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My beloved is like the gold of eden
The sparkle in a precious jewel
The most beautiful of thousands
Most comely of all damsels.

This contest is officially over.

Ah!

Christino:
Did u lick your elbow?

Just tried it. My tongue didn't quite get that far. Only stopped at the groove inside of it.

ikamefa:
me?

Yes, you. You know better than to ask, Ika.

Get yourself in here.

Rogo:
MY FRIEND THE REASON WHY FIRST CLASS IS GOOD IN NIGERIA BECAUSE NIGERIA IS A CERTIFICATE NATION SO IT MATTER ALOT. IF YOU CAN GET BY KILLING THE DEVIL STANDING BY YOUR SIDES I ENCOURAGE YOU GET.

OK. Let's do it this way. From your statement, the following is understood:
1. First Class is good in Nigeria, because
2. Nigeria is a certificate nation (whatever that means)
3. Therefore, first class matters a lot in Nigeria.

The following is not stated, but implied:
1. First class is not good in all countries,
2. because not all countries are certificate nations and,
3. therefore it doesn't matter a lot in other countries.

If this is right, can you please explain what you mean by "certificate nation", and how "the devil standing by your sides" has a bearing on your statement? Thank you.

Thank you for an illuminating post, Christino. However, I would like to disagree with this:

Christino:
10. People say “Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

Not true.

Origin.
1. Ancient man believed that his breath was also his soul or "essence of life." When God made man, he "breathed into his nostrils the breath of life." A rapid departure of that breath--a sneeze--is the same as expelling life from one's body. Also, it leaves a vacuum in the head which evil spirits can enter.

2. Roman citizens feared sneezing when a plague hit their city during the reign of Pope Gregory the Great. Since they regarded the sneeze as a sure sign of approaching sickness, Pope Gregory initiated the use of the phrase "God bless you" to shield sneezers from any ill effects.

ikamefa:
nahhhhh! direct application!  with the option for correction and mending! 

No deal. Lipstick with indirect application via tumescent interface. That was the deal.

mukina2:
its soo hard being a dork
so hard trying to dance when you can't
so hard trying to play when you dnt know how
so try tryin to swim when the sharks are waiting

_{*going home now, ladies. Here's hoping to catch you later.*}

mukina2:
[its soo sad being a pawn in the game
its so bad being a tool in the box
its so crazy being the passenger in a bus
its so hard being the bully in a class
its soo hard being a cipher among decimals

ikamefa:
erhm i just finished frying some bean- balls with red oil wan-na use that?

Will there be an intermediate interface for its application?

damsol:
whats up in the house?

How are you, damsol? I see you're getting better at being garrulous.

ikamefa:
_{loffing that mad face!}    yes she took it from me this mornin said she's got a  HOT[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color] date tonight  

Hot date, indeed. So what's going to happen to my lips?

ikamefa:
aww aaise will soon be here!

      Where's my lipstick, Ika? Did you give it to Aww-aaise?

My lip is cracked.

Hehehe. . . Ika!!!!!!

Is Ika dancing, princess?

ikamefa:
show me the contract stating this deal!

erhm! you forgot that corner! and this one!

Hmmm. . . are you dancing, Ika?

PSA. . . hehehe. . .

The entire Arsenal team has a crush on the Bolton team.

_{You will be my eyes and ears.}

Hehehe. . .

_{No-go area for who?}

LOL. He scored 2 for the master, 1 for the dame. Hat-trick!

_{Hmmm. . . have you been there, princess? Perhaps you will accompany me when it is the season of the maidens' dance?}

Yes, indeed. They won again yesterday, sort of, didn't they?

_{The tide is always on my way, you say, princess? I do not fear the dance of the maidens. Maybe I do not understand the dance, or perhaps I am blind.}

Yes, your gunner boys.

_{Until the tides of love flow my way again, princess.}

Princess. . . your boys never dance finish?

ikamefa:
oh ! your magenta lipstick? aww aaise will surely apply it for you! ASAP!

Aww-aaise? That was not the deal, Ika. You know that, surely?

oh really? why are thy lipsy crackedly? you needed moisture oil ASAP

ikamefa:
or from Akara( fried bean balls)

Won't work. I know just what the doctor ordered.

Lipstick.

My lip is cracked.

pucho:
thats the person ive been tryin to get out from that shell. now thats better instead of sittin at home and watching room why don't u let me take u to see a movie or sumtin

ikamefa:
ok! from now on

I told you so, Ika. 2 + 2 = BP. BluePoncho.

ikamefa:
2 + 2= ?

BP.

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