ogologoamu:


When his battery is charged he can climb unaided but once the battery goes down you'll hear something like balabloo bloo bluu bulaba

Why do I have a feeling that this response is similar to "Jubril from Sudan" nonsense? Una no dey tire?

PointZerom:
You can see his aid in black suit and sky blue shirt standing behind him with his hand spread to aid ailing Tinubu from falling.

Those pushing this ailing Tinubu to Aso Rock are the real enemies of Nigeria.

In fact, he's being assisted to walk too. Pettiness

Kingspin:
If he have WAEC is enough
Eg Buhari

The problem is that he doesn't have. U no dey follow news?

1927sv:
is that why you raped your nephew and mother

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Do something this guy. This guy is perverse

1927sv:
is that why you raped your nephew and mother

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Do something this guy. This guy is a troll

1927sv:
is that why you raped your nephew and mother

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Do something this guy

Nonsense as usual. What power does a VP have? Someone who can be pushed to one corner and forgotten.

1927sv:
is that why you raped your nephew and mother

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You guys should do something about this spam now.

gozmok1:


Tinubu is a bad market that nobody wanna buy

Tinubu is everything wrong with Nigeria. He's c0rrupt , old, a t0ut, and disrespects everyone , have never condemned terror1st activities in Nigeria, mastermind end sars massacre.

Tinubu said he doesn't believe in one Nigeria , why does he wants to be president of the Nigeria he didn't believe in?
Ko possible

Tinubu even went as far as daring president Buhari to a dirty fight if the president doesn't support his dead and useless ambition ...

The smell of his piss in the room can easily dispel investors.

Have you ever imagine the international coverage on how he will piss all over the white house?

Have you ever imagine if a spot of saliva from his mouth falls on the US president with his dark rotten teeth?

Just imagine the piss, the teeth, the walking stick, then imagine him fighting dirty.

Fighting dirty with shit, piss, rotten teeth and walking stick.


Tinubu will see more rejection in coming days Have you ever imagined Tinubu pissing all over Aso rock?


Olorun e jo o

If you haven't known or accepted by now that Tinubu is your next president in 2023 because of the massive support coming for him from every corner, it means that you like burying your head in the sand.

Seefinish:
May God not allow us to vote Tinubu so that Ghanaians will not laugh at us.
Even Ghanaians knows that Tinubu is unfit to be the president of Nigeria

Eeyahah! But these Ghanaians are somehow foolish to know that Tinubu is unfit to govern Nigeria but elected an incompetent and unfit man who plunged their economy and currency into bottomless pity.

kingyakos:


Tinubu is a stupid elder

Just like your parents

mcdon024:
It is now a thing of shame as Ghanaians now use Tinubu (BAT) to banter Nigerians...As seen yesterday when some Ghanaians angrily responded to a mockery tweet after their lost to Portugal at the ongoing world cup in Qatar....Check some of their reply below�

Well, Ghanaians have shitty president at the moment.

happney65:
He can't win. He can't win . He is just disturbing himself. But he is mentioned more than other candidates. A foreigner seeing our political stuffs from abroad will think Obi is the candidate of the ruling party.

How he go take win? Na ghosts go vote am?

Daily Trust reports that apart from a few international airports such as Lagos, Abuja, Port Harcourt, Kano and Enugu which have a 24-hour operation, other airports like Benin and Ibadan are sunset airports, which means, they are operational from sunrise to sunset.

Must he become a law breaker just because he wants to become president?

Newboss:


They all have permanent residency abroad, not just residence. If you have residency abroad, you're AUTOMATICALLY on those countries' tax book. So they don't care about taxes. They have lawyers that handle their taxes.

Bro, there is no real difference between the rich and the poor. They're just normal people like you and me. Multiply your lifestyle by thousands, and you'll come close to the lifestyle of the super rich.

You're only going and coming because you can't afford the expenses involved in living there continuously and because you have businesses to attend to here. These guys have set up money making machines. They're literally as free as the air, financially.

They don't live here. They only work here. The only thing that brings them here is their business, family and friends.

Rebuke:

What?! Bros, please just shut this crap yhu are typing here.

How many rich Nigerians do yhu even know and where do yhu live that yhu are running yhur mouth?

Let me ask you? Why would these people who have most of their investments and family in Nigeria be living permanently abroad? Is it because of the extreme weather conditions over there? Or the kind of loneliness that would be following them everywhere? In abroad, they're nobody which nobody gives shiit about but in Nigeria, they're Kings who attract attention everywhere and everyday. They have no reason whatsoever to stay abroad, just vacation and nothing more.
It is the poor that worship abroad because they believe menial jobs that they struggle for in Nigeria are plentifully available for them over there. The rich just go and come back

akin9ja78:
What sort of a question is this? na only mental derailed someone will do such. If am able to leave nigeria now i aint coming back until am 70years old.

Lol. Your kids if you have any would have probably dumped your sorry ass in a nursing home.

Eastlink:
My cousin did. After the death of his parents, an aunt sent him to the US in 2019. In 2021, this dude returned to Naija citing one useless excuse that I can't understand. Like he literally bought ticket and boarded a plane himself from New York to Lagos before returning to the villa to the surprise of his siblings. Till now, everyone is still in shock. He lives in the villa currently doing nothing and surving from the little investment his elder bro is handling.

This dude in question is not a hard guy that will get himself in a drug related problem nor is he a womanizer or a troublesome person. And he has no plans on going back sincerely. Even if he did, I doubt anyone will make that mistake of funding his trip.

That's probably because he had seen it all. What is there other than working your ass off. But here, he's living in the villa feeding off his parents/brother investments.

puretayo:
Tbh there's a lot of opportunities in Nigeria. Just break even first.

You are right. In 2013, my wife and I won USA visa lottery but forfeited it because we couldn't raise the money needed. In 2016, I was working at Dangote company for paltry sum of 57k a month, an exhausting job for that matter! He still went ahead to sack all of us after 5-7 months.
Today, my monthly income has hit 900k. Though, like two third of it is still going into loan servicing but things are looking brighter each day.

Cj4charles:
Someone once said that it is better to be a fowl roaming around the street of US than to be a human being in Nigeria

What a poor mentality! I would rather be a human in Nigeria than a fowl on the street of USA.

franchasng:



Op, maybe let's ask our former Governors if they preferred when they were Governors or now that they are enjoying chanji in their respective dungeons as bloody commoners stuck in traffic without blazing siren and overzealous trigger happy Police men ready to kill anybody that dare near their convoy




[s] The richest Nigerians don't live in Nigeria sir, they just visit to milk their cash cow called Nigeria.


Dangote spends more time abroad than in Nigeria. Same with your politicians. Otedola is always in Monaco or London, same with his family. Tinubu is now a part time Nigerian, he is always going back to London to refuel his engine
[/s]

Don't be deceived, we see these people across a lot.


Most of them that you find here are here to milk the Nigerian masses to sustain their children's luxury life abroad. Check well, all of them have their kids living outside Nigeria. That's the saddest truth, including your current President, all his daughters and even wife your First Lady live outside Nigeria cos of security reasons, no be juju be that

Lie! They spend more time in Nigeria than abroad.

gazeup1:

I have not been able to forgive myself of all the things I did to her, the insults, talking down on her but in a way I think I pushed her to become who she is now. I remembered when she asked back then to open a joint account with her, I laughed her to scorn, like how would the ratio be. she saved over 6M and credited my account with everything, just for us to complete our home. I can't even produce 1M.

She doesn't seem hurt, but sometimes she reminds me of those words, I have never officially told her sorry neither have I really changed because I am just like that, I don't mean evil. I wanted her to braze up and never stay low.

Married, men, please how do I ask for her forgiveness? I don't think we have up to 2% of her type out there.

You still owe her an apology, sincerely speaking. You won't die if you apologise to her and it is not sign of weakness, it will only show your strength.

Archtoch:
I have never come across a story of a married couple dying on top of each other during sex. Emphasis on [b]married couple.
Let he who is wise receive the message. [/b]

Lol. It is all about cover up. No need to tell the whole world that your husband died on top of you during sex.

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Laughnow419:


Right now my mouth is bitter and I took drugs last night. If u cough out it will be painful and be like u used native charcoal to brush. U cant even look outside in the morning

I'm more concerned about the kids.

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ValCon888:
These evil people are not even thinking of themselves.

They're also breathing this same air they're destroying.

A rising number of people will have cancer and die because of this act.

There's no difference between this illegal oil bunkering and skull mining because they're both blood money.

I know that you are trying to throw jabs but this is worse, the majority of the population in the city are risking their health in the short and long term

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Says who th o?

Says Mummy GO. Lol

SportsHD:

Those cops are bastards. Please don't return the phone. It's an Android phone, once you flash it and erase the information, it can't never be tracked. He used 3k to give away his phone.
Even iphone 13 wey we pay 40k for to track, the police couldn't track it, not to talk of useless android.

Just dump his sim into the nearest river or dusbin.

If you try and return it, he can rope you and arrest you. Person wey wan extort you for nothing before. He would now have all the power to arrest you if you dare return that phone.

He probably siezed it from an innocent who couldn't pay his bail on something the innocent didn't do.

Then, sell the phone off or you can start using it. You are safe.

By the way, check if he has a Facebook page, I'll dm you now. I need his Facebook name/details/contact information and where he stays.
Most of those bagas put that on their Facebook page.

Most of the people that are telling you to return it haven't been extorted by the police before, they don't know what it's like to be accused and robbed for something you didn't do.

Dumb, very dumb assertion

Oduduwa707:
Too much for the young lad to deal with at this point in his life and career.

[s] This should be a stern reminder for all those workaholic folks that think their employers value them. Total LIE!
Your employers ONLY value their money, image and products NOT you. You're easily replaceable. [/s]

Where's the support coming from? Family! Even his team mates are starting to unfriend him on social media.

Make time for your family regardless!

What kind of support do you want them to give him exactly? We're talking about rape and violence. You need someone to lend you sense.

kernniejay:
Same way people don't believe that Heaven and Hell are real,

Here is the heaven, here is the hell too. Any other place outside this earth na imagination of the people of the old world who didn't know better.

the end is coming and there will be judgment.

After how many millions of years again? Lol

hahahahaha5x:
I jokingly told her she hasn't come to know my house yet o yet she's always telling me to do this or that for her. She just told me "I nor dey come person house". I then asked her "yet you bill people abi?" She said she'd return all I've spent on her. Las las I've collected my money and she has stood up from my table to be alone. In her presence I've bought drinks for two guys.

Nb: For those who would come here to tell me today is a working day. I make my money online. I'm a crypto trader. I can trade and make money anywhere.

She earned my total respect! You should have exercised patience with her, the relationship was still in its early stage. The fact that she said that didn't mean that she meant it.

seunayantokun:


Just show us how you and the JAMB board members are morally better than the guy.

No one has anything to prove to you my friend. Everyone is considered innocent (Saint) until proven guilty, he proclaimed himself guilty. Talking of eating your cake and still want to have it. Lol

omonla10:
its not about riches.. Infact, I make more money here than my sister who is a German citizen and nurse.. It's about the quality of life..

Naija own no dey pass money money

With money, you can still manage to give yourself those quality life in Nigeria. How many years do we even have on earth to be working two, three jobs a day coupled with unfriendly extreme weather?

shantti:

R u okay, u want to compare extreme cold to extreme heat. Guy, just put your hand inside fire for 10 seconds, That is what we are facing here. At least with the cold, u can cover your body but with the heat, what can u do. Come back and experience kaduna or lokoja hot sun then u will appreciate the cold

Trust me, there is no extreme heat in Nigeria, be it north or south, lol. You want see extreme heat? E dey America. The heat wey dey kill people. You want see extreme cold, e dey there too. The cold wey dey kill people inside cars on the highways.

divads:


�. I understand what you mean. 2 days ago I was at work, with the cold and crazy Job. I thought to myself, If I had a good Job in Naija nothing will make me come and stress myself like this in the name of hustle. I'm quite new though, I believe with time I'll get to enjoy the good sides too. Right now, the beautiful environment and 24/7 Light mean nothing to me anymore. The hustle is draining.

My two Nigerian female neighbors keep on complaining. Every single time they're in a conversation, it's about how they're tired, how they want to go back... Etc. But for their children they can't do that. Infact that's almost all what they talk about Everytime.

So I understand those who said it's not all rosy abroad. I also understand those who are really striving to travel out. Sometimes I feel Nigeria is better, the cruise, friends, fun, sun, etc. But then I remember Police, bribery and corruption (I hate this with passion) the joblessness, etc. Then I'll reconsider.

Thing is nowhere has it all.

What a beautiful unbiased contribution! God bless your hustle.
I won American Visa lottery back in 2013 alongside my wife and a daughter. We couldn't raise the money needed, so we let the opportunity slide. Today if that same visa is given to me, I will reject it. May be I will sponsor my kids abroad for education to compensate what we lost but I'm much better and happier in Naija for now. So no need to go and suffer myself anymore.