₦airaland Forum

Can't believe I wasted 3 mins of my time reading this rubbish.... U lash girl, open account with her and now u have feelings for her... So what do u want us to do? Even if we tell u what to do on nairaland, your stupid cousins will still lead you astray so go and meet your cousins for advise.... That's assuming this story is not a Nollywood script!

As a bachelor, 43k can cook me at least 7 different types of soups and buy me different type of swallow that will last me for 2 months or more... Na im person dey chop inside one plate so? Anyways, before person order 43k food, him account go dey over flow... Me wen my account balance dey read minus 43 naira na im Wan use 43k buy one plate of food? Where all these people dey see this money self.....? Make them cut soap for me na....

I no Wan insult u sha.... U broke and u go knack ashawo? U are homeless u still see money go knack ashawo? Your problem ehn, no be ordinary hand.... Na spiritual..... How can u be broke and you're visiting a brothel? Who does that? Even if you're not broke, visiting a brothel is not a healthy practice........ Well u have chosen your path, the best you can do for yourself now is to hustle small money, go for a general test in the lab after a few weeks to ascertain if you have contracted a deadly disease but I must say, as a guy man, I am disappointed in you bro..... You need to set your priorities in life.... Nobody wen no like to lamba but pursuing it wen u are broke will make u stay broke always....... U must choose between sex and success.... Have a blessed day sir and I wish u quick recovery

DrSamOnowu87:
Holy ghost fire>>>>>>>>>>>>.
U must be a Man U fan and na so una go dey lose lose,loss,loss dey go.

..... And if I no be man u fan, those losses wen u dey predict for me, na so e go follow u till u decide to get sense! And even after u get sense.... U go still dey lose dey go.....

koffikondo:
That South East police officers who always claims to be on duty at the check points are bunch of thieves. I keep laying courses on them each time I travel to Enugu. Despite the bad road they still frustrate the masses with extortion. Ipob, esn, UGM are the monsters made by the government. So let them face it n watch out for more dreadful groups. Power will forever belong to the people

.... Learn to spell CURSES before criticizing people who are carrying out their duties and being killed by insensitive blood thirsty urchins.... What about your esn that kill people and steal bread from bread vans all because people refused to be lazy and stay at home on Mondays, are they any better than the police men they are killing? Killing someone for stealing when you are a thief makes no sense...... Ipobs are bigger criminals than the police they are killing everyday... If they can steal bread, is there anything they can't steal? Common bread o... I dey shame for una

Alot of urchins are here praising unknown gun men for killing police men duly stationed at their duty posts..... If na police kill gun men now, u will see the swines come out to start crying foul and playing the victims..... I don't understand the way some of you think..... If their superiors ask them to mount road blocks, should they refuse or decline to go because of some blood thirsty thugs who don't want progess in their state? At your different places of work, if your superiors assign a task to you, wil u decline? These police men have mouths to feed... They have responsibilities as do every other Nigerian.... So why kill them for carrying out their duties? I don't understand the rationale behind the killing of police men discharging their duties.... All these foolish gun men, 10 of their students were kidnapped by bandits in broad day light.... Instead of them to go after the bandits, they are going after police men..... Na the police men I blame sha... People wen una go use bullets redesign their cursed bodies..... Very soon the east will become as safe and insecure as the north....

Issorite.... I no go forgive Chelsea sha.... My ticket wen I wan take hold side this week, them decide to cut am by playing draw... Na so them go just dey draw dey go sha

Her life, her choices.... If e good for her, fine... If e no good, fine...... Make I go hustle werin I go chop today.... She don get werin she go chop already and even for the next 50 years...... Imagine hungry man like me spend time dey watch and read about who no go hungry for the next 50 years... No be juju be that

The only thing I wish for now is, make their generator spoil and make nepa take light for the whole time wen them dey kano...... And they should be robbed of their valuables and also one of them should be kidnapped.... Maybe then they will feel how alot of Nigerians are feeling presently.....

Thinktwicemybro:
Arsenal fans have been masturbating since last night. Man United demise gives them joy even though they are in relegation zone

.... E be like na 5 weeks ago your gotv sub expire... I no understand how 12th position in the early weeks of the season take be relegation zone..... Try sub your gotv make u follow the next match day..... Or dedicate N100 to watch for view center

baggioni:

Before, na to showcase his automobiles gotten through... But today he has moved on to showcasing his pettiness and stupidity

...... Even in his most stupid and petty state, he's still has all the money and comfort you wish to have... I'm sure even in death, he'll still be wealthier than you so stop hating.... Leave his automobiles alone..... Na im stupidity no be your own.... Allow him showcase it in peace..... Nigerians too like to envy people...... If u are put in his position, u probably will steal more than him so what's all the fuss about? U wen dey talk, na u holy pass? Oga mind your business

Truthissupreme:
mechionu there

I have reached the highest level in my chosen field

He is a career politician yet can't secure senate seat for himself


Atleast I no be blogger
...

...... Even at your highest level, you still can't measure up to him so leave him alone.... Work your work and let him talk his talk...... No dey do like say u no like good things for life...... However he wants to live his life, na im business.... His data, his phone, his life.... Focus on yours!

luizkyworld:
This is what happens when you become jobless as a politician. Ur constituency becomes social media

..... Even in his joblessness, I'm sure he's more comfortable than you are so what da heck? Oga leave job issue discuss about football wen be the subject... If u no fit contribute, Waka pass

WaffenSS:
Also since he lost his job

... Has he come to beg you for food since he lost he job or has he come to look for job in your company? Im age mates never retire? Oga allow your business concern you.... If u get the kind money wen e get even as he lose him job, I no sure say u go work.... Leave his joblessness and contribute only to the subject matter... If u no get wetin to talk, Waka pass

Truthissupreme:
This man is a disappointment

You don old pass this na,

Leave banter for your children you say no,

Edward Onoja sef mature pass you

..... Those pundits on TV in the UK, he's not older than they are... As far as he loves sports, he's free to engage in bangers even at the age of 999 if he lasts that long... No be him start am... No be him go end am

nairavsdollars:
This man's life has not remained the same since his wife left him..pitiable

.... Go and marry him na since people lives no let you commot eye..... Wetin bring wife matter enter sports issues?? Did he come to your house to complain to you that his wife left him? Learn to contribute only to the subject issues at hand... No dey help people analyze their lives!

House wife o..... Career women, many of them no top sabi cook and them no dey sabi lash..... Take those 2 things away from me and I won't remain the same....

This country matter tire me..... So a man went to a hotel probably with an olosho..... He use the small money wen e get take lash finish, time to pay hotel bills, money Don finish..... So he stepped into this woman's room, tried to steal from her.... She resisted (which is well within her rights), he picked up a knife, stabbed her on her stomach, and to make sure she was dead, he slit her throat...... Now that's deliberate murder in every sense of the word....... And what did he get as punishment, 26 years in prison... Which means, anyone can get away with murder in 9ja.....terrorists murder thousands of people and they are placed on a monthly salary in the amnesty program, now a confirmed murderer is given just 26 years in jail.... This goes a long way to prove that crime is actually having a field day in Nigeria......... Person when them go sentence to death, first by a lethal injection dose and when it's confirmed he's near death, send him on his way to hell with firing squad....... But wait o.... So no where safe for 9ja again? The west and south are known for ritual killings and armed robbery..... The east are very good at drug trafficking and senseless killings all in the name of Biafra........ The north is a home to terrorists....... Is this how bad Nigeria has become?

I don't understand the reason behind charging them to court? It's not like they would be sentenced to death in the next 5 years.... They will probably be awaiting trial for the next 10 years and be granted pardon by a stupid government later or maybe another jail break will happen and they will escape...... Shoot the retards immediately and claim they were trying to escape custody.... Na all these kind doings be one of the very few advantages of Sars..... Shoot to kill...... How can you kill a whole human and sell her body part for 20k? Pikin wen her parents Don suffer train to that level? Another benefit or advantage of jungle justice.... Instant judgement and sentencing

Myhusband:
someone said you're stupid then you went back to him to show a sign of stupidity and you feel you make sense


I hope wisdom is not included in the name they gave you in your naming ceremony? because that name doesn't even suit you

..... Let's see it this way, let's assume your dad's younger brother says you're impotent (which I believe is true), if a miracle happens and you managed to impregnate a girl ( which I doubt you ever will), won't you invite him for the baby's naming ceremony? Ewu Gambia......!!!

E Don make pounded yam dey hungry me and month never end.... Na wa o.... The yam big sha

Well...
. Na so we see am....
Meanwhile the other nigga still hold him polythene for hand.... Say no to cultism!

I don't understand the idea behind cooking and videoing it.... Abeg make una show people better news..... Safe delivery to his wife though

What goes around comes back around.... No dey bad mouth others.... People have low points in their lives... It's not enough reason to call someone brainless..... Justice has been served and it tastes so sweet..... The coach will think twice before making stupid comments next time....... Super Mario just saved others from this brainless coach's senseless comments!

Myhusband:
height of dumbness, one of the law of life rule; do not prove others right with their opinion by allowing their comments about you come to you




he just proved to the man he has no brain as an Italian, no people with brain do such unnecessary things

..... Well, a man who has no brain won't remember what an idiot said to him many years ago and certainly won't be on the pitch to help his team salvage a point against a Turkish power house.... So maybe na u and the coach no really get brain.... What goes around comes back around.....

iamoyindamola:
This idiot refused to grow up
Well he's not relevant again

... If he's not relevant, he won't help his team salvage a point against a Turkish power house and a champions league club.... Maybe it's your comments that are not relevant to him..... Just saying though

englishmart:
You're playing for a rubbish club while your mates are enjoying top flight football in the top 5 leagues.
Indeed your brainlessness brought you this low.

..... The rubbish club still pays him well and if he continues scoring for fun, he will be invited to play for the national team.. Everyone has a low point in their lives even u and if you fail to realize that, then you're as brainless as u describe him..... Unless you've never had a low point in your life....

The height of foolishness though..... He should have looted what he can't afford..... Not what he can afford easily.....village people are strong! Man wen get money to buy 14m vehicle go dey dey thief 14k worth of goods... No be juju be that? Meanwhile, u mean 502k Rands is 14m in ngn? This country is finished!

Tell us what we don't know already... We already know the Nigerian government and it's officials are agile supporters of terrorism.... What we don't know already is, what is the way forward? We can't fold our arms and allow these people turn the lands of our births to streams of blood and agony.... Something must be done

brainpulse:
You now see their life. They blame government for their crimes and everything and you it as an excuse for fraudulent and ritual activities, when they are in Nigeria.
The same Nigerians abroad with good government are the most fraudulent, wicked and devilish people.

The problem is that Nigerians are just wicked but uses the government for their excuses

.... Give me just one reason why you think or believe that this crime was carried out by a Nigerian.... Or u didn't read the part that said in South Africa, voodoo priests use human sacrifices to make medicine for black magic

temitope27:
Ritual in London? How do they even know he's Nigerian when they don't even know his name

.... "SUSPECTED" to be a Nigerian..... Their forensic investigations may have revealed characters peculiar to Nigerians.... Don't ask me what kind of characteristics because I'm not into forensics..... I'm just saying this with the little knowledge I have.... It could be the skin color, head shape, maybe his DNA matches one in their data base.. But one thing is for sure.... These guys don't talk or make assertions for the sake of it.... They speak or do things based on facts that have been scrutinized by experts

Decentdave:
Nigeria still carry this wickedness go abroad

Chai
Beware of Nigerians Abroad .if u see any Nigerian Abroad suspect before u greet

.... No dey talk like who no get sense... U no read say even SA dey do ritual killings? These ritual killings and human sacrifice happens all over the world so it's dumb to suggest that because he's a Nigerian kid, he was killed by a Nigerian..... Read the post all over again.... E get why