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LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Heartbroken Hustler by generalbush(m): 12:23pm On Mar 30, 2017
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Heartbroken Hustler by generalbush(m): 12:23pm On Mar 30, 2017
“Jesus Christ” I muttered sadly. I almost wet my trousers the moment he grabbed hold of us. Before I knew what was happening, they were numbered about four policemen all surrounding I and Myles.

“Myles was already crying, as I tried to hold myself together”

“Nigerians right?” He shouted as they dragged us towards a room. He opened the door immediately and behold I saw they had already gotten hold of Wind. I stared at him like someone who just came out of trance. I continued to look around, and couldn’t just figure out what was happening.

“Have we been caught?” I asked myself within severally.

“Clean up your face, don’t raise suspicion” I said to Myles quietly.

“I think they have caught up with us” He said with a low voice.

“I don’t think so yet, just be calm” I assured him.

All of a sudden, one of their top ranking mean looking officers bounced into the room, he was having a pot belle and moved with so much command. He entered the room and asked about us. They pointed our directions to him, and he quickly asked us to be transferred to his office. They were numbering about three officers in the room where we were. They asked us to stand and we were ushered into a room where we sat and the senior officer was staring at us directly in the face.

“Nigerians?” He asked once again

We nodded our heads positively.

“I know what you do here” He said with his non-polished grammar. We continued to stare at him speechless.

“I will allow you pass, but once outside here, don’t allow me catch you” He said with his voice quite loud.

“That was the agreement I had with your sponsor” He concluded before sipping a drink from the cup beside him.

I continued to nod, as Myles and Wind followed suit. He called one of his officers to come close. He brought his head lower to his mouth and whispered something into his ear. The officer nodded and left the room, and finally came back with two other policemen. I studied their body language and I concluded that we just entered a trap that was well prepared for us.

I maintained my breathing pattern, as I continued to calculate what would be our fate here. I looked up the picture on the wall of his office and saw where it was boldly written again

“Drug offenders will be killed”

The officers standing in the room were finally commanded by the officer in their native dialect, and most of the time during his speech, he kept pointing at us with a mean face. I held on to my bag and kept praying deep within myself.

“You can now go, officer Dunkeng will lead you pass the point of entry” The pot bellied officer said to us. I thanked him alongside Myles and Wind who was already shivering, and we left his office.

The officer who led us showed us the way, and the look on his face clearly showed that he was up to something.

“I want something” He said when we finally got to a point.

“What?” I asked him.

“The person you will meet to give him what you carry” He said as he looked around the airport

“We don’t know the person” I intercepted his speech immediately

He looked at me in a mean way and nodded his head.

“If you don’t do it, you see those guys? Look well” He said while pointing towards some immigration men around.

“I will hand you over, and they kill you all” He said. He had barely finished, when Myles immediately dipped his hand into his shoes pocket and brought of the piece of wrapped paper that contained the number and names of our pick-ups.

“No!” I shouted as he handed it over to the guy “Jesus!!” I screamed

“I had to do it” Myles said. The guy quickly copied out all the information on the paper and handed it over back to Myles. He finally led us towards the exit of the Airport and showed us the direction to move into the city.

“Congratulations, you just got us messed up” I said to Myles after I gave him a very hot slap on his cheek. He charged back at me and a little fight ensured that was finally separated by Wind.

“He just sold us out” I told Wind who wanted some explanations

“I didn’t!!” Myles shouted. “They would have arrested us if they wanted to, but can’t you see that those guys are God sent?” He said on top of his voice.

“You were very stupid!” I shouted back. “They were God sent, and they said we were on our own once we leave the airport? Can you see that they want to double cross us? You foolish fool”

“Calm down” Wind suggested “What do we do now?” He asked

“Ask the idiot that sold us out” I said to Wind while pointing at Myles.

“You are the idiot” Myles responded while pointing back at me. I immediately bent my face like I wanted to thinking about something, and like flash, I rose my head up and landed a jab right on Myles jaw. It got him and he staggered back. He charged towards me with anger, and a fight ensured immediately. He kicked me in the balls before giving me a punch straight to my nose. I bent down so low and held on to my nose. I was bleeding badly as a result of the punch, and it took the intervention of some passers-by to calm down the situation. One of the passers-by offered me a handkerchief, as I cleaned my nose that was bleeding badly. Wind advised me to raise up my head, so that the blood could flow inwards. I followed instructions, and after few minutes, the blood ceased. The situation became calm and we finally got a taxi.

“I am sorry” Myles apologized “I didn’t know what else to do again” He said with tears.

“I felt they could be of help to us, that was why I handed him over the paper”

“I forgive you” I said to Myles with a smile. He hugged me right there in the taxi as Wind watched with a smile.

“Both of you should feature in one of the Hollywood movies” Wind said with a smile.

“He is my best friend na” I said to Wind.

“I think there is blood here” Myles said as he tried to touch a portion of my nostrils.

“Auuchh” I screamed in pains

“Sorry” He said as he giggled.

“This is your direction” The taxi man disrupted our discussion.

“You mean we will stop here?” I asked him again.

“Yesh” He said with his Indonesian accent and we alighted from the car.

“What do we do now?” Wind asked

“We have to deliver it very fast and leave this country very fast” I suggested.

“Ok, see how we will do it” Wind said

“We will just go in there, hand over this thing to them, and book the next flight to Nigeria”

“Perfect” Myles said.

All of a sudden, we saw Myles looking around the whole place. “What is that?” I asked him

“You see my small bag?” He asked confused. “Where did you keep it?” I asked him

“Maybe you forgot it in taxi” Wind said

“Oh no!! I think I did” He said. I became so weak and dejected immediately. I searched around and found a little stone beside one of the retail stores in our location. I slowly walked up to the point and sat down. Wind already had his hand on his head and was looking around confused.

“What do we do now? Madam Grace will just kill us” Wind said. I shook my head in disappointment repeatedly.

“We have to find the cab man” Myles suggested

“Where and how?” Wind asked.

“I think we should stay here and hope he comes back to give us what he found in his cab” I suggested.

“Don’t you think he will escape with it?” Wind shouted

“Here is not Nigeria. If we wait and he doesn’t come, we will deliver what we have and go face Madam Grace’s wrath back home” I said as I adjusted myself on the stone I was seated on.

Time was ticking and our plans of quick deliveries were gradually fading away. Three hours had passed and no sign of the cab man. It was 5:00pm Indonesian local time. We kept the faith and continued to wait…



TO BE CONTINUED
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BusinessRe: Nigeria Prices $500m Bond At 7.5% Yield by generalbush(m): 9:59am On Mar 30, 2017
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Using Another Guy To Play Games With Me by generalbush(m): 9:58am On Mar 30, 2017
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Using Another Guy To Play Games With Me by generalbush(m): 9:38am On Mar 30, 2017
RomanceRe: I Didn’t Release Semen Into Her by generalbush(m): 11:28pm On Mar 29, 2017
Na dem dem... Bunch of child molesters living up the not part of our country!!

Well. If sanusi could marry a 10yrs old, this one is small na.
PoliticsRe: We Now Ration Power In Abuja! Shame On Buhari by generalbush(m): 11:15pm On Mar 29, 2017
ConqueredWest:
Wicked grin grin grin

Where is Sarrki
Dude has not been paid na... Lol

Till month end you will see him again!!

grin
PoliticsRe: We Now Ration Power In Abuja! Shame On Buhari by generalbush(m): 10:42pm On Mar 29, 2017
CoolFreeday:
God bless Nigeria
God bless PMB
I can bet my balls that you ate just twice today!!

Keep it up... til you wind up like sarrki. He has ran out of monthly subscription!!
PoliticsRe: We Now Ration Power In Abuja! Shame On Buhari by generalbush(m): 10:40pm On Mar 29, 2017
Alisegun:
If you live at my area in Lagos you wil not have battery to type all these article F**k APC
Since yesterday.. I no see light!!

This bullshit of epileptic power supply in my area started since June 2015. I just weak mehn!!!

Generator.. Inverter... all in one house cheesy
PoliticsRe: We Now Ration Power In Abuja! Shame On Buhari by generalbush(m): 10:38pm On Mar 29, 2017
But some foolish agents were thanking Fashola for an imaginary 24hours supply light.

Here I didn't see light throughout today!!

Stupid and failed govt. All they know is spreading proaganda.

Once there is nothing left... they pick on someone to keep up with their drama or find something to blame the Ex-president for.

Dino melaye's case has been on for almost a week now.. distracting us away from the fact that this govt has failed us totally.

Bullcrap! God will punish this country called Nigeria!!
WebmastersRe: 4 Possible Reasons First-Time Bloggers Fail by generalbush(m): 10:12pm On Mar 29, 2017
Robby21:
How much pls?
Check that whatsapp on my signature and add me up let's talk
WebmastersRe: 4 Possible Reasons First-Time Bloggers Fail by generalbush(m): 9:44pm On Mar 29, 2017
Robby21:
Can anybody help me so google adsense can accept my website?

www.newspeakng.com
It will come at a fee. I will help you get adsense as fast as possible!! smiley
WebmastersRe: 4 Possible Reasons First-Time Bloggers Fail by generalbush(m): 9:43pm On Mar 29, 2017
ElizaVeta:
Not Yet ! ..
But I don't think I'll ever fail because I know my way around and that prompted me to publish this article !
We are praying for you too!
WebmastersRe: 4 Possible Reasons First-Time Bloggers Fail by generalbush(m): 8:03pm On Mar 29, 2017
Oh God!!!

Yet another blogging tip!!

Op are you successful?
RomanceRe: 9 Ways To Win A Woman’s Heart by generalbush(m): 8:00pm On Mar 29, 2017
For singles?

I will pass!!
FamilyRe: 10 Obnoxious Ways Nigerian Fathers Act When Guys Visit Their Daughters by generalbush(m): 6:06pm On Mar 29, 2017
LAFO:
My Dad ehn


He will be. Forming James Bond like say I be virgin.
SMH!!

Everybody in your street knows already!!
WebmastersRe: If U Have Naija Adsense Fr Sale Hit Here by generalbush(m): 6:02pm On Mar 29, 2017
Will you buy 50k?

Hit me up!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Official!! United Kingdom Is No Longer Part Of European Union by generalbush(m): 6:00pm On Mar 29, 2017
Nobody cares about the over-hyped, stupid, god forsaken, senseless CUNTry.

Bullshitttt!!!
RomanceRe: Ways On How To Get A New Girl Friend by generalbush(m): 9:48pm On Mar 28, 2017
The result of having many bloggers!! Filling the internet space with bullcrap!!
FamilyRe: Please Help, My Fiance Is A Two Minutes Kind Of Woman by generalbush(m): 8:13pm On Mar 28, 2017
Op... Do you dig her like it is your last?

If yes, then calm down a bit and allow her beg you to go faster and harder.

Increase the time for pre-intimacy, and reduce drastically the penetration period.

This will help you explore her body and knows what turns her on!!

On the extreme, perform only pre-intimacy on her and leave her hanging when she is very high!!

When she begs you to sex her, tell her this is always how you feel when she gives up early when you are high too!!

She go learn the hard way!!
FamilyRe: Nigerian Man Pictured Bathing His Newborn Baby by generalbush(m): 8:05pm On Mar 28, 2017
I love this.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Hospitalized Over An Undisclosed Illness by generalbush(m): 8:03pm On Mar 28, 2017
adellam16:
Seconded. Everything dat happens to d goat he must put on social media.
Thanks for the seconding jare... Who him help.

Hope you are good BTW
RomanceRe: “I Am So Good In Bed He Keeps On Leaving His Wife At Home To Crawl In My Bed” by generalbush(m): 5:46pm On Mar 28, 2017
Some girls be laying like dead meat on bed.

It is obvious she is good on bed... Hips don't lie!!
CelebritiesRe: Davido Hospitalized Over An Undisclosed Illness by generalbush(m): 3:35pm On Mar 28, 2017
Keep us updated for what?

Nobody cares about him!!

I mean Personally!!!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by generalbush(op): 10:41am On Mar 28, 2017
Caliph69:
Lame.
It's funny how even the educated ones keep believing that you must know someone before you land that job.
bro this is Nigeria.. Deal with that fact!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by generalbush(op): 10:13am On Mar 28, 2017
Drabeey:
generalbush abeg i no dey look for job..... come update our story for that other side. abeg time dey go






Drabeey was HERE
Aiight Sir!! cool
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye's Name Is Missing From Convocation Brochure - Omoyele Sowore by generalbush(m): 8:39am On Mar 28, 2017
NextGovernor:
We have heard from the VC. Case close. A Vice Chancellor of highly respected ABU won't stand so low to ridicule himself on issues that he knows very well can be verified at anytime. So SAHARA should f.u.ckk. off.

If we are to even judge with the list, these are the only people that graduated from 1998-2000 abi? Nonsense..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by generalbush(op): 8:35am On Mar 28, 2017
Epositive:
oops, you want to argue? undecided

even self-employed folks still needs that conneh
Lol. True sha.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by generalbush(op): 7:38am On Mar 28, 2017
Epositive:
without number one, the remaining four are useless cool


NP >> phyno ~ connect
SMH.. says who? angry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Top 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by generalbush(op): 7:38am On Mar 28, 2017
I believe that the key to job search is to search in the right places. You can also check out this post. http://topwritersden.com/top-4-job-sites-to-apply-for-jobs-in-nigeria-in-2017/.

God bless our hustles.
Jobs/VacanciesTop 5 Funny Factors That Can Give You A Job In Nigeria by generalbush(op): 7:34am On Mar 28, 2017
Many job seekers believe that having either a first class or a second class upper is the sure way to getting a job in Nigeria. This is not so true when it comes to getting a job in Nigeria. In this article, I will be listing the top 5 funny factors that can give you a job in Nigeria. It may sound ridiculous, but those who have witnessed it can testify to it. Below are the top 5 funny factors that can give you a job in Nigeria.



Who You Know (Connection)

This tops the list of the top 5 funny factors that gives you a job in Nigeria. Most times during interviews, the interviewer will ask you “how did you hear about the job”. Simply referring to the MD of the company, a senator in the country, or a top ranking official in the country automatically lands you the job.

Most times I tell people, strive so hard to include a top ranking government official as your referee in your CV and make it very bold. They immediately consider you a valuable asset and offer you the job on a platter of gold.

Poor Results

I saw people lamenting about the last FRSC recruitment exercise and how they called up those with 3rd for interviews and neglected the first class candidate. Let me explain, most of those officials heading those top positions graduated with mostly poor results and they wouldn’t want “Young Threats”. Most times they feel comfortable commanding graduates with poor results that those with exceptional results.

In some cases, they hire graduates with poor results because they believe they wouldn’t pay such a graduate a very high amount of money because of his grade level. This is, in fact, one of the top 5 factors that give you a job in Nigeria

Type of University

If you studied abroad or you went to a top level private university, then be rest assured that getting a job in Nigeria won’t be a hassle. In some cases, they select only students that attended top Federal universities and discard the rest.

I decided to include this in my top funny factors that can give you a job in Nigeria because it keeps repeating itself over and over again. In the last Zenith bank requirement exercise, it was only students who schooled outside the country, U.I, Covenant, Babcock, and Uniben, and the University of Abuja. Next times the type of university might just change, so be at alert.





Level of Education

Your level of Education is now considered to be a powerful factor in the search for a job. During Mass recruitments, graduates with OND (Ordinary Diploma) are considered with much priority especially within the banking sector because they believe they would be used a cheap labor. During call center agent’s recruitment, even students with SSCE are considered above graduates because they can be paid easily without stress.

Salary Scale

Here is an example:

Interviewer: “How much do you earn currently”

Applicant: “70thousand”

Interviewer: “So how much can we pay you?”

Applicant: “Anything above 80thousand”

Interviewer: “Okay, we will get back to you”

********************

Interviewer: “How much do you earn currently?”

Applicant: “20thousand”

The interviewer will now smile and ask

Interviewer: “So how much can we pay you?”

Applicant: “Anything within your salary scale

Interviewer: “We pay 40thousand to graduates like you”

Applicant: Okay sir, I accept it.

Interviewer: “Perfect! You will start work on Monday next week”



This is Nigeria and anything can happen. I am asking you to underprice or undervalue yourself; I am only trying to show what I have encountered in my years of job searching. You can add up yours using the comment section.
Source: http://topwritersden.com/top-5-funny-factors-that-can-give-job-nigeria/

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