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Jobs/Vacancies / Diction Teacher Needed For Immediate Employment In Lagos by gentlesJ(m): 4:40pm On Jan 08, 2017
A speech consultant firm is in need of a phonic/diction teacher for immediate employment.

The ideal candidate must be familiar with Jolly Phonic or have keen interest of learning it.

He/she must reside with Ogba, Ojodu, Ikeja or Agege axis of Lagos.

Salary very attractive.

Send application to m_shoyoola@yahoo.com or call 07033206225
Education / Did.waec Withhold Result From Your State by gentlesJ(m): 12:06am On Aug 11, 2015
Please be our brother and report on this trend of the 13 states that WAEC has not released their result so that it can come to public notice.

If your wrote the last WAEC and no single from state received a result pls state it so that we can take it up.
Politics / Meet President Buhari Nine Appointees So Far - Naij.com by gentlesJ(m): 8:42pm On Jul 03, 2015
While many Nigerians have been clamoring for President Muhammadu Buhari to appointment all his ministers since he assumed office on May 29, the former head of state has only named some key personnel.
Many believe, in the coming days, the president would announce more appointments.

Naij.com, however, brings to you the appointments made so far:

1. Femi Adesina (SSA)

Femi Adesina is the Senior Special Adviser (Media and Publicity) to the president. Adesina is the current President of the Nigerian Guild of Editors (NGE) and serves as the Managing Director/Editor-in-Chief of The Sun newspapers.He is a pioneer staff of The Sun newspaper where he became the editor, and later the managing director and editor-in-chief, a position he will be quitting for the new position.

2. Lt. Col Mohammed Abubakar – (ADC )

President Muhammadu Buhari appointed Aide De Camp, ADC. He is a Lt. Col. Muhammed Lawal Abubakar from Kano state.An ADC is a personal assistant or secretary to a person of high rank, usually a senior military, government officer, or Head of State. Lawal Abubakar will be supervising the president’s security details.

3. Lawal Kazaure – State Chief of Protocol

President Muhammadu Buhari appoints Malam Lawal Kazaure as his State Chief of Protocol (SCOP) .Abdullahi Kazaure is a career Foreign Service official and currently serves in Aso Rock Villa as a Special Assistant (Presidential Matters)

4. Abdulrahman Mani – CSO

Abdulrahman Mani was appointed by President Muhammadu Buhari as his new chief security officer (CSO) before his inauguration as president. He is an operative of the Department of Security Service (DSS). Mani’s appointment also came with accelerated promotion by the secret service.

Mani was deployed by the DSS as a security detail to Buhari in 2011 weeks before he launched his campaign that year.

READ ALSO: Buhari May Be Intimidated To Say All He Is Doing

5. Ahmed Idris – Account-General of Federation

Ahmed Idris who hails from Kano State, was born on November 25, 1960 and was until this appointment, was the Director of Finance and Accounts in the Federal Ministry of Mines and Steel Development.

6. Mordecai Ladan – Director, Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR)

Mordecai was born on the June 24, 1957 and is married with children. Ladan is a Petrochemist by profession, who joined DPR in Novermber 23, 1987 as a Senior Analytical Chemist. He has a B.Sc. (Hons) in Chemistry from the Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria July 1982; West African School Certificate from the Federal Government College, Kano June 1978. He also bagged M.Sc. Petrochemicals & Hydrocarbon Chemistry from the University of Manchester Institute of Science & Technology, UK March 1986. He later became the Head, Safety, Health and Environment Division in May 2014 until his recent appointment as Director, Department of Petroleum Resources. He is replacing Mr George Osahon, whose tenure elapsed on June 19.

7. Mrs. Amina Zakari – INEC ag. Chairman

President, Mahammadu Buhari appointed Amina Zakari as the acting chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission on June 30,2015

Amina Bala Zakari, a pharmacist by profession hails from Jigawa State. She completed her Secondary Education from the prestigious Queens College Yaba, Lagos. She graduated with a Bachelor of Science (B.sc) degree in Pharmacy with Second Class upper (Best Graduating Student) in 1980 from Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria.

She had her National Youth Service Programme at the Federal University of Technology, Bauchi between 1981 -1982, where she set up a Pharmacy and Drug Store Dispensary as her service year project.

She then moved into the consultancy field to serve in various capacities as a consultant in Health and Social Services from 1997 up till her appointment as National Commissioner, INEC.

READ ALSO: PDP Calls On Buhari To Remove Amina Zakari

8. Lawal Daura – the director general (DG) of the Department of Security Services (DSS)

President Muhammadu Buhari replaced Ita Ekpenyong by appointing his kinsman on July 2. However, on the next day, the presidency explained that Lawal Musa Daura was called from his retirement and would be the new acting DG of the DSS.

9. Garba Shehu

President appointed Garba Shehu as the Senior Special Assistant (Media and Publicity). Garba Shehu is a veteran journalist and former newspaper editor. Garba Shehu served as the Director, Media and Publicity of the APC Presidential Campaign Council. He was the President of the Nigerian Guild of Editors sixteen years ago.

Source http://www.naij.com/478880-president-buhari-nine-appointees-so-far.html
Politics / Patience Finally Speaks On Fuel Scarcity by gentlesJ(m): 12:27pm On May 27, 2015
Watch This very hilarious YouTube Video depicting our own dame Patience likely reaction to the ongoing fuel scarcity.


[YouTube:Qhs4S2bKnSQ]



Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhs4S2bKnSQ
Romance / 8 Surefire Natural Methods To Increase Size Of Your Eggplant by gentlesJ(m): 8:43pm On May 18, 2015
Due to extensive advances in science and innovation, individuals concocted a particular arrangement of "workouts" that can help you enhance your length and size normally on the off chance that you are willing to attempt them.

Simply remember that these have been demonstrated to work for others, and they can undoubtedly work for you as well.


1. Extending It

A beneficial strategy for expanding your "inches" includes essentially extending your flabby "little amigo" out. This is done in an exceptionally straightforward way:

• Firstly, get a handle on immovably the leader of your phallus (glans). Pay consideration on not to cut off a lot of a dissemination (you ought not feel any inconvenience).

• Pull and stretch it outwards before you. You ought to apply enough compel keeping in mind the end goal to feel easy extending impact inside the base of your little mate.

• Hold it in that position for 10 to 30 seconds.

• Rest for some time and afterward rehash.

• Do this every day for 5 to 10 minutes.

Additional tip: You ought to extend it to all sides: up in the bearing to your stomach, down between your thighs, to one side and all right. Do this for the same measure of time as educated previously.

2. Another Stretch Exercise

Here's marginally diverse extending workout you can attempt too.

• Grasp the tip of your "masculinity" with one hand. Hold it solidly however concentrate on not bringing on yourself any inconvenience.

• Use your other hand to place thumb at base of your penis.

• Then begin to force it away until you feel that extend in it.

• Hold this position for around 10-15 seconds, then discharge.

• Have a short break and after that rehash this entire process once more.

• You can keep doing this for 2,5 up to 5 minutes in one session.

3. The Backwards Method

This one is fairly perilous and possibly hurtful so look for some counsel from expert aides I specify after the 8th system:

• With your thumbs, pull the skin of your cockerel in reverse towards your body.

• Your different fingers will be giving backing under your pole.

• Hold this position in a firm way for ten seconds.

• Have a short break and afterward rehash above steps.

• Five minutes a day ought to be everything you need.

Wellbeing tip: Don't hold the position for more than this, thus firmly as to remove your blood course.

4. The Opposite Directions Workout

Here's an activity that may make you jump a bit simply perusing about it, however don't imagine it any other way, its extremely viable.

• With your right hand, get a handle on the tip of your flabby phallus.

• Put your left hand on the start of your base.

• Then, as appalling as it may sound, pull with both delivers inverse headings for 10 seconds on end.

• You ought to feel the extending within the pole of your little amigo however stop quickly in the event that you see any critical distress.

• You can enjoy a short reprieve and afterward rehash.

• Do this for five minutes a day.

Wellbeing tip: Don't proceed in the event that you feel any agony or distress. Also, don't do this without legitimate and point by point direction by specialists (see end of 8th procedure).

5. Kegel Method

It's genuinely normal information that Kegel activities are advantageous to ladies' HEALTH IN a mixed bag of ways. Then again, not very many men realize that you can make your dick look bigger just by keeping up more control over the erection itself.

You should do nothing more than the accompanying:

• Identify and find your Pubococcygeus muscle by attempting technique for ceasing your pee stream.

• Then, once you discover it you will need to begin getting the PC muscle day by day around 20-30 times.

• Once you ace these, you ought to go for more withdrawals every day and session. In the long run, you'll have the capacity to feel it, as well as to control the muscle itself.

• There are different administrations you could experiment with the assistance of a versatile application that is accessible free of charge download toward the end of this article!

Subsequently, this will prompt an extremely discernible increment in your length and bigness as more blood will stream to your dick. Your young lady will be doubtlessly mindful of your increases and your stone hard erection amid sex and she will be content, trust me.

6. Jelqing (Milking)

Before beginning with this specific technique, verify that you're now in any event semi-erect (between 1/2 and 3/4 of your erection power).

On the off chance that you do this procedure in flabby state you will accomplish no increases while doing this with complete boo will bring about some tissue and nerve harm!

• Lubricate yourself a considerable measure.

• With your right hand frame an OK sign and handle the base of your little pal.

• Then "back rub" your phallus by pulling your right hand gradually outwards from your base up to its head (pay consideration on not jelq your glans as you may lose sensation in it).

• Then switch your hands and rehash these strides. The advantage of doing this is that you're catching and pushing blood from your base to the glans and in that way augmenting its entire size.

• You can rehash it as much however you see fit I would not go into compelling and prescribe to stop when you begin to feel any inconvenience.

7. The Circular Rotation

This is like what you do in an extending activity, however there are basic contrasts.

• Use your right hand to bring your dick outwards.

• Grasp solidly however delicately your glans.

• While it in this position, you can begin to extend and turn your little mate in the meantime.

• You ought to do this for 30 seconds for clockwise bearing.

• Then you can switch your hands (in the event that you need to) and rehash that development for an additional 30 seconds for the counter-clockwise heading.

• All this makes for one session and you can do five sessions a day.

To bring up: While doing everything effectively, you ought to without a doubt see a change in your estimations soon.

8. The Weight-Lifting

A few specialists prescribe that you ought to keep away from this system for security reasons, yet in the event that done legitimately, and on the off chance that its done with some restraint, this activity can have REALLY constructive outcomes on the measure of your cockerel.

It has been advanced throughout the years by the Japanese, and it has undoubtedly been demonstrated to take a shot at a few events. In any case, it is prudent to attempt the majority of alternate workouts recorded above as first.

• Always attempt this system on your flabby "masculinity".

• Attach an extraordinary weight to it that has been made exclusively for this reason!

• This will drive it to extend downwards like in different methods specified here as of now.

• Gradually more than a certain time of time, doing this ought to make your size bigger transitory as well as forever too.

Source: http://www.crackynews.com/2015/05/8-natural-methods-to-increase-size-of.html
Romance / Long Manhood Reason For Cheating by gentlesJ(m): 7:24pm On May 18, 2015
I know our Nigerians men would be disappointed with this article as they have always think that the longer the pen*s, the more satisfaction the woman would be. But this new study found that women now prefer smaller pen*s that does the work than longer one that keep failing to give them maximum satisfaction. Happy reading.

A study into marital infidelity has found that longer joysticks are linked to wives cheating on their spouses.

The study, published in the online Journal PloS One, was led by US and Kenyan researchers, found that every extra inch boosts the likelihood of wives engaging in extramarital affairs.

“We included this variable because of the interest and controversies that surround men’s pursuit of penile enlargement ostensibly to sexually satisfy their spouses while women do not necessarily approve of it,” the researchers wrote.

“Surprisingly, having a spouse with a longer fully erect penis was associated with increased likelihood of the women having extra-marital partnerships. From these results, every one inch longer penis increased the likelihood of women being involved in extra-marital partnership by almost one-and-half times,” the researchers wrote.

This is apparently because a longer penis increases sexual discomfort. The researchers quoted one of the women in the study as saying, “…some joysticks may be large yet my vagina is small, when he tries to insert it inside, it hurts so much that I will have to look for another man who has a smaller one penis and can do it in a way I can enjoy”.

According to the study, domestic violence and denying a woman a preferred sex position also increased the likelihood of extra-marital relationships.

Meanwhile factors which reduce the likelihood of a wife cheating on her husband are her age (older wives were less likely to cheat), and how sexually satisfied she is.

“Some men just take a minute and leaves you there when you are still ‘hanging’… You cannot even tell if this thing is over or still continuing. Sometime we aren’t satisfied yet we can’t explain it to our partners. However, when we get men who can satisfy us, we do not waste such chances,” one woman told the researchers

Source: http://www.crackynews.com/2015/05/new-study-link-long-pens-for-reason-for.html
Romance / All Ladies Must Read This- 3 Simple But Powerful Ways To Attract Any Single Man by gentlesJ(m): 3:27pm On May 13, 2015
Have you ever before asked yourself just how some chic have guys falling over and over for them, while others seem to have ‘ill-luck’ in attracting the men of their choice? Exactly how a woman really feels regarding herself plays a vital duty in the amount of interest she attracts from the opposite sex. Presently, exactly how do you really feel concerning on yourself and at what confidence level are you in handling an issue concerning guy? Question like would this guy ever say hi and get to chat you up run speedy in your thought? If you feel uncomfortable regarding yourself, you stand the risk of attracting to the wrong type of guy, if there is any guy that would be interested in you.

To be efficient in getting the guy of your choice quickly, follow these 3 fast steps.

1. You Should Always Ensued Confidence. The truth is if you do not have self-confidence, it will certainly be hard to appeal to a man of your choice. If you do not have a favourable belief in yourself, it will certainly be tough for a man to treat you well and respect you too. There is a likelihood you are producing negative energy to the guys if you do not really feel great about on your personality. Having a great time with an individual, which does not really feel great about themselves is tough. And having a good time is exactly what dating is about.

2. Your mind sphere determines the kind of guy you can attract. Have ideal kind of man that you want to be within your mind, everything about him to the minute details. This way, the mind has a way of connecting to another mind. Kind of like mind thinks alike scenario. Choose to focus on all the good things that are happening to you and just how much guarantee is in your future. Keep your mind focused at the time about the good thing about your physique and the skill that you got that would be handy if a guy needs to settle down with you. This mindset will certainly be transmittable to those around you and also they will certainly wish to continue to be in your presence.

3. You do not have to be excessively flirty to get a guy's attention. It is good to make him really feel comfortable in making the very first move yet try to avoid chasing him. You could complete this by smiling and offering normal eye contact. This will make him really feel comfortable in making a friendly advancement or speaking with you.

The most effective techniques to let him recognize you are interested in him is to give him a cozy smile for around 3-5 seconds (this is a truly long period of time), then maintain a cheering face but not looking too serious. Now if you are simply engaging in being friendly and really don't desire him to woo you or simple get your number so that you guys can hook up later, you can stop at this point. But if you want to make it obvious to him. After you revert, check him out once more and give a smile for 3-5 seconds while trying to ask some question about thing you feel interested in that would get him talking.

This will provide him the necessary booster that would make him know that you are accessible and he would be tempted to break the ice by coming to you since you have given him enough green light that you a loveable person to be with. He will definitely make that decision to ask you out. This strategy is really powerful, so do not utilize it unless you really want to date this particular guy.

http://www.crackynews.com/2015/05/all-ladies-must-read-this-3-simple-but_90.html
Culture / Re: 5 Facts You Should Know About The Efik People by gentlesJ(m): 3:43pm On May 06, 2015
This is just incomplete info.
Romance / Re: Pic Below: Name Something Women Do Better Than Men by gentlesJ(m): 2:12am On May 02, 2015
Faking and gossips shocked
Education / Re: Beware! List Of 55 Illegal Universities In Nigeria - NUC 2015 List by gentlesJ(m): 9:32pm On Apr 26, 2015
The number 19 should not be on the list, that is University of London external programme many Nigeria's nationalists and some great Nigerians did. How is now illegal becaus NUC does not a foresight. Infact, Nigerian universities even overrated. Only thing taught there is copy work of white author or re-packaged works of the white fellows that thought solution for the world. Any tertiary education that dont develop your capacity to think deeply to solve problems is a waste of time and money. Little wonder, a former university led us to this miserable stage in our national life.
Celebrities / Facbook Founder Mark Zuckerbery Is Being Accused Of BRIBERY by gentlesJ(m): 12:46pm On Apr 21, 2015
Mark Zuckerberg's Internet.org project bribes corrupt, non-neutral carriers in poor countries to exempt Facebook and other services of its choosing from their data-caps, giving the world's poorest an Internet that's been radically pruned to a sliver of what the rest of the world gets for free.


Internet.org characterizes its goals as charitable and development-oriented. In their framework, poor people either face severe data-caps that limit their access to the Internet to almost nothing, or they get unlimited access to some of the Internet, thanks to Internet.org's largesse.

That framework ignores the alternative: using the organization's might and millions to fight corruption in the telco sector, demanding network neutrality for everyone, not just people in rich countries.

The idea of "zero-rated" services from non-neutral carriers isn't a new one. In countries like India, it's long been normal for carriers to accept bribes to exempt certain services from data-caps. This phenomenon has been widely studied, and the conclusion is stark: zero-rated services do not contribute to poverty-eradication or other development goals.

People in India can join the fight for a neutral Internet there -- over 750,000 people have already signed on.

And the sites too are picked in secret under some unknown process. For instance, Facebook chose to offer the distant-second search engine Bing instead of industry-leading Google. Why? Is it rivalry with Google? Or because of Microsoft’s stake in Facebook? And then Facebook’s Zero product features a tiny job site like Babajob instead of the industry-leading Naukri. Why? So that the poor have fewer job options? No one knows. Facebook does not feature YouTube – the largest video site in the world and an immense education resource – but allows its own videos in full. It does not really look like charity any more, does it?

Indian journalist Nikhil Pahwa has responded to Zuckerberg’s editorial, by pointing out research after research that shows zero services around the world universally tend to do badly for the people who use them. It all seems to amount to economic racism – exploiting the poor in under-developed parts of the world to become your customers under the guise of some apparent charitable purpose. While offering them a shoddy, stunted version of the real thing. As Vijay Shekhar Sharma, founder of payments app PayTM, puts it: “It’s poor internet for poor people”.

In perfect irony, Zuckerberg talks about seeing the wonder of a kid in a remote Indian village discovering the power of the internet. The upshot being that if Zuckerberg – himself a child prodigy – ever was brought up on internet.org, he couldn’t have ever built a Facebook.

source: http://www.crackynews.com/2015/04/facbook-founder-mark-zuckerbery-is.html
Religion / Pastor Kisses Naked Women Butts As Prayer To Get Husband by gentlesJ(m): 10:06am On Apr 21, 2015
In Nigeria – The Bible recounts the captivating story of how the fiend drew in Jesus Christ in a challenge of wills. Eye to eye with the Lord, who had fasted for 40 days and 40 evenings in the wild, the fallen angel tested him to change over the very stones into bread. Jesus declined to do as such, picking rather to show Satan about God.
Pastor Kisses Naked Women's Butts as pray as found good husbandThe villain then took him high over the heavenly city and set him on the zenith of the sanctuary. He tested Jesus to toss himself down to test his energy. Once more, the flirt got an alternate reproving about the relentlessness of God.

For his greatest pitch, the villain took Jesus up to a high mountain and called attention to the greater part of the world’s wealth (extravagant manors, private planes, delightful ladies, sparkling yatchs, I envision).

All of it Jesus could claim, Satan offered, in the event that he would just bow down and revere him. “Get behind me, Satan!” the Lord reacted. “For it is composed, ‘Thou shalt adore the Lord thy God, and him just shalt thou serve.'” Crushed, the fallen angel withdrew, and the triumphant Lord was lifted off in eminence by the blessed messengers. The experience of the normal Christian is frequently unique in relation to that of Jesus.

Still, we are required to be Christ-like, intending to fortune our association with God more than we sustain our association with realism: “Him just shalt thou serve.” Thriving evangelists don’t say to their assemblages, “take it… take the 30 bits of silver!” That is two self-evident. They say it is alright to have and to hold, and that God needs you to have more and get more from Him, NOW. Devotees are urged to give, in light of the fact that they would get a greater amount of the wealth they merit.

A few pastors in history were obviously wired by the wrong electrical technician. Just a year ago, recollect, one asked his devotees to venture into the grass and consume the grass. In an alternate occasion, a pastor took a gathering of excellent women to the shoreline, having persuaded them they would discover spouses… on the off chance that they stripped naked for his petitions to God. He was most recently seen with a long line of nude moderately aged ladies on all fours while he kissed their posterior. T

here are numerous respectable pastors, and the showcasing of thriving from the lectern is maybe the greatest business after the lootocracy. A percentage of the pastors in this exchange are ostentatious examples of overcoming adversity who appear prepared to induce Jesus, on the off chance that he would just step aside, they can bring their sparkling wealth into paradise. To be reasonable, some well off ministers did not set out to secure a pot of gold; it simply appeared to happen. In my perspective, just the individual can say on the off chance that he is whom he situated out to be. Of more prominent significance is that it is never the riches; it is what is finished with it. It is not where cash meets you, however where it drives you and what it does to you.

Some are ridiculously wealthy amidst the starving and the individuals who can’t bear to send their brilliant kids to class. A few pastors are excessively caught up with lecturing the gospel, making it impossible to make a stride back from an existence of extravagance: palatial homes and the most costly autos, and ventures. They travel First Class, and some even own private planes. While a couple are nearly helping the poor and destitute, there are the individuals who accept God will succeed those He needs to thrive.

Source: http://www.crackynews.com/2015/04/pastor-kisses-naked-womens-butts-as.html
Romance / Pastor Kisses Naked Women Butts As Prayer To Get Husband by gentlesJ(m): 9:59am On Apr 21, 2015
In Nigeria – The Bible recounts the captivating story of how the fiend drew in Jesus Christ in a challenge of wills. Eye to eye with the Lord, who had fasted for 40 days and 40 evenings in the wild, the fallen angel tested him to change over the very stones into bread. Jesus declined to do as such, picking rather to show Satan about God.
Pastor Kisses Naked Women's Butts as pray as found good husbandThe villain then took him high over the heavenly city and set him on the zenith of the sanctuary. He tested Jesus to toss himself down to test his energy. Once more, the flirt got an alternate reproving about the relentlessness of God.

For his greatest pitch, the villain took Jesus up to a high mountain and called attention to the greater part of the world’s wealth (extravagant manors, private planes, delightful ladies, sparkling yatchs, I envision).

All of it Jesus could claim, Satan offered, in the event that he would just bow down and revere him. “Get behind me, Satan!” the Lord reacted. “For it is composed, ‘Thou shalt adore the Lord thy God, and him just shalt thou serve.'” Crushed, the fallen angel withdrew, and the triumphant Lord was lifted off in eminence by the blessed messengers. The experience of the normal Christian is frequently unique in relation to that of Jesus.

Still, we are required to be Christ-like, intending to fortune our association with God more than we sustain our association with realism: “Him just shalt thou serve.” Thriving evangelists don’t say to their assemblages, “take it… take the 30 bits of silver!” That is two self-evident. They say it is alright to have and to hold, and that God needs you to have more and get more from Him, NOW. Devotees are urged to give, in light of the fact that they would get a greater amount of the wealth they merit.

A few pastors in history were obviously wired by the wrong electrical technician. Just a year ago, recollect, one asked his devotees to venture into the grass and consume the grass. In an alternate occasion, a pastor took a gathering of excellent women to the shoreline, having persuaded them they would discover spouses… on the off chance that they stripped naked for his petitions to God. He was most recently seen with a long line of nude moderately aged ladies on all fours while he kissed their posterior. T

here are numerous respectable pastors, and the showcasing of thriving from the lectern is maybe the greatest business after the lootocracy. A percentage of the pastors in this exchange are ostentatious examples of overcoming adversity who appear prepared to induce Jesus, on the off chance that he would just step aside, they can bring their sparkling wealth into paradise. To be reasonable, some well off ministers did not set out to secure a pot of gold; it simply appeared to happen. In my perspective, just the individual can say on the off chance that he is whom he situated out to be. Of more prominent significance is that it is never the riches; it is what is finished with it. It is not where cash meets you, however where it drives you and what it does to you.

Some are ridiculously wealthy amidst the starving and the individuals who can’t bear to send their brilliant kids to class. A few pastors are excessively caught up with lecturing the gospel, making it impossible to make a stride back from an existence of extravagance: palatial homes and the most costly autos, and ventures. They travel First Class, and some even own private planes. While a couple are nearly helping the poor and destitute, there are the individuals who accept God will succeed those He needs to thrive.

Source: http:///1DHnYUe
Romance / Pastor Kisses Unclad Women Butts As Prayer To Get Husband by gentlesJ(m): 9:54am On Apr 21, 2015
In Nigeria – The Bible recounts the captivating story of how the fiend drew in Jesus Christ in a challenge of wills. Eye to eye with the Lord, who had fasted for 40 days and 40 evenings in the wild, the fallen angel tested him to change over the very stones into bread. Jesus declined to do as such, picking rather to show Satan about God.

Pastor Kisses Naked Women's Butts as pray as found good husband. The villain then took him high over the heavenly city and set him on the zenith of the sanctuary. He tested Jesus to toss himself down to test his energy. Once more, the flirt got an alternate reproving about the relentlessness of God.

For his greatest pitch, the villain took Jesus up to a high mountain and called attention to the greater part of the world’s wealth (extravagant manors, private planes, delightful ladies, sparkling yatchs, I envision).

All of it Jesus could claim, Satan offered, in the event that he would just bow down and revere him. “Get behind me, Satan!” the Lord reacted. “For it is composed, ‘Thou shalt adore the Lord thy God, and him just shalt thou serve.'” Crushed, the fallen angel withdrew, and the triumphant Lord was lifted off in eminence by the blessed messengers. The experience of the normal Christian is frequently unique in relation to that of Jesus.


Still, we are required to be Christ-like, intending to fortune our association with God more than we sustain our association with realism: “Him just shalt thou serve.” Thriving evangelists don’t say to their assemblages, “take it… take the 30 bits of silver!” That is two self-evident. They say it is alright to have and to hold, and that God needs you to have more and get more from Him, NOW. Devotees are urged to give, in light of the fact that they would get a greater amount of the wealth they merit.

A few pastors in history were obviously wired by the wrong electrical technician. Just a year ago, recollect, one asked his devotees to venture into the grass and consume the grass. In an alternate occasion, a pastor took a gathering of excellent women to the shoreline, having persuaded them they would discover spouses… on the off chance that they stripped naked for his petitions to God. He was most recently seen with a long line of nude moderately aged ladies on all fours while he kissed their posterior. T

here are numerous respectable pastors, and the showcasing of thriving from the lectern is maybe the greatest business after the lootocracy. A percentage of the pastors in this exchange are ostentatious examples of overcoming adversity who appear prepared to induce Jesus, on the off chance that he would just step aside, they can bring their sparkling wealth into paradise. To be reasonable, some well off ministers did not set out to secure a pot of gold; it simply appeared to happen. In my perspective, just the individual can say on the off chance that he is whom he situated out to be. Of more prominent significance is that it is never the riches; it is what is finished with it. It is not where cash meets you, however where it drives you and what it does to you.

Some are ridiculously wealthy amidst the starving and the individuals who can’t bear to send their brilliant kids to class. A few pastors are excessively caught up with lecturing the gospel, making it impossible to make a stride back from an existence of extravagance: palatial homes and the most costly autos, and ventures. They travel First Class, and some even own private planes. While a couple are nearly helping the poor and destitute, there are the individuals who accept God will succeed those He needs to thrive.









Source: http:///1DHnYUe
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Congratulates Jeremiah Ogbodo For Styling President Jonathan (pic) by gentlesJ(m): 3:54pm On Mar 22, 2015
omanifrank:
nice one.



by the way... any lalasticlala topic is equal to front page

You are a good obsever, i have been noticing that one out of three front page post comes from lalasticlala
Politics / Re: Atiku Disowns 120 Groups Defecting To PDP by gentlesJ(m): 11:07am On Mar 18, 2015
That is precussor to the defection of Atiku. Just watchout.
Politics / Re: Why Buhari Wins All The Polls Online(opinion) by gentlesJ(m): 11:58am On Mar 17, 2015
Because that is the only place he can win election not in reality.
Technology Market / Re: Hilarious Advert By Philips Electronics In The 80s by gentlesJ(m): 10:59pm On Feb 28, 2015
As a graduate of mass comm, we were taught in advertising class that correctness of grammar doesnt matter in advertising, the important an ad should do is to arrest ur attention, sustain it and 'lure' u to take postive action(in form of purchase and patronage of the advertised goods or service). I think that ad fulfil that. Please leave grammar alone and give more sales, that is what advertising preaches. In my estimation that ad is on point.
Politics / Re: Lamido: If You Follow Social Media, You Would Think Apc Has Won 99% Of The Votes by gentlesJ(m): 12:45pm On Feb 18, 2015
Just Like How Fayemi Won the Election Via Social Media and Lost woefully in all 18 local government areas.

If you so love APC, mobile urself to vote on D-DAY.

Thank you for ur time
Celebrities / Re: American Actress Thanks AY For Featuring Her In His Movie by gentlesJ(m): 12:40pm On Feb 18, 2015
Afrok:
Yeah! Ur thanks goes to AY but my thanks goes to U for that ur BACKSIDE shocked
That is the book that u mum send u to read!
Car Talk / Re: Six (6) Important Vehicle Documents Police, FRSC & VIO Will Always Ask You. by gentlesJ(m): 8:45pm On Feb 17, 2015
Op, of all the papers and documents u mentioned I was surprised that u didn't mention the last paper.

7. Money
Politics / Re: Why Ambode should be the Next Lagos State Governor by gentlesJ(m): 6:38pm On Feb 17, 2015
This is fake and fabricated. Mode, delist d story now.

http://www.punchng.com/news/buhari-shelves-visit-to-chibok/
Politics / Re: Why Ambode should be the Next Lagos State Governor by gentlesJ(m): 6:12pm On Feb 17, 2015
Buhari shelves visit to Chibok

(I don't how this garbage went through to front page. I am pro-buhari but I don't like mis-representation. Pls, note mode, always verify the authencity of stories espeicially that border on poltical,religious and ethic before moving it to front page because it carry a vantage position.) There are the true story.

The visit of the All Progressives Congress presidential candidate, Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari(retd.), to Chibok, was put off at the last minute on Tuesday due to the tight schedule and the crowd that opted to follow the former Head of State to the Borno State town.

No fewer than 270 girls from the Government Secondary School, Chibok, were abducted by Boko Haram fighters on April 14, 2014, from the school while preparing for their final examinations.

Director of Media and Publicity, APC Presidential Campaign Organisation, Garba Shehu, confirmed on Tuesday that the general was scheduled to visit the parents of the abducted girls on Tuesday.

“He(Buhari) was scheduled to visit, but the enormity of the crowd (apart from the rally and a visit to the Shehu of Borno) made everything impossible. A date for Chibok is under consideration,” Shehu said.

Source: http://www.punchng.com/news/buhari-shelves-visit-to-chibok/
Career / Re: Online Bsc, Is It Recognised? HR Professionals Advise Needed by gentlesJ(m): 1:53pm On Feb 05, 2015
Online BSc is not only expense but time wasters. Now, that the Dollar price has risen. So, this could be a pain in the neck. But, i know of a friend, Femi, that did a HND conversion programme that he concluded 12 months in private university in Benin. If you are interested, i can link you more.

Call my number for more info: 07033206625
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Registered For YOUWIN 2015? Come In And Let's Discuss by gentlesJ(m): 2:03pm On Feb 02, 2015
Nigerians are very miserable people. You want Bro Jona to lose and yet still want him to give you the YouWin largesse. There was a country!

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Health / Re: US Sends Medical Experts To Study How Nigeria Tamed Ebola by gentlesJ(m): 10:55am On Oct 02, 2014
I can tell if you care to listen,Nigeria's doctors are good at what they doing. don't forget that our doctor diagnosed correctly that Prof. Dora had cancer and USA doctors upturn it. We should be believe in ourselves and the world would one day come ask
ing for our help as USA has started.
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Celebrities / The Picture Of The Photojournalist That Was Assaulted By Omawunmi by gentlesJ(m): 7:23pm On Aug 04, 2013
Glo Ambassador, OMAWUMI goes wild on journalist

Hyped singer and Glo Ambassador, Omawumi is in the news again and this time for the wrong reasons. Two weeks ago at a music award ceremony held in Ikeja area of Lagos, the singer went berserk and she threw all decorum into gutter to engage a photo journalist in a physical assault reminiscent of a militant. The drama that lasted few minutes left the journalist battered in the face and his camera smashed beyond repairs.

After weeks of the incident, it is still an irony that respected celebrities especially Omowumi will get away doing the negative unexpected of a brand ambassador with impunity. It looks like our so-called stars will come out seemingly unscathed even when they must have spent some time behind bars, still having their careers intact or even attracting more brands’ endorsements.
The matter of Omowumi’s weird attitude was visited on Adekola Bamigbala, a recognized photojournalist. When Bamgbala had positioned to take shots of Omawumi, little did he know that danger was lurking for him, as he was bruised, with a swollen face; all thanks to popular female singer and Bottom Belle crooner, Omawumi Megbele.
Omawumi, a GLO Ambassador, was also a guest of the organizers and she was already seated with celebrity singers of her status when Bamigbala noticed her. Obeying the professional instinct not to miss taken shots of the prized singer, he moved closer to her table and positioned his camera for the task. But before the first click aimed at Omawumi could resonate, the photo guy, who had been lost in the euphoria, begun absorbing strange flashes himself. Omawumi had pounced on him, snatched his big camera and with it, dealing him heavy strikes in the face in quick succession!
Other guests who were close to the spot, like Wasiu Alabi Pasuma were said to have been amazed by Omawumi’s action. The victim is also in shock, still desperate to know why the lady behaved in that manner without a bit of provocation.
Speaking with News of the people, Bamgbala explained that a formal letter has been lodged with Nigeria Union of Journalist for further action and possible legal redress, saying he is still nursing the wounds inflicted on his eyes.

Bamgbala, photo journalist
It was however gathered that Omawumi’s manager, Sunday Are once suspected to be her bed warmer had since been engaging dirty politics to wash the singer of her dirty behaviour. All effort to speak with Are was unsuccessful as his mobile phone was switched off.
For the record, Omawumi was recently embroiled in paternity scandal. Therefore, the media obviously have become her number-one enemy as journalists feasted well on her rather bizarre choice not to disclose who the father of her first baby is.

Politics / Re: Guardian Newspapers "Regrets" Article About Buhari. by gentlesJ(m): 7:54pm On Jul 11, 2013
i am sorry for The Guardian. One error to many. When would they stop making these costly errors. The cannon of journalism posits that if you are in doubt leave out. Check, cross check and re-check that is what i was taught. All stories must be verify for accuracy before going to press The Guardian. Please don't fall in the same trap as Dailytimes- reputation crisis that lead to low or no patronage.

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Celebrities / Prophet Ajanaku Latest: Tope Alabi Begs Me For Sex by gentlesJ(m): 11:35pm On Jul 09, 2013
The rift between once upon a time made in heaven relationship between Prophet Iretiola Ajanaku with his estranged spiritual daughter, Tope Alabi has gone more messy with the current revelation by the Prophet that the wave making gospel singer actually begged him for sex several times when she was looking for the fruit of the womb.

The prophet said as a discipline man of God, he would not partake of unholy venture and that God has helped to resist the temptation of younger girls not to mention of Tope Alabi whom he referred to as grandma.

He said he had knew Mrs. Alabi over the last 11 years when she came to the church seeking for the fruit of the womb and after praying for her, God blessed her with a baby girl adding that he has prove to backed his claims.

Many people believed that the cat and mouse game got deeper when in December 31,2012 service , the prophet had asked all artistes to come out ; while others came out, Tope Alabi did not come out. The action of Alabi infuriated Prophet Ajanaku that made him to anoint another young lady in what many people believed to be a replacement of Tope Alabi.

While all the controversy rage on, Tope Alabi has remained mute on the impasses, but her husband according to a close family source said that the allegation that his wife begged the man of God for sex is unfounded, that it is a ploy to break their marriage of over 15 years. He insisted he would not want to reply the prophet word for word that the mission of the prophet is to pull down the music ministry of his wife.

source: http://www.newsofthepeople-ng.com/?p=1230

Romance / Re: Why Did You Break Up With Your Ex? by gentlesJ(m): 8:26am On Aug 23, 2012
I just had an heartbreak yesterday,I did everything to make her happy,she has to breakup with me because her family said they don't want a calabar man as in-law. She is from Benue state,while I'm from Akwa-Ibom.I'm still nursing the pains in my heart. I want to ask nairalanders what is wrong about hailing from Akwa-Ibom. Educationally wise,I'm better off than her,my friend said it could be due to her education background. She is a school cert holder,which I don't see as a problem.
Education / Re: NABTEB Exam Fraud Is A Set Up – Hon. Onyejeocha's Aide by gentlesJ(m): 10:49pm On Dec 05, 2011
I don't seem to understand this woman qualification,WAEC,DIPLOMA,MASTER,, how did she get to master degree,did jump from diploma to master,can some educate me cos this confusion is getting worst.what I know is after ur Diploma,u go for either HND,HD,or Bsc plus postgraduate diploma if the need be,before going for Master.
Celebrities / Re: Is Wole Soyinka Truely One Of The Founding Fathers Of Cultism ? by gentlesJ(m): 9:51pm On Nov 23, 2011
He planted the seed for today's cultism on campus.

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