₦airaland Forum

Chikaima18:
Hello house, trust we are all keeping safe. Please I need your opinion. Today makes my application 7 weeks old, which is the TAT on Canada website for processing Nigerian applications. Early march my medical changed to passed, after some time, it changed back to we do not need any medical at the moment story. I was planning on sending contacting the Kenya team today for update. However, yesterday I received my BVL.
What does this mean and will you advise that I should still send them an email for update on my application?

Thank you house as you share your experience.

southniyikaye:
you see, a fool is a fool even if u tell him, he will still argue.
Was opportuned to travel to Vietnam, free ticket, accommodation, processing, ready job cos I was good at teaching English but I hate teaching.
And I heard Vietnam was a war thorn country and coincidentally, I bought a Vietnam War backpack at yaba with almost 30 secret pockets, it even has this secret raincoat tucked codedly in the bag.
But you see, I was so engrossed with Canada and I later got scammed up to 2m now I am an online begger on nairaland.
This your expose made me called the person that gave me that offer and he said the offer is no longer on the table.
SO I AM THE FOOL I MENTIONED ON THE FIRST PARAGRAPH.

babakb:
Indeed, Nigerians are very selfish, they don't care about the negative consequences of this Akata nonsense, that's why I support the stringent visa rules on Nigerians.

WhyNa:
Yes you can

governorudeh:
Hello @Luckymama and other gurus that filled the online application.


Please I want to upload the form via online application. It still doesn't allow me to fill on my details.

It is just very stiff.

PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP, HOW DID YOU GUYS DO IT

npn001:
Hi, I need your advise.

I'm thinking of relocating from this country with the funds I have but then I have a building project I've already started and it's remaining just a few things. The situation of this country is making think I should just leave now then I can complete the building later on.

Although I know I will leave, if not now later, I'm just feeling the urge to leave now. Nigeria doesn't seem like it will get better anytime soon or even later so as I a young person, what should I do. Should I immigrate now or wait to complete to my building project then immigrate?

EDDYBABA01:
You really made a nice point here! Hmm well you just shun my moral lol your right because it's better than you meeting a girl face to face than someone connecting you to her, you will just be like where to start from, and most guys will be expecting much from gal because she is in Canada or USA

Whiziddo:
Thanks I appreciate..I'll definitely keep to your advise

redsun:
Data base is dynamic and it is about the government keeping track and caring for it's people. The easiest wayy they could have updated it is with the cell phones registration, but that is not centrally documented. Everytime you need a new phone,you start the process all again. No data storage and communication between agencies.

salford1:
That is why I said I pray never to be in such circumstance. To the man that posted the video, he seems to be more interested in showing off his goodies (donations from majorly private individuals) than the survival reason. Hence, reason I also mentioned that it's nothing to be proud off. Take your goodies in door and be grateful for the gift. No need in recording and sharing. What was is motive for that?

salford1:
I never pray to get into a condition that would lead myself, family or friends to a foodbank. It's not something to be proud of, except one goes there to volunteer. Period.

41lady:
Same in my school in Malaysia, SUG gave me basic necessities which my country Nigeria cannot give it citizes and the school is also distributing her own share of food items

Exclusive101:
Are you eternally foolish ?
Is the bastard in the video not claiming this is palliative cos of Covid 19 ?

Was his father suffering from Covid 19 before now ? Why ask me a foolish question instead of asking the liar ? I insist food bank, world bank or the canadian govt will not give a single individual what he posited in that video except he went to loot.

Canada citizen are not even claiming they were provided with such, the same with the fool that claimed Indonesian gave him a 50 KG of rice a Nigerian while real Indonesians were protesting out on the road with their govt ordering them to be shot should they contraven the quarantine.

Should your brain not suppose to be finding why this fools are posting lies n query to what end is their motives ?

WhyNa:
Yes you can

Butoneday2:
Mr. Man let me tell if your not fuvcking does not mean that your wife is not fucking, she might have someone fucking her behind you. Is your so called wife a Virgin even if she's a virgin have you confirmed whether she's a virgin by putting your middle finger in there. Am smelling something, maybe your wife is a lesbian never can tell.

Blessedone26:
Hi nairalanders,

I dated my wife for close to 8 years without sex, we went to same school. Though the decision of no sex before marriage was mine. Cos I am a very addictive person, I never wanted to be addicted to sex during my undergraduate days. She later told me she was a virgin then which I never believed and I told her I am not interested in her being a virgin or not.

Fast forward to our wedding night last year, naxo amaria begin they cry my daddy, my daddy, lets do this thing nah, nah tears full bed. So I took her to see her dad the next day and both of them were crying like a baby.

We got back to our location, we made several attempts with no sex, we've seen different pharmacists, we but different lubricants, but a touch of "pola" on the honeypot area, she will start crying of pains, she's so scared to the extreme. Confession: It was after 3 months that we've been trying that I was even also able to recognise the location of virginal, I had been putting the thing in a wrong place initially. ....sorry, ain't a bookworm but a bit spirikoko

I reported her to her parents , they came, brought diiferent lubricants, still we weren't able to reach the promise land . Now we've decided to go the way of sedative drugs .

Is there any side effects to the drugs?

Do I have to get her to sign a paper cos women ain't predictable, that she won't start shouting emotional trauma in the future that her husband drugged her to have the first sex with her. We need kids mehn.

Thanks..

Donald3d:


I am about to go very raw, kindly permit me, I haven't gone this raw here before, but you need help, so here it is.
I hope this doesn't change people's perspectives about me sha , we Nigerians like been mute about sex. Its an important ingredient in marriage, no matter how spiritual you are.

The best way to solve any problem is identifying the source or root of the problem and eliminate it .

From what you have said, she enjoys pre-intimacy , I would have loved to ask what type of pre-initmacy to help find a solution, but I also understand she is your wife and you can't be too explicit because this is a public forum.

Anyway, as I said earlier, let's tackle the source of the problem, which is FEAR, she is afraid, very afraid, so we need to eliminate the fear.

She is also pressured because you are "reporting" her to people, keep this between both of you Sir, please stop involving other people, fear and pressure is a very dangerous combination.

Please don't give her any sedatives, you really don't need it.

The issue with her fear is closely related to why lubricant aren't even working, the internal muscles of her privates would contract making it tighter because she is afraid, her natural lubrication won't also be discharged because her fear is making her mind "switch" it off, coupled with the fact that you are also scared of inflicting injuries on her privates.

There are two possible ways to eliminate her fear

1.Trying to convince her not to be afraid (easier said than done)
2. Introducing something that would involuntarily eliminate her fear.

I assume you have tried number 1, let's go to number two.
There are a few things that are greater than fear, but we would be sticking to the subject matter.
In this context and with the peculiarity of the situation, there is only one thing I believe can exceed that fear ...... Pleasure , Excessive Pleasure, when a human experiences excessive pleasure, the body releases pain killers and anti-stress chemicals.

So what should you do ?
You need a non-invasive pleasure mechanism, proven and tested , the most painless sexual activity. Guaranteed to give utmost pleasure .
You guessed it , O r a l Sex.

Its isn't just about putting your mouth there , you need to do it right (forgive me as I am about to go a bit raw).

You know your wife more than anyone, you know what turns her on, her pleasure spots. Use your mouth very well on those spots.
You need to understand that there is a mission here. O r g a s m
But there are some "hot spots" common among most women

1. The nipples
2.The clitoris

I would focus on number 2 ..
1.Make sure the bed is well made, clean sheets, turn on the AC , if you don't have one, turn on the fan and leave it running to cool the room. Make sure no one else except the both of you is in your home, she needs to be comfortable.

2.Ensure you both have a warm bath and wash each others privates before you commence.You wash hers, she washes yours.Try and start up a conversation about some funny experiences you've both had, how you met each other and fell in love , how much you love her, all while washing each others privates. You are psychologically manipulating/distracting her with this.When you are done, dry each others body and carry her to the bed.Careful, so you don't slip and fall oo, you can leave that part out, but women love it !. You can back her like a baby or carry her in your arms, whichever you are ok with. Make sure she is unclad, but put on a boxers short, this eliminates her fears of seeing an erect instrument.

3.Its important you place a pillow under her waist to elevate her lower region, it allows for easy access with your mouth and with your instrument, when its time for insertion. It also ensures you don't feel neck pain and can breathe well during the process.

4.Use your mouth on the clitoris till she "explodes", don't stop no matter how long it takes, but you have to be careful not to be too hard on it as you would get the opposite of the desired effect, you would give her pain instead of pleasure. You need to be gentle and firm(I know this sounds contradictory, I would explain), use your lips as they are soft tissue, that won't cause much bruising, suck on it, in and out, grab the whole of it (the clitoris--- I have attached an image for easy identification, its that slightly protruding part of her privates that looks like a mini peeeenis) with your lips and gently slide it out of your mouth, without it leaving your mouth completely, make sure your lips holds unto it(this is what stimulate it and gives pleasure), but not too tightly, you can use your tongue as support to put the clitoris in place, if the clitoris is slipping out of your mouth. Keep repeating this back and forth.

5.Now, its important to hold her, so you can feel the "rhythm" of her body, hold her sides, or her laps, start out slowly, but not to slowly, gradually increase your "sucking pace" as you notice the rhythm of her body starts to change . This method ensures you don't bruise her and you also don't get tired easily.It also ensures a natural flow and gradual increase in pleasure.It would get to a point you might have to go really fast, this clouds her brain with pleasure, do this only when the rhythm of her body tells you to do so, when she starts to slightly wriggle or when she asks you to increase your pace.

6. Do this till she "explodes", and wriggles in pleasure, most likely at this point you are also erect, its important you take advantage of this moment, because at this point, you have killed three birds with one stone. She is too climaxed to notice her fear, her body has released enough chemicals to considerably reduce pain and she is properly lubricated for relatively easy insertion.Don't waste time !!!. Slowly (not too slowly), insert, before she comes back to reality . Make sure the pillow is still under her it ensures her lower region is elevated, so you can see clearly for insertion , I assume from the beginning she is already lying flat on her back, spread her legs out gently, this also relaxes/expands the cavity of her privates.If you still find it a bit difficult to penetrate, manually use both hands to spread the outer privates open for easy access, glide in back and forth as you both copulate to produce a wonderful seed that would bear fruit in 9 months.

7. You might need to do this more than once to be successful at it .
8.The fact that you did all this doesn't mean she might not feel pain, it just reduces the pain, it also might totally eliminate it.
9.Once you start have it in mind that you must see it through till the end.
10.If she is in excessive pain, stop and repeat the same day or another day till you get it done.


NOTE: Please stop reporting her to people, apart from the fear she is feeling, reporting her or telling other people about it, is putting her under additional pressure and stress, its adding to her Psychological lock-down. Please don't be upset with her. Buy her gifts, make her feel loved, make her understand you aren't judging her or upset with her. I am sure this steps would work for you

NB: I am married by the way, in case anyone was wondering.

WhyNa:
As much as possible, I'll try to document my step by step journey to Hanoi, Vietnam.

This is my first time outside Nigeria and the excitement no be here. Lol

In 2014, I took my first and only IELTS, made a 7.5, even created a thread and was optimistic about getting a scholarship. Between 2014 and 2018, I applied for dozens of scholarship but was always given admission without scholarship or put on reserve list.

2019, I had had enough and decided to look into other ways of leaving Nigeria

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Islie:
https://punchng.com/covid-19-fg-to-evacuate-nigerians-abroad/

StarUp:
After listening to his speech, I just want to clarify something by making four important points:

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sassysure:

U surprised me.

No, I'm shocked

I have since given up hope.


Nothing is wrong with a working woman. Nothing at all.
What she needs at the end of the day is an understanding and caring man who sees her as his mate not competitor. Women can do anything for such men.

Women has been holding the house together for ages.
There are some men who are sacked from work yet they still live large courtesy of their working wives and u will never hear it.
Some houses are built by the wives and the husbands take the glory cos they don't want to shame their men.

If tomorrow I decide to buy a larger than life car cos I am able to afford it conveniently, I will end up giving it to my husband if his car is inferior than mine cos I wouldn't want to crush his ego as a man. He might not care but I will not feel comfortable. Women love being under their men only if their men know how to pamper them.
Women became rebellious when men take them for granted. Leave the house for your man and go for training or weekend out, he will know it's not easy keeping all together but women do that effortlessly.

emmanuelewumi:
If you check my writings and contributions on Nairaland you will find out that I am very active in the investment section.

Character and good attitude is very important. Especially when you have a supportive spouse.

A lady who is a full house wife once sent a private chat to me on what she could invest N10 million on. I asked her how she got the fund, she said she gets paid a salary of 150k every month by the husband which she had been saving for the past 5 years, she inflated school fees and other house hold expenses, and the expenses the husband spends on his in-laws. Unfortunately this was a time the husband needed N5 million to execute a project that will give a profit of over N2 million to the man.

I asked why can't she loan her husband the money, she said the husband will stop all he had been doing for if he knew she has over N10 million in her name.

I sha helped her to open a money market fund account with one of the Investment banking firms at Ikoyi Lagos.

vital94:
Who else notice that ladies don't comment on this topic.those species are unpredictable.

2buffagain:
1) Is she in school? What course is she in? If she is not in school what is she doing or aiming at? Basically analyze her for potential as she no doubt did you.

2) Eww. Why would I want a house wife?
I would rather she apply herself to other things besides only just child rearing, be it business or an actual career. Keeps her interesting and realistic. We should both be able to come back home and trade stories of our victories and learn from each other, as opposed to just "guess what, Junior pooped on me today".

That can happen for a time, but that cannot be her entire life plan.

Reason is that will become a problem when that child grows up and no longer need her or leaves the house, like they are supposed to. What next for her? She has done nothing else over the years. She used that child as an excuse to not engage her mind in other things.

Also you hardly hear men being honest about this, but There are a lot of men who would end up disrespecting her because she is fully dependent on him for everything. This typically begins after his first financial strain.

This is the point where she starts feeling useless and starts looking for funny ways to find relevance for herself. I would rather spare my wife from that psychological turmoil.

Wifey will understand that, as much as we love our children, they must leave the nest. Her life must continue after they do, so she can't afford to make it all about the children. Even so, God forbid but if something were to happen to him, would it not be better that the woman actually has the capability to keep that family going? Instead of everything going to hell. She would then not even be able to provide for the children who she has made her whole life about.

That aside, nobody is trying to have that many children in this day and age. 2 is fine. _{I can be persuaded to 3, but she would have to convince me hard to get that high.}

Joshnerl:
Hello house

Please can I apply for my study permit despite what going on..

Joshnerl:
Hello house

Please can I apply for my study permit despite what going on..

CoronaVirusRelo:
The things we call beauty Queens nowadays are scary.

Any bleached dwarf is automatically a beauty queen

Gone are the years of Regina Askia and the lots when you will see a beauty queen and almost somersault.

Now once you below 3feet and have a bleached skin, you become one.

Brunosamel:
You don't need to breakup with her for you to stay focus all you have to do is to talk to her about your priorities and tell how difficult and hard it's gonna be for you, she won't be getting any of your attention as she use to cuz you need to set your life straight... if she loves you enough she will stick around and support you....