had made that comment as proof
With all the evidence, mizmycoli had no choice but to decide to participate in this years competition. She is yet to officially declare who she would be wooing though

There was a little debate in the early hours of this morning, where dimples192 presented an Idea to the host regarding the audition process of the wooing contest.
She was of the opinion that a rule should be made prohibiting a slot with just one wooer.
She stated that this was a competition and it wouldn't be a competition if a guy or a lady had just one wooer
Well let's see how that goes.

Area mama, Ireneony is in the news again...... the beautiful lady this morning officially declared that she would be wooing crush and owner of nairaland, seun in the upcoming wooing contest.
She has never been shy in showing her love for the intelligent young man, after even having been banned for making public proclamations
Could this be true love ?

Agapecharis's prayers seemed to have been answered today after a newly registered female member decided to woo him.
Sadly for him, the lady opted out after some questions were thrown at her by some members. The questions were asked because it was a bit strange for a member who registered just a day ago to just decided to woo someone
Could this have been a "set-up" as a result of desperation?

It looks like kinglahkay has left his clique of wooless guys majorly comprising of jacksparrow127, kingtom, agapecharis, d1ck
Dreyl and others after the dazzling genea decided to officially woo him.
PRAISE THE LORD!!!

Could truckpusher be in love with caracta ?
The interesting young man made this statement after pleading with carata to woo him
"Bae I am dying for you to say something tonight even if its once in a life time. It would be more than I ever heard
Your worth is immeasurable"
Please whoever is wooing this guy should do well to compose lines that will make him forget this lady forever.

That would be all for now, I remain you number one aproko, missclassy

Cc
Naijaboiy
Chibwike
Nneka123

lol can can stop lafin

missclasssy:
Good morning guys, I present the news at 9am
Your top stories

Its less than 10 hours to the big event, which promises to be one of the best wooing competitions ever held on nairaland. There has been a lot of buzz and drama leading up to the show and hopefully the contest would present even more excitement that the build up to it
Remember ladies, there is still enough time for you to participate in this grand event.
Its simple, just woo someone and tag the host. You can make it more fun by picking someone in one of the incomplete slots


D1ck engages in a fight with luxanne and dimples192
............... The controversial dude with an awkward moniker yesterday seemed to express his frustration of not having a wooer by engaging in exchange of words with luxanne and Uk based dimple192. This didn't go well for D1ck as the two ladies gave him a huge piece of their minds
The dude had no choice but to apologize and the matter died down

Truckpusher is in the news........ It seems this guy was born to make trouble. He went his normal routine of making silly jokes and hauling rude comments at any lady he sees on this thread.
His number one customer, tashaamania felt the heat yesterday as he threw jabbs at her from every direction
Truckpusher even went as far as asking a nairalander by the name of mirexxx a very awkward question
This were his words
"good girl what is the color of your pant"
Draify, it seems you just got yourself a patient


Mizmycoli is in the news...... The articulate sexy mama was busted yesterday after she made a statement to missclassy, where she said that she wouldn't participate in this years women's wooing edition promising that she would participate in the next years edition
But she forgot that this was the same statement she made to zicoraads during the last edition. To make things worse for her, the host naijaboiy presented a screen shot of where she had made that comment as proof
With all the evidence, mizmycoli had no choice but to decide to participate in this years competition. She is yet to officially declare who she would be wooing though

There was a little debate in the early hours of this morning, where dimples192 presented an Idea to the host regarding the audition process of the wooing contest.
She was of the opinion that a rule should be made prohibiting a slot with just one wooer.
She stated that this was a competition and it wouldn't be a competition if a guy or a lady had just one wooer
Well let's see how that goes.

Area mama, Ireneony is in the news again...... the beautiful lady this morning officially declared that she would be wooing crush and owner of nairaland, seun in the upcoming wooing contest.
She has never been shy in showing her love for the intelligent young man, after even having been banned for making public proclamations
Could this be true love ?

Agapecharis's prayers seemed to have been answered today after a newly registered female member decided to woo him.
Sadly for him, the lady opted out after some questions were thrown at her by some members. The questions were asked because it was a bit strange for a member who registered just a day ago to just decided to woo someone
Could this have been a "set-up" as a result of desperation?

It looks like kinglahkay has left his clique of wooless guys majorly comprising of jacksparrow127, kingtom, agapecharis, d1ck
Dreyl and others after the dazzling genea decided to officially woo him.
PRAISE THE LORD!!!

Could truckpusher be in love with caracta ?
The interesting young man made this statement after pleading with carata to woo him
"Bae I am dying for you to say something tonight even if its once in a life time. It would be more than I ever heard
Your worth is immeasurable"
Please whoever is wooing this guy should do well to compose lines that will make him forget this lady forever.

That would be all for now, I remain you number one aproko, missclassy

Cc
Naijaboiy
Chibwike
Nneka123

lolx cant stop lafin

D1ck:
I'll prefer you call be a d1ck, so I can manipulate your clit

mmmmm dats extremel

hi naijaboiy i wud like to woo kinglahkay

D1ck:
Lol! Dats wat I'm talking about,,, I like hoes with huge cojones..

show me what you got pwerry

am no hoe ,unlesss u r a cutlass

bqlekan:
i wouldnt want to try it again,the last time i did, i lukd like a masquerade

mmmmmm dats cute

Msquare220:
V as in Vegetarian?

virgin as in viaaaaargin

sauceny:
Just that the spirit in me tells me that you ermmmm *Cough cough*...Apparently i seem to have a cough & can't say what it is with you being a VJ,Thank You

dat cough go kill u

sauceny:
Hmmm

waaaaaaah

bqlekan:
lol, i guess a man shldnt try going for a crazy random pics session..

y ,its cul ooo

kinglahkay:
there's no sh.it to consider my queen just tag the gee ya wooing & naijaboy

i yaf heard u

D1ck:
Hell, the competition is just 15mins and you've been here reading comments like forever

lol dnt lemme deal wit u ooo

bqlekan:
Like you hid something in your mouth.. its cool sha

lol
crazy random pix

kinglahkay:
time nah!!!!!!! with the lil ish you did just now.. seriously you need only 1hour to compose a do.pe wooing ish!!!!

tnx i wud consider dat

D1ck:
Then get the hell out ta here, you must be feeling fly with the lame lines you just dropped..... You ass really need whooping maybe you can get your damn cerebrum straight

lol am not feeling high
mind u ,i weally wanna participate bt classes and assignments r not helpin maras

just entered ma room since 8am in d morin
am not tryin to feel proud
anyways am enjoying masef wit dis thread anytym i open it

kinglahkay:
inform naijaboy
about who da fück you're wooing

that's all queen

tnx bt i dnt think i have enof time to participate

bqlekan:
That your dp ehn..

wetin do am