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Looking4massage:
stop bullying naira marly. what if he commits suicide because of this bully and una later find out say no be him kill am?
stop this fucking rubbish.
so if u have issues with someone and the person dies monthly later , does it mean u killed him?

do you know how many people u have had issues with that have passed on? will it be right to say u killed them all?|??

Nobody is saying he directly killed him…but who in Gods name is he and Sam Larry to bully a man to the extent of contemplating suicide..

Angrygoat:
How can u raise the front. Na die be that. Front suppose low pass back na. Ode
Abi na fj cruiser u dey drive. No go die for nothing o. Leave it like that. Na back suppose high pass. Don't forget camry na fwd and prone to accident.

Fj cruiser.
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Angry goat
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Please can I get your number?
I will like to bring my car to your work shop this week

Thanks boss

Hello,I trust we all are having g a productive day

Please I will be needing suggestion for a good mechanic to work on my front shocks ..Camry 03(big daddy) ..the back of my car was raised as bought ..now the front is too low..I got a suggestion from a friend to buy bigger tires but if it’s best, I will like the shocks to be raised

[quote author=kingreign post=124702527][/quote]What is this please

And if possible please can you recommend a reliable mechanic here

kingreign:
Was it involved in an accident that affected that part of the suspension area, check the bushings if they are bad or tyre has been cut and used, check if the lower control arm is okay, avoid buying used or tokumbo shocks, invest in a good brand new shocks.

No accidents
Lower control arm is ?
I have good tires

kingreign:
What brand, model and year is the car?

Camry 03
(Big for nothing,big daddy)

Hello, I bought a very good car with a good engine but the legs are killing me
I hate the noise , my passenger side seem lower than the driver side .. paid for shock .. the guy scammed me … I need help

Exumal:
Congrats man.

Thank you oga mi

So when I carry My Car come house today ,
I will post pictures and everything so I can be bashed or praised (anyhow )

I will not jam
It won’t be my coffin
I will upgrade higher from here on
I will not use it to kill anybody or anything

I JUST BOUGHT MY FIRST CAR

(I see the important message and thy will surely get credited )

Thank you nairaland/ers

With great pleasure to share this you all

Enough of the sad news !!!!

Here is the sweet part ..at least to me tho ‘

In my annoyance I was not willing to see another car , but close to getting to wgbwda bus stop .. I looked left and there was my car ..near , washed and staring at me …

Driver , make I u-turn at the next u-turn I said I don see my car .. we went to the car stand Abi na car advert place and met the avertage old man , in his 60’s I guess .
He had just two cars in display
We started testing and testing and trying to check faults ,lo and behold this car was register and used for 8 months in Nigeria only ..owner have japaed to uk and the man was the direct dealer

How much sir , he said 2.6 ..first view , he worth am .. leather seats , blasting gbedu, chilled ac , Formica deco Inside fresh and the wheels be like say na banana

We started negotiating and was willing to pay 2 million
Baba no gree oo
He go carry the reciept of how much he bought , called the person he bought from on WhatsApp , maintenance history was provided and all

In the long run he agreed for 2.4 last .
I wanted to wait , I felt I would see better but then this car kept telling me let’s go home zaddy ..

It’s good colour(posting pictures soon enough)
And it’s relatively tokumbo like

Ladies and Gentlemen of nairaland , me I pay 2.4 million for the motor oo and yes I had more tha 1.8million initially ..
we did paper works (reciept and transfer of ownership)
Papers were handed over to me but Access Bank no gree drop debit .. we reach a consensus that I will park it at his place with an undertaking nothing Comot from the car !!

He seemed friendly , understanding and trustworthy
The man fear God
I have sha bought the car subjected to him getting alerted


And less I forget , the car catalyst are intact ..

I know the price may wow you and you may think it’s not worth it but , I don buy motor ooo , better one (or so I think)

He is not selling with the plate number so I will be getting mine

That’s all i will be spending on for now as per the motor accessories (I think)

At this time , it was already past 3 ..the ikorodu guy kept calling me …I knew I couldn’t make it anymore but I told him our car spoilt on the road and all bs ..till now he believes I will be coming for it today (Thursday) but something happened …
On our way back lasan, any big daddy we saw , we will sha park and check if it’s the real deal ..we check 4 randoms and it was all dead cars and the least asking price was 1.8

I just Dey boil …he show for my face ..all of them just Dey say baba no vex ..no rush .. we go see better one ..everybody was on their phone calling this and that ..All results proved abortive

Please note :::all this people posting cars for sale on nairaland , most of them don’t even know the owner .
Infact , they don’t even know the real dealers , they just see the car posted somewhere and copy paste with the intention that when you contact them ,they in turn will contact the other dealer (middle man don reach 3) before you know

Omo today no be here …..

Na there the wahala start ..baba why is this car smoking this much after only just one raise ..the mechanic picked and said he should raise it again ..he put his hand directly at the mout of the exhaust and perceived the smoke coming out ….omo na so so engine oil Dey smell …Red flag again …

One thing led to another and the car went off ..to start the car back was taking eternity …can you believe this guy had changed the battery to a bad one?… the battery was very bad it took time for it to pick even after jump starting .. he then said he was gonna tell us ..tell us when na ?
When you don bring reciept , I don sign and all ?
Omo if not that man don Dey old, I suppose deck that guy better bottle for head …I was going to pay 30 for a full day chatter of the Uber already and you still try scam me in this Lagos
You don’t have conscience Abi ?

We sha shine face for am well well and gave him 1k and left this rubbish car for him to resell to another person sadly …

We continued checking and truth be told everyone confirmed the engine was ok and we went test driving …he insisted he was selling for 1.8 million and won’t even remove a dime ..meanwhile the front lights were dirty and needed replacement , the wind screen had a rust on the top part of the room and he said he could use a filler to patch up.. the back shock absorber was bad but he claims he already bought anoda and was going to fix before we came , the front shaft(after test driving) we discovered it needs changing , the passenger side mirror too was gone remaining only casing … sincerely I was still trying to see if my mind can carry it since the gear, engine , Ac and gbedu Dey answer ,my thought was all this once wey remain no fit pass 150k to fix highest ..the mechanic I took there was at a point also convinced that it’s a good buy ..
we agreed and he said he will have to go back to bring the papers(his excuse is that it’s for security reasons)…Red flag again

We waited while he went fr another 30 mins.. in his absence, my Uber driver kept telling me he is not sure of that car and all ..the mechanic has checked and scanned, his results were just two negatives which were SRS and one other minor thing (I can’t remember correctly now )

Then the deal breaker happened ….ladies and gentlemen, this guy came back with the car and he was asked to raise it very well …lo and behold, it was a Smokey experience ..a cloud of smoke , a smoking section , smoke just full everywhere once

Update ::::::::
Hello nairalanders,
So yesterday(Wednesday) I got up very early and placed a call to a trusted Uber driver I always used ..I got 3 cars from nairaland that I was willing to check ..one was situated in Gberigbe ikorodu , one at ayobo(later cancelled,owner wasn’t ready to sell) and one at ojodu Berger .
The 2nd dealer cancelled when I was headed his way and immediately sent me another scrab to go check at abule egba ..I japaed…

Next turn was Berger ..we drove all the way there and even before I got to Berger I called the guy ..he was situated at arepo ..believe me this guy was rude and kept us waiting for almost one hour before arriving with his ‘clean’ Toyota Camry .. at least it looked clean and was first body …I was with a friend who has used 3 cars , a mechanic(with scanner),my trusted Uber guy who also has knowledge of cars and a casual friend who is a novice like myself ..we got checking and the first thing my Uber guy asked was ‘shee this car Dey short oil ?…the shady dark rude dealer(gotten from nairaland) said he just bought the car and didn’t check fr that …imagine ..first red flag……….

And I will like to go see any car with car scanners here on nairaland ..if you do such please message me or quote me ….even if a pin is missing or wrong , I will like to know, doesn’t mean I am looking for too much but at least I want to know what I will be dealing with
Thanks

So please ..Help me get my wish and I will reciprocate with 2k each for any tangible help I get here ..Kosowo ni naija(no money in Nigeria) but there will always be a way for Gods people ..so please you can help with advice and flags to look out for y (both Green and Red)..

I appreciate you all

Continued…….
I will be needing (please) the help of the gurus here to choose the best ride for that price (1.8m) at most ….

My options
A clean Toyota Camry (2004 ——)
A clean Honda civic (2006 ——-)
And the cleanest and best cars available fr my price range
(By clean I mean body , interior ,gear and engine)

I have been a nairalander for a couple of years and I know that if there is a place I can get help or get scammed then it’s here on nairaland but then so also anywhere else has its + / -

First I started with daily 5k …my projection was by mid this year I could get a Benz, but omo saving money is extra HARD in Naija.
Lorokan sha (in one word), I have saved up 1.8 million so far and I THINK i will like to get a car now
Yes, it’s not much to get my dream car but I feel it’s definitely ok to get started ..I am flexible with my plan…keep upgrading my cars when I get the chance and before I know it, I may get my BENZ…it’s hard I know but I can do it and I am sure of it……

Hello nairalanders,
It’s with great pleasure that I start this thread about purchasing my first car.
Mid last year, I determined I was going to buy a car and started saving rigorously to try get one…trust me it has been a grand journey …suddenly there was no more henessy, Martel kept staring every night out but I was always like ‘baba chill,I Dey save’… I don’t earn much but I am so tired of jumping buses and Okada and most painfully paying big money to e-hailing………………

And I will like to go see any car with car scanners here on nairaland ..if you do such please message me or quote me ….even if a pin is missing or wrong , I will like to know, doesn’t mean I am looking for too much but at least I want to know what I will be dealing with
Thanks

So please ..Help me get my wish and I will reciprocate with 2k each for any tangible help I get here ..Kosowo ni naija(no money in Nigeria) but there will always be a way for Gods people ..so please you can help with advice and flags to look out for y (both Green and Red)..

I appreciate you all

Continued…….
I will be needing (please) the help of the gurus here to choose the best ride for that price (1.8m) at most ….

My options
A clean Toyota Camry (2004 ——)
A clean Honda civic (2006 ——-)
And the cleanest and best cars available fr my price range
(By clean I mean body , interior ,gear and engine)

I have been a nairalander for a couple of years and I know that if there is a place I can get help or get scammed then it’s here on nairaland but then so also anywhere else has its + / -

First I started with daily 5k …my projection was by mid this year I could get a Benz, but omo saving money is extra HARD in Naija.
Lorokan sha (in one word), I have saved up 1.8 million so far and I THINK i will like to get a car now
Yes, it’s not much to get my dream car but I feel it’s definitely ok to get started ..I am flexible with my plan…keep upgrading my cars when I get the chance and before I know it, I may get my BENZ…it’s hard I know but I can do it and I am sure of it……

Hello nairalanders,
It’s with great pleasure that I start this thread about purchasing my first car.
Mid last year, I determined I was going to buy a car and started saving rigorously to try get one…trust me it has been a grand journey …suddenly there was no more henessy, Martel kept staring every night out but I was always like ‘baba chill,I Dey save’… I don’t earn much but I am so tired of jumping buses and Okada and most painfully paying big money to e-hailing………………

Mino1000:
Hi everyone, so I met this beautiful babe June this year and we started dating three months later. We genuinely loved each other and we had a relationship that people envied.

We trusted each other so much that I had access to her google account and all her personal info on my laptop, while she also had mine on her phone to cut the long story short, I have a problem of always getting worried whenever she is not home and I can't reach her for example if she leaves in a bolt and the journey is 30minutes but she is not reachable one hour later I start to worry and call people I feel are at home and even the bolt rider.

On this particular day, she had a meeting with her colleagues which just came into the country, she shared her live location but it was last updated an hour ago, she was not picking her calls and it was 11:45pm mind you she was in Ikeja and lives at lekki so she was still going to Lekki that night in this dangerous December month in Lagos. I called and called but she did not pick then I got so worried and went to her google contacts to get her boss number and called him. He told her I called and that is how trouble started.

She explained that nobody has his number and she is the middle man between him and clients so his number getting into my hands without her permission means his company info is not safe. She said I have destroyed all what she labored to build over the years and blocked me everywhere (phone, whatsapp, snapchat) and left me with only instagram access. I have been begging her since last night when this happened, but she only unblocked me to tell me not to call her again and blocked me back.

I have been trying to explain to her that relationship and marriage is full of challenges so she should not let this one destroy what we had but she has been ignoring me. If I call with a different number she hangs up immediately she hears my voice.

We were already talking about marriage and in fact, I had already started making arrangements for a proposal next year.

I swear I really love this lady with everything that I have and I know for a fact that she loved me too but right now I am confused I am wondering how she was so much in love with me yesterday morning but doesn’t even want to hear my voice today. She went as far as threatening to get me arrested if I come close to her house. I am really confused and need mature advice on what to do to save this relationship because right now I can’t focus on anything. Plus I trust her so I wasn’t calling because I thought she was doing something silly.

You Bleep up

abobote:
When was the last time Ronaldo scored free kick?

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Starz825:
Same reason i said you just dey watch football yesterday..cos there was no world cup year Brazil didn't have the Best in every position ... infact they go in every world cup as favorite but they ended up being dumped out ...like in the last 4 world cups....
Abegii

Why this negativity about Brazil ..las 4 World Cup yen yen yen .. wetyn Brazil do you na .. oya we don hear Brazil go ja..e don do

2 goals for CR7 today ..1 penalty 1 free kick …Portugal for the cup

Snapchat:
The Messi wey dey loyal to Barca then, na una dey talk say na one club man. So, you guys know the meaning of loyalty and you ridiculed Messi for staying with Barca for that long.

Which Messi dem ridicule
What’s with Messi in this
Oga you wan argue ..I no Dey move that way