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emilyone:
So we should start frying akara or what?

Grafixnuel:
I do bro...can I pm u?

Iphone5:
Both Seyi Law and Kemi are Mad, only that baby is 'sane' because she's Fat

hakeemk:
and i never chop today

stevealibi:
Wat is cunja in English?

Ogashub:
I brought this post to nairaland first and i wonder why mine didnt make front page.....

Marvel1206:
OK but

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I was strolling with my last f*ck on leash on this thread earlier when Op ambushed me and held me at Knifepoint. "Give me your f*ck!" He thundered. I was already trembling, different thoughts ran through my mind. "What will i tell my parents when i get home" Among others. But then my life is more important than a f*ck. Op was becoming more aggresive now so i had to make a quick decision. I looked behind my back and saw my f*ck with teary eyes, she nodded in disapproval as though she was saying "Pls don't do this" .

"Which kind wahala be dis now" i said to myself. "Look!" i shouted at the Op while pointing my hand into an empty space behind his back, as soon as he turned his head, i grabbed my f*ck and made a run for it. He chased us but we were able to outrun him. Few mins later, i was already sitting under a shed with my f*ck on my laps. I patted her and kissed her forehead. "It's alright dear, i almost gave you out today on a useless thread for that matter"
She smiled sheepishly and rested on my arms.
That was how i protected my last f*ck from being giving on this thread

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angeltolly:
So those guys that snapped with him too will be feeling tall now right


Na wa..... Na real wa

Drabeey:
Hmm. Na lie

benzics:
To actually think some r.etards supported the assault of this young man, is really disturbing, and shows how backwards people can be these days..

NO ONE, I repeat no one, disabled or not should be punished for wearing the military camo.. What's so special about the camo? Absolutely nothing! Wearing it only shows your love for the military, the useless military should be happy the citizens support them..

Did we force any of these idiots into the military? Why are they taking their anger out on innocent civilians as if we owe them sh-t?? I still remember a time I witnessed the beating of three military men by angry mobs, I was so happy, let them see and feel how it is to be beaten...

Wearing the camo is not wrong! The military need to be really re-oriented!

Vaxt:
Yahoo yahoo buhari

OZAOEKPE:
Occultic man, he has sacrificed so many people for his family to be happy......

drinkgarri:
good for them...that reminds of arrive's O-jobs, very funny policies,

Opakan2:
Igbo babes ehnn..
if no be muscle, e go be beards or chest hair

EVILFOREST:
Black box, black maria, black sheep, black goat ,black cloth,

Ralphjoe:
wow wow wow! am so overwhelmed by ur advise, i love nairaland, u guys here are the best, i sight all of u guys, you guys are the best.

ramdris:
**Crying profusely**

lilmax:
lie in the building

Goldenheart:
Where is that boy that sells data.?

psalmsjob:
Ah so you fell into his trap? I called him to inquire about his offer, so I can test if its genuine with 1000 Naira but he was persuading me to buy those of 2500 Naira instead and the way he sounded so "laidback" so unsure of himself on phone is all the test I needed.

Sorry about the loss and thank you for warning others; you're better than me in that regard.

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bolafez:
wait on God

AlphaPegasi:
igbo boys are the worst offenders. those niggas cant pronounce nothing to save their life. lolzz. igbo boy say CHASTE instead of CHEST