₦airaland Forum

obonujoker:
Demdem a.k.a dekdek Vedaxcool Beremx Hungerbad Passing shot a.k.a dropshot Rilwayne





MODATH...
Its been long I saw the comment of these monikers....

They are now kwashiorkor ridden

Speed kills, drive safely!

Thats my church. it happened at about past 3pm after church service. The main building was affected but not totally burnt and we haven't had church services in that building for some months now cos of major renovations going on the inside.

No LIFE was lost.

The firemen did a great job, i must confess.

It took the combined efforts of NNPC firemen, National Judicial Institute firemen, Julius Berger firemen and the Nigerian fire service teams to put the stubborn fire out to the glory of God.

Next level........we rebuild.

nnamdiosu:
Simple rule people fail to follow. DONT EVER PATRONIZE THOSE GUYS SELLUJG STUFFS ON THE ROAD. EVEN IF ITS ETERNAL LIFE THEY ARE SELLING....DONT BUY.

Bros, even "Eternal Life"? Lol, you just cracked me up

thisisayus:
That guy beside her must be Nnoso I want to sell my Samsung S4 biko Location is abk, IB or Lag 35k 08037699945

20k cash

And they are yet to recall Buhari, abi? Ndi oshi ndi oshi

Funlord2:
Yes sir! As a highly trained NCAN commander i must ensure that all types of nigerian miscreants are adequately covered! We show no favoritism whatsoever regardless of your tribe or region! Once your people eff up they must be put on blast! It is what it is! Now shift.....

Kai, you are sarcastically diplomatic

This is no news at all, we have moved on without him... voice impaired ooo, vision impaired, hormonal imbalance...we have moved on without him.

Carry go Osi

EVILFOREST:
The way we kill people now like ANTELOPES

How many ANTELOPES have you seen on Nairaland

They kill people like Lala's favourite meal

kulobyno:
What do we call this one now it's a northerner. . If na westerner na Afonja

Oya take it...

A Northerner = Zombie aka gworo

A Westerner = Afonja aka Hydraulic soup makers

An Easterner = Igbo aka Flatron aka Developer

Use the above accordingly

But why 17k plus? Penetrate the market by making it pocket friendly Nokia.
Very soon we will be seeing "NOKLA 3310" in the market, I trust China

alphaconde:
only if buhari knew we are now eating rats

HungerBad bro

Sugarcious:
The most respected house mate. He's quite and smart. No noise making like some people.

"Quite" and "Quiet" no be the same.

noetic5:
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they have sex in this club, if u think am lying, see these photos see sexy photos


open with care ohhh

Where are the sexy pictures? Sontin de worry u, abi

Edopesin:
My Correct Score Super Eagles 2-0 Banana Banana
Don't Destroy Ma Mention If Otherwise

As per Banana Republicans nah

HungerBAD:
A female thief?

I still can't get it around my head that there are females that goes around robbing.

It just does not seem right. It is just unexplainable. I mean,a chick that steals?that na juju dey worry am or what?

So its only guys that has the constitutional right to steal, abi? You see your life

0b100100111:


And Efe is busy mixing noise in the studio!
Dude does not even have the looks to model for common Alabukun or Sniper!

Bros is this how you use to do?

taylor88:
ppl keep dying everyday in the zoo

RIP sunny

if any soldier kill me for no reason i no go gree ooo

When you haf die finish, abi?

decatalyst:

Sombori cannot play with you again

NwaAmaikpe:


Who will take the second-hand depreciated woman.


Senseless woman,

She woulda remained in her husband's house and continued shagging her lovers...her husband would never have known... After all, Toto no get meter.
And it woulda been a WIN-WIN case for her.

Now who will take her in

Lol @toto no get Meter

I commend the men in black for their bravery, courage and timely response. Surely, with good support and remuneration, the police would do more.

Kudos to them!

SuperSuave:
ayam cumming

Space booker

Back then in High School, When I was beaten blue black and purple in the before of my crush.

Funny enough, we became friends afterwards.

StarPlayer:
Effects of bad leadership in the land of ipods

Is your sense paining you? Nwa mmefu

Village people at work

pansophist:
I do not subscribe to instant execution. Executing a murderer is like a slap on the wrist, just few minutes and he is pronounced dead, that's too generous and a muderer do not deserve such treatment.

He should be sentenceed to life ímprisonment, always in the same room staring at the boring ceiling, eating the same badly prepared food everyday, his day and night, Christmas, birthday and all the ceremony he used to enjoy will be spent in his cell. He will think about basic freedom, but that too has become a luxury that cannot be afforded.

He will live to regret the day he made such action to kill someone. There will be no redemption for him, till he dies at his own pace. That's what murders deserve.

He can get a parole after some years, say 50years

That second picture though, he's really scared

The person mumu like one Daura man I know sha.
Why not higher a private jet

Well, it happens when God wan catch you red handed, then ur thinking go lost and the demons in ur village will be like..."soft work, its our work ooo"

Tonto007:
number 1

You just occupied FTC stand for nothing, be careful ooo

Jacksparr0w127:
Wow wow wow
That's all I can say

@Wow wow wow, please are you now a firefighter siren

shutupareyouGOD:
a lady in love

Hmmm, I pray ooo

sweetkev:
So he wants everyone to know he donated money to the sick

Was actually looking out for this kinda comment.

But who you epp?

You need brain replacement asap