₦airaland Forum

Coco29:
are those flowers for me

Wouldn't be any more than you deserve. Do you like them?

Uche2nna:


No pic No comment

Yes, there's a pic. Just not the one you probably want to see.

Yes pic, Yes comment.

Uche2nna:
2 much grammar

Scary eyes.

Coco29:
sweetie some times i don't get u

I beg your pardon, cherie. I was referring to your profile picture.

He's fantasizing.


Doesn't look like a comfortable way of breast-feeding.

Waste of time. Sometimes guilty.

tpbm likes science

no

tpbm is crazy (literally) about man u

ikamefa:
ouch! that was below the belt!

No harm meant, cherie.

ikamefa:
aight! @ G am going to sleep now! i need to go lick ma wounds!

see yah later!

Hopefully you'll wake up in a much better mood. I will take care of the wounds.

Hmmm. . . the day I start to enlighten you, Ika, is a sad day indeed.

Something better like. . . meat?

Strange mood, huh? Hmmm. . .

No thanks (to the lollipop). I'll pass for now until something better shows up.

ikamefa:
oh really? use that tree near you to scratch it

So unkind. . .

@ nilla bubye!

Bye, Nilla.

ikamefa:
@ Genial

Right back at you, cherie. I think I have a teeny weeny itch on my tongue. . . .

Precious, precious! How are you? You've been away for so long. . . .

OpeLovely:
To have unlimited, unprotected sex in every position unimaginable.
To have a loving companionship,
To complement the other,
To have a friend, brother, lover, husband,e.t.c.
To have a life and children with,
To cherish and honour in sickness and in health and all other vows.

How admirable.

To be as fat and ugly and yet will take me for who i am and i for him.

Sure you don't want to rephrase that?

See you later, cherie, mother of my sextuplets.

See you later, damsol.

damsol:
hm fufu,yummy.i guess m going to have some of 'em

To have fufu pounded by who? That was a figurative expression from Ika. The princess never pounds fufu, unless she thinks that's the best way to do it.

damsol:
what do u mean?well maybe, i fell in love with Jesus Christ and my books

Good for you all round. Doesn't get better than that, does it?

ikamefa:
am good! so wheres the party at y'all ?

We're going to see a movie.

muki is coming, she is busy pounding fufu at the back of the house!

Pounding what?!?!

ikamefa:
awwwww ok! Genial T'sup?

I'm doing great, cherie. How are you today?

damsol:
nothing much jare my sister.wheres muki?
@GENIAL,wats up? how u dey?

I'm fine, damsol. You sound much more human recently. Did you fall in love?

Too general.

ikamefa:
whatchu! asking for? you suppose understand now! i smell pheromones in the air

'Tis the season of pheromones indeed. How do they smell, Ika?

Can you see acidrop's pic?

Bariga

Z

ikamefa:
i no know oh!

Remember the song "I love palm wine, I no go lie. . . "?

_{I will tell you the answer when I get home.}

ikamefa:
my 2nd generation unclesistergrandfadderbrother!

Hmmm. . .

Is that really you?

My neck hurts.


@Ika
_{Do you know the answer to your question?}

I dey for Lagos, no be lie
I see fine baby, her *** na die
I chance am sotey I get profile
Shuo, bros chillaxe, no be fight

Who's he?

Who's drooling? Is that a "drool" coming from the mouth of the gentleman in your profile? I never knew saliva could be so rigid.


_{Biothunder indeed!}

ikamefa:
i see you have x-ray vision!

oops how many Neutrons make up a Genial?

1.649874697398 E120 approx.

White wine, food of the troops
Bring me a drink, it's time to smile
Na so you wan pose, like say I dey lie
Oh, my, I cry, na who you wan try?


_{*Hmmm. . . strange feel, the pidgin thingy. Here's hoping it doesn't look too lame *}

Man inside bush.
Man pours palm wine with yeast microculture. Good for small-scale uncontrolled fermentation.
Man drinks palm wine.
Man becomes intoxicated.
Man tries to stand up.
Snake behind man.
Man staggers and tries to regain balance.
Snake tries to escape from man.
Man sits on snake.


Ouch.





_{Hehehe. . . how are my sextuplets, Ika?}

Westminister

J

Nagasaki

O

mukina2:
ika . .the palace was attacked last night
the king is on 'early retirement'

Did you enjoy the special dinner, princess?