₦airaland Forum

Idowster:
Abuse him then fvck outa here

UDUJ:
One of them

UDUJ:
[s]Seun please give us a block button. So we can never get mentions from some known nonentities [/s]

Againstdkids:
Another kid you are a kid! Gerrahman[i] u be small boi

Againstdkids:
Stupid write up you are a kid

JONNYSPUTE:
....[s]Na bad thing say him no slack? She open,him Bleep. Why you dey flog am?[/s]

JONNYSPUTE:
....So you go shoot the small boy wey your elder sis open leg for and hug your sis abi?

Kiss and tell is still no rape bro.

JONNYSPUTE:
....You ve not even asked to findout the truth but you have the temerity to cancel his comment.

Now who is biased among you two?

Martinez39s:
[s]As long the sex was consensual, why is the guy getting worked up?[/s]

Badboibipo:
So guess what, I decided to lighten my skin!!!!! I decided to test these glow organic people that are selling creams now on social media and after a few days I stopped getting the attention that I always rant on about on this thread. For the next 30 days I kept using it and people walked past me without turning their heads, I was almost invisible! I didnt have to worry about random girls trying to get my attention or being mean to me for ignoring them. I finally realized why almost nobody here ever relate to my posts because none of u get unusual attention. You people go about your lives and just walk past people without noticing weird stares and so always never relate to my threads. I was you all for 30 days. It was a bitter sweet experience. I felt relieved and also freaked out cuz since I was a kid I always expected attention anywhere I went. So I visited my sister and she screamed that what did I do to my face, she always cried and begged me to stop and told me i was better looking being dark. So i actually stopped and after a few weeks of stopping, i went back dark and all the random creepy stares have all come back and i can now understand normal people like you who dont relate to my posts and i swear i envy you. Looking very attractive while being dark is crazy cuz the attention you get will make u never normal in life. You either become an entertainer for your own sanity sake. Please if you see me acting weird dont judge me, the attention is too much and now I really know not everyone will relate to it.

cowardafonja:
I don't think I can write it off any longer. Not after my own guy witnessed it first hand. They were at a brief get-together party on Friday evening when he bumped into a lady that caught his attention. After much much, they agreed to roll out together after the party.

On Saturday, morning, he came to my base and shared his terrifying experience with me. He said the lady in question was actually half-man half-woman. He said the lady got a well-developed, natural booobs. At the same time, she has a jumbo-sized, [s]black d1ck. On seeing this, my guy flew through the fense. [/s]

Yes, back then in secondary school, I read in biology about Hermaphroditism. That's animals with both male and female reproductive organs. In later years, I have also watched some sort of porn that showed women with d1cks. But to TBH, I wrote them off. I saw them as being fictious or some sort of trick. However, my view on this is beginning to change after hearing from this guy.

Pls I want to ask you guys: Have you ever encountered something like this? (real life ooo, not in porn). If you have, kindly share your experience.

Icranky:
Am 34, male and live in Benin, am the very shy type...I want a super hot girl in Benin city to be having sex with on the regular. I don't mind paying for it...but pls be informed,am not looking for love or any form of attachments, and I don't want an olosho either, she should be a little smart too... If you are interested please send me a private massage 07043738369, no jokes this is serious. Thank you.

chumada:
guy leave my space nah, I am not gay

Dew04:
Lol. Chuma is now a certified yaba left patient.

Dew04:

Lee99:
It can never be too flat my guy

Lee99:
Nakamura tins and tins, after all dem no de bleep Bobby

revenge001:
[s]there's no Lord, I get mad when you dummy mention that name, where is that you lord or whatever his name is, I challenge him or her to fight.... Let him come wrestle with me if he's strong.......

What nonsense?[/s]

SweetHearted:
[s]I am new on nairaland.

I just join nairaland not up to 5 minutes ago.

Welcome me please.

I need to give N2000 to someone today being my first day here.

This is to show that I am here to show love and receive love.

If you are interested just drop your account number and the initials of your name and I will immediately transfer the N2000 to you.

If your name for example is Muhammadu Buhari,the initial will be MB.

This is to ensure I do not send the money to the wrong account,

since I will compare the initials with the account details that normally shows whenever someone wants to transfer money.

It is only for one lucky person that I will choose.

GOD bless every one.[/s]

supportnija:
With the whole grammar we speak, do you know Nigeria import everything even from Niger republic.

fati2001:

UDUJ:
Are you surprised? You don't need to go too far, just go through most posts on nairaland and see the way the English language has been bastardized.

It's a perfect reflection of the rot and decay of our educational system. Universities and Higher institutions keep churning out half baked graduates that cannot compose a simple sentence. Smh

Chukwuka912:
Bad bele if u dont need it others need it. Is it bad to give your fellow Nairalanders something una get bad mouth