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RomanceRe: What Caused Your Last Break Up?? by general09: 6:07pm On Dec 23, 2018
I told her I wasn't really enjoying sex that there was nothing special about sex. She then advised me to Bleep harder that I will get a better understanding of it and since the day I decided to Bleep "harder" my life has not been the same. Anyway, she couldn't withstand my firing power, so she took off . If you know, you know!!!
CelebritiesRe: "HOT Wednesday" - Nina Ivy In Thigh-Revealing Outfit by general09: 2:55pm On Dec 05, 2018
If I nack this girl, if I nack this girl! I swear her brain go go back to factory settings.

My one round which is equivalent to 5 of some guys will do the magic!

The only thing she will hear when I am working on her is gbam! gbam!! gbam!!! And the sound of my sweat dropping on her body, tab! tab!!tab!!!

I take it personal when dealing with an olosho. It gives me strength beyond imagining..
RomanceRe: Lady Sharing Office With Me Wants To Be My Baby Mama, Gives Me Green Light by general09: 2:57pm On Oct 18, 2018
Not again! Why come here and cry like a sissy?
Guy, mount this girl and give her a good ride. Ride her like your charging through sambisa forest. But be sure you use condom.
RomanceRe: I Am Thinking Of Quitting My Relationship, Please Advise Me On What To Do by general09: 10:40am On Oct 16, 2018
No! Don't leave her yet. Help her to live the life that she want.
How do you do that?
1. Control your heart from loving her
2. Convert that love to anger
3. Channel that anger to your di*k
4. If you do the item 3 sincerely, you will notice the reaction on your di*k. It will become aware of your pain thereby becoming malicious that when you look at it when it's charged, you will see the malice written all over it. It will be thick, strong, full of veins..that's your weapon bro. That's your weapon!
5. Now use it to attack her kpekus vigorously
Note: when attacking, don't do it for you to enjoy. Tell yourself that your doing it for her ie that your trying to liberate her from a curse.
6. Keep doing it at every opportunity. Boy! She will take off and will never blame you. Instead, when ever she sees you she will be like good afternoon bross.
Try this and thank me later.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Nina Pardons Miracle As She Begins To Follow Him On IG Again by general09: 9:53pm On Oct 13, 2018
Omo, if na me ehn, I go collect one quick one for Ghana.
If you know, you know!
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Would You Do If This Guy Were Your Boyfriend Or Husband? (photos) by general09: 9:26pm On Oct 10, 2018
Nyash everywhere!! I never get to disappoint them. I make sure I work on them properly. Imagine what i could do with this.#Damage.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji's Baby Daddy - Husband-To-Be Is Itsekiri From Delta State by general09: 5:26pm On Sep 14, 2018
I keep imagining how this one is being damaged in the other room. Did I hear her shouting mummy o? Lol.
CelebritiesRe: Lies: Duncan Mighty Denied By Nigerian Military School (Press Release) by general09: 10:23pm On Jul 04, 2018
Hehehehe, can't beat us can't join us. cool

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